Chapter 22: You aliens really know how to play!

With the green light of the intelligent identification system, a small car slowly drove into the courtyard of the Iron Man Beach House. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Iron Man Tony's current girlfriend, as well as Pepper Pepper, CEO of Stark Industries. Potze, after dealing with the recent affairs of Stark Enterprises as quickly as possible, took a plane and then drove himself, all the way back to Iron Man's seaview villa in Malibu, California. She was going to pack up some things here, and then she would take Tony out of the villa and go outside to find a remote place to relax or something.

It's not that she suddenly has some romantic idea and wants to leave her job and go on vacation with her boyfriend, but Pepper Pepper. Potz has seen Tony from the major media newspapers. Stark's provocative remarks to the "Manchurians". Especially Tony this time he actually publicly reported his home to the world, which was simply hooking his finger at the "Manchurian adult", so that the other party had the courage to come to the door to fight in the ring!

This kind of reckless and unscrupulous approach made Pepper a headache, of course she was very aware of the attack and hospitalization of Iron Man's former personal bodyguard Harpy, and she also went to the hospital to see him personally, but it was precisely because of this, Pepper. Potz decided to leave the villa with Tony for a while in the near future.

Unlike Tony, who has become more and more fond of heroes over the years, as a woman, Pepper. Potz didn't like Tony's overly exciting adventurous career at all, and didn't even want him to continue to be a superhero. Because every time Iron Man is full of heroic adventures, she will worry about Tony's safety and life and death. Especially in New York half a year ago, in the epic battle with the alien invaders Zitari, she could only stay alone in a safe place to pray and worry, but she couldn't help her boyfriend or let Tony go home safely.

As a strong woman who is well-versed in business and finance, Pepper Pepper Pepper. Potz can certainly manage the Stark business in an orderly manner, but in the world of superheroes, she is completely out of control. The power of money is so weak and useless in that violent ring.

Little Pepper Pepper. Potz really, really hated this feeling of powerless frustration because it forced her to admit that she was so weak.

It is true that Pepper is sympathetic to Harpy's plight and is angry at the terrorist leader "Manchurian" who attacked Harpy, killing and injuring many innocent people, but that does not mean that she agrees with Tony's provocative words to provoke the people who planned the terrorist attack.

So, as a girlfriend, Pepper thinks she needs to coax Tony out and hide with her for a while as soon as possible, and then come back when everything is calm. To this end, she deliberately spent a whole day arranging urgent matters for the next seven or eight days and appointing several new temporary personnel positions. If there is something urgent that she must handle personally, the convenience of modern technology should also support her remote work.

She then leaves the newly rebuilt Stark Industries building in Manhattan, New York, and travels from east to west across the United States to Iron Man Tony's beach house in Malibu, California – a long commute that almost makes you madden.

Thankfully, when she arrived at the villa, everything seemed to be the same as usual. At least I didn't see a single piece of smoke in ruins. In addition to the various hideaways in the field outside the villa door, there are more paparazzi reporters than usual, more guns and cannons, and perhaps drones and monitors - for Hollywood stars and superheroes, any American celebrity with a fixed address, these guys are basically the same lingering daily presence as flies and mosquitoes, haunting your house every day, trying to make big news.

Then, in the courtyard in front of the house, there is a small model of a conical spaceship, somewhat similar to the old Apollo spacecraft command module, but this is not unusual, Tony always makes a lot of strange things in three days, such as the Iron Man armor. This had been the case since he was not Iron Man, and even if the ship could actually take off, Miss Potts would not be surprised.

She expertly parked the sedan in front of the villa and pushed the door in, "...... Is Jarvis, Tony at home? ”

“…… Mr. Stark is entertaining guests on the rooftop balcony, Miss Potts. A couple of kids who claim to be aliens have just come to visit him on the spaceship outside the door. The Smart Butler program replied, "...... Although I think that such a small craft should be more like a landing module. ”

“…… Alien? Did Asgard come from the Protoss? "When it comes to aliens, Miss Potts immediately thinks of the big blonde Thor, because of his active performance in the Battle of Manhattan in New York and a series of hot media interviews, this sometimes majestic, sometimes stupid Thor, has become the most well-known alien image for people around the world," ...... But why did Tony run to the balcony to entertain them? ”

“…… It seems to be to experiment with an alien tech product they brought with them, Miss Potts. That stuff is really amazing. ”

“…… Just like the last time the Rubik's Cube of the Universe? Pepper shrugged, having been around Iron Man for so long, had experienced so many adventures, and had seen so many superheroes, she had lost her curiosity about many new things, and only the fear and resistance that she could not avoid.

“…… Anyway, Miss Potts, do you need me to call Mr. Stark down? The smart butler program continued to ask.

“…… Don't bother, I'll just wait for him below. Maybe there's something important to world peace that Tony needs to worry about! ”

Little Pepper Pepper. Potz yawned a little tiredly, sat down on the couch in the villa's living room, and then noticed something on the coffee table, "...... Hot tea and animal biscuits? Tony actually prepared this kind of thing to entertain children? (Chewing) seems to taste okay. She tossed a few animal biscuits into her mouth and poured herself another cup of tea," ...... Well, this tea is also quite fragrant......"

Having just hurried from New York, thousands of kilometers away, to California, and barely getting a drop of water on the road, Pepper Potz was tired, thirsty, and hungry, so he couldn't help but eat several animal biscuits in a row, and drank a lot of tea one cup after another...... However, before Miss Potts knew it, her face had begun to change subtly, and her body had quietly become shaggy......

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At the same time, the smell of various foods wafts from the plant-planted roof balcony of this seaview villa.

And the few cacti, which were originally tall and straight, were like squeezed dregs, and for some reason they all collapsed and collapsed.

“…… It's a really fun little thing! It can be taken out at a party to show off and liven up the atmosphere. ”

After tasting another piece of chocolate cake that grew out of a cactus with the help of [Plant Modification Liquid], Tony Stark wiped his mouth and commented as viciously as usual, "...... Can't you really explain the science? Even if it's just a general concept. ”

“…… It's a pity, Mr. Tony, that we really don't know such profound knowledge! Wang Qiu, the Zhengtai version who has now reduced his age and pretends to be tender, rolled his eyes helplessly, "...... Do you think today's average American elementary school student can tell how to make a home computer? ”

“…… Well, it's true, they don't even know how to multiply and divide four-digit numbers...... I forgot to take into account your level of knowledge. But wouldn't that be unfair? In this transaction, I need to start with the basic principles and guide you to make the Ark reactor step by step. Tony shrugged, "...... And you just threw me a few gadgets that I don't even understand the mechanics of. ”

“…… That's why we've given you four items that we think are interesting, all of which are currently unproducible with Earth technology, and you can take your time and study them. And then I just want you to help us make a handmade ark reactor. I think it's a fair deal, Mr. Stark. ”

The Zhengtai version of Political Commissar Guo, who has shrunk his age, also rolled his eyes, as if he couldn't get used to Iron Man's insatiable greed, "...... If that's not enough, you can take one of our spacecraft to the moon or Mars......"

――At present, the space channel with the Doraemon plane has been cut off due to an unfortunate accident, and the props in the hands of the government are all the inventory purchased before, although there are still a lot of them, but they are also one less piece, only consumed and not replenished, and it is even more impossible to imitate it. Although it was a resolution unanimously approved by the superior leaders to take out some of the Doraemon World black technology props that have no important purpose and exchange them for the old-fashioned Ark reactor technology from Iron Man, Political Commissar Guo was still instinctively reluctant to pay too many props......

“…… Well, the condition seems pretty good. Although I have traveled a lot, I have never been outside the world in my life. Tony blinked, "...... Alright, now let me see the two remaining gifts you have sent, I can't wait. ”

Then, as soon as they walked into the room from the roof balcony and stood at the top of the spiral staircase, the group saw a big pure white cat wearing a brand-name women's costume, curled up on the sofa in the living room, lazily raising its cat's paw to Iron Man, "...... Hi! Dear Tony Meow! Are you done meowing now? People have a very important thing to discuss with youMeow Meow? What's wrong with me? Oh! My meow-meow-meow-"

She seemed to suddenly notice something strange about herself, and immediately jumped three feet high from the sofa, and then was so anxious that she scratched the coffee table and the pillar with her cat's paws.

At the same time, Iron Man Tony also stared at the strange creature in the living room with round eyes, grabbed his hair, and looked at the strange creature in the living room incredulously, "...... My God! Could this she-cat be ...... Pepper? Honey, how did you become like this? Oh! It must be you little bastards! ”

The next moment, Iron Man Tony turned around suddenly, grabbed Wang Qiu, who was also in a daze, and grabbed his collar and lifted him into the air, "...... Tell me what's going on? Alien kid! If something happens to Pepper, I won't spare you! ”

“…… Ahem! Please calm down! Mr. Stark! Please calm down! It's not our fault, and things aren't as serious as you think! ”

Looking at Iron Man's angry expression with blue tendons on his forehead and almost red eyes, Wang Qiu hurriedly raised his hand and explained, "...... I think this young lady must have eaten the [Transforming Animal Biscuit], which is another gift we just brought......"

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After a while, Tony, who had finally calmed down, finally hugged Pepper Pepper, who was still in the form of a female cat. Potz sat side by side on the sofa in the living room of the villa, while Wang Qiu held the box of biscuits that was the culprit in his hand and explained to them the miraculous effect of the biscuits.

“…… This is the [Transformation Animal Cookies], or [Transformation Cookies] for short, a very interesting gadget that seems to be primarily used for games and pranks. As soon as you eat any of these cookies, you will be transformed into the animal shape of that cookie. ”

Wang Qiu took out a cat-shaped cookie from the box and showed it to Iron Man and his girlfriend, "...... Miss Potts eats such a cookie that she becomes a cat. Don't worry, these are all normal effects of [Transformation Cookies]......"

“…… It's incredible. It sounds a bit like Professor Banner who has turned into the Hulk. ”

Tony, who had calmed down, exhaled, reached out and scratched Potze's chin, causing her to let out a series of comfortable grunts from her throat, and then because of this cat-like approach, he unfortunately received Pepper's paw of shame, "...... While it seemed fun to watch my girlfriend turn into a cat, I still preferred Pepper the way she was. What will be done to get her back to where she was? ”

“…… Don't do anything, Mr. Stark. If you want to get away from this experience of transforming into an animal, you and Miss Potts just need to sit and wait patiently for a while, because the animal cookie only takes effect for five minutes. Wang Qiu replied.

Sure enough, almost at the moment when Wang Qiu's words just fell, Little Pepper Pepper Pepper. The fluff on Pozzi's body and the beard on his face began to disappear rapidly, and a pair of cat's paws with meat pads also regained into a pair of jade hands, in short, from a female cat man to a cat-eared girl, a big step forward in the direction of humans. Then, after a while, the cat's ears on the top of her head disappeared all at once, and the whole person was completely restored to its original state.

Look at Pepper Pepper Pepper. Potze's body recovered as before, and the originally anxious expression on Iron Man Tony's face suddenly relaxed a lot, but he still instructed his intelligent butler program "Jarvis" to scan Pepper's whole body and confirm that everything was normal with her whole body tissues and organs.

“…… Phew, it's okay, it doesn't seem to have any sequelae, but you aliens are really good at playing, I thought the various masquerade parties and carnival performances on Earth were lively enough, I didn't expect you aliens to be able to play to such a point......"

He glanced at Wang Qiu, then approached his girlfriend and asked in a low voice, "...... What do you think? Honey, do you still feel like you're feeling something? ”

“…… It's okay, it's just that there is a lot of hair on the clothes, and I don't feel very comfortable, and the underwear ♂ is broken by the tail that just popped out......"

Little Pepper Pepper. Pozzi frowned and picked up a few pieces of torn light cloth from the sofa, smiled wryly and sighed, stood up and walked upstairs, "...... I'll go to the bedroom to change one first, the alien stuff is really hard to get rid of! Huh? What's wrong with me? Barking?!! ”

- In full view of the public, Miss Potts was once again covered with fluff, with a pair of ears on the top of her head, and a large fluffy tail emerging from the inside of her skirt, which dangled under her skirt as if sweeping the floor...... In short, Iron Man Tony was dumbfounded to see his dear girlfriend Pepper with his own eyes. Pozzi had just recovered from the cat, and within a few minutes, he was once again a Vast!

Then, Tony turned around abruptly and was about to ask the visitor a question, but Wang Qiu already knew what he wanted to say, so he simply opened his mouth in advance:

“…… Mr. Stark, I know what you're trying to ask. Rest assured, this is normal, as Miss Potts apparently ate more than one [Transformation Cookies] just now. The first ones were cat biscuits, and the second was puppy biscuits......" he said, shaking the half-empty biscuit box in his hand.

“…… Belch...... So...... How long will she maintain this special state? I mean the end of it. Tony asked.

“…… Well, each cookie is capable of transforming for five minutes, and then there is about five to ten minutes of buffer time between transformations......"

Wang Qiu shook the half-empty biscuit box again, "...... Miss Potts, how many of these cookies did you just eat? ”

“…… Whew? When people eat cookies, they don't count the number of Wang! There are probably ...... Twenty bucks? Or thirty dollars? ”

Pepper who has become a Vendaceus again. Miss Potz grunted as she stuck out her tongue uncertainly.

- The [Transformation Biscuits] that Wang Qiu and the others brought this time are mini-type, and each biscuit is only about the size of a coin, so Miss Pepper Potts, who happened to feel a little hungry at that time, grabbed several handfuls of small biscuits in a row just now and stuffed them directly into her mouth......

And Iron Man Tony reluctantly increased the amount with his hands, "...... Well, in that case, dear Pepper, it seems that until tonight, you will only be able to experience a vacuum in your lower body, and say goodbye to your panties ♂ for the time being...... Alas, you aliens are so good at playing! ”

But in the next moment, his voice suddenly rose with some unusually subtle pleasure, "...... Such an interesting thing is really worth remembering! You can't just forget about it! Jarvis! Don't forget to take pictures of all the animals that Pepper has turned into today, in the highest definition! And make it a GIF effect! I'm going to pick the most interesting one to use as the background screen for my phone! ”

“…… Do as you ask, Mr. Stark! The sound of the smart butler program sounded in the void in the room.

“…… Oh! No! Damn Tony - "Takes about five to ten minutes of buffer time......"

Wang Qiu shook the half-empty biscuit box again, "...... Miss Potts, how many of these cookies did you just eat? ”

“…… Whew? When people eat cookies, they don't count the number of Wang! There are probably ...... Twenty bucks? Or thirty dollars? ”

Pepper who has become a Vendaceus again. Miss Potz grunted as she stuck out her tongue uncertainly.

- The [Transformation Biscuits] that Wang Qiu and the others brought this time are mini-type, and each biscuit is only about the size of a coin, so Miss Pepper Potts, who happened to feel a little hungry at that time, grabbed several handfuls of small biscuits in a row just now and stuffed them directly into her mouth......

And Iron Man Tony reluctantly increased the amount with his hands, "...... Well, in that case, dear Pepper, it seems that until tonight, you will only be able to experience a vacuum in your lower body, and say goodbye to your panties ♂ for the time being...... Alas, you aliens are so good at playing! ”

But in the next moment, his voice suddenly rose with some unusually subtle pleasure, "...... Such an interesting thing is really worth remembering! You can't just forget about it! Jarvis! Don't forget to take pictures of all the animals that Pepper has turned into today, in the highest definition! And make it a GIF effect! I'm going to pick the most interesting one to use as the background screen for my phone! ”

“…… Do as you ask, Mr. Stark! The sound of the smart butler program sounded in the void in the room.

“…… Oh! No! Damn Tony—"