Chapter Seventy-Three: The Ghost Who Was Rewarded
"No, I remember I didn't give her anything. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I remember that I picked up my things and left in a hurry. ”
I remembered that day and felt nothing special, so I'll be honest.
The fat man was confused, bent down to look at me, and asked with a little emotion: "Impossible, you didn't give her anything, it's strange!" Haozi, tell me honestly, did she give you anything?! Tell me everything, don't hide it! ”
"Fat brother, what kind of ghost pawnshop?! Is it so mysterious as you say? Let's talk to my brother first! Gou Danzi on the side also jumped up, leaned over, and instantly turned on the gossip mode, "Fat brother, have you watched too many horror dramas!" ”
"Roll the calves!" "I'm asking Haozi, what are you talking about!"
The fat monkey was in a hurry, and swung his fist at the egg.
"You know a hammer, you know!"
"Also, Wang Fatzi, you are so desperate, you still want to beat me!" Gou Danzi also jumped off the wall in a hurry, and also waved his fist to meet it, "You know everything!" I don't know anything, don't you, you swaggering charlatan. If you don't go back to your mountains and tell fortunes, what kind of heroes are you pretending to be here? This is Brother Jian's home, not your Wang Fat Man's final say. ”
The boat of friendship really capsized when it was said to be overturned, and the cannon fire of the thunder people really burned when it was said to be burning.
"Quarrel to quarrel, trouble to trouble, we are brothers, but we must not do anything, nor can we carry out personal attacks!"
The anger on their faces still didn't go out, and I hurriedly turned on the persuasion mode like an old woman.
"Fatty, it's not me who said, your character is unacceptable, too reckless and domineering, and full of swearing, it's really a little disrespectful to the egg, you have to change. You have to know that he is a younger brother, and if a brother makes a mistake, he needs to be understood, helped, and treated with tolerance. ”
It reminds me of the time when my mom persuaded me to fight with the neighbor's kids. I just pulled Wang Fatzi and Gou Danzi at the same time, and persuaded me bitterly.
"And you, Danzi, your temperament is too impatient! I'm not a brother, I said you, the fat man has a quick temper, and you have always known it, you two understand each other, no matter how you say it, you are also a brother, you can't make personal attacks and slander. That's a bit unkind! You have to change it too, you know? ”
"Fat man, I was born with this character, this temper, I won't change." The fat man angrily pointed to Gou Danzi's nose and said, "Haozi, don't worry about this matter today, I want to teach my ignorant brother a good lesson." ”
I've completely convinced the two of them, and I'm going to fight as soon as I meet. It's really a natural enemy, and it's still the same as before.
"Brother Jian, you are so cowardly and reasonable, you are always bullied by others!"
Sure enough, my saliva was in vain, and I didn't listen to it.
"Let me tell you today, brother, what it means to stand up to all the eloquence !! fists"
Alas, let's fight, let's fight, it's good to have a fight. I'm not surprised.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
After each of them had eaten a few punches from the other, they clutched their chests and stomachs and retreated.
"You're just unreasonable! Unreasonable! Wang Fatzi was furious and frowned.
"You bastard, say another word!"
Without saying a word, Gou Danzi rushed over again, and scuffled with the fat man.
"Enough, you two calm down, calm down, you're all brothers!!"
They still didn't stop, one left hook, one right kick, one up and one kick.
I hurriedly rushed over, saw that this sign was wrong, grabbed them, sandwiched between them, bang! Bang! Two fists hit me in the face!
"Hey-yo-hey! , I'm dying my brother! Stop it! ”
Yan Yitong, what can she give me? Business card!!!
They really hit me right with this punch, and I suddenly realized: "That's right, I remembered!" If you want to do something, stop it! ”
"(⊙o⊙) What?? Brother Jian. ”
"Say it quickly! Haozi. ”
Then they stopped, and hey, the two aunts and grandmothers were finally quiet," he said, sitting down. I'm tired. ”
When they saw me sitting back on the couch, they also sat down and leaned their faces over with a curious look on their faces.
"When I was leaving, that Yan Yitong seemed to stuff me with a black gold card business card. They also told me to come to her when I needed anything, and that they would welcome me at all times. I hurriedly searched in my pocket, took out a black card, handed it to Wang Fatzi and said, "Oh, fatty, give it, you see!" What's wrong with this!? ”
"Yikes! Haozi! Why do you want to take it! Hurry up and return this card, this thing can't be collected, you can't afford it! The fat man stood up in shock, waved his sleeves, and pulled me out the door!
Gou Danzi grabbed me and didn't let him take me away, and sighed: "Are you mistaken, you didn't make it clear to us, just dragged Brother Jian out, I think this card is too ordinary." What is the difference between a bank credit card? ”
"Gou Danzi, I don't want to talk nonsense with you kid now! I'm thinking about Hao Zi and him! A trace of horror flashed on the fat man's face, "This card is really bad, return it quickly!" ”
"Don't make noise, slow down, I can't keep up with your pace." Look at the fat man's face is not calm, I can't really meet some evil, right? I forcibly held back the depression and uneasiness in my heart, and pretended to be calm, "Don't interject first, don't interject, fatty, you speak first." ”
The fat man pulled me out the door, and Gou Danzi followed. The fat man told us, and I called Niuniu to call a direct bus to the prefecture.
"Not enough money, master." Niu Niu stopped me.
"It's not enough, borrow it from the old man of Hades." What's the money for such a damn thing?
"Whoa!" The bus arrived quickly, "Mr. Ghost Husband, please get on the bus in time, don't wait for the time." ”
When we got on the train, we sat in the corner by the window, and the train started with a clatter.
The fat man said to us with a serious face:
"First of all, let me tell you about this - there is a grocery store, this shop is actually a 33-story underworld shop, this shop is in charge of the ghost trade of the yin and yang worlds.
You said you were on the seventeenth floor, but luckily you were only on the seventeenth floor. Above the seventeenth level is in charge of the soul trade of the living in the underworld, and below the seventeenth level is in charge of the ghost trade of the dead in the underworld. In other words, if you are a dead person, you can return to the yang world after gaining life through some kind of trade here.
The seventeenth floor was the place where the supreme ruler, Yan Niangniang, traded with the ghosts. Legend has it that only ghosts who are destined can trade with them, and legend has it that every layer in it is particularly dangerous, and ghosts who have no money or ability can hardly get out. Either he died tragically, or he was turned into a robot by Yan Niangniang and gave slaves to work as coolies for the rest of his life! In short, trading inside, wanting to take away the contents of it, wanting to gain life, wanting to return to the yang world, these ghosts have to pay a terrible price to exchange. ”
"Huh? No way?! ”
I was stunned, no wonder I felt so cold and weird in the shop that day.
"But, fatty, if it's so dangerous as you say, how can I be okay?"
You're lucky kid too! Actually came out alive!? However, this is all thanks to the protection of this black gold card business card!! ”
"What's the black gold card?! Is it so mysterious as you say? The Gou Danzi on the side listened with relish, but asked in disbelief.
"Boom!" At this point, the bus stopped, and the gate slammed open. This hell direct car, the speed is really good!
The fat man dragged us down, I led the way in front, and the egg followed behind our butts.
He continued to popularize with us: "This black gold card of the Hell Underworld Shop is still what I heard my master say when I was a child, whoever receives this black gold card business card from Yan Niangniang means that he has been given the supreme honor and label. In other words, you have been rewarded by Yan Niangniang, and your life in this underworld is not easy. The ghost who was rewarded with a black gold card means that no one in this underworld dares to ask you to work, if you don't have a job, there will be no underworld coins, and you won't be able to survive in the underworld, and finally force you to have no choice but to go to Yan Niangniang to work. ”
"Huh? That's it! ”
I went, I thought that the beautiful girl had taken a fancy to me, gave me a high salary, and insisted on encouraging me to go to work with her, but I refused. I didn't expect her to be so ruthless! Isn't it a deliberate attempt to kill me by giving me a business card and waiting for me here?
"Damn! What should I do now?! Fatso. ”
I was standing in the middle of the road, and I felt like I had been tricked.