Chapter 353: Yin Tang blackened

Now it feels like a killing Matt, non-mainstream! Look at that yellow? How arrogant and domineering! The point is that there is enough gel water on it, right?! The hair is so oily that it gets a handful. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info and his black, wearing large-framed black glasses, if he changes to sunglasses, he is like a small ruffian in the countryside.

Li Yunru looked from top to bottom, and kept complaining in her heart. Look at his clothes, pants, and shoes, there is still mud, so someone came out on a blind date like this?! It's just a wonder! She may have met a fake classmate.

Li Yunru was stunned and pointed at Hao Jian, seriously suspecting that she had recognized the wrong person, she was almost speechless, and her eyes were about to fall to the ground. "You...! Don't tell me you're a mouse?! ”

The moment Hao Jian saw Li Yunru's face, he was also extremely surprised, sure that the beauty in front of him was Li Yunru's little fat man? Braces girl?!

This girl has plastic surgery, right? No wonder even the matchmaker Li praised her for being like a flower. See how I'll expose you later, haha.

"That's right, haha, I'm a mouse, a stupid boy of Hao Jia's family. Your elementary school tablemate, Hao Jian, is also. ”

"Oh my God!" God, come and save me!

Seeing that Li Yunru looked like he had seen the plague god, Hao Jian also deliberately took the initiative to expose the soil on his hands, and pretended to rub his hands on his clothes, but the more he rubbed it, the dirtier it became, and there was dirt everywhere.

He shook hands with Zhou Zhengzheng first, and Zhou Zhengzheng did not show a trace of disgust.

Then, he wanted to shake hands with Li Yunru, but Li Yunru was extremely disgusted. She reluctantly reached over and shook Hao Jian for less than a few seconds, and then quickly retracted her hand.

"Yikes! Li Yunru, I didn't pay much attention to it just now, why did you become like this?! It's like a different person. Hao Jian deliberately exclaimed, and then pinched her cheek with his hand, and said while pinching: "Did you open your jawbone or cut your eyelids?!" And there's a lot less flesh on your face. ”

"Hahaha, you kid, what are you talking nonsense! I haven't seen each other for so many years, and I've already lost weight. Didn't you listen to my mom? I ran marathons when I was in college, and I lost weight after running for months on end. How about I've changed a lot, right?! Li Yunru held back the embarrassment and read out the words she had prepared a long time ago, just like reading a script.

Of course, it is not convincing to hear Hao Jian's ears, but it is not clear what is true this week. Hao Jian was probably sure that she was lying, then nodded and said, "Yes, the change is indeed quite big, but no matter how big the change is, it is not as big as mine, you see?" Hao Jian showed his arm muscles and gestured triumphantly in front of them.

"Isn't it that I've changed a lot, how is it? I'm not the silly boy I used to bully anymore. Hao Jian said with a special grudge.

"Hehe..." Li Yunru laughed even more embarrassed, she didn't expect that after a few years, the cowardly silly boy before would become so smart. However, this clothing is getting worse and worse year by year, and this stinky temper has also changed a lot, and it is getting more and more smelly.

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Half an hour later, the three of them sat at a table and drank tea, feeling very embarrassed, no one spoke, just drank tea quietly, and no one even played that deck of playing cards, so they were not in the mood at all, okay?

In fact, the most embarrassing person should be Zhou Zhengzheng, he gradually realized that he might be a shield from Hao Jian, and this is the first time he has been used as a big light bulb! This kid is really kind enough!

On the way, Zhou Zhengzheng found an excuse to go to the toilet, the purpose was to let the two of them have a good blind date, and there was no need for him to get involved, these trivial things.

"Master, the disgusting plan has succeeded, this is the first step towards victory, now you have to expose her and make her completely disgusted with you, this time the person will be yellow."

"Understand, these tricks work so well, I love you so much!" Hao Jian pretended to drink tea, and he had his own little Jiujiu in his heart.

At this time, Li Yunru, who had been with a dark face and a gloomy face, saw that after Zhou Zhengzheng left, she suddenly spoke in a weird manner: "Stinky boy, don't think that we are classmates, we can just make up a couple." Tell you, if my mother hadn't forced me to come on a blind date today, I wouldn't have come here! I don't know how much benefit you gave my mom! ”

"Oh, is it? My parents forced me to come, otherwise you wouldn't have the right to sit here and talk to me. You're nowhere near my ideal type! If you have to say any benefit, that is, your mother forced you to stuff you to me, do you think this is a benefit? Isn't that not even a benefit? Hao Jian was not to be outdone, the other party looked down on people, and he didn't need to give her a good look. Hao Jian decided to see the move.

"Yo, your temper is quite hard, okay, you say, what is your standard for your future spouse?" Li Yunru asked schemingly. She wanted to count Hao Jian's well, but unexpectedly...

Hao Jian didn't give her any face at all, and said bluntly: "Anyway, it's not like you." Why, ask so much. Do you want to be a matchmaker and help me introduce one or two natural beauties?! ”

"What do you mean, kid, do you mean I'm not natural?!" Li Yunru was immediately anxious, and found that this kid had stepped on his weakness.

"No, I didn't say that, you have to admit it yourself. Can you blame me? Hao Jian shrugged his shoulders, indicating that the other party was too stupid and helpless.

"Anyway, I won't talk to you, you say, if you sincerely want to marry me, you have to have a car and a house at home, right?" Li Yunru didn't want to marry him at all, he said that if he didn't win, he planned to change his way, Li Yunru just wanted to hit his self-esteem at the moment, who told him to tear down her just now.

"What car? What kind of house, I advise you to dispel this idea, marriage is not a business, otherwise you will not be sold by others at that time, and you will have to help others count the money. Besides, I don't want to marry you, why should I have those things I don't need in my house?! Hao Jian's few words blocked Li Yunru's mouth.

Li Yunru still wanted to refute something, but at this time, Zhou Zhengzheng slowly walked out of the toilet. It was slowly walking towards them, and there was still a dozen meters between them.

"By the way, I would like to remind you one last time, it is best for you not to stay alone at night in the past few days, and don't go out alone or alone, I see that your Yin Hall is black, it is estimated that you are about to be unlucky, I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster!"

Hao Jian got up gently, lowered his body in Li Yunru's ear, and whispered a few words to her.