Chapter 213: I promise not to kill you
As a famous place for cultivation, although the vast majority of people don't know that the real secret of improving the cultivation of martial artists is the spring itself, but many martial artists are famous and practice here, but it is a fact, and it is not surprising that there are a few people who practice hidden weapons, but it is shameful to use others as targets to practice hidden weapons. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Of course, Xu Mo has to fight for the talented couple.
It's just that the Chengcai couple glanced at each other, but they hung their heads and sighed: "Who made that guy a big myopia?" ”
Xu Mo almost hit the ground with his chin, and he can also practice hidden weapons if he is very short-sighted...... Hey? There really is.
"What you won't run into is...... That Musi who can turn into a duck, right? Xu Mo asked curiously.
Chengcai smiled bitterly and nodded: "It's him, when we met him, he hadn't fallen into the drowning fountain." ”
"But now, he'll honestly turn the old lady into a duck!" Li Xiuning said unhappily, she couldn't see her exploding foul language on weekdays.
Xu Mo thought of a possibility: "You threw him into the drowning spring?" ”
Chengcai and his wife sneered, yes, don't ask, if you have revenge, you don't want to be a gentleman, it looks like Musi's guy is destined to become a duck.
"And what drowning fountain did you fall into?" Xu Mo asked about the Chengcai couple again.
Chengcai and Li Xiuning's sneers came to an abrupt end.
Chengcai hesitated and said: "Anyway, we have already told you the reason, so don't ask too much detail, okay?" Without further ado, here we go. ”
After that, the husband and wife have ambitions together, and they want to slip away when they turn around.
Xu Mo shouted behind the two: "Wait a minute, there is ......"
An automatic sprinkler robot roared by, sprinkling cool and clean water droplets on the road surface of the space-time hub city, shining under the illumination of the artificial sun, but the Chengcai couple who ran out of the attachment containment hall were drenched.
"Now, I just wanted to remind you that there are robots sprinkling water and watering the flowers."
Having said that, Xu Mo felt very lucky, it was simply drowsy and met the pillow, looked at the couple, wondered what kind of transformation the two of them had, and then was a little dumbfounded.
was originally a slightly thin talent, but now she has become a slender girl, but it's a pity that this kid's foundation is not very good, and becoming a girl can only be regarded as a middle-aged person, not ugly, not beautiful, that is, there is a kind of girl-next-door temperament, which looks more pleasing to the eye than men.
Li Xiuning has become a handsome boy, this handsome is definitely beyond the ordinary level, and he is qualified to act in idol dramas, and he is not as disgusting as the cream student, but there is a kind of bookish smell.
"Did you fall into the female and male drowning fountains?" Xu Mo asked in surprise.
Chengcai, who became a girl, was embarrassed, and his face was painful: "What's the matter, you still ask when you see it?" ”
He, no, it's Li Xiuning next to her, who is more calm, maybe because even if she becomes a boy, her conditions are still good: "Okay, you also know what happened to us?" ”
Xu Mo nodded: "I know, I know." ”
Then he struggled to hold back the desire to complain and laugh, and took a few breaths before he said to the excited Chengcai: "To be honest, it is indeed very coke to see your transformation suddenly, but this is a normal reaction of people, called ...... Contrast, right, contrast! Actually, you should understand, with our friendship, how can I laugh at you? Right? ”
Chengcai glanced at him: "There is no sincerity at all, you should take a mirror to take a look at your current appearance first, and reveal your dark psychology!" ”
Li Xiuning also sighed: "That's why we don't want this situation to be exposed, your reaction will make us very stressed." ”
"Okay, that's a problem, but doesn't that mean that one more dance to another sexual fountain will bring you back to your original state? For example, if you become a talent, if you dance the male drowning spring again, won't you become a man again? Haven't you tried it? Xu Mo asked.
"It's useless!" Chengcai was indignant: "I tried to skip the male drowning spring, and I did recover my male body in the spring, but when I got out of the spring and encountered cold water, I would still become a woman!" ”
Xu Mo frowned, he didn't expect there to be such a hidden truth: "There is indeed a problem with this kind of words, I don't know if it is some kind of mutation caused by different world parameters, don't worry, I accepted the invitation of the world management agency, and I was about to visit, by the way, I asked about the star key, even if you can't come back for a while, when the star key is installed, you can still remove this abnormal situation after all, but ......"
Speaking of this, he turned to a wicked smile, which was enough to show that he was thinking about something very rude: "Think about it differently, this kind of transformation is also a little beneficial......"
Chengcai shuddered: ", this is also a reason I don't want to say, okay!" I treat you as a brother, and what I'm most afraid of is that after you become a girl, you will only think about me! ”
Xu Mo rolled his eyes, patted Chengcai's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Chengcai, don't worry, you are very safe with me, you really want to be a beast, my goals are too many, but you ...... It's really not my thing. ”
Chengcai said that he was hurt by tons: "Your ......"
Then Xu Mo didn't wait for him to go crazy, and whispered in his ear with a wicked smile: "What I really mean is, don't you think that after you and your wife have sex, you can unlock more boudoir fun?" ”
Chengcai is such a lewd talent, he suddenly understood Xu Mo's "sinister heart", his face turned blue for a while, his face showed a look of horror, and he roared in a low voice: "Lao Tzu is really a bad friend, you are so dirty!" Actually trying to get me stabbed? Or not brothers? ”
It's a pity that he was horrified to find that Li Xiuning's ears seemed to move, and his face also showed a thoughtful look.
Mom, don't! Lao Tzu is a dignified man, and he doesn't want to be ridden by his wife!
At the same time, he hated Xu Mo's "suggestion" even more.
Xu Mo gave Chengcai a "take care" look, and instantly switched back to Wei Guangzheng's expression: "Ahem, cough, okay, I know what your problem is, if you are really troubled by this, after the star key system is loaded, it will be the first time to contact you, before that, please face life with a normal heart." ”
For this guy's fear that the world will not be chaotic, Chengcai is helpless, and now what he wants is to go back and take a hot shower quickly, lest his wife be really distorted by this guy's words.
And when Xu Mo left the two of them and went to the control center, Qiongye, who rarely spoke after following him, spoke: "Lord, I can solve the problem of the talented couple, why don't you let me do it?" ”