Chapter 167: Dao Leader Makes a Move
Looking around, it seems that everyone else's thoughts are the same as mine, and they are all concentrating on how the sloppy old man can use his magic weapon. This royal man is really worthy of me, the big gourd was put on the ground, and he picked up the puree liquor he had just beaten, unscrewed the plastic cover, "Knock...... Boom...... Dong ......" began to pour wine into the gourd, confusing the big guys. I also wonder in my heart, could it be that this gourd is the same as refueling a car, and this gourd has to be added with wine to be effective? But after thinking about it, no one dared to ask Wang Daoren what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd. I saw the sloppy old road empty a plastic wine jug, open the next wine jug and continue to pour into the gourd, until the third plastic wine jug is more than half, the gourd is finally full, I am waiting and waiting, looking forward to the sloppy old way to witness the miracle of the moment, this old way can be good, a butt sat on the ground, not only sat down, but also opened the mouth to the mouth of the plastic wine jug, "coo, coo" began to drink.
This time, including me, the big guys are blinded. This hasn't started to exorcise evil spirits yet, so I drank it first, what does this old Taoist want to do? Time passed like this, and after Wang Daoren drank the remaining more than a pound of puree liquor in the plastic wine jug, he stood up leisurely. There was an exclamation around him again, "See, this old man is definitely a master." "Then needless to say, when you see that gourd, you can see that it is a ghost collector." "Don't talk, don't talk, watch well."
"Uh......" After the sloppy old man stood up, he first burped loudly, and then threw a sentence that made us faint, "Where is this?" Why am I here? ”
Hey, I'm going to go, you dare to come here to drink, you don't want to think about it, I'm still by your side, you're drunk, how do others beat you, you don't know the pain, what can I do? With so many people around, you think about me, your uncle! I kept cursing the sloppy old man in my heart, but my mouth said: "Wang Daoren, it's time for you to go out and exorcise evil spirits." "By the way, I almost forgot about business." Lao Dao patted his head, and finally remembered the purpose of this trip, I was angry and funny.
I saw the sloppy old man pick up the gourd on the ground, alas, oh my! I was so excited that I skipped the advertising time and got to the point. What I didn't expect was that this old Taoist took the gourd in his mouth, put it behind him, and threw out a sentence that made me thunder and scorched, "I have another wine to drink tonight, wonderful, wonderful!" ”
Your uncle, I dare you to come out this time just to deceive people into drinking. The fourth aunt's family is not short of you to drink, besides, if you are really short of wine, you will not come to meet this kind of thing, Meng's fifteen pounds of puree white bar, the big deal I can buy it for you, when is this, I saw that the faces of those people around me began to be gloomy and uncertain, if I don't take some action, it is estimated that it will be light to be kicked by others, so I gritted my teeth and was ruthless, opened the door of the inner room, and went to your uncle's, and at the same time kicked at the sloppy old man's ass and kicked the old way in, great, At least I'm safe now, Buddha Amitayus! Amitabha!
The sloppy old man carried the big gourd full of puree liquor, and was kicked by me and stumbled into the back room, and before he could stand firmly, the possessed child inside rushed up with a big grin, showing his bloodshot teeth. I saw it clearly outside, and I was shocked to a cold sweat. However, Wang Daoren stood firm in a hurry, pinched his right hand into a sword trick, wrote the word edict in the void in front of the child pounced, and then pointed at the door of the possessed child, and the child was like hitting a wall, but this wall was invisible and intangible, but it was real.
Maybe the force of the pounce was too strong, this possessed child, hit this miserable, after getting up, I found that Ya actually knocked out a front tooth, not only that, Ya's nose also bleed. Seeing that the child was injured, not only did he not take care of the child's body, but he took back the finger of the sword, and stretched his waist in a pretended manner, deliberately leaving a gap for the child to see.
The possessed child saw that there was an opportunity, and immediately pounced on the sloppy old road again, the result was conceivable, the old road immediately stopped stretching his waist, and pointed at the possessed child with his sword again, "snap", and the child came face down again to a dog to chew. The old man first tilted his neck to look at the child lying on the ground, and then continued to do his stretching exercises, but the interesting thing is that after the possessed child got up, he did not continue to pounce on the old road, but kept crawling around the periphery of the old road, which meant that he should have suffered a long lesson.
The sloppy old man didn't care about the other party's actions, first took the gourd in his hand, unscrewed the seal of the gourd, and then continued to drink mouth-to-mouth. During the drinking, as long as the child behaved abnormally, Lao Dao pointed at him with his sword, and every time, the child had to be suppressed on the ground at least once. The possessed child stood up quickly from the beginning, and when Zuihou was suppressed on the ground and gasped for breath, he couldn't get up, and the sloppy old man still stood in place and drank one bite after another, as if what happened had nothing to do with him, you tell me how much damage this old man had, but I like it, very much to my appetite, roar.
After the possessed child stopped crawling around, Wang Daoren slowly approached the child's side. With each step he took, the child took a step back, as if dancing, until the child's body was against the wall, and then he stopped retreating. Stopped, but the child still grinned wide, baring his teeth at the king, and the old man walked to a position half a meter away from the child, and then talked to himself behind the child.
Wang Daoren chatted with the air behind the child for more than ten minutes, then stood up and pointed at the child with his sword, and saw that the child rolled his eyes, and lay on the ground with a "poof", no longer moving.
After seeing the child lying down, the sloppy old man got up and came to the door, and scolded the child's mother, "Immeasurable Tianzun, Poor Dao just asked your child, dare to ask when the child was eight years old, was there a girl named Liu Moumou next to him, and died in a car accident when he went out to play with your child?" ”
to be continued