1 Sleepwalking me
It's another boring day, I sat listlessly in my seat, stunned for two seconds, I chose to lie directly on the table, tired and tired, sure enough, I shouldn't have played games all night at night, I remember that there seemed to be no math teacher's class in the morning, since she was promoted to class teacher, it seems that menopause has advanced, and the whole person has evolved directly into a tigress. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
My seat is at the back of the classroom by the window, which is a treasure of feng shui, and when the sun comes in at noon and afternoon, the curtains are drawn, the window is opened a small slit, and the pillow feels like sleeping with my arm upside down.
If, without this girl by my side, I would be more comfortable.
"Zhang Xiaoming, you're sleeping again."
"yes, what?"
"It's only the first class in the morning, and you're dozing? Did you go to an internet café all night last night? The man beside him didn't give up.
I sighed silently, feeling heartfelt sadness for my future.
"yes, yes, what's wrong?"
"What's wrong? The teacher asked the two of us to be at the same table, isn't it just to get rich first and drive the latter to get rich? ”
"yes, yes, you're right, you're right." Although I said so, but my body didn't move at all, it's not that I didn't want to fight with her mouth for 300 rounds, I tried it before, and the feeling at that time can be described in two words: I want to die, that's right, in terms of reason, she has an absolute advantage, I can only rely on all kinds of crooked reasoning and sophistry, as a result, she instead used a set of combination punches, and used the routine I have been driving on the Internet for many years to refute me, oh my God, this girl with an IQ of one hundred and fifteen, her emotional intelligence is not low, and what is even more hateful is that all kinds of obscure words, connotation jokes, she, She understood in seconds.
Then he looked at me with innocent eyes and said, I haven't read it on the Internet, but this paragraph is so low-level, it only took me a second to figure out what it meant.
You have a lot of knowledge, and I can only leave this sentence in the end, and completely surrender to this guy's obscenity.
Back to the present, "alas. It's her turn to sigh this time, that's right, this eight woman who has been nagging non-stop, has a wide range of knowledge, IQ, EQ, and high sports scores, and has no shortcomings, is my hateful tablemate, Song Youran.
Just like the name, she is leisurely in everything she does, and it doesn't seem to take much effort, this kind of person is inevitably proud and complacent, and it is easy to offend people, but as I said earlier, this guy has a high emotional intelligence, and I don't know if it's sincere or pretending, she is very sincere to everyone, but she has her own set of principles, since she was a child, I heard that no one has ever targeted her and bullied her, even if the gangsters in the school are greedy for her beauty (it is indeed very beautiful cough cough), deliberately harassed, she is not surprised, On the contrary, it convinces those little gangsters, this kind of perfect character that only appears in novels and anime, it is really hateful and hateful, but love can't love either. God, you didn't send this man to punish me, did you?
Without further ado, as the class bell rang, I quickly got up and said hello to the teacher, and immediately sat down to continue to stand up, and when my thoughts gradually became chaotic, I remembered a strange dream that I would dream of every night, and the fear that this incident brought me.
In the dream, I obeyed someone's command, with an incredible power, walking in the city under the cover of the night, of course, not to rob the rich and help the poor or anything, but to catch ghosts, yes, it was such a ridiculous dream, I dreamed for a whole ten years, every time I appeared in different parts of the city, sneaking into different homes, warehouses, companies, only one thing, that is, catching ghosts, how to catch them, I don't know.
The most frightening thing for me was that I went to the place I dreamed of during the day, and found that the place really existed, and after a little inquiry, someone would quietly tell me how this place had been, and how someone had died, and I was confused, could it be that what I dreamed was true?
Did I sleepwalk? Really been to these places? What is that incredible power? What's the matter with the voice that keeps ringing in my head?
Because of some kind of intuition in the dark, I always feel that this thing is very important to me, very important, very, very important, well, important things to say three times.
So I designed a small mechanism one night, which was to fix the phone on the table in my bedroom, point the camera at my bed, empty all the memory, and turn on the video recording function before I went to bed, if I really sleepwalked at night and left this room, then the phone would definitely record it.
However, one thing that scared me so much happened was that I would really sleepwalk! And...
When I woke up the next day, I turned over and got up to get my phone immediately, but I was surprised to find that the phone was turned off, and I had goosebumps at that time, but I still had the courage to turn on the phone, find the folder where the video was stored, open it and take a look, and it didn't take long for me to throw the phone out, causing the screen to be broken, for which I was "friendly" education by my parents, but this is not important.
I was very impatient when I first started watching, because I didn't move for a whole few hours, I looked at the progress bar, and simply adjusted it directly to the end of the time, watching the video was about to end, just when I thought the phone was automatically turned off because of some kind of malfunction, I took a long breath, laughed and scolded myself for thinking too much, the "I" on the bed moved, and then, slowly got up, lifted the blanket, walked to the table, put my face close to the camera, revealing an expression that I called "terrifying curiosity", after the camera flipped for a while, The phone was turned off.
I was at that time, and I was definitely not who I am now!
Ever since I realized that I was going to be a different person because of sleepwalking, I never slept at night! Yes, I found that during the day, it seems that because of the large number of people, I don't sleepwalk even when I am asleep, so I simply sleep directly during the day and sleepwalk at night? Okay, Lao Tzu doesn't sleep at night, what can you do to me?
It worked so well that it's still used today.
This is also the fundamental reason for practicing my king technique, although I am often sprayed with rotten consciousness, but what about it? Isn't it okay to operate the crane? Brother's hand speed is so fast, isn't it? A morning of time flies, except for the first class I chose to make up for sleep, I am listening carefully to the other classes, after all, grades are still very important, and, because of Song Youran, my homework can always be made up quickly, in my eyes, Song Youran is simply all-round (in fact), her lectures are much clearer and more interesting than the teacher, the most important point, and what I appreciate most about her, is that she is too gentle to people, although the mouth is occasionally poisonous, but there is really nothing to say about action.
"Hey, are you still playing tonight? Last night's wave of your operations was really 666! "On the way, Liang Zhiqiang and I (my best friend, sports commissioner) happened to meet a boy who was black with us yesterday, and the boy met me with a wave of kneeling and licking, alas, no way, it's so powerful.
Just when I was about to pretend to be forced, Liang Zhiqiang interrupted very badly: "Yes, thief 6!" The face probes the grass and the bushes are a dozen five, but it's 6! ”
"Didn't you kill two and cripple three? When you come, won't you wipe out the dough in one wave? Can you win without me eating control and hurting? ”
"Okay, okay, you're the most hanging, will the great god take me to fly tonight?" Liang Zhiqiang said in a strange way, the boy suddenly laughed when he heard it, I didn't have the heart to pretend to be forced, and walked towards the bus stop with a smile.
"By the way, have you heard of it? Last night, in the Internet café we played, a man was carried to the hospital today! The boy said.
"It's overdone!" I responded, but Liang Zhiqiang was very interested in this kind of anecdote, and quickly asked, "And then?" ”
"Today, it is said that he died in the hospital! Don't ask me how I know, I have a relative who is a hospital nurse. The boy whispered.
I also brought up my interest, "Sudden death? ”
"Maybe, but according to my relative, the doctors' faces are ugly, and if it really happened to be a sudden death, I don't think it would be like this, right?"
"Who knows? Maybe he was troubled by the doctor? I replied and stopped paying attention to the conversation between him and Liang Zhiqiang.
At noon on a sunny day, I walked among the students, laughter and laughter and scolding from time to time crossed my ears, but could not reach the bottom of my heart, so that I was also infected and happy, except for a short time when playing games, I always couldn't forget the terrible self when I was idle, which simply became my shadow, and therefore made me feel out of place with everyone.
It's as if I was forced into this world.
Actually, I've always been lonely, for no reason, I believe in this feeling, and I'm always confused about it, but behind this feeling, there is something I dare not touch, I am afraid.