Chapter 92: Zootopia (II)
Chapter 92: Zootopia (II)
Among the last batch of rescued newcomers to the infinite space reincarnation, the rabbit boy Ai Fan was originally the luckiest one when Dai Ya and Cai Rong, the two cross-sectional rabbit ear girls, in order to return to the glimmer of hope in the modern world, they did not hesitate to go over mountains and mountains, traveled long distances, tasted all kinds of hardships and dangers, and even had to fight with Yanlong, but the rabbit boy Ai Fan, who was also a traverser, was forced to stay in the tribe because he was the only adult male of his own race after the war of the headhunter rabbit group at that time, and served as a "public breeding rabbit". Responsible for breeding the entire tribe.
So, while Dai Ya and Cai Rong were on a hard adventure, Ivan was lying comfortably in a luxurious tent, under the diligent service of the beautiful bunny girls, bending his waist and legs every day, working hard, and enjoying the blessings of not only being able to tie the knot with the noble and beautiful headhunter rabbit queen Tiyulei and become a royal husband, but also at the initiative of the queen, and at least thousands of rabbit girls in the tribe had negative distance personal contact and body fluid exchange, in order to maintain the continued reproduction of the headhunter rabbit family. In the Otherworld, there were soon hundreds of descendants.
Even after connecting with Wang Qiu and their modern Chinese government rescue team, the good fortune of the rabbit boy Ai Fan is still undiminished, and the rabbit girl Dai Ya has broken through in front of the time and space gate under the control of the main god system I don't know how many times, and each time she was ejected because of insufficient points, and finally became a modern version of "waiting for the rabbit". And the rabbit boy Ai Fan succeeded by mistake, and happened to hit the time and space gate when the points were enough to brush up on one person's weight. Then, because he returned to the real world alone, he exhausted the accumulated reward points, so Dai Ya and Cai Rong, who were one step late, couldn't get out again, and finally under the urging and persecution of the central government, they had to use the "pregnancy escape technique" to barely pass the test and return to the earth.
However, as time passed, the good fortune of the bunny boy Ivan was gradually exhausted: after four years of marriage from passion to coldness to existence, the headhunter rabbit queen Tiyurei finally parted ways with him and returned to the fantasy world with her followers to fight the world.
Although they have seen the strength of the Chinese and the prosperity of the modern cities of the earth, and have enjoyed the comforts and conveniences of modern earth life, there are still a considerable number of wild and untamable headhunter rabbit female warriors, who can hardly endure the constraints of various laws and orders in modern earth society, and miss the unrestrained life between the grasslands and mountains. The ubiquitous rules and order in the human city made them feel as if they were suffocating.
Just like many Africans who are accustomed to living freely in the rainforest, they prefer to live in the countryside even though they have the opportunity to go to the city.
At the same time, Queen Tiuret is not willing to lose power, and has become an ordinary housewife on Earth as a real king, an ambitious warlord, even if she has few troops and subjects, even if she has to send someone to the fence for the time being, Queen Tiure, who has always regarded herself as a superior, has never been willing to really submit to anyone's command, at most she can only accept a short period of forbearance and nominal vassals.
However, although the Chinese government can provide the bunny girls with a rich and leisurely life, it is impossible to satisfy Queen Tiure's thirst for power, let alone carve out a piece of land for Queen Tiuret to establish her own kingdom within a kingdom on earth, which is obviously unacceptable to a king. After all, all kings are unwilling to fall into mediocrity, and they can't allow themselves to be lost to everyone, which can't be made up for by any amount of money.
So, after leaving behind the vast majority of her fellow bunnies, who were tired of hard fighting, grazing, hunting, farming and migration, and were fascinated by the comfortable life of the modern society on earth, Queen Tiyure took a large number of baggage ordnance from the relevant Chinese departments as a friendly gift, as well as more than 2,000 loyal headhunter rabbit warriors, as well as more than 1,000 baby rabbit girls born in recent years, plus more than 20 male rabbit cubs, among which two little male rabbits were born to Queen Tiyure, and set off from the Arnus Hill where the gate of time and space is located. embarked on a long journey to re-establish the state and open the country.
Before leaving, Queen Tiuret and Ivan were officially divorced, and if it was possible, she actually preferred to take Ivan as a unique adult pure-blooded male rabbit and kidnap her, and continue to breed her tribe, but this was obviously impossible, so she could only hope for the next generation.
In addition, there are more than 1,000 headhunter rabbit girls, although they are reluctant to enjoy the comfort of modern earth society, but they are not suitable for the noisy and noisy urban life of Hong Kong, and finally compromised, and chose to settle in the countryside near the city of Arnous, and Mayor Wang Meiling also met their request.
Of course, even if Queen Tiuret is gone, Ivan is still the only adult male in the Headhunter Rabbit tribe, and there are far more Bunny Girls who choose to stay without a marriage partner than who choose to leave. So, immediately after Queen Tiuret left, Ivan the Bunny Boy was engaged to a beautiful pure-blooded aristocratic Bunny Girl...... But despite this, the shame and melancholy of being abandoned by the woman still hurt his self-esteem. And the pain of losing the love of his heart made this slightly cowardly man can't help but drown his sorrows with wine.
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Then, after a few days of drinking, the rabbit boy Ivan couldn't help but want to go around and meet his friends who had been trapped in a different time and space together.
“…… I should have thought that Tiuret loved power more than she loved me, how could a man like me, who was neither a warrior who challenged the dragon nor a hero who defeated a powerful enemy, really win her heart and let her let go of the authority of the king? ”
Standing on a viewing platform in the park, the rabbit boy Ivan said with such a long sigh, his face tangled and depressed. And the rabbit-eared lady Daiya didn't know how to interface for a while, she was not the kind of lively type who could speak well, so she had to laugh and accompany her.
At this moment, what was unfolding in front of them was the children's area of the Fantasy Beast Ear Lady Paradise. Under the clear clear sky, there is a sea of cute things that you can't see at a glance, all kinds of fox-eared girls, cat-eared girls, rabbit-eared girls, dog-eared girls, fluffy werewolves and bear people, little Lori and little Shota who are jumping and cheering in beast-eared headdresses, and employees wearing cartoon character puppet costumes, as well as Lori Shota's parents.
Accompanied by the cheerful music on the loudspeakers, the children who were each given a beast-eared headdress at the beginning of entering the park to buy tickets were giggling and laughing wildly, playing with many real beast-eared girls, animal-eared uncles and living puppets in the park, screaming and having a great time.
Some of the children, wearing cat ears, were lured by several real cat ears to try to climb an oversized cat climbing frame, but because they were not agile enough, they fell again and again, falling on nylon rope nets and inflatable mats as safety measures.
A few other particularly naughty children are curiously chasing the fluffy tails of cat-eared girls and canine-eared girls. And then when he always succeeded in grabbing the little tail dangling beside him, he was gently scratched by the annoyed cat-eared lady or canine-eared girl.
The tail of the beast ear girl is not something that can be touched casually, that place is the sensitive point of the beast ear girl is second only to the ears is dense, and when you touch it, it seems that there are bursts of electric currents all over the body, so only those who are recognized as their friends can put their hands on their tails.
In a small bazaar, a litter of pink kittens is doing business in a decent way, meowing and selling all sorts of souvenirs, such as mouse dolls made of flannel and amulets made from the hair of genuine cat-eared girls.
At the photo booth a little farther away, a cat-eared woman dressed as a pirate wearing an eyepatch is brandishing a bright scimitar and posing in various fierce and vicious appearances, posing for photos with children. But her tail was pinched in her hand by a pink little Lori and rubbed curiously. There is also a bold little Shota who is trying to climb on her shoulder to pinch her cat ears......
A group of little mermaids wearing garlands and pearl bikinis gather in the clear fountain and sing beautiful songs softly, but they are always interrupted by the cat-eared women who can't help but stretch out their claws towards them, and the cat-eared girls and mermaids are also reflected in the cat-eared girls and mermaids. So the embarrassed and angry mermaids raised large plastic spray guns from the pool, and sprayed the dead cat-eared girls and the children who were coaxing by the pool with colorful dyed water jets.
In the same way, the cross-dimensional feud between cats and dogs is also between the cat-eared lady and the canine-eared lady in the park, in a cute mode of fighting, hugging, kissing and biting, and scratching the tail. Let the human children laugh when they see it, or join the two camps of this cute battle according to the animal ears and hair accessories on their heads, throw soft leather balls at the opposite camp, or "fight" each other with inflatable hammers.
In short, these little ones with teeth and claws are running happily on the lawn, playing all kinds of games that look silly to adults, and having fun. Even the five daughters brought by the rabbit boy Ivan, well, the five cute little rabbit girls, also joined in with joy, crazy around a two-and-a-half-meter-tall werewolf There is no way, girls always like fluffy and cute things. I saw that this snow-white werewolf was smiling bitterly and being pressed to the ground by a group of little Loli and rubbed desperately, and at the same time screamed excitedly and let out giggles.
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Looking at the laughter and laughter of these children, Ai Fan, who was originally worried and incomprehensible, couldn't help but be infected, and his mood was much more relaxed.
So, after quietly overlooking for a while and shooting a video with his mobile phone, the rabbit boy Ai Fan turned his head and casually asked Dai Ya about the current situation of the remaining friend, Cai Rong, another time-traveling rabbit ear girl...... Then he saw Dai Ya with a surprised expression.
“…… Cai Rong? Haven't you watched TV news lately? She is a hot topic in Hong Kong these days! ”
“…… Is she on TV? Well, I didn't pay much attention to that. I haven't watched much news or surfed the Internet in the last few days. ”
The rabbit boy Ai Fan reached out and touched his nose slightly embarrassed, "...... Didn't she also shoot some commercials? ”
Since the beast-eared girl landed in Hong Kong in a big way, hiring various types of beast-eared girls to shoot advertisements has become a major fashion for major advertising companies in Hong Kong, as well as a unique gold-absorbing artifact in the world. For example, there are those who hire harpies to shoot bird cage commercials, cat ear maids who shoot cat food commercials, mermaids who shoot Japanese sushi commercials (laughs), and the Vatican who wants to have winged people play angels to shoot religious programs.
But the problem is that although the appearance of the alien female winged people who immigrated to Hong Kong is indeed similar to that of angels, with long wavy golden hair and snow-white swan wings, almost all of them are prostitutes who sell meat, which makes the cardinals of the Vatican quite distressed after learning the truth...... Thanks to the pope, who was known for his open-mindedness, this angel-themed religious ad was filmed in the end. However, it was soon borrowed by the "Holy Angel Massage Club" in Hong Kong as a promotional video, and launched a church cosplay entertainment service project of "nuns teach you how to ride angels......
In fact, even the rabbit boy Ai Fan also filmed a green food advertisement like a ticket, but unfortunately the halal fruit canned fruit that was filmed in the advertisement soon broke out with the problem of E. coli exceeding the standard, and even he, an actor, was deeply criticized, and he was really anxious...... That's why I refused to shoot after that.
In addition, there are some beast-eared girls who really become actors, but unfortunately almost all the films made are ghost foxes, and there is no way to do it, and the local directors in Hong Kong are at this level. But with Cai Rong's qualifications, it's okay to play tickets and shoot advertisements, but if you really want to be an actor, I'm afraid you can't play it.
“…… It's not an advertisement! Cai Rong's guy is much more high-end and atmospheric...... Lo and behold, she's here again today to canvass for votes! ”
Ivan turned his head in astonishment, and suddenly saw a propaganda vehicle decorated as a giant white rabbit, slowly driving from a distance. Followed by several specially modified minibuses, with a stage erected on the roof and stainless steel pillars erected, several Catwoman and Wolf Girl in black leather costumes are scratching their heads on the roof of the bus and dancing pole dance, accompanied by unrestrained rock music, showing their flexible bodies and rounded curves to passers-by.
And Cai Rong, the rabbit-eared girl, was wearing a red suit, holding a microphone decorated in the shape of a carrot, standing on the podium on the top of the rabbit propaganda car, using the gap between pole dancing and rock music, and preaching loudly with a cute voice: "...... Dear citizens, In order to let Hong Kong move from the international to the interstellar, and in order to let every race in the universe live in harmony in Hong Kong, please vote for me! Thank you! ”
“…… Oh, I see, people are going to run for the Legislative Council this year! Dai Ya pointed to Cai Rong, who had a smug face on the propaganda car, and said to Ai Fan, who had a blank expression, "...... Because she is the only beast-eared girl candidate, she was hyped by the media, and I heard that the election is very hot......"
“…… Alas...... Although it feels a bit sudden, it is normal to think about it, after all, Hong Kong has become a 'crazy zoo city' in order to develop a characteristic tourism economy, according to the principle that economy determines politics, how can there be no orc representatives in the Legislative Council? Moreover, in our capacity, in order for someone in the Legislative Council to speak for us, we should also vigorously support and shout for Cai Rong, a pathfinder......"
After a moment of silence, Ivan finally spoke, "...... But in this case, I am afraid that China will really be said to be a rabbit country......"
“…… This one...... It seems that since many, many years ago, we Chinese have begun to laugh at ourselves as rabbits, right? ”
Daia pursed her lips disapprenously, "...... Now that you and I are really rabbits, naturally we have to try to grab the panda chair......"
At the same time, in the box of a luxury hotel in ********, a foreign friend who was waiting to be served was also watching the live broadcast of the campaign canvassing rally of Bunny Girl Cai Rong through the large-screen high-definition LCD TV on the wall, and casually said to the Chinese official next to him:
“…… God, even the bunny girl is going into politics...... Is China preparing to change its international image from a panda country to a rabbit country? ”
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ps: After careful consideration, I found that the ending is getting longer and longer, and it is only now that I have finished explaining the final ending of the three rabbit people. Next, there are Director Ma, Wang Meiling, Empress Pingna, Queen Tiyulei, Ma Tong, Political Commissar Guo, etc., plus Wang Qiu's words, it will take tens of thousands of words to write a chapter each, and according to the outline I drafted, it is estimated that one chapter is not enough for the endings of some important characters......
But after all, we must start and finish well, not end badly, and write Director Ma in the next chapter, "The Increasingly Fantastic Hong Kong", so stay tuned.
I hope I'll be able to finish it this month! Well, there are a few otherworldly civilians in the ending, so readers who want to sign up should seize the last chance.
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