The stocky man fell to the ground like a tree stump, "Ouch... Ouch ......" called out. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I looked at the short and fat man lying on the ground, and thought: Grandma, you dare to drag it in front of Lao Tzu, hum! I really don't know Tarzan.

"What's going on? The water washed away the Dragon King Temple. Wen Xian twisted her small waist and walked over, she looked at me with a smile and praised: "You kid can still fight, it's quite bullish, the old lady will give you a thumbs up." ”

I hurriedly defended: "It was his hand that moved first and kicked me twice in the ass." "I touched my buttocks, and it seemed to hurt.

Wen Xian circled around me with a smile and said with a grin, "Hehe... I see your ass has turned into four petals. slept lazily, was sunburned into three petals, and now, he was kicked into four petals by Ding Xiong. Damn, the handsome guy's ass is about to go against the sky. ”

The short and fat man got up from the ground and complained, "This kid pouted his ass and peeped through the crack of the door, like a thief, and I kicked him twice." ”

"Forget it, don't make infighting in the family. Come, let me introduce you both. Wen Xian pointed at me and said to the short and fat man, "His name is Liang Ling, and the company has just recruited a clerk." ”

The stocky man pouted, looking unwelcome.

Wen Xian pointed to the short and fat man again and said, "His name is Liu Xiong, and I want to tell you: he is not only a senior employee of the company, but also my distant cousin." ”

Wen Xian introduced Liu Xiong like this, obviously wanting to tell me: Liu Xiong is not an ordinary employee of the company, so you have to be polite to him, and you can't beat him casually.

I glared at Liu Xiong fiercely, thinking: I'll fuck your uncle, and you're a senior staff, and a distant cousin, hum! You are the king of heaven, as long as you dare to move my finger again, you will still be beaten violently.

"Come, you two shake hands. As the saying goes: if you don't fight, you can't make a deal, in the future, you two will have to work together, and you don't have to make the relationship too low. Wen Xian mediated.

Liu Xiong reluctantly stretched out his hand and symbolically shook it with me.

I know: this Liu Xiong is a scumbag who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, he wants to ride on my head and daydream.

Wen Xian opened the door, and I saw that in the twenty-square-meter room, there was only one boss's table, which seemed empty.

I was taken aback and thought: What a low, it's not even as good as a baked cake shop in this poor situation, it seems that this "X Incident Processing Company" is a leather bag company, can it afford my monthly salary of 20,000 yuan?

Wen Xian sat down at the boss's desk, she looked at me gloomily, and asked, "Liang Ling, what are you frowning about, do you look down on my mother's company?" I'm telling you: I'm low-key, you know? ”

Low profile? I sneered.

Wen Xian saw that I sneered and remained silent, stood up and said, "Liang Ling, you kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp, I won't talk nonsense with you, go, I'll take you to work." With that, he walked out the door.

I hurriedly asked, "I... I don't work here, do I? ”

"Don't be wordy, follow the old lady!" Wen Xian said coldly.

I got into Wen Xian's Ferrari and sat in the passenger seat.

"Get out of the back!" Wen Xian glared at me and scolded.

"Is Liu Xiong going too?" I thought to myself: If Liu Xiong also goes with me, then, of course, he, a senior staff, will have to sit in the co-pilot seat.

I glanced out the window and saw that Liu Xiong hadn't followed.

"I don't like to sit next to a stinky man." Wen Xian said disdainfully.

"Do I stink?" I snorted exaggeratedly, squinted at Wen Xian, and thought: This girl is really weird, since you can't get used to me, why do you want to recruit me.

"It stinks!" Wen Xian said with a frown.

"You are fragrant, you are very fragrant, the fragrance is thousands of miles, the fragrance is delicate and tender, the vanilla beauty, the fragrant skin and jade body, the fragrance is striking......" I praised repeatedly. Actually, I'm talking the other way around.

"Stop!" Wen Xian interrupted me, looked at me and said, "I really haven't seen it, you kid still has a few drops of ink in his stomach." ”

"I don't have any ink in my stomach, just two bowls of ramen." Before I left, I ate two bowls of noodles at the noodle restaurant.

Wen Xian glanced at my stomach and asked, "Two bowls of noodles are enough?" ”

"Make do with it." I thought to myself: grandma's, buying a second-hand pickup truck, spent all my savings, the first female ghost business not only did not make money, but also pasted dozens of liters of gasoline, and now, I only have more than 100 yuan left in my pocket. If you don't save some use, you'll have to drink the northwest wind.

"Alas! Looks like you're going to starve to death tonight. Wen Xian looked at me gloomily and said, "Forget it, look at your pitiful, let you sit in the passenger seat." ”

I'm secretly cool: Fortunately, I threw a few idioms just now and calmed Wen Xian, otherwise, this girl would have driven me to the back to sit.

Wen Xian started the car.

When I was concentrating on driving, I stole a few glances at her, and I found that this girl's appearance was not low. I secretly made a comparison between her and Bai Ping, and I felt that they were on the same footing, but the "flavor" was slightly different.

Baiping is equivalent to Huaiyang cuisine, delicate and sweet, Wenxian is like Sichuan cuisine, spicy and choking.

"What to watch, I will be charged if I look at it again, the old lady is not for nothing." Wen Xian said suddenly.

I was startled and thought to myself: this is so good, I actually found out that I was secretly admiring her.

"Who made your appearance explode, I can't hold it back if I don't want to look at it." I simply made it clear. Because, I found that Wen Xian is a straightforward person, if I have something to hide, it will make her disgusted.

"Hehe......" Wen Xian smiled proudly, she glanced at me and asked, "Dude, do you want to fall in love with me?" ”

I was taken aback, I couldn't imagine that this girl was really thunderous, and she could even say "on". Presumably she is already married, or she is no longer a yellow flower girl.

"I ......" I paused and replied, "You are the boss, I am a junior clerk, if you want to take you, I'm afraid it won't be my turn." I said sourly.

"You mean, only Liu Xiong can me?" Wen Xian asked.

Yes! I exclaimed in my heart, thinking: this girl is so undisciplined, there is nothing she can't say.

Seeing that I didn't say anything, Wen Xian asked again, "You mean that Liu Xiong has already been on me?" ”

it! Wen Xian actually YY with me.

"Kind of that, don't you." I simply followed Wen Xian's words and thought: Maybe I can find out the relationship between Wen Xian and Liu Xiong.

"Fuck your shit!" Wen Xian was furious and scolded viciously.

I glanced at Wen Xian and said, "Mr. Wen, if you have, if you don't, you won't, what are you crazy about." ”

"You roll the old lady to the back and sit!" Wen Xian was furious.

As I moved up to the back seat, I muttered, "Humph! It's not so domineering, and it's not going to let people talk. ”

"Are you talking? It's a complete fart! Do you think that Liu Xiong is on me, isn't it blatantly belittled me, how can an old lady put a flower on cow dung. Wen Xian said angrily.

Yes! It turned out that Wen Xian regarded Liu Xiong as a piece of cow dung, which made me very happy.

The first time I saw Liu Xiong, I was extremely unimpressed with him. Not only is the short and fat figure unpleasant, the nose is also unpleasant, and the swaggering demeanor also gives people a feeling of villain.