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I glanced at Xiaoping ambiguously and joked, "Haha... My brother still knows me, and digging corners is my specialty. ”

"I'll let you dig!" Pinkie pinched my arm hard.

"Ouch!" I called. I thought: This woman is really ruthless, pinching people to be real.

I hurriedly jumped to the side and said, "Brother's corner is an exception, I don't dare, and I won't dig it." Besides, you can't dig if you want to. ”

"Say it again." Xiaoping pounced with her teeth and claws.

I dodged and hid behind Hu Xiaoming, saying, "Brother, do you take care of your wife, don't let her bully me." ”

"Who is Hu Xiaoming's wife?" Xiaoping quickly rushed over, bent over, and rubbed the base of my thigh.

"Mom!" The root of the thigh was originally the most painful part, and Xiaoping was so strong that I was caught off guard by Xiaoping, and sweat broke out on my forehead.

When Xiaoping picked me, I was hiding behind Hu Xiaoming, so Hu Xiaoming didn't know where Xiaoping was pulling me.

I thought to myself: If Hu Xiaoming knew that Xiaoping was pulling my sensitive parts, he would definitely be unhappy. This Xiaoping seems to be not only spicy, but also a romantic woman, otherwise, how could she attack a man's crotch.

"Liang Ling, I don't think you dare to joke with my mother." Xiaoping raised her face and said.

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Don't dare, don't dare anymore, please be merciful to my sister-in-law." ”

"Who's your sister-in-law?" Xiaoping's eyes widened, as if she was angry again.

Hu Xiaoming smiled and said, "Brother, although Xiaoping and I have not known each other for a long time, I already regard her as a wife in my heart, but this wife is in the future." ”

"Xiaoping, look, even the elder brother has expressed his attitude, and it's not wrong to call you a quasi-sister-in-law now." I said.

We talked and laughed and entered the hotel, and Hu Xiaoming asked for a private seat.

As soon as he sat down, Hu Xiaoming said, "I'll go to the bathroom." After saying that, he hurried away.

As soon as Hu Xiaoming left the seat, Xiaoping locked the door of the seat.

As soon as I saw Xiaoping lock the door, I knew something was wrong, and asked with a stammer: "You... What are you doing? ”

Xiaoping grinned ambiguously and said, "I'm going to play you to death!" ”

I was startled and thought to myself: this woman is a little undisciplined, how can she say such a thing.

"You... You ......" I scrambled to my feet and hid behind the couch.

"Liang Ling, you really haven't been in love?" Xiaoping asked faintly.

I shook my head again and again and said, "I've never been in love." ”

"Liang Ling, then you haven't touched the woman Luo either?"

I shook my head again and said, "I haven't touched a woman." ”

I'm telling the truth, I haven't really touched a woman, but I've ever touched a ghost. Because, I have a yin wife.

"Liang Ling, the first time I saw you, I thought you were the kind of man I liked. Today, I'm going to let you touch a woman. Xiaoping smiled and walked over to me.

I stammered, "To... Otherwise... Hu Xiaoming will be back soon, if he sees it, you and I will be finished. ”

Xiaoping grinned and said, "If you are afraid that Hu Xiaoming will come back and bump into you, you will honestly listen to my mercy, otherwise, if you delay the time and be discovered by Hu Xiaoming, you will not be able to wash it by jumping into the Yellow River." I will tell Hu Xiaoming that you are trying to bully me. Think about it: whose words would Hu Xiaoming believe? ”

I thought: It's over! Tonight, I was calculated by Xiaoping.

If I and Xiaoping say it, of course Hu Xiaoming will only believe Xiaoping. By then, I would have a hundred mouths, and I wouldn't be able to tell. Now, I finally understand the meaning of the idiom "a hundred words are hard to argue".

"I... I ......, "I don't know what Pinny will do to me, or what her intentions are, but I feel like a prey that has fallen into a hunter's trap."

"Liang Ling, I just want you to hug me and kiss me, because none of the men I have ever met in my life are innocent. Take Hu Xiaoming as an example, I guess he has slept with more than three women. Today, I finally came across your 'blank paper', and of course I won't let it go easily. However, if you put a hundred and twenty hearts, I won't be yours, at least, not today. Xiaoping said softly.

I thought to myself: Since I have been calculated by Xiaoping, I can only obediently comply. Besides, she said, just a hug and a kiss.

Pinkie walked up to me. She said softly, "Liang Ling, you hug me." ”

I know: I can only act according to Xiaoping's instructions at this moment, otherwise, I will not be able to eat and walk around.

I put my arms around Ping.

"Hold tight, I can't eat you." Xiaoping said faintly.

I held Xiaoping tightly in my arms, and the fragrance of Xiaoping's hair wafted into my nose. Mom, this aroma is so tempting, I can't help but take a few greedy breaths.

"Liang Ling, how does it feel to hold a woman?" Xiaoping asked.

"Very good." I confessed.

I think: Xiaoping, this woman's body is fleshy. I thought to myself: she doesn't look fat, why does she have a lot of flesh on her body, and my hand can't help but caress her back.

"Liang Ling, don't look at you as honest on the surface, but you're actually quite sexy." Xiaoping said.

Xiaoping's words made me wake up, and I thought: Anyway, Xiaoping is the quasi-wife of my iron buddies, how can I play with it casually. So, I stopped stroking.

"Liang Ling, kiss my face." Xiaoping ordered.

Xiaoping raised her face and squinted her eyes.

I lowered my head and kissed Xiaoping on the left cheek, and I suddenly felt that Xiaoping's face was a little sweet.

"Kiss me on the right side of my face again." Xiaoping said.

I lowered my head again and kissed Xiaoping on the right cheek. This time, I kissed more heavily.

"Hee-hee......" Xiaoping opened her eyes and laughed.

I asked awkwardly, "You... What are you laughing at? ”

Xiaoping said happily: "This is your virgin kiss, right?" ”

I nodded and admitted, "Yes, this is the first time I've kissed a woman." ”

Xiaoping smiled contentedly, she broke free of my arm, walked quickly to the door, opened the lock, and opened the door a crack.

I quickly sat down at the table, picked up my cup, and pretended to be drinking tea.

At this moment, Hu Xiaoming came back.

I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, thinking: It's too thrilling, just one or twenty seconds, and I was almost bumped into by Hu Xiaoming.

I glanced at Xiaoping with admiration and saw her quietly drinking tea.

Hu Xiaoming asked, "You haven't ordered yet?" ”

Xiaoping said: "The waiter didn't know where he died, and he didn't come for a long time. ”

In fact, when Xiaoping and I were making love, the waiter came to call the door, but we ignored it.

Hu Xiaoming shouted: "Waiter! ”

A young lady ran in, and she glanced at the two of us, and she must have been a little puzzled. Maybe she will think: these two men and a woman just locked the door, what the hell are they doing?