"Labor to give the poor monk fifty fritters, ten cups of soy milk, Amitabha!" After speaking, the little monk actually smiled at me without shame.

Nima, fifty fritters, you are going to die in the rhythm, the little master still doesn't believe it, the fritters cost five cents a piece, fifty is twenty-five yuan, ten cups of soy milk is only ten yuan, counting the tea eggs and other breakfasts I ordered with Wang Lili, forty-five yuan is still rich, I have to see how you eat these things today.

I was secretly competing with the little monk here, and I heard Wang Lili say in a slightly trembling voice: "Husband, what do you think is that?" ”

When I focused on the fritters on the table, I wasn't calm at all. Just look at a few maggot-like insects, very small, the size of a needle, one by one drill through the fritters, fell on the plate with a plastic bag, maybe the weather is too cold, or it may be that the monk's purification has played a role, those insects that fell out of the body after a few twists, it hung upright.

I am a person with strong natural curiosity, although I know that those insects are very harmful to me, and it is more likely to be the Gu worms of Miaojiang, but I still broke a pair of disposable chopsticks, stabbed the insects in the plate, and found that Ya was really dead, so I asked the little monk next to me curiously: "Dare to ask the scripture that the master just read, is it to purify these insects?" ”

"Donor, the fritters won't taste good when they're cold." The little monk replied in a non-requisitionable manner.

These two monks, whoever sees the insects on the plate can't eat it. After Wang Lili heard what the little monk said, she retched a few times exaggeratedly, which made the diners around her think that this girl was pregnant with my flesh and blood.

"Master, please first!" I pushed the plate in front of the little monk badly, anyway, I have no appetite, I don't believe you can eat.

"Then the poor monk is welcome." This little monk is really urinating, and after nodding his head at me slightly, he broke the chopsticks and started eating. And where is the speed of eating, it is clearly stuffed into his big mouth.

Just look at this product to pick up a fritter, "click click", a few times into the mouth, this side has not started to chew it, there is another one, continue to "click click" and another into the mouth, no wonder this monk's mouth is big, dare to love is a hamster reincarnation. After a few clicks, a plate of fried dough sticks entered the little monk's mouth, stuffing the mouth of this product.

I didn't even see the fritters in my mouth, just looked at the big mouth, and then with a bang, the mouth full of food was swallowed. Alas, I'll go! I have a small heart, and it hurts to be choked by the girl. Just look at such a big lump of food going down Ya's throat, Nima, before you left home, you definitely sold Diana pills on the street, and your throat and eyes are so thick!

Just when I was extremely entangled, the proprietress came up with a plate of fritters, and after nodding slightly at the proprietress of the proprietress, she picked up the chopsticks and started eating. As soon as the proprietress turned around, a plate of fritters was wiped out by the little monk alone, and then the goods grabbed a cup of soy milk, didn't even insert a straw, and directly lifted the layer of plastic on it, and poured it into the stomach. That scene, saying that the wind and clouds are all light, is definitely gobbling up.

Wang Lili was so shocked by the scene in front of her at the moment that she couldn't close her mouth, and when the little monk finished eating the second plate, the girl asked me in a low voice: "How many days has this monk not eaten?" Or is this monk originally a camel, after eating this meal, can he insist on not eating for half a month? ”

I glanced at Wang Lili helplessly, because I didn't know where this monk escaped from, and it was too special to eat. But I still pretended to be very forced and said: "Master, I can make it (dialect: the meaning of eating), I am full!" ”

"The little monk is not a master, and the Dharma name is a fool. However, since the donor has the beauty of an adult, then please trouble the donor to add another hundred fritters, Amitabha! "This thing actually kicked his nose in the face, and asked for a hundred fritters according to my words.

However, who gave the name of this little monk, it is really vivid, quit eating, you really have to quit eating and drinking. Because it is now a peaceful and prosperous era and extremely rich in materials, this Nima wants to catch up with the disaster and famine of the old society, and he is the first to be slaughtered in the village.

So, under the watchful eyes of Wang Lili and me, I watched everyone eat for half an hour, and I was happy for the boss who sold breakfast, and the snot bubbles were about to come out. If this Nima meets a few more such foodies every morning, his business will be much easier.

The boss is happy, but I want to cry so hard. Because of this abstinence, I counted while eating. After eating all the fried dough sticks that I brought from the breakfast stall, I roughly calculated the result of 177 fried dough sticks and 23 cups of soy milk.

The fritters alone cost 88 yuan and 5 cents, and if you count the soy milk, it will cost the little lady a total of 111 yuan and 5 cents. The problem is that I have forty-five yuan on my body, I knew that this monk was so able to eat, at the beginning, I might as well give Ya ten yuan, let him buy something to eat, it is much better than now, more drops and more drops, I regret my intestines!

"I'm sorry, today's fritters are sold out, if you feel delicious, you can come back tomorrow morning, and I'll come over with some noodles." The boss came to our table with a smile and said happily.

Your uncle, I will eat tomorrow, I now guess that the monk in front of me is a nursery recruited by your boss at a high price, a meal nursery!

Just when I was extremely entangled, Wang Lili took out two sheets of Grandpa Mao from her wallet and handed them to the boss. The boss was very happy to give Wang Lili change, I love this girl so much, this move not only took care of my face, but also gave me the capital to continue pretending.

"Master of Addiction, the hospitality is not good, when you are free, I will take you to the buffet!" I've figured it out, next time I'll take it directly to the cafeteria, I have to see how much food this food has.

"Amitabha, donor, this is already very good. My master often said that it is good for an ascetic to eat six points full, otherwise it is not conducive to cultivation. "After the monk finished speaking, I almost jumped up and smacked the two of them.

Dare you eat so much alone, only eat six points full, listen to the meaning of these words, spare me to invite you once, are you still not satisfied?

Okay, let's change the realm and continue to eat, I don't believe it, how much food can you hold in your stomach? Thinking of this, I smiled at the idiot and said, "If the master doesn't dislike it, I'm willing to be the east, let's change places and continue to eat until you're full." ”

I thought that this monk would gladly accept my invitation, anyway, I entered the city, and I went back to the wedding shop to get the money, but what I didn't expect was that the monk actually folded his hands and saluted me, and then said slowly: "Jia Shi, the poor monk came this time, one is to resolve the crisis of the donor, and the other is to ask the donor for something!" ”

to be continued