Ming Yuan is a pseudo-orphan, Ming Yuan's father is lazy all day long, wandering in the casino and drinking hall, not going home for three days, the family is surrounded by four walls, and there is not even a decent table, chair and bench. Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info mother is a small doll to come, quite a bit of posture, just a few months after Ming Yuan was born, when he went out to do odd jobs, and a pork seller "rich businessman" ran away, leaving Ming Yuan at home, until two days later Ming Yuan's second uncle - tomorrow, busy with things, came to visit the little nephew at home, found in time lying in the cradle, covered with unknown mixture of Ming Yuan, tomorrow was crying and laughing, until now always ridicule Ming Yuan, You were fed a handful of and a handful of urine, from where you will be an uncle and a father and a mother tomorrow, taking care of and feeding Mingyuan.

Tomorrow, a Taoist priest who went down the mountain from Ziyunguan, due to the poverty of his family, followed the old Taoist priest of Ziyunguan when he was a child, busy working everywhere, making ends meet, the old Taoist priest is old, and the immortal has passed away. In the eyes of people, the man who is usually dressed like a dog, a dignified man who is less than seven feet, wears a dark blue tattered robe, a bun on his head, and a mahogany hairpin is inserted diagonally. The self-proclaimed "Immortal Master", with the name of Ziyunguan, measures feng shui for people, looks at faces, and sends people to life, but for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, he is proficient in everything. The only thing that does not lack virtue in this life is to raise Ming Yuan.

When Ming Yuan was in his infancy, he was taken by Tomorrow to be busy with red and white ceremonies, playing in the environment of beating gongs and drums.

When Ming Yuan was on school vacation, he sometimes followed the practice of going to the cemetery, sometimes followed the white bones to correct the position, and sometimes followed to dress the corpse, so he developed a relatively large nerve when he was young.

Tomorrow, in the wandering flowers, unmarried, and the age difference between Ming Yuan's two uncles and nephews is only 20 years old, although it shows that Yuan was raised by tomorrow, but the way these two uncles and nephews get along is also unprecedented, that is, uncles and nephews, and brothers, giggling all day long, no big or small.

Having said that, the matter is over, and the sun has set in the western mountains, and the moon is in the treetops.

The faint moonlight, through the gaps between the trees, formed mottled points of light, sprinkled on the people, and flashed like silhouettes as the figures moved; The old crow in the forest who had not slept was whistling with a cigarette and wailing, which was very strange.

A group of people packed their luggage, packed the gongs and drums and other eating guys one by one, carried the boxes in twos and twos, and slowly walked down the mountain along the sheep intestine path.

Only the two uncles and nephews of Ming Ri and Ming Yuan followed the team from a distance, with their hands behind their backs, and they walked in a square step dressed as X.

"Second uncle, you say, what will this family do in the future?"

"What should I do? The days go by like this."

"Can you take a snack? There are only women and children left in this family, aren't firewood, rice, oil, and salt all a problem? ”

"If I can't live my life, there will naturally be someone else to help, and someone will take care of their mother and daughter."

"Oh~ there are still more good people"

"Oh my God~~~ How did I raise a fool for so many years!"

"What do you mean? Can I swear? ”

"Can't! You've been with me for so long, and you've seen it on any occasion, don't you see that the woman kneeling in front of the spirit is not sad at all, and her tears are still squeezed out. ”

"Second uncle, you like to see women's old problem, why can't you get rid of it? We're doing serious business, it's good for you to look at the deceased's wife in the mourning hall. ”

"Roll the calf~ I found out that her crying voice was wrong, so I just looked at it, and she was still eyebrow-to-eye with the man in the corner, so these sad tears were all played for others to see."

Tomorrow opened Mingyuan with a look of contempt.

"Ahh Could it be that his wife stole a man, teamed up with others, and poisoned her husband? ”

"It's possible! But I'm sure that after this woman and that man are together, there will be a lot of things going on at home, because he won't leave easily."

"~ Second uncle, don't talk about it, it's a bit cautious to think about this matter!"

"Look at your little bit of talent! I can't stand such a trivial matter, how can I accept my mantle? ”

"Hey, hey~~~ Accept the mantle, why haven't you asked my opinion? If you have a million-dollar property, we can sum it up and discuss it. ”

"Do you need to ask your opinion on this? Labor and management feed you with a handful of and urine, pull you big, and send you to study, should you do something? There are millions of family properties, and labor and management still want you to inherit the mantle, find someone on the road, and immediately kneel down to apprentice, and call Dad! ”

"I suspect I'm a little confused about my IQ now, it's all because you fed me when I was a child, should you do something for me? If there is no benefit, why should I take your mantle? ”

"Okay, you wolf cub, you white-eyed wolf"

"I Am Not a Wolf"

"Labor and management belong to pigs, okay!? Learn a little bit, and you can eat well in the future! ”

"Second uncle, you don't seem to be a pig!"

"This thing is over! I just ask you, would you like to learn some skills? ”

"Do you still have the bottom of the box? Teach me quickly."

"Let go of your hands! Let go~~~ Don't pull my pants! I've been following me for so long, I should be able to order it more or less, and I'll teach you more carefully in the future. ”

Tomorrow broke off Mingyuan's hand, kicked Mingyuan's buttocks, and said.

"Then I don't have to go to school?"

"Fart~~~ If you don't study, you can't make a difference, but learn a skill, I will be at ease in the future, our old Ming family is your only seedling, I can't watch you starve to death."

"Okay, okay~~~ I learn, I can't learn! Stop sensationalizing and talk normally! ”

"Okay! As long as you're willing to learn. Anyway, I'm also a famous Taoist, and you'll be grateful to me in the future. ”

"That's it! Immortal Master, shouldn't we hurry up, those guys are gone, if you don't catch up, the guys we eat will all move away for you. ”

"It's okay! It's all a bargain, so if you don't have it, you can buy another set. The valuable ones are all on the body, look at my peachwood sword, look at my jade pendant, look at my jade wrench~~~ I still have a family background, I don't care about this little money! ”

"Pull it down~~~ For so many years, we still live in a thatched house, you believe it."

"Don't really say it, there are ghosts and I really believe it~~~ Hahahaha"

After saying this, tomorrow will stride forward.

A gust of wind passed through the seams, and Ming Yuan, who was no longer playing, shivered all over, the hairs on his back exploded, and a coldness swept through his scalp, and when he glanced back, he felt that there was a gloomy thing behind him, like a black hole devouring everything behind him, and hurriedly raised his feet and quickly followed.