Chapter 42: The Invincible Squirting King
"You, you, you...... You"
Zhen Mao didn't expect Zhao Feifei to be able to say so much with this mouth, and for a while, he was a little at a loss when he was angry, and just pointed at him directly, but he couldn't say a complete sentence or make any other moves. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Staring at a pair of tiger eyes, Zhen Mao deeply felt for the first time why there are always elders who say that human beings are not good things.
"You you, what are you?! Do you think you're a tiger with a king on your head? Wrong, very wrong, is it true that all the people who ride white horses are princes?! Apparently not! There may also be a Tang monk. ”
"So, you really don't take yourself too seriously, maybe you just have a fake king character, maybe you're just a cat at all, and you're still a tiger spirit, and I'm a special Monkey King!!"
"I ......"
Zhen Mao was speechless, and he didn't know how much strength he had saved and just wanted to refute it, but he didn't expect Zhao Feifei to spray up like a machine gun again, and he didn't give him a chance to speak at all.
"Don't look at me with a look that you are stupid and say that you don't know who Sun Wukong is, I'll just say it, even if I tell you ten days and a half months and ten and a half years, you won't understand, after all, your head is like the stone on the ground that has been blown up, stinky and hard!"
"Don't look at me! Don't look at me! I told you not to look at me! I'm telling you, even if you me with a strong woman with your eyes, I'll tell you out loud once again that the brain is a good thing, but unfortunately you don't. ”
Zhao Feifei didn't know what was crazy, he kept chattering and talking, looking at this trend, it seems that he wants to solve all the problems with one mouth?!
"66666, I never expected that in addition to pretending to be forced, the anchor also has this more awesome skill."
"Alas, I used to think I was good enough, and I didn't know that there was no end to learning until I saw the anchor's performance today, is this the ultimate mystery of the legend, ten thousand sprays in a second?!"
"Alas, I think I'm really a super introvert compared to the anchor."
"Don't talk about it, I want to be alone."
"Somehow, I suddenly felt the urge to turn off the stream."
"Don't worry upstairs, you're nothing, I feel the urge to smash the computer...... With my tough head. ”
"The anchor is so handsome!"
"Come on, keep going!"
"I feel like I've seen the end."
"The anchor is a well-deserved spray king, and he can't accept it."
……
There was an exclamation in the live broadcast room, obviously shocked by Zhao Feifei's comical operation, and Zhao Feifei was also happy to see this, so he didn't plan to stop there.
"What, still glaring at me?! Still glaring at me?! Why the hell are you glaring at me?! Who do you think you are, will I get pregnant if you stare at me?! Apparently not! You don't believe it?! Okay, then you stare hard, you stare hard, if you don't stare me pregnant today, not only do you have no brains, you are still a spicy chicken!! ”
Zhao Feifei sometimes crossed his hands on his hips, and sometimes pointed at Zhen Mao with one hand, like a shrew who scolded people unreasonably.
"Boy...... You...... You're looking for death! ”
"Find ...... Die! ”
After stammering a sentence with great effort, Zhen Mao sadly found that he seemed to be unable to control his lips.
He could deeply feel his upper and lower lips trembling, as if he was fighting, as if he was dissatisfied, as if he was angry.
He seemed to be able to hear his lips scolding him loudly: "How can you be so weak?!" Being sprayed by others to such an extent that you didn't even show any expression! Squirt back, you're squirting back?! ”
"Why don't you squirt?! Well?! I didn't expect you to even be able to do this, I almost want to leave your face, maybe others are right, you are a spicy chicken!! ”
"I really don't know what evil I did in my last life, it actually grew on you, Made, you waste, you spicy chicken!!"
……
Slowly, Zhen Mao felt that not only his lips were trembling, but his whole body, and he could feel that his whole body seemed to be out of his control, only trembling and trembling there.
This feeling is really uncomfortable, and Zhen Mao can't help but ask himself, am I really just a waste and a spicy chicken?! I can't even spray it.
"What should I do?! What am I going to do?! Am I really a spicy chicken, is it really meaningless to live?! ”
At this moment, Zhen Mao had to begin to doubt himself, his life, his world, his life and death.
What am I living for?! In order to fight and kill every day to fight for territory, and then be happy as you like?!
No, no, no, there must be something more important, there must be more, there must be more, it's just that I forgot......
……
Why is he so good at spraying, why can't I?! Is this the favor of the heavens?!
In that case, then why does God still want me to exist, is my existence just to show his awesomeness and laugh at my stupidity?!
Why?!
Why is that?!
It's messy, Zhen Mao's mind is starting to mess up, he doesn't know what he's thinking at this moment, he only knows that he thought a lot at that moment, thought a lot, but still didn't figure it out.
No, no, no, I can understand, I'm not stupid, I'm not spicy chicken, I'm not waste, I can definitely figure it out......
Zhen Mao's eyes began to redden, and they became redder and redder, but he didn't know it.
……
"Tut-tut, looking at your confused eyes, I think you must be regretting that you were born in this world, right?! But yes, maybe your appearance was just an accident, maybe your parents didn't plan to want you at all, you were just a poor worm born by accident!! ”
Poor worm...... Poor worm...... Poor worm......
By mistake, Zhao Feifei really got to the point, because Zhen Mao was really an accident, but this has always been a pain in his heart, and he hasn't told anyone.
Poor worm?!
Am I really just a wretched worm?! Is that really the case?!!
No! No, no, I don't believe it......
Zhen Mao's brain was no longer enough, he only felt that his head hurt so much, as if it was about to explode.
No, no, no......
"No!! ~”
Suddenly, Zhen Mao couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar, and a word used half of his body's strength.
Not a word, echoing in the heavens and the earth, can not be dispersed for a long time, everyone heard, but also heard the confusion and grief contained in it.
They couldn't help but look at Zhao Feifei who was glowing all over in horror, and they couldn't help but feel a burst of fear in their hearts, and then shivered.
That man...... It's amazing.
……
"Ah~! ~”
"Ah~! ~”
And Zhen Mao's side, before the words completely dissipated, he looked up to the sky and roared, a little more poignant than just now, a little longer.
Yes~!
A sound of ah-word, covering up the aftermath of the previous word, and then began to spread between heaven and earth, vibrating everyone's eardrums.
This......
The people around were stunned to see and listen.
And that sound of the word ah used all the strength that Zhen Mao had left, and when the sound of the word ah was gone, Zhen Mao couldn't help but lose his strength, without a trace of spirit.
Burst~!
He stood there staggeringly, depressed, his feet a little floating, and within a few seconds, he vomited a mouthful of blood, and the whole person fell forward.
Rumble~
Without any accidents, Zhen Mao fell, not knowing life or death.
"Boss! ~Chief! ~Chief! ”
Not far away, Zhen Mao's henchmen came to him with a scream, their faces full of worry and fear, because if there was no leader, it was estimated that they would also be annexed by others.
"Jaho! If my king has three long and two short, we must fight with you!! Let's go! ”
With Zhen Mao behind his back and a cruel word, the man called his brother and left.
It didn't take long for the entire orc army on the battlefield to leave, leaving only the Inhumans on the Jaho side.
Made, this spicy chicken, became this bird-like after being said by others, what a waste.
Looking at this scene, Jia Hoona was quite depressed, and his face became more and more gloomy, which made him want to scold his mother!!
Hahahaha!! Hahahaha!
However, also looking at this scene, Liu Buyan couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh, and his lungs almost laughed.
But when he looked at Zhao Feifei's unfamiliar figure again, he became more and more puzzled, who was this person?! Why do you want to do this!?