Chapter 33: Stay Away
"Not worthy?"
Xiao Yu didn't laugh angrily, "Then you should tell me, why am I not worthy?"
"Hmph!" Fang Tianqing glanced Xiao Yu up and down, and snorted contemptuously, "Just you, a food delivery person, do you need to say it? You are so poor, what can you give Miss Tong?"
Xiao Yu asked, "Then what do I need to give?"
"A fairy like Miss Dong can only be worthy of a brand-name bag, brand-name perfume and high-end hotels!"
Fang Tianqing's face suddenly raised, and he said, "So, only I can give her happiness!
"Really?" Xiao Yu observed Fang Tianqing's complexion, and said with a faint smile, "What happiness can you give a woman with premature ejaculation and deep impotence?"
"You!" Fang Tianqing's face turned green with anger.
"Stinky takeaway, what are you talking nonsense?"
Xiao Yu shrugged, "I'm not talking nonsense, I just happen to know a little bit of medical skills and tell the truth!"
"Giggles" Luo Yan'er, who was watching the play on the side, covered her mouth and snickered.
Seeing this, Fang Tianqing's face became even worse, and the corners of his mouth even twitched.
"Yan'er, what are you laughing at?, why is Fang Tianqing's face as black as a pig's liver?" Tong Yanxin pouted inexplicably.
"Giggles Xinxin, you don't have to worry about it, I'll help you ask a question. Luo Yan'er chuckled and asked Fang Tianqing, "If you have an urgent need to urinate in the car, will you urinate in the mineral water bottle?"
Fang Tianqing pursed his lips and said, "Nonsense, I'm in a hurry, of course I'm urinating in the mineral water bottle." ”
"Hehe" Luo Yan'er pursed her red lips and smiled at Tong Yanxin, "Xinxin, this kind of man, you have to stay away!"
"! Why?" Fang Tianqing looked confused.
Tong Yanxin also asked suspiciously, "Yan'er, why?"
"Why?" Luo Yan'er pursed her lips and smiled at Xiao Yu, "Brother Mu, let me ask you, if you have an urgent need to urinate in the car, will you urinate in the mineral water bottle?"
"How come!" Xiao Yu snorted coldly, "My kidneys are so good, I can't hold it for two days." Well, even if you want to urinate, the mouth of the mineral water bottle is too coughy."
"How's that?" Luo Yan'er clapped her hands and praised, "This is the correct answer!"
Fang Tianqing almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"Kidney, the bottle mouth is too small?" Tong Yanxin muttered a few words, as if she understood something, and secretly stared at Xiao Yu, her face couldn't help but heat up.
"Miss Tong, these crooked ways can't be believed. Fang Tianqing said, glancing at Xiao Yu contemptuously, "Whether a food delivery person can support himself or not is a problem!"
"Really?" Xiao Yu smiled lightly, "Money is something outside the body, although I don't value this, but you are stupid, you keep pretending to be rich, aren't you stupid?"
"I'm stupid, Lao Tzu is rich, so what can I do if I pretend to be you?" Fang Tianqing said proudly.
"Rich?"
The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth raised, "Then do you dare to compare, who has more money?"
"Compare money?" Fang Tianqing laughed, "You stinky food delivery, do you have five hundred yuan on you, dare to compare money with me?"
"To dare or not to dare?" Xiao Yu said coldly.
"Dare!" Fang Tianqing shook his legs indifferently and said, "Say, how can you compare?"
"Tsk" Xiao Yu sighed and said, "That's it, let's compare with each other, who has more money, who has more money wins! The losing side has to pay the amount of money on the other party's body!"
"Haha, I bet!" Fang Tianqing laughed. In his heart, he secretly scolded Xiao Yu for being a fool, this kind of gambling contract, if he has a thousand yuan on him, and Xiao Yu has a hundred. Then Xiao Yu not only lost, but also had to pay him a thousand yuan.
The more money, the more you can win!
"Hmph!" Fang Tianqing snorted coldly, took out six thousand three hundred yuan from his wallet, and said arrogantly, "How about it, six thousand three, it's enough for you to earn for several months!
Luo Yan'er and Tong Yanxin immediately became nervous when they saw Fang Tianqing take out more than six thousand.
"Why don't you move, pretend to be dumb?" Fang Tianqing saw that Xiao Yu was silent, and immediately pretended to be arrogant, "Miss Tong, find a boyfriend, you still have to"
Syllable!
Syllable!
Suddenly, several voices rang out on the ground.
A few people turned their eyes and were stunned!
I saw that several hundred-dollar bills had fallen on the ground! At first glance, they were the kind of 10,000 yuan.
Thirty thousand!
Fang Tianqing's eyes were stupid! How could this takeaway have 30,000 yuan?
So according to the gambling contract, wouldn't he have to pay 30,000?
"Ahem, I'm sorry. Xiao Yu picked up the money, and a few bundles of banknotes fell out of his clothes, all of which were bundles of 10,000.
Seventy thousand!
That's 70,000!
Tong Yanxin and Luo Yan'er are also lengran, Xiao Yu, this guy, it turns out that it is hidden deeply!
Picking up all the money, Xiao Yuhan smiled and said, "It's not a lot of money, it's just 70,000, Brother Fang, look"
"I" Fang Tianqing's face was darker than pig liver, and his body trembled unconsciously.
Seventy thousand!
Where did he go to find 70,000 yuan to accompany him?
Braggart is pretty much the same!
"This gambling contract, you still believe it! What a joke!" Fang Tianqing laughed, quickly turned around, and ran away.
Tong Yanxin and Luo Yan'er were stunned.
That's it?
"If you lose the bet, you say that the bet is a joke! Is it still a man?" the second girl couldn't help but shake her head secretly.
"Xinxin, Fang Tianqing ran away!" Luo Yan'er covered her mouth and snickered.
Tong Yanxin pursed her lips, "What does it have to do with me, it's good to run away, out of sight! However, that guy still owes Xiao Yu 70,000 yuan!"
Saying that, Tong Yanxin and Luo Yan'er hurriedly looked at Xiao Yu.
"Hehe" Xiao Yu smiled lightly, "For me, it's only tens of thousands of yuan, but for him, what is lost is the dignity of a man." ”
The second daughter nodded in agreement.
"Okay, it's not too early, why don't you two have a meal at noon today, I don't know if you can appreciate your face?" Xiao Yu smiled at the second daughter.
"Please eat?" Luo Yan'er bit her teeth lightly, "Okay! I'm just hungry!"
Tong Yanxin also nodded, "Well, then where are we going to eat?"
Xiao Yu grinned, "Why don't you just say it, Russ Hotel, how about it?"
"The Russ Hotel is very expensive, Brother Mu, why don't we change places?" Luo Yan'er didn't know where Xiao Yu got so much money, and said with some concern.
"Earn money, naturally you have to spend it, not to mention it with two beauties!" Xiao Yu said, walking to his small pedal motorcycle, "Come up?"
The second girl smiled, "Okay!"
Boom boom!
So, Xiao Yu rode a small motorcycle, and there were two super beautiful school flowers sitting behind him, galloping with the wind.
"Damn, is that on the motorcycle, our school flower?"
"Tong Yanxin and Luo Yan'er, who's so sassy, with two school flowers at the same time?"
"Well, it looks like a food delivery!"