Nobita put his hands behind his back, arched his back, and asked little by little, "Did you go out to burn paper?" ”

Looking at Liu Haiquan's suspicious expression, Nobita then asked, "Have you often had nightmares for a long time recently?" Dizziness? Is there always something inexplicable going on at home? What's more, your family has been getting more and more money lately? ”

Liu Haiquan's eyes popped up: "You, how do you know?" ”

Nobita raised his hand, stretched out five fingers, pinched them quickly, and then said mysteriously: "Well, I'm counting, I'm not a relative, and I'm no longer a friend, but I should be a former friend, well, you are holding a firearm, which means that you have carried a gun together before!" ”

That Liu Haiquan kept staring at Nobita suspiciously, and when he heard him say that he had carried a gun together, he immediately laughed: "Where did Xiao Qisan come out, pretend to be here, hurry up and get out!" also carried a gun together, Lao Tzu has never been a soldier at all. ”

Liu Haiquan said, slammed the shotgun in his hand and smashed it at Nobita.

This guy is from Orion, and his head is pinned to the waistband of his pants all the year round, so angry, although he is short, he really has a bit of a fierce temperament.

Nobita snorted: "Those who have carried guns together are not necessarily soldiers, but they may have hunted together!" ”

"Huh?"

The shotgun in Liu Haiquan's hand was pulled by him as soon as he was halfway through, and the expression on his face was already self-evident, he believed Nobita.

Nobita stretched out his hand to remove the barrel of the shotgun in Liu Haiquan's hand: "Your move on me means that you are already panicked, and you stopped because what I said is true, and you are afraid."

Actually, you don't have to be afraid, I'm just a little deflated, you can do it with me! Come on, smash this. ”

Nobita knocked his head with his hand in a decent manner: "Come, this, this, smash it here." ”

Liu Haiquan was stunned by him, and stood there hesitating.

"Hmph, the Buddha was originally here to save you today, but you kid doesn't know the current affairs, here and I are pretending to be cute and looking for a draw, come, smash it here, I don't look down on you, you smash it and try it, see if you can smash me to death at once!"

Nobita's momentum suddenly skyrocketed, and a golden light shrouded his body.

Damn, what is this kid going to do?

Nobita suddenly burst out of a phantom behind him, and a majestic angry King Kong appeared behind him, the King Kong was hazy, although he couldn't see his face clearly, but with a full majestic momentum, compassion and might.

The angry King Kong only appeared for a moment, and then disappeared without a trace.

But it was only for a moment, and it was enough, Liu Haiquan just felt that breath, and he couldn't stand it.

"You smash it!"

Nobita roared vigorously: "Amitabha, turn back to the shore." ”

This Buddha's horn seemed to crush the last straw in Liu Haiquan's heart, and Liu Haiquan knelt on the ground all of a sudden: "The Buddha manifests, please Buddha, help!" ”

Nobita held his hands behind his back, and his waist was straight: "I was kind enough to save you, but you bit Lu Dongbin, do you know that with your current state, your luck is exhausted, and your life will be short!" ”

Liu Haiquan was even more scared this time, kneeling on the ground and shaking like a swing all over his body, his injured leg was a little twisted, and his forehead was sweating, but he still insisted on kneeling there, not daring to move.

"Ask the Buddha to save your life, and the Buddha to save your life."

Liu Haiquan fell to the ground, and kept kowtowing his head to the snow.

Nobita snorted and said, "Look at your sincerity, get up!" Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and the Buddha will not see death without saving it. ”

The boy said, turning his head and grunting in our direction.

This bastard, in order to pretend to be forced, even got out the angry eye King Kong, although this kid is recovering in the past few days, it can also be seen that his angry eye King Kong has no power, otherwise how could it be gone in a flash, and it is hazy.

So in order to pretend to be forced, this kid can be regarded as having made a bloody investment.

That Liu Haiquan staggered to his feet: "Ask the Buddha to save me." ”

Nobita crossed his hands and rubbed his snot with his sleeve very beautifully.

However, at this time, his glorious image has been established in Liu Haiquan's heart, even if he farts at this time, it is fragrant, not to mention wiping his nose, this is completely a master's demeanor.

"Tell me, what did you do that was unseemly?"

Nobita stood there as if he were interrogating a prisoner.

Liu Haiquan cried with a sad face: "I, I didn't do anything bad!" ”

Nobita's eyes widened: "Didn't do anything bad?" What kind of imp do you raise if you haven't done anything bad? ”

When Liu Haiquan heard this, his legs weakened, and he knelt on the ground again: "Raise a little ghost? I don't even know what it means to raise a little ghost! ”

I looked at Liu Haiquan's expression, he was really scared, not like he was pretending, because the title of raising a little ghost is still a relatively evil thing in the eyes of ordinary people, and ordinary people should not dare to provoke it.

It is out of the horse immortal, many people are also regarded as immortals to pay tribute, and those who really understand the Tao inside, there is not one out of ten people.

Nobita stretched out his hand and pointed: "Then what is it in your chicken coop?" ”

Liu Haiquan was stunned: "What did you say?" That's not to blame me, it's all my ruined daughter-in-law, why did you raise this to attract wealth and treasure, and I told him a long time ago not to come back with some moths, I don't listen, did that thing bring me something? I'm going to go back and tear it down. ”

Liu Haiquan limped as he spoke, limping into the yard, looking at this posture, he was really going to demolish the chicken nest.

This attitude shows that Liu Haiquan really doesn't understand this thing, and he is a big man, and he doesn't care about some things that women do, so there is such a big problem.

"Wait."

Nobita shouted to Liu Haiquan: "You really don't know how powerful this thing is?" ”

Liu Haiquan's head shook like a rattle.

Nobita pretended to sigh again and said: "Alas, this thing is indeed a fortune, but the wealth of unknown sources will be retributed sooner or later, the light one will lose his life, and the heavy one will cut off his children and grandchildren!" ”

Hearing the word retribution, Liu Haiquan was even more anxious: "Then don't hurry up and dismantle it, I'll go." ”

Nobita shook his head: "If you go to demolish it like this, it is equivalent to demolishing their home, and others will demolish your house, what will you think?" ”

This kid has pretended to be forced to a certain level, Liu Haiquan has obviously softened and agreed not to raise ghosts, but this kid has repeatedly scared him, obviously deliberately tossing Liu Haiquan.

Although this thing was not made by Liu Haiquan, it can be regarded as a kind of retribution if it is tossed like this.

Liu Haiquan cried with a sad face, obviously completely convinced: "Then what do you say?" ”