Chapter XLVII. Tomb of the King of Dongfu IV
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Lian Wen held the torch, and when Yao Wuguan was concentrating on tinkering with the jade board to get it out of the coffin, Jia Kui was stretching out his sinful hand to caress the dew point on the chest of the female coffin.
This can't blame Jia Kui for being debauched, it can only be said that he was poisoned too deeply by Xie Liuzhi, and he told Jia Kui explicit things every night, Xie Liuzhi has a super strong expression ability, and he picks up verbs and adjectives for Jia Kui, Jia Kui has been mature for seven or eight years, and he has been holding back a breath of essence and doesn't know where to send it, after being enlightened by Xie Liuzhi, Jia Kui's lower body is often full of blood and expanding, the more so, the more Xie Liuzhi is pouring oil on the fire, pity Jia Kui, he is left by a dream every night, he is looking forward to the woman's body, but he is very afraid, didn't dare to go to the Qinglou Street to vent the fire, Yao Wuguan gave him and Xie Liuzhi the silver, but there was money, but he lacked a pair of lewd courage.
Can't go to a real knife and gun to do a physical nirvana, Da Jia Kui had to secretly read some women's pictorials, relying on imagination to relieve boredom, Xie Liuzhi often spent a copper from the outside newsboy to buy a pictorial of a big-ass and big-breasted woman, and gave it to Jia Kui at ten times the price, Xie Liuzhi also bought forbidden books like "Golden Vase Plum" and "Flower Shadow Through the Curtain", but Jia Kui couldn't read half a word, Xie Liuzhi played the role of Reading Lang, but this Reading Lang was not for nothing, Jia Kui had to pay to hear it, Xie Liuzhi did a very lack of morality, and every time he read it, he read it to the key points, He didn't read it, and when Jia Kui gave him the silver, he continued to read, and within half a month, Jia Kui had the little silver in his pocket, and nine CDs went into Xie Liuzhi's pocket.
Stretched out his hand to the skull gold tooth, and after being knocked back by Yao Wuguan, Jia Kui looked at the female eagle on the wooden coffin in a daze, until his hand became salty and reached out to the dew point.
Yao Wuguan and Lian Jing focused on the contents of the coffin, and did not pay attention to what Jia Kui was doing, Yao Wuguan touched Jia Kui, causing Jia Kui to hold a pestle on the chest dew point, and the jade plate actually moved.
After lifting out the jade plate, the treasure below is amazing, and at this time, it can only be described as breathtaking.
There are more than 20 jade carved beauties pressed under the jade plate.
The forms are all in all directions, all of them are charming and coquettish, and lifelike.
Most of them are half-exposed breasts, and the clothes on their bodies seem to be hanging and falling, which is vivid and ingenious.
Counted the numbers, twenty-four.
Yao Wuguan wore gloves, picked up one and looked at it carefully, and finally found the inscription under the feet of the beauty, "stunned".
Preliminarily judged, these twenty-four beauties should coincide with the number of twenty-four solar terms.
put down the "sting" and picked up another verification, and sure enough, "Gu Yu" was engraved under the foot.
Took another one, "Heat".
After touching the dew point, Jia Kui's big hand was even more salty, and without the permission of his eldest brother, he couldn't help but stretch out his salty pig hand into the coffin, and picked a jade beauty to pick up to satisfy his hunger.
Jia Kui is very picky, he picked up this jade beauty, the clothes have faded to the crotch, because the carving is really exquisite, the exposed place, and the real person, this is so that Jia Kui's two big eyes and a pair of big hands have been comforted.
The stinky hara salivated three feet, dripped onto the jade beauty's chest, and then flowed down the ditch to the lower body.
Although it stinks, it is also water, and if the beauty is stained with water, it is even more amorous, making Jia Kui crazy, and his eyes seem to be full of bloodshot because of excessive yang.
This really scared Yao Wuguan, and he thought that Jia Kui was angry.
"Da Kui, are you okay, why don't you let Lian Daxia help you down to sit down for a while and rest your body, it must be that the fighting thief was too strong just now, Da Kui is more real than Six Fingers, oh, I remember that Six Fingers said that he brought cookies and candy in his pocket when he came out, see if you are overtired and your blood sugar is low?"
Yao Wuguan looked at Jia Kui's big black face with great concern, if he didn't care so much about this big brother, Yao Wuguan would never have said so many words at the opening of the coffin, he washed the tomb with his uncle, and never said a word.
It wasn't until Yao Wuguan finished spitting out the last word that Jia Kui woke up like a dream, wiped the big hazi on the side of his mouth, "Big brother, I'm fine, maybe it's like you said, digging holes and fighting thieves make blood sugar a little low, I'll just go down by myself, find Six Fingers and ask for a piece of sugar, just a little bit, ah, ah, big brother, hurry up and work." ”
said it was going on, but he didn't say that he put down the things in his hand, Jia Kui looked stupid, in fact, his brain capacity is not small, he followed Yao Wuguan to the North Continent for a few months, and a lot of experience has made him know how to be sleek, and when he stepped down, he held the jade beauty in his hand.
"Yao Tianguan, Brother Jia is holding a jade in his hand, don't accidentally fall it, should you put it in a rubber bag to be safe?"
Even the scripture was sharp-eyed, and he watched Jia Kui take a baby and leave, feeling that it was very unruly.
This is said quite around, and Jakui heard the meaning, of course, it is useless for you to even say the scriptures, so my eldest brother nodded, and he said that I will hand it back.
"Brother Lian, Da Kui is a sincere person, he wants to play with it for a while, he will play with it for a while, and he just made a desperate effort to dig a hole, if Six Fingers does this, I will definitely not agree."
Since you Yao Tianguan said, can I even insist on the scriptures, "Haha, I'm also worrying, Brother Jia is indeed a sincere person, honest people are recognized everywhere they go, and they all eat each other, and my family is also this kind of real character, but there is no Brother Jia who likes to say." Lian Wen laughed, somewhat reluctantly, but being able to give Xiaolu to Yao Wuguan and Jia Kui was considered to have given face.
"Big brother, then I'll go down, I'll take the initiative to put this baby back in the bag in a while, don't be distracted by me." Jia Kui's words reflect that he really has a large brain capacity, and it also shows that he has completed the transformation of his life today, from the original Lu Qian who can't roll half a fart, to something in his mouth, he is saying to Lian Jingwen: Don't care about me, I only listen to my eldest brother's command, and others stand aside.
Other jade beauties, there is no need to look at them again and again, it is also named after the twenty-four solar terms, Yao Wuguan is very careful to pack each jade beauty in a cotton bag, even the scriptures open the rubber bag, put the twenty-three jade beauties into the rubber bag, and as soon as the scriptures let go, the bag itself elasticity wrapped the treasure inside very tightly.
Next, Yao Wuguan quickly put the skeleton of the tomb owner back into the coffin, and quickly wiped the jade plate with a linen cloth, it turned out that this jade plate was not a light board, but carved with a picture of a lady bathing, fortunately, Yao Wuguan read a lot, and knew some things about male and female bodies and clouds and rain, plus Yao Wuguan himself was clean and self-conscious, if it was the six fingers and Jia Kui, the crotch of the pants had to stand up.
The picture of the lady bathing is very expressive, and it is particularly explicit, a piece of cloth is not hung on the body, the waist is as thin as a bee, and the breasts and buttocks are plump and eye-catching.
Next to the bathtub is a small table and a small stool, on which are placed the undressing of the ladies, and on the wall behind the table hangs a self-portrait, wearing a satin shawl and holding a fan to chant poetry leisurely, and a guqin is placed beside him.
Looking for the word, Yao Wuguan saw a line of small words next to the portrayal - if you enter this Fangfei, you will not ask the boudoir for three years.
The meaning, a brief explanation, shows that this king is very fond of the woman in the painting, if you get this woman, you don't plan to go to the boudoir to find the yellow flower girl in three years.
All indications point to an indisputable conclusion, that is, this King of Worries is a super pervert.
Looking at the depiction from an artistic point of view, Yao Wuguan asked Lian Jingwen to help him turn over the jade plate, and a few Chinese characters were engraved on the back of the jade plate to mark the date.
After washing the treasure chest, Yao Wuguan and Lian Jing each carried a rubber bag, carrying the jade plate and preparing to leave.
Jia Kui came up from under the hole, holding the jade beauty tightly in his hand, and his face seemed to have a solemn expression, but because his face was dark, he couldn't see the truth, and his tone showed panic, "Big brother, it's not good, it's a good thing." Before the words fell to the ground, Xie Liuzhi swooped up, stammering and pointing to the bottom of the hole, "Big brother, take a look." ”
Then, Gu Chuanhai came up backwards, busy with his hands.
The sound of "chirp" was higher and higher, like a group of chickens jubilantly looking for food.
What's going on?