"What am I?" Wen Xian said fiercely: "Liang Ling, if you didn't realize that you were in love with me before, then this layer of window paper can be regarded as pierced today." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info From now on, you are my boyfriend. ”

Wen Xian sat on my lap, and I felt as if I was holding a "hedgehog", not only piercing my hand, but also piercing my heart.

I suddenly had a plan and asked, "Mr. Wen, since you said that we are in a relationship, then I have to tell you something." ”

"What's that?" Wen Xian grinned and asked, "Do you mean you don't have a house or a car?" Let me tell you: the old lady is not rare for these materials. It doesn't matter if you don't have a house or a car, I have them all. Liang Ling, if you marry me, you can be regarded as taking a big advantage, at least twenty years less struggle. ”

"It's not a matter of not having a house or a car."

I once found a photo of Wen Xian holding a baby in her photo folder, and from this photo, a message was revealed, that is: Wen Xian likes children.

Since Wen Xian likes children, then I can use "physical problems" as a shield.

"Liang Ling, what do you want to say, hurry up, don't squeak like a girl, it seems that half of your tongue is missing." Wen Xian urged eagerly.

I looked at Wen Xian's anxious appearance, it didn't seem like she was playing tricks on me, but she was really in love with me.

The more Wen Xian fell in love with me, the more frightened I felt. If you live with Wen Xian for the rest of your life, there is no doubt that life is better than death.

"I... I can't talk about it. I said deliberately.

I want to play this "play" a little more cautiously. To put it bluntly: it is much more difficult to deceive Wen Xian than to deceive Xiaoping, and it will be self-defeating if you don't do it well.

I was relieved to think: Fortunately, I had a spring dream last night and let it leak there. Otherwise, this lie would not have been told today. Because, as soon as I said that I had a physical problem, Wen Xian would check it immediately.

"What's so hard to say? Liang Ling, what else can't you say to me, we are both lovers, we should treat each other sincerely. Wen Xian encouraged.

"I... I have a problem with that. I said with a slurp.

"What kind of problem?" Wen Xian looked at me puzzled and asked, "You take drugs?" ”

I shook my head.

"Have you ever played with a woman?" Wen Xian asked again.

I shook my head again.

"Hey, you're sick, just say it if you have something to say, don't hide it, don't say it again, the old lady is going to beat someone." Wen Xian said fiercely.

"I have a problem with that, don't you understand?" I'm embarrassed to say.

"What about that?" Wen Xian pondered for a moment and asked in surprise, "Do you have impotence?" ”

I nodded sadly.

"Won't it?" Wen Xian jumped off my lap and kept her eyes on my crotch.

"Is it true, or is it natural?" I pretended to be embarrassed and whispered.

"Does Wen Hui know about this?" Wen Xian asked solemnly.

I asked inexplicably, "Why should I tell Wenhui about this?" ”

"You... Didn't you like the above? Wen Xian asked.

I touched my head, pretended to be confused, and asked, "When did I like Shang Hui?" ”

"You... You don't like Moon-hye? Wen Xian also seemed confused, she stared at me closely, and asked aggressively: "I heard Liu Xiong say: You and Wen Hui have been fighting hotly in the past two days, and the two of them have been talking for most of the night. ”

"Oops! Liu Xiong: This is chasing after the wind and framing me. Mr. Wen, in the past two days, I have been devoted to the ghost case in County A, working day and night to handle the case, where do I have time to fall in love. Besides, I've always treated Wenhui as my little sister, how could I fall in love with her. I said aggrievedly.

My current strategy is to push Wen Xian away first, and then gently push it away. As for the question of He Wenhui, I will talk about it later.

"According to what you say, Liu Xiong lied about the military situation?" Wen Xian asked indignantly.

I said confidently: "Mr. Wen, did Liu Xiong lie about the military situation, you ask Wen Hui and the truth will be revealed." ”

Wen Xian said angrily: "There is no need to ask Wen Hui, I believe your words." Hum! This Liu Xiong was so bold that he dared to talk nonsense and trick me into County A. ”

Wen Xian took out her mobile phone and dialed Liu Xiong's number, she roared and scolded: "You bastard, get me to the fourth floor!" ”

Wen Xian looked at my crotch and asked, "Liang Ling, do you really have a physical problem?" ”

"Can't you tell if it's true or not?" I asked rhetorically.

Wen Xian pondered and said, "Also, I have been sitting on your lap for a long time, and your crotch has no reaction at all, it is indeed abnormal." ”

Wen Xian's words revealed one of her secrets, that is: she had sat on the lap of another man, and that man's crotch reacted.

"Mr. Wen, I implore you to keep it a secret for me, because this problem is too embarrassing to meet people." I pretended to be pitiful and pleaded.

Wen Xian said sympathetically: "Liang Ling, I won't tell anyone, but you have to tell Wen Hui about this yourself, although you don't have this heart for her, she may like you." ”

I nodded and agreed, "If Wenhui likes me, I'll tell her the truth." ”

Wen Xian said regretfully: "Liang Ling, I really didn't expect you to have this problem, to be honest, I originally planned to marry you, and after marriage, I will have two or three children." Alas! Since you have this physical problem, do you understand that I have to reconsider my personal problems? ”

"Understand, understand, I can totally understand." I said repeatedly.

Wen Xian retreated so quickly, which surprised and overjoyed me.

I thought that Wen Xian was smarter than Xiaoping and not so easy to deceive, but I never expected that Wen Xian was much easier to deceive than Xiaoping.

Wen Xian didn't even think to check my underneath, but just glanced through her pants. I think that at the beginning, Xiaoping took off my pants again and again, and repeatedly checked my place.

"Liang Ling, it's good that you can understand." Wen Xian let out a long sigh and said faintly: "Liang Ling, I won't tell you, when we first met, I fell in love with you." I recruited you to "Company X", on the one hand, because you have the physique to tempt female ghosts, and on the other hand, I want to beat you up. ”

Wen Xian's confession surprised me.

When Wen Xian first saw me, she fell in love with me. I didn't feel that, though. On the contrary, all I felt was that Wen Xian had no pity for me, except for insults, that is, kicking.

It's strange that a woman who likes a man would abuse him.

"I'm sorry." I whispered.

"How can I blame you, you don't want to suffer from this disease." Wen Xian looked at me sympathetically and asked, "Liang Ling, haven't you been treated for this problem?" ”

I said pitifully, "Alas! After ten years of rectification, my parents almost went bankrupt for this problem, and all the money I spent on this disease after I joined the job. However, not only did it not get better, but it got worse and worse. The doctor said, "My disease is irreversible." ”