Chapter 125: Auntie and Grandma Spare Me
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As soon as Sha Xiaojun returned to the store, she saw Wei Ping'an floating on the sofa, looking at her obscenely.
"I said that you don't sleep in the hospital in the middle of the night and come back to do something, you are not afraid of the nurse rounds, see that you have no breathing and heartbeat, and send you to the morgue as a dead person!" Sha Xiaojun glared at him angrily, and then returned to the bedroom to the south.
Sha Xiaojun seemed to be preparing to settle down in Shajiabang, not only occupied Xu Baijian's bedroom, but also packed him up and sent him to Wei Ping'an's bed. He is also very dedicated to help take care of the business of the consulting company.
Although there has been no business in the past few days, under her comprehensive cleaning, the whole house has become much cleaner, and the serious 800 is a bit of a prototype of a small company.
Wei Ping'an saw that she ignored people, and hurriedly entered through the door, wanting to know more about her situation tonight, whether it was really as he thought, and went on a night tour with a handsome guy and a rich businessman.
"Dare to trespass into my bedroom without my consent, are you tired of living!" Sha Xiaojun had just kicked off the high heels on her feet and was about to take off her long skirt, when she saw Wei Ping'an's head passing through the door and looking at her with a more obscene expression.
"I'm not tired of living, I'm tired of dying" Wei Ping'an didn't care about her threat. Anyway, he's already a man who has died once, and what else can scare him.
"The tiger is not powerful, you really think I am Doraemon" Sha Xiaojun raised his hand and a blue light shot out, instantly enveloping Wei Ping'an's body, and before he could react, the whole person seemed to hit a spring, and it flew out directly.
Fortunately, Wei Ping'an appeared as a ghost at this time, otherwise he could have been directly inlaid on the wall this time.
"If it's okay, go back to the hospital quickly, otherwise, I'll really make you into an adult painting and hang it on the wall" After speaking, Sha Xiaojun, who came out of the bedroom, glanced at Wei Ping'an, turned around and returned to the bedroom.
didn't find out anything inside, and Wei Ping'an was very unwilling. can look at Sha Xiaojun's posture, if he provokes her again, he will definitely not have his good fruit to eat.
Seeing that the sky was about to dawn, Wei Ping'an had no choice but to leave in a huff.
Wei Ping'an left the store and flew back to the hospital directly by the yin wind. At the moment when his figure dissipated, a ghost figure appeared quickly, and then disappeared quickly, and the whole process took almost only a few seconds. And it was these few seconds that put Wei Ping'an into an unprecedented crisis.
But that's a later story, so I won't mention it for the time being.
At noon the next day, Sha Xiaojun, who woke up naturally, came out of the bedroom and saw Xu Baijian sitting at the desk seriously, staring intently at the newly bought iPad in his hand.
At first, Sha Xiaojun thought it was a new business, and he was looking for the information he needed. But when she took a closer look, she realized that it was not what she thought it was at all, and this thing was actually playing a shooting game.
The reason why I couldn't take my eyes off it was because I was completely attracted by the content of the game, and I didn't notice her appearance at all.
This made Sha Xiaojun angry enough, and he snatched the iPad and put it aside.
"What are you doing, I'm having fun. Take medicine when you're sick, sleep when you're not sick, don't bother me if you're fine" Xu Baijian quickly took back the iPad, his fingers flexibly controlling the game interface, and he didn't even look at her.
"Play with your size!" Sha Xiaojun snatched the iPad again and turned it off directly.
Seeing that the screen was pitch black, Xu Baijian wanted to cry without tears. He worked hard all morning, and he saw that he could pass the level and officially fight against the big boss. It's a good thing, all the hard work has been in vain.
"I just woke up and smoked the evil wind, and I went out last night and was **?" Xu Baijian was already dissatisfied with the forcible occupation of the bedroom, but now the game that was easy to pass was forcibly interrupted by her, and the two fires merged into one share, and he was about to blow himself up.
"You just got **" Sha Xiaojun shouted angrily, "While I'm not angry now, hurry up and apologize to me, otherwise my aunt and grandmother will tear you alive." ”
"Who are you and tear me alive. Do you think you are the People's Liberation Army in the TV series that can tear devils alive" Xu Baijian handed it over with a roll of his eyes, not caring about her words at all.
"If you want to watch less TV series, don't you listen to it, tearing devils alive is something that people can do? A little common sense is not good. ”
"Do you have common sense? You have common sense, and you still watch those messy romantic dramas, what president falls in love with a poor girl, and Sister Qian only loves a dick man. As far as you can see, these things are less reliable than tearing devils alive. And say me, hum! ”
"You hum it again, believe it or not, I'll twist your head off and kick it as a ball!"
"If you want to take it, I'm not rare," said Xu Baijian and jumped out of the body directly, and got into the bedroom in a flash.
"I can't cure you yet, you wait for me" Xu Baijian left, and Sha Xiaojun was even more angry. I saw that she took off the bead chain on her wrist, bit her fingertips with her teeth, and dripped the blood beads from her fingertips directly on the bead chain.
The blood beads quickly melted into the bead chain, and instantly shone with colorful light. At this time, Sha Xiaojun was holding a bead chain in his left hand, his right hand was pointing to the left and right, and his lips trembled slightly, as if he was reading something.
Suddenly, Sha Xiaojun shouted 'go', and saw the bead chain fly out of his hand, and disappeared through the wall.
Xu Baidao, who was staying in the bedroom at this time, saw a cloud of colorful light flying out of the wall. Before he could react, the colorful light enveloped him inside, and he couldn't break free no matter how hard he could.
As time passed, the light cluster became smaller and smaller, and Xu Baijian only felt that the sense of oppression was getting stronger and stronger, and he even had a feeling that he might be wiped out by the light cluster at any time.
"Help, Miss Sha, Aunt Sha, I was wrong, I won't do anything against you anymore, please raise your noble hand, don't be like me who doesn't know how to lift a gadget......" Xu Baijian was really a little anxious, for fear that begging for mercy would be a step too late, and Sha Xiaojun would do something more terrible.
"What's the matter, you're scared and begging me for mercy?" At this time, Sha Xiaojun, who had been guarding the door, pushed the door in, looked at Xu Baijian in the light group, and smiled without saying a word.
"Auntie, the little one knows that he is wrong, and he doesn't dare to make your old man angry anymore. In the future, what you say is the holy decree, I will obey my words, fight wherever I want, obediently serve you, and serve you comfortably. Never let yourself stumble and enjoy the treatment of Galeries Lafayette from now on. In order to beg Sha Xiaojun to spare him, Xu Baijian can be regarded as letting go.
"That's what you said, don't go back, or I'll see how I'm cleaning you up!" Xu Baijian has no lower limit to practice himself, but he is very popular with Sha Xiaojun. However, there is one point, Sha Xiaojun is still a little panicked in his heart, "Just now you said that I was angry, and I was **." Now let me ask you, who was ***? ”
"It's me, it's me who was ****ed!" Xu Baijian felt that the sense of oppression was getting stronger and stronger, and he was so anxious that his voice changed his tone a little. "Auntie, just spare me, if you continue like this, you will die."
"Look at your point. Okay, I'll spare you for the time being, and next time, see if I don't peel your skin alive" After speaking, Sha Xiaojun stretched out his hand, and he didn't know what he had drawn on his hand in the air. After finishing the painting, she pushed her palm forward, and the colorful light cluster dissipated, and Xu Baidao, who was trapped in it, finally regained her freedom.
"Hurry back to the body, I still have something to discuss with you" Sha Xiaojun put the recovered bead chain back on his wrist and went straight out of the bedroom.