I smiled bitterly and said, "Xiaoping, you are too oil-free when you speak." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I can't fight with Xie Huizhi, so it's a fantasy to talk about whether you like it or not. ”

Xiaoping looked at me seriously for a while and asked, "Do you really think I'm more beautiful than Xie Huizhi?" ”

I affirmed, "Absolutely." If you weren't as beautiful as Xie Huizhi, would Hu Xiaoming be able to fall in love with you? You have to know: men generally have an association of appearance, and they say that they care about a woman's inner beauty, but in fact, they only look at a woman's appearance. ”

Xiaoping was happy, she jumped up and hugged me, upside down, and kissed me the face. After kissing, he said regretfully: "Liang Ling, it's a pity that you have a physical problem, otherwise, I would like to sleep with you now." ”

Xiaoping let go of me, looked at my bed and said, "You pig's nest, everything is dirty, but the bed is clean." ”

After Xiaoping finished speaking, she sat down on the bed and began to undress.

"You... What are you doing? I asked in alarm. I thought to myself: Do you still want to sleep with me even though you know that I have a physical problem?

"Liang Ling, I didn't sleep well last night, and now I'm sleepy, I want to sleep here with you." As he spoke, he took off his coat and trousers, lay down on the bed, and said, "Liang Ling, you cover me with a sheet." ”

I looked at Xiaoping's bare thighs, and suddenly felt a little hot in my crotch, and I secretly scolded: "It's really useless, I come to it when I see a beautiful woman." ”

I restrained myself and covered Pinkie with a sheet.

My rental house is only a dozen square meters, and there is a bed, a table and a broken wardrobe.

Looking at Xiaoping sleeping on the bed, I thought to myself: If Hu Xiaoming came at this time and saw Xiaoping sleeping on my bed half-naked, I would definitely think that I had a leg with her.

Xiaoping was indeed sleepy, and fell asleep after a while.

I'm also a little sleepy, but I only have one bed, so I can't sleep in the same bed with Xiaoping. So, I had to lie down on the table and rest.

As soon as I got down, my jacket pocket vibrate.

I was shocked and thought: Could it be that an evil ghost is coming, otherwise, how could the "Book of Bloody Ghosts" suddenly vibrate?

I hurriedly took out the "Book of Blood Characters and Ghosts", opened it, and saw a paragraph appear on it: "Use two parts of cinnabar, three parts of black dog blood, and five parts of glutinous rice flour to stir evenly, knead into a small ball like a ping-pong ball, and dry it to repel the breathing ghosts." ”

After reading the reminder of "The Book of Ghost Letters", I couldn't help but be surprised. "The Book of Blood Ghosts" clearly told me that the female ghost in Hu Xiaoming's villa was a "breath-inhaling ghost", and told me how to deal with the air-sucking ghost.

"Breath Gassers"? I thought about it carefully: last night, Xiaoping was kidnapped by a female ghost into the maid's room on the first floor of the villa, trying to smoke her to death with natural gas. It seems that Xie Huizhi, a breath-inhaling ghost, can release natural gas from his mouth.

I thought again: if Xie Huizhi is a "breath-inhaling ghost", then it can be concluded that she was smoked to death by natural gas.

Now it is imperative to hurry up and make bombs to repel the "breatheers".

I have ready-made black dog blood and cinnabar at home, but glutinous rice flour is missing. So, I hurried out and ran to the supermarket to buy a big bag of glutinous rice noodles.

I followed the recipe suggested in the "Book of Bloody Ghosts" and made ten small "bombs" in a short time.

I didn't have a stove at home, so I took ten small "bombs" to Grandma Wang's house next door.

"Grandma Wang, borrow your stove to bake something." I say.

Grandma Wang looked at the small "bomb" in my basin and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?" ”

"Grandma Wang, this is a Chinese medicine pill, which specializes in treating back pain." I lied.

"Oh. How can you eat such a big pill? Grandma Wang asked puzzled.

"Grandma Wang, eat it like a steamed bun." I replied.

Grandma Wang shook her head, looked at me and said, "It's a pity that you become a medicine jar at a young age." ”

I sighed and said, "Grandma Wang, I've been working hard since I was a child, and I'm tired." ”

"Let's go bake it." Grandma Wang said distressedly.

I baked the little "bomb" and went back to the rental house.

Xiaoping was still asleep, looking at her sleeping appearance, as if my bed was very comfortable.

I looked at my watch, and it was five o'clock in the afternoon. I felt a little hungry, so I patted Xiaoping's arm and shouted, "Hey, it's time for dinner." ”

Xiaoping was woken up by me, she rubbed her eyes, looked at me and asked, "I... How did I come to you to sleep? ”

I smiled and replied, "I worshipped heaven and earth with you last night, and if you don't sleep with me, where else can you sleep?" ”

"Bullshit, worship heaven and earth!" Xiaoping grinned and said, "Liang Ling, although I like you very much, I won't marry you, because you are too poor to support me." ”

I spread my hands and pretended to be sorry. Xiaoping thought I was a poor bastard, but she would never have thought that I would kill ghosts, this is a lucrative business.

Xiaoping sat up, looked at me, and said, "Liang Ling, you have to hurry up and treat your physical problems, otherwise, no woman will love you." I'm telling you: when a woman falls in love with you, she wants to do that kind of thing with you. You can't do it there, you're going to drive women crazy. ”

"I'm not going to get married, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life." I said with a feigned frustration.

"Don't talk about that, it's a failure. Let's go, go to dinner. Xiaoping got out of bed.

Xiaoping and I were just about to go out when suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"Liang Ling! Liang Ling! Someone shouted outside the door.

When I heard the sound of the door, I was shocked and said, "End... It's over, Hu Xiaoming is here! ”

Xiaoping listened attentively, nodded her head, and said, "It seems to be Hu Xiaoming, why did he come?" ”

"It's... What can I do? "I was scratching my ears and cheeks in a hurry.

Xiaoping looked at the rental house, frowned and said, "It's such a small house, and you can't even hide an ant." ”

"It's over, Hu Xiaoming must think that I'm the one with you." I was so anxious that I was like an ant on a hot pot, going around the rental house.

"Liang Ling! Liang Ling! Hu Xiaoming slammed on the door.

I scratched my head and shivered with fear.

"You're so cowardly, you're afraid of a fart. Even if Hu Xiaoming sees me here, it's nothing, I can't blow it to him when I'm too old. Xiaoping said nonchalantly.

"You're not afraid, I'm afraid. I can't afford to dig the reputation of digging the corners of the iron buddies. "I can't wait to find a rat hole to get into.

Xiaoping looked around and said, "Liang Ling, don't be afraid. The old lady still slept on the bed, with her face facing the wall, only the back of her head was exposed, and he Hu Xiaoming asked, you just said I was your girlfriend. ”

When I heard this, I was overjoyed and said, "Yes, that's a good idea." You... Go to bed. ”

Xiaoping slept on the bed again, and she wrapped herself in a sheet, revealing only one head.

"Don't keep quiet." I confessed.

"Nonsense!" Xiaoping said angrily.

Seeing that Xiaoping was asleep, I hurriedly unbuttoned a few clothes, pretended to have just gotten up from the bed, and ran to open the door.