Chapter 32: Romance Action Movie
The human stomach and intestines cannot digest alcohol because there are no digestive enzymes for alcohol in the stomach. After alcohol is absorbed through the stomach, it circulates through the bloodstream and is excreted through breathing, pores, and urine. The rest is digested by the liver, but the digestion speed is very slow, which is why drinking alcohol hurts the liver.
If the concentration of alcohol in the blood is high, you will be drunk, but the awakened person has the digestive enzyme of the T virus in his body, which can digest almost all the carbohydrates, so the awakened person may not be able to get drunk even if he drinks pure alcohol.
In fact, Du Fei himself didn't know whether he was awakened or not, although he was infected with the virus, because of the enhancement of the T virus stock solution, he did not enter a crazy state, and there was no so-called awakening. But I have indeed been infected with the virus, and I have indeed experienced tyranny, although this tyranny is shared with others.
So Du Fei gave himself a definition: an awakened person who has not been awakened.
Du Fei, Boss Niu Meng, and Ji Tielan are awakened, so they can't get drunk no matter how they drink, but the other two are starting to get drunk and crazy.
Ji Tielan saw that Ji Ruoxue was already drunk, so she pulled her back to the room.
The three men really wanted to follow up, but there were more monks and less porridge, not to mention who would eat it, so they had to sigh and go back to another room.
The third child leaned against the window and looked at the scenery with a telescope, the eldest continued to do push-ups upside down, and Du Fei was practicing light skills.
Ji Tielan heard the mattress in the next room being hit with a "bang" sound, and she had a bad impression of the three of them, and immediately slipped to the horizon. He scolded in his heart: "Men are so disgusting." Then he covered his head with a quilt over his head and slept.
Ji Ruoxue was snorting wine and talking in her dreams: "Sister~~ You are depraved......"
Ji Tielan covered Ji Ruoxue's mouth and pulled her into the quilt.
While the wind was blowing, the third child used a telescope to appreciate the desolation of this world, and said, "Second master, what do you think I still think of being a warlock?" ”
Du Fei smiled and said, "You want a succubus." ”
The boss paused and said, "Damn, it turns out that the warlock still has such a great benefit." ”
The third child smiled, and his obscene peach blossom eyes flashed with golden light. But Du Fei's next words directly shattered his dream.
"Even if the awakened ability is close to that of a warlock, you can't summon a succubus, but it's possible to control one or two female zombies."
The third child was immediately depressed when he heard this, and the eldest rolled on the ground with his stomach in his hand.
Du Fei said: "However, there may be some evolutionary bodies that are too beautiful to say in the future, if you can awaken a control ability like a contract, maybe you can catch one and raise it." ”
The third child's obscene heart burned again, and he was looking at the scenery with a telescope again, as if he was going to find a beautiful evolution right away. He looked at it, and suddenly shouted: "Your sister, there is a live broadcast of love action movies over there." This woman's figure is really good, D cup, definitely D cup. ”
The boss leaned over and grabbed the binoculars to look at them, and said, "Where?" Where? Damn, it's really a terrible thing, this male pig is at least 300 pounds, and that big abdominal muscle is bigger than my two chest muscles. "The body of the boss after awakening can be used to select Mr. Bodybuilder, so he always talks about muscles.
Du Fei was also amused by these two people, and wanted to see if it was true, so he also leaned over to take a look. It's really a live broadcast, a female is on top, and usually a male pig of this size can only do this. When Du Fei floated to the face of the male pig, he was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes showed a touch of murderous intent, and he said in his heart that this world is really not big, and he doesn't know how many milks this is.
Du Fei returned the telescope to the third child, and then pulled out the Barrett M82A1, of course, not for the performance, although the monoculars above were clearer.
The boss had never seen this sniper rifle, and was surprised to see Du Fei put the sniper rifle on the window, Du Fei was about to aim, but heard the third child say: "Damn, this male pig is really unprofessional, shoot in three seconds." Your sister, the fast gunner isn't so fast, is he? ”
Du Fei looked into the scope, and sure enough, the pig had already walked into the bathroom and was out of sight.
Damn, so fast, all the on the thighs, right? No wonder Bao's second wife gave birth to a child from someone else, which woman can stand such a fast marksmanship?
I had no choice but to hand the M82A1 sniper rifle to the boss to play with, and instructed: "Don't talk about the sniper rifle, including the two women." ”
Nothing to say all night......
Du Fei got up very early in the morning, mainly because he was noisy by Ji Tielan.
It is said that people who practice martial arts are used to getting up early and practicing in the morning, and Ji Tielan just gets up early in the morning and hums hehe.
Ji Ruoxue and the third child were both drunk last night, and they didn't care whether the world was noisy or quiet. The boss can ignore his own snoring, and it doesn't matter even more about this hum haha.
Only Du Fei got up helplessly, practiced light skills for a while, and then went to make breakfast.
Ji Tielan praised when she drank water: "A good man at home." ”
Du Fei rolled his eyes, sighed secretly, and then took the spatula and asked Ji Tielan with a wicked smile, "Do you want to make you a love omelette?" ”
"Vomit...... Let's make this for your roommates. Ji Tielan hurriedly fled.
After breakfast, the sun had risen very high, and the weather was fine today, but the zombies obviously didn't like the good weather, and they all cowered in their nests.
Du Fei left the hotel under the pretext of having something after breakfast, and the place he was going to was the live broadcast of last night's love action movie.
The zombies' five senses are degraded, and they are even worse during the day. Du Fei learned light skills again, so he only needs to be careful not to be seen by zombies in person, and he will not be discovered.
After the third child finished breakfast, he leaned against the window to watch the scenery. The boss practiced swinging the sword a thousand times according to Du Fei's explanation. Ji Ruoxue was flipping through the recipes, in the morning she despised Du Fei's unpalatable breakfast, and then she was despised by Du Fei for not being able to cook, so she decided to make an authentic French meal to completely defeat Du Fei's resistance. It's just that Ji Tielan doesn't know where to go.
The third child looked at the scenery and couldn't help but focus on the scene of last night's love action movie, but he saw it again.
Speaking of which, now the streets are full of zombies outside, and the people trapped in the house seem to have nothing else to play except to live a life of x day and night, right? Hey, except for otaku. But how do you think the uncles who can make two, three, four or five mothers are not the kind of people who can live at home, right?
"Boss, come and see, it's a love action movie over there." The third child said very slutfully.
The boss disagreed: "I watched it all last night, what's the point?" Male pigs are ugly, fat and fast. ”
Ji Ruoxue didn't understand what they were saying, so she asked suspiciously: "So fat, can you still run fast?" ”
The boss and the third looked at each other and smiled evilly and said, "It's fast." ”
Ji Ruoxue was stunned for a while, and suddenly understood what they meant, her face suddenly turned red, she took a sip of the two of them, and went back to the room to close the door "bang".
"Damn, boss, come and see, something is wrong. Second, the ...... of the master The second ...... in charge "The third child was so shocked that he almost didn't hold the telescope steady.
"What's the call, the second master is not here."
"No, the second master is in ...... In a cameo romance action movie. ”
"No kidding, boring." The boss thought the third child was talking nonsense.
"It's true......" Before the third child finished speaking, he was shocked again, and shouted: "Damn, Ji Tielan is also there." ”
The boss was also hooked with curiosity, took a look at the binoculars, and opened his mouth wide. The scene is the same as what the third child said, the men and women of the original play are hugging each other on the bed, while Du Fei is standing aside, and Ji Tielan is behind Du Fei.
However, this has evolved from a romance action movie to a shootout movie.