Grandpa hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and looked at me and said:

"Alas, it seems that the will of heaven let you take this road, grandpa will not stop you, at the foot of the back mountain of Beijiushui, there is a green bamboo view, grandpa heard in the early years that the master there has subdued the zombie of the corpse, and the Taoist art is also very proficient, grandpa took you to worship him as a teacher, use this time during the summer vacation, let him teach you the Taoist art of catching ghosts and subduing demons, and it is not too late to find the corpse fungus when you learn it."

When I saw that my grandfather had made concessions, I finally relented and hurriedly agreed:

"Good! Grandpa, thank you. ”

In this way, my grandfather first took me home to pack my things, and by the way, I informed my grandmother, and then I rushed to the Qingzhuguan in Beijiushui again.

I didn't say anything all the way, I rode a tricycle with my grandfather, followed his directions, and took a shortcut to Qingzhuguan.

At the gate of Qingzhu Temple, I got down from my grandfather's tricycle, and I also looked at this Qingzhu Temple, and found that it was no different from an ordinary Taoist temple.

If you want to find something different, it's nothing more than looking at the name......

Grandpa knocked on the door for a long time, but no one came out to open the door, so I asked my grandfather:

"Grandpa, is there no one in this Taoist temple?"

Grandpa also looked at the gate with some confusion and said to me:

"No, if this person wasn't inside, how could the door be locked inside?"

"I'll climb the wall and go in and see." I said that without waiting for grandpa to say yes or not, I ran directly onto the wall, climbed over the wall, and jumped into the yard when grandpa's voice came in from outside:

"Thirteen! Don't mess around, come out quickly! ”

"Grandpa, I'll see if there's anyone inside, and I'll go out right away if there's no one." As I spoke, I walked towards a room with an open door inside the temple.

As soon as I approached, before I entered the house, I heard the voice of a middle-aged man in the house:

"! Who sent the head again?! Do you know how to jungle?! …… Mother's a chicken.,Another hang-up.,This special summer vacation LOL can't play.,Can't play! It's all elementary school students! ”

When I heard these words in the room, I was immediately petrified on the spot, did I come to the Taoist temple, or did I enter the Internet café?

I walked into the room, and as soon as I entered, I saw a man sitting in front of the computer with headphones on, and the keyboard was also clicked by him.

On the wall behind the computer, there is a couplet that reads: "Punch the drooling dog." The next couplet reads: "Kick over the tower and send a pig." ”

Horizontal criticism: "Masturbation God"

Seeing this scene, I suddenly felt that I had come to the wrong place, what kind of Taoist master is this, it is clearly a middle-aged single uncle who has fallen into the poison of online games! ……

"! Five people on the opposite side and four super gods, I can't play!! The middle-aged man cursed, angrily took off the headphones and threw them on the computer desk, and as soon as he got up, I saw the beach pants with crayons printed on his body......

Of course, he saw me at the same time.

"Who are you kid? How did you get in? The man, who had a beard and was as thin as a monkey, looked at me suspiciously and asked.

"I ...... My grandfather brought me here. I looked at him a little weak, after all, I was an introgress and didn't take advantage of it.

"What? Your grandfather, who is your grandfather? The man's tone was a little impatient.

"Just go out and have a look, my grandfather is at the gate." I said.

"You wait." The man went into the house as he spoke, and after a while, he walked out wearing a yellow robe, with elegant footwork, blurred eyes, messy hairstyle, and unshaven beard......

Could it be that he is the master of this Qingzhu Temple?

But what makes me curious is why there is a "Adidas" logo on the left chest of his robe? After thinking about it, it is estimated that my mind can't keep up, and this robe has also been imported.

"Little bunny, you lead the way." This viewer said this to me, and he himself went ahead of me......

After he opened the door, when my grandfather saw this watchman, he hurriedly took a few steps forward and said:

"Dao Chief, my grandson is not sensible, he climbed over the wall and climbed in without saying hello, don't be surprised, it's because I am not strict in discipline."

The viewer first looked at my grandfather, straightened up, and then said:

"What's the matter with you bringing your grandson to my Qingzhu Temple? The main contemplation is cultivating and practicing the Tao in the contemplation, and if there is no incense money, please do not disturb. ”

Hearing his words, I stood behind him, and I wanted to kick him in the ass at that time, so that he could know why the flowers were so red, this person could be used as body armor with a cheeky skin, obviously masturbating in the house, but he said that he was practicing self-cultivation, and he didn't want to be embarrassed.

My grandfather listened to him, quickly took out a couple of red bills from his pocket and handed them to him:

"This is the incense money for the Taoist temple, the money is not much, and it is also a piece of my grandson's heart."

"You...... You, you seem to be here, why are you so polite?! Vulgar or not? When the heart arrives, it will be done! The main thing is the mind! The watchman said, but in his hand he put the money my grandfather handed him into his pocket.

"Come on, come on, the old gentleman comes in for tea, hey slow down, the steps are a little high......"

I was stunned when I saw the changes in the front and back of this Qingzhu Observation Lord.

He took me and my grandfather to the hall of the Taoist temple, served tea, and then sat down with the host.

Grandpa only made his intention clear to him, that is, he wanted him to take me as an apprentice and learn Taoism with him.

After listening to my grandfather's words, the viewer first took a sip of tea, then coughed and said:

"You are really looking for the right person, let me introduce myself first, I am the Taoist Qingfeng Dao Chief, I am the master of this Qingzhu Temple, and I am also the sect leader of the Maoshan Dragon and Tiger Sect, old man, I won't hide it from you, if your grandson follows me to learn Taoism, it will be a smooth progress, whether it is the future or the money, it is bright......"

As I sat and listened to their conversation, I had a gut feeling that this Qingfeng Daoist must have been born in MLM before!

Grandpa kept nodding, and it seemed that he believed what the Qingfeng Daoist said was true.

"But old man, let's talk about it again, although I'm a person who regards money as dung, it's okay to eat some brown rice, I see that your precious grandson doesn't want to endure hardship, and he follows me for fear that he won't be used to it, look at this ......" Qingfeng Dao Chang looked at my grandfather and said with a heartache on his face, his expression was extremely sincere.

After listening to the words of the Qingfeng Dao Chief, in the next second, I had a premonition that I might not be able to keep the money left in my grandfather's pocket......

"It's easy to say, I can't let him eat and drink for nothing and learn art in vain with you, you can accept this money." As he spoke, Grandpa took out another stack of money from his pocket and handed it to Qingfeng Dao Chief.

Seeing the stack of money, my heart was a little sour, although my grandfather often told fortunes, but never collected a penny, this money, I don't know how long he and grandma have saved. I secretly made up my mind that after graduating from college, I would work hard and make money to honor their two elders.

"Look at your politeness, I accepted it for Sanqing Tianzun." Qingfeng Dao Chang said and put the money away.

"Come on, come on, apprentice." After accepting Grandpa's money, Chief Qingfeng waved at me with a smile on his face.

Although I have some prejudice against this seemingly very unreliable Qingfeng Dao Chief, in line with the principle that the sea water cannot be fought and people cannot be disguised, I am still ready to worship him as a teacher, and the most important thing is that grandpa's money has been spent!

Kowtow to the master, serve tea, and then incense to the grandfather, in front of the stone statue of the ancestor Sanqing Tianzun, when the Qingfeng Taoist handed me the incense, he looked at me with a cautious face and asked:

"Have you thought about it, are you sure to worship me as a teacher?"

I nodded.

"I've figured it out."

"In our Taoist industry, after entering the industry, the numerology is no longer complete, and we will suffer from the disaster of five evils and three deficiencies, and there is no longer a complete numerology of normal people, have you really thought clearly?" Qingfeng Dao Leader asked again.

"Figured it out." The money is in your pocket, and if I can't think about it clearly, wouldn't I be stupid?

Qingfeng Dao Chang nodded, didn't say anything more, and led me to give incense to Master Zu, when the incense was on, I found that this Qingfeng Dao Chief's expression was extremely solemn and respectful, and he was like two people before.

After incense, I can be regarded as entering the door of Taoism and becoming the chief disciple of the sect master of Maoshan Sect in his mouth......

Grandpa saw me worship the teacher, and a few polite words with the Qingfeng Road chief, then took me to the tricycle to get my luggage, carrying the luggage, I listened to my grandfather's instructions for a long time, to listen to the words of the Qingfeng Road chief, be diligent, how long the eyesight and so on, and then ride the tricycle home.

Looking at the back of my grandfather who was gone, I found that he was really old, and I also found that I had really grown up.

Sometimes, time flies really fast......

Time is sometimes the most affectionate thing in the world, because it can take away a qiē pain.

Time is also sometimes the most unforgiving in the world, because it can also take away a piece of beauty.

No matter what, it's inevitable.

Seeing my grandfather go away, I returned to Qingzhuguan, and the head of Qingfeng Dao was already waiting for me in the house.

When he saw me come back, he touched his goatee and said to me with a smile:

"Apprentice, as the saying goes, one day is a teacher, a lifetime is a father, since your master and I accept you as an apprentice, we must also have a gift for you, this Maoshan Taoism is a gift for you!" Qingfeng Dao Chang said as he took out a yellowed book from under his robe.

I took a look and saw that there were three big words written on the cover of this book, "Golden Vase Plum"!

"I ...... I said, Master, you seem to have taken it wrong, right? ......," I said, looking at the Breeze Chief.

"Huh?! This...... For the teacher to read a wide range of books, learn rich five cars, is to treat a qiē famous books with an attitude, attitude! Daoist Qingfeng said as he put away the golden vase, took out a book from his robe, and handed it to me.

I took it and looked at it, and immediately wanted to shoot this book "Sow Breeding Precautions and Techniques" on his big head!

"Apprentice, look at one thing, don't just look at the appearance, open it and take a look, this ancestral Maoshan Taoist encyclopedia is very precious, and of course the surface needs to be disguised." Qingfeng Dao Chang looked at me and said.

I held the mentality of enduring a while and being beaten less, and opened this book "Sow Breeding Precautions and Techniques", and on the first page, I saw a line of big characters "Maoshan Taoism".

Further down, there are various methods of subduing demons and catching ghosts, and there are some illustrations similar to martial arts cheats, including a lot of plants and utensils that I have never seen before, and how to use these things to deal with all kinds of ghosts.

There are even some knowledge of how to show people faces, see the feng shui of houses and cemeteries, and I can't help but be secretly happy when I see this.

Now what I need to do is to learn more skills, at least encounter zombies that have been transformed into corpses, and also have the ability to fight back and escape.

"How? Master, I gave you a nice greeting gift, right? Qingfeng Dao Chang looked at me and asked, and at the same time took out a box of cigarettes from his body, took out one, and put it on his mouth:

"Do you smoke?"

I shook my head and asked:

"Master, can you Taoist priests smoke too?"

"Why not? Now that the nuns are buying birth control pills, what's so strange about your master smoking?! Qingfeng Dao said and took out a lighter, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and then looked at me and continued:

"Take the Maoshan Taoist Technique with you, don't lose it, put your luggage here first, come with me."

Hearing the words of my Master Qingfeng, I had no choice but to follow him out of the room and come to the back.

Stopping at a vegetable garden in the backyard, the breeze chief pointed to the vegetables in the garden and said to me:

"These are good for me, watering on time, fertilizing, weeding, catching insects, and don't forget to feed the chickens over there, the room in front is the kitchen, there is a gas stove, cooking in there, by the way, I want to eat a braised eggplant and loofah soup tonight, and I have to make it before six o'clock."

Listening to these words of Qingfeng Dao Chief, I was angry and crazy at that time, and I looked at him and said:

"Are you taking in apprentices, or are you looking for a nanny?"

"By the way, after dinner in the evening, boil the bath water for me." As if he couldn't hear what I said, the head of the breeze continued to instruct me.

"Don't do it!" I refused, I am also a man with a bottom line.

"What? I'm the master, you're the apprentice, what's wrong with the master letting the apprentice do some work? "Captain Qingfeng looked at me in surprise, as if if I didn't do it, I should be shot.

"I don't do it, I'm here to learn Taoism, not to feed chickens and grow vegetables." I said.

"If you don't do it, I won't teach you Taoism, will you do it?" Qingfeng Dao said.

This middle-aged uncle is a scoundrel with my child! There is nothing more helpless in the world than this......

I looked at his scoundrel and unbeaten face, and reluctantly picked up the hoe on the side and walked towards the vegetable garden.

People are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, anyway, I learned Taoism with him in the future, found a place to raise corpses, and then used corpse fungi to save An Rushuang, so that An Rushuang could fix him well!

I don't believe that he, a skinny monkey who is addicted to games, can be my opponent for my female ghost daughter-in-law.