"Fat uncle, what are we going to eat today?" I sat on the chair with a smile and looked at the fat uncle, seeing that he didn't answer me as if he was about to doze off, I shook my head and turned my gaze to Hai Dongqing: "Big Bird, what are you eating today?" ”

"I don't know what to do." Hai Dongqing replied.

"I know that you can't be trusted." I grinned, and said in my heart that tonight's dinner really didn't settle, should I eat hot pot or eat my grass.

I saw Zhou Yujia and Zhou Yan walking in from outside the store with a few bags of food, one with a dead face and the other with a smile on his face.

"Grandson, go get a few pairs of chopsticks, let's eat seafood." Zhou Yan walked to the hall with a bitter face and said to me, sitting in the middle of the two paper figures, naturally hugging left and right, just like hugging his daughter-in-law.

By the way, he doesn't have a daughter-in-law yet.

"Brother Yi, you sit, I'll go get the bowl and chopsticks." Zhou Yujia glared at Zhou Yan, put the bag on the counter, turned around and entered the kitchen, and with a clanging sound, she walked out with a few pairs of dishes and chopsticks.

Zhou Yan is still quite eye-catching, and he said I love seafood, no, a bag is full of crayfish.

It was only afterwards that I realized that crayfish are not seafood, grass.

"Brother Yi, let's go out to play together on the weekend and climb Qianling Mountain." While eating, Zhou Yujia said inarticulately: "Fat uncle, Brother Hai, are you also together?" ”

The fat uncle nodded with a smile: "There is no problem with oiling." ”

"Okay." Haidongqing is a foodie, and he didn't say much while eating, and answered Zhou Yujia succinctly.

As I ate, I suddenly remembered an important thing, hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks, ran into the kitchen and took out two pairs of dishes and chopsticks, filled them with vegetables, turned around and ran into the back room with the bowl: "You eat first, I'll come right away!" It was my grandson who grabbed the crayfish in front of me!! ”

The back room was still dim, but I felt that the darkness gave me a sense of warmth.

There is not only the old man's tablet on the table, but since the return of Fengtianfu and his party, there is another old lady's tablet.

"Grandpa, old lady, let's eat something." I happily put the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and wanted to turn around, but I stopped, put a cigarette in my mouth, lit it, and sat on the edge of the chair and smoked.

"Old man, where did you say you were reincarnated?" I took a puff of cigarette, looked at the memorial tablet that was hazy behind the smoke, and grinned: "You must have been reincarnated into the family of the rich generation, intuition, this is my intuition." ”

The back room was quiet.

"Dead grandpa, why don't you come back to me for a cigarette and brag?" I looked at the tablet, then buried my head and poked the cigarette butt out of the old man's used ashtray.

"Sun Tzu!! If you don't come to Lao Tzu again, you'll eat your food!! Zhou Yan's voice interrupted my silence.

I just wanted to reply to him, "If you dare to touch my vegetable Lao Tzu, you will move your people", but everything in front of me suddenly turned blood-red, and there was a sharp pain in my head again

It was as if something important had been crumpled in an instant

It hurts, my head hurts

And also

"It's starting again, daydreaming."

I suddenly came to my senses, looked at myself in the mirror, and fell silent.

The man in the mirror is me, and the man with a stubbled beard and a tired face is me

The bloodshot eyes and the lifeless air on his face suddenly felt strange

What I saw just now was the original thing, and it was something that made people feel distressed when they thought about it

But I can't help myself from thinking like that all the time

It would be nice if it was still the same now, I'd rather be a poor wreath seller for the rest of my life, but

"It's time to fix your beard." I dried my eyes and said to myself, "If you are like this, no one will know you in the future, remember, you will change back, you will, you will succeed, you will change back"

Over and over again, crazy, I kept repeating the above words.

Tears poured out of the corners of my eyes again, and I couldn't help it, but obviously there were fewer tears than some time ago, which should be related to the fact that I haven't drunk much water recently.

If you drink water, tears will flow out, and if you drink less, you won't.

Didn't that person like you to cry, surnamed Yi?

"Wash your face, there's nothing left."

I looked at myself in the mirror with a tired face, shook my head, turned on the faucet, and rinsed my face with cold water.

My surname is Yi.

He's a nice guy, right?

"My surname is Yi, and I am a good person." With that, I stooped down and took out the pipe wrench from the compartment below.

This pipe wrench is of good quality, as Xiao Buddha said, it can not only repair water pipes, but also repair people.

"Brother Yi!! I was wrong!!! We don't really blame us for this!! It was commanded by the people above!! "A middle-aged man was tied up in layers of wire, writhing on the floor like a dead fish trying to break free, and the expression on his face was the same as my original expression, fear, or what, I can't tell.

Little Buddha sat on the sofa next to him and smoked a cigarette, yawning and looking at me, but did not speak.

"What happened that day, did you take the lead?" I was a little sleepy, rubbed my eyes, and sat cross-legged in front of the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man shook his head and denied it, saying that it had absolutely nothing to do with him, and used the name of his ancestors for eighteen generations and future generations, swearing that he was a good person.

"I don't see who it is, but I think it's you." The scene from that day came back to my mind, and the pain in my chest began again, and the bloodshot in my eyes gradually came out again.

Little Buddha yawned: "What do you have to say to this fool, you can't just kill it, I'm still in a hurry to go back to take care of my brother to take a bath." ”

I looked at him and casually asked, "Can't your brother wash it himself?" Can't you find someone to help him? ”

"Someone has to take care of him, my brother's legs and feet are inconvenient, and you don't know how to do it, grass." Xiao Buddha impatiently explained to me: "Well, the people on my side washed my brother, and my brother also felt that the diaphragm should respond, and Lao Tzu's back rubbing technique was practiced."

Next, Xiao Buddha spent almost ten minutes telling me how awesome his back rubbing technique was, and then added: "You are so stupid." ”

"Can't you find a few women to help your brother wash it?" I was a little puzzled and continued to fiddle with the pipe wrench.

"Fart, my brother was rubbed with oil, are you responsible?" Little Buddha glared at me.

I thought about it, and that's right, the master is indeed handsome, and it is not impossible to be rubbed with oil.

Suddenly, I realized that Little Buddha and I seemed to have neglected someone.

"Again, are you the one who took the lead, made it clear that I let you live, I can't tell you clearly, I'll throw you down from here, do you believe it?" I said, turning my head to look out the window.

This is a hotel that has just been built by Xiaofo Investment, with 18 floors and a room on the top floor.

If you fall, you can die.

The middle-aged man looked at me with a frightened face and hesitated for a long time.

"If people have been cruel to you, you stupid people won't be cruel to others?" Little Buddha looked at me impatiently, walked over, took the pipe wrench in my hand, squatted down and held the middle-aged man down

"Ah!!h

Three minutes later, the little Buddha had three more teeth in his hand, which had just been extracted.

"You go and ask again." Little Buddha handed me back the pipe wrench, took out the cigarette case, took out a cigarette and lit it himself, and threw the cigarette case to me.

I scratched my head and said in a calm tone: "What happened that day, did you have it?" ”

"Brother Yi!! I really didn't take the lead in that!! It really has nothing to do with me!! "Middle-aged people are scared, scared, but that's not an excuse to get away with it.

I looked down at the pipe wrench in my hand, learned the movements of the little Buddha, squatted down and held him down, stuck one end of the pipe wrench into his mouth, and then broke it.

"I'll crack your teeth this time, and next time, I'll pull out your tongue."

"I was wrong!! There I !! Brother Yi, let me go!! ”

I threw his teeth into the corner and nodded, motioning for him to continue.

Sure enough, threats are always useful when people are afraid.

In less than two minutes, he made it clear what was going on, and although he was a little leaky when he spoke, I could still understand it.

It had something to do with him, but he wasn't the one who took the lead, he was just a starter.

"That's good." I patted him on the shoulder and motioned for him to calm down, and then I took out a piece of talisman paper from my pocket, crumpled it into a ball, put it in his mouth, and comforted, "Don't be afraid. ”

Don't be afraid, these two words have been used to comfort me, that person

My head hurts even more because of what

I shook my head and tapped my hand heavily on my temple, the dizziness temporarily weighing down the headache.

The middle-aged man looked at me in fear, holding the talisman paper in his mouth, not daring to spit it out.

"Swallow it." I say.

"Good, good"

I saw his throat move, and the rune paper was swallowed by him.

I stood up and stretched comfortably, scratching my head, and I looked at him, and dragged his hair tightly in the direction of the window, without a pause or hesitation.

It was a floor-to-ceiling window, and there were no guardrails, so it was easy to throw things down.

Boom.