Chapter 1 What a joke is the end of the world!?

The capital of Bashu, in a community on the outskirts of Jincheng City, a small villa stands in a beautiful garden, surrounded by rockeries, the fragrance of flowers is pleasing to people, it can be described as a rare leisure place, and all of them who can live here are celebrities and dignitaries. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, compared to the birds and flowers outside this villa, the villa can be said to be a big surprise, countless kinds of hunting knives, hand axes are scattered hanging on the wall, although this is a villa, it should be full of romance and comfort, but the decoration style here is completely related to the sweet little freshness has nothing to do with half a dime, full of tough guy style decoration, making this villa look like a bloody demon palace from the inside.

In addition to the hunting knife, there are also some bloody posters of special forces posted everywhere in the house, plus the dark lights are spread in the house, and the gloomy and terrifying atmosphere fills the entire villa.

Walking into the depths of the house, a young man in a plain white shirt with sharp eyes like a knife sits upright at a computer desk, and on the computer screen is a single-player game called Doomsday Crisis.

As for that young man, Xiao Bu, a native of Bashu, is an outdoor anchor and stand-alone FPS game anchor by profession, of course, Xiao Bu is not the kind of anchor who teases girls outside all day long, but a live broadcast of survival in the wild, mainly wandering in the barren mountains and mountains in various regions of Bashu, making some bloody videos.

With the increasing popularity of the live broadcast industry in recent years, coupled with the very small number of participants in dangerous field live broadcasts, as well as Xiao Bu's innate ferocity, iron will and handsome appearance, he has attracted a lot of fans.

Not only did he let his parents die early, he could take the money for his sister to study, but also successfully bought a villa in the provincial capital, which can be regarded as a small achievement, of course, he himself is actually at home in addition to the wild, and basically rarely goes out of the kind of otaku type, so he didn't find a girlfriend, according to his words, "The three-dimensional wife is too difficult to find, if it's all two-dimensional, the blind date must be a try." ”

"There is a boss in front of this game, the power type, it is difficult to fight, a pair of big hands and a car, if the bullet is fired, it will not break the defense at all, fortunately, the speed is not fast, and it is not too difficult to hit the head with a grenade." Xiao Bu was playing the game intently, and he smiled and explained to the camera.

"What? Are there really zombies? Hulu baby? And Gundam? Today's April Fool's Day, how to be collectively funny. Xiao Bu looked at the barrage, and a bunch of people suddenly appeared, and shouted, "There are really zombies!" It's just downstairs from my house. "I'm rubbing, I see the gourd baby!" "I'm dazzled, how do I see Gundam flying ...... over the supermarket?" and other weird barrage laughs.

Zombie? What are you kidding, this is China, if it is Yamato or the United States, it will be almost the same. As for the gourd baby, the zombies are still a bit scientific! As for Gundam, if Huaxia had this thing, it would have conquered the world a long time ago. Xiao Bu only feels that now netizens are really united, and they are all together.

Suddenly, the barrage stopped, "Eh, why is there no network, the line is faulty!?" What are you kidding, I only pulled the string last month. Looking at the sign of a faulty line, Xiao Bu felt aggrieved, lying on the chair relaxedly, and lost the interest in playing games.

"Knock knock! Smack! Suddenly, there was a violent knock on the door, and Xiao Bu was so frightened that he almost rolled up, "What are you doing!" I don't make a phone call to deliver the courier, damn it so loud, knock a fart! Xiao Bu stood up and shouted, at this point in time, no one will knock on the door except the courier.

"IT'S NOT GOING TO BE SWATTING (A KIND OF PRANK ON ANCHORS THAT ORIGINATED IN THE UNITED STATES, AND IT'S ILLEGAL TO ENTERTAIN ANCHORS BY MAKING FALSE POLICE REPORTS.) Right, there are people in China who play like this? Xiao Bu was a little nervous, looking at his room full of daggers, axes, sappers, and shovels, he felt a little weak, he would be arrested if he was found by the police.

Nervously walked to the door, the sound of banging on the door was endless, Xiao Bu stood up a little straighter, and looked out through the cat's eyes, it turned out to be a blonde girl with pale skin who was banging on the door vigorously, her fluffy and messy hair covered her entire cheeks, which made people look very real, and the greasy clothes looked very dirty, I don't know if it was an illusion, Xiao Bu also smelled a sour smell.

Seeing that it was not the police, but a destitute foreign girl who didn't know where it came from, Xiao Bu looked a little angry, this can't be the wrong house, the surrounding villas are indeed similar from the outside.

Slowly opened the door, Xiao Bu was ready to talk to the girl about the etiquette of the Chinese, suddenly, like a cat seeing a mouse, the girl's head shook, her body seemed to be taking drugs, trembling and frantically put her hand into the crack of the door, and at the same time banged the door.

"I'll go! Whatthefuck! (What the fuck is going on, are you okay!) Looking at the girl's abnormal movements, Xiao Bu didn't dare to open the door, and struggled against the door. Why is this woman's strength so great, she grows up eating beef, and she's fucking unusual! Xiao Bu puffed up his muscles, and it was really difficult to resist with all his strength, you must know that his strength in the field all the year round is not lost to the special forces in service!

But he didn't know that the human body has protective measures for muscles, and normally speaking, human strength can only exert a small part, because the use of muscles beyond the limit will lead to permanent damage to the muscles, which is the protection of organisms from themselves. Zombies don't have such restrictions, for them, their will is to eat and eat, as long as they eat meat, any damage will recover quickly, so there is no restriction on muscles at all, even if an ordinary girl bursts all her strength, it is a huge force that ordinary people can hardly resist.

No, I can't hold it anymore! In a trance, Xiao Bu remembered a barrage from someone before, "There are really zombies!" It's right downstairs from my house! "This can't be a zombie, Xiao Bu felt a nervous tremor all over his body. It's so easy to end the world, isn't it? Xiao Bu complained frantically.

Looking at the half of the girl's body rushing in, those blood-red eyes were completely irrational, no different from the wild wolves he saw in the wild, it was an unwavering pursuit of food.

"Drink!" Xiao Bu used his best strength to squeeze the door this time, and there were some cracking sounds at the door, and the zombie girl was also squeezed by the door, almost half of her body was recessed, and the blood flowed down her facial features, it looked extremely miserable, and ordinary people could only wait for death, but the zombie girl just stiffened for a moment, and began to push the door frantically.

However, what he wanted was a second of stiffness, Xiao Bu picked up a sapper shovel next to the door and smashed it at the zombie girl's dirty head.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! As Xiao Bu kept beating, the stunned zombie girl's golden hair mixed with the pitch-black blood continued to shake off, and the zombie girl's struggling hands began to gradually lose their strength, collapsed to the side, and finally lost the breath of life.

"Whew!" kicked the zombie outside, quickly closed the door, and Xiao Bu, who was relieved, also collapsed to the side weakly.

"Shhh I rubbed, muscle strain, I guess it's all broken, at least a few months to get better, this doomsday can't give me so much time, is it possible that my Xiao Bu is finished like this! Xiao Bu complained weakly and laughed at himself, "I'm still a virgin, and I will definitely be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell after death." ”