I looked at the old brother under me, I know how to break you. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info I sat on top of him, one hand pinching his jaw, the other trying to pinch his man.

Seeing that I had just done this, "my brother" suddenly struggled violently and shook very hard. Hmph, the more I shake it, the more effective it is for what I am doing. I only heard his "tsk", and I stopped struggling, and since my eyes were open, I saw something like a frog flashing by.

I immediately went after him, but the thing flashed so fast that by the time I chased him out, it was gone. I went from room to room, but I couldn't see anything. Forget it, I think it's already badly damaged, and the most important thing now is to see how my brother is doing.

When I went back, my brother was fine, but he was taken on the body, and he probably got seriously ill. As soon as I thought about it for five minutes, I was sweating profusely, and the pain from the hard kick just now also came up.

I lay on the ground weakly, thinking back to what had just happened. Ever since I went to college, I've been in trouble, and I can't stop even the Chinese New Year. I suddenly remembered a quote from the classic movie Forrest Gump, "Trouble is like a box of chocolates, you never know how sticky the next one will be." "Is that what you say? It doesn't matter anymore.

As soon as I was so tired, I suddenly had a thought, what if I didn't know how to do this? Thinking about it, I should have lived an ordinary life, spent an ordinary time in an ordinary university, had an ordinary girlfriend, lived an ordinary 9-to-5 life after graduation, and had a dumpling meal together as a family during the Chinese New Year. It's like now, the Chinese New Year doesn't stop, when I was a child, I had countless fantasies about what superpowers others wouldn't have, and the Taoist in the TV was a fairy wind and bones, but I know now, this is a deception to children, there is no line in this world that is particularly easy to do, everyone has their own predicament.

Forget it, what do I think so much for? After a while, when the bell rings on the thirtieth night, I will summon the fifth master out and see what the hell this is? To say that this New Year is not full of yang, but it is an extremely yin day like the fifteenth day of the month, so it is necessary to fire a cannon, which is not as simple as a festive picture for the New Year. But it is precisely because of this that I can meet with the fifth master.

My cousin woke up, but he didn't remember what had happened, and he was in severe pain, and I didn't dare to tell him that he was beaten by me, I was afraid that my mother would beat me. He didn't eat the dumplings, so he went into the house and slept, my poor old brother, you have suffered this year.

The bell rang on time at twelve o'clock, as usual plain, but different feeling, everyone was texting at this time, calling to greet the New Year, dumplings were also served, and some festive words were dispersed. They went back to their respective homes and went to sleep.

And I secretly took out the incense burner, touched the incense ash, and Huang Wuye's figure appeared on time. I can see it clearly this time, probably because my Taoism has grown a little, so I can see it clearly.

I saw this old man say to me in a crepe manner, "Xiaogen, do you have anything to do with looking for a teacher this time?" It's not going to be the New Year, right? ”

Damn, you old man, you look down on me so much every time, I can't say New Year's Eve to you, okay? But I'm ashamed, this time you guessed it again, it seems that I will contact him more in the future, so as not to feel like I have something to do with him every time I look for him.

So I told him what had happened in the past few days and what had just happened. But when he heard about the dumplings and the frogs during the Chinese New Year, his eyes lit up and he said to me, "It's not wrong, it should be Wutongshen." ”

, five gods? The name is so domineering? Is this the god? How can it still harm people?

Huang Wuye said to me, "This Wutong God is not a god, but a monster, it is said that he has an uncertain heart, sometimes he will help the poor, and sometimes he will harm people, but I am clear about one thing, that is, he is here for your Yin Spirit System." ”

I hurriedly asked him if the five links were fierce, and how I found him if he had disappeared?

Huang Wuye said to me with a straight expression, "You have to listen to what the teacher says, because these five links are uncertain, but you hurt him, so he will definitely retaliate, if it is not you or your family, so you have to eliminate it as soon as possible, as for finding him, it is very simple, you find a black cat, hang a bell around your neck, and the black cat will help you find him, when the bell rings the most fierce, that is, where the five gods are." ”

Damn, these five gods are so bad, they all say that the two armies don't hurt women and children when they fight, your grandson and I play yin, then I'll go to the pet store tomorrow to buy a black cat and find him to play with this girl.

Huang Wuye said to me, "Remember that the five gods are very fast, you have to remember to prepare more spells, you must kill it with one blow, don't let it escape, and you told me what happened to you, I feel that you will be more and more dangerous in the future, you must cultivate diligently, and there may be any more powerful demons in the future." ”

When I heard this, I bowed to him, and then said some New Year's greetings, and so we parted. I think the five gods are injured, I must not dare to appear tonight, I will sleep well, tomorrow I bought a cat and you will fight to the end.

But I didn't sleep well this night, maybe I had something on my mind, I always woke up from sleep, and looked at my cousin next to me, he slept very soundly, although he was destined to be seriously ill, but I really envied him, and ignorance was good.

I woke up at about eight o'clock the next day, because I didn't sleep well in the middle of the night, so I'm not feeling good now. With a big yawn, I got up sleepy-eyed. It stands to reason that I should go to the New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year, but in order to buy a cat, I was stunned to push this matter, so that I didn't even have the New Year's money, how much do you say I sacrificed?

I walked out of my house and came to the market, and luckily there was a pet shop open even on New Year's Day. In order to make money, I understand.

I came to a pet store called "Gift of Time", and the clerk in it was also listless, probably because it was boring to have no customers during the New Year. Also, on the first day of the new year, go out to buy pets and do you have anyone else besides buddy, my fool?

But I was stunned when she looked up, isn't this my high school classmate Hong Xin? This is my first love goddess, but at this time my state of mind is very different, maybe I have experienced a lot, maybe I have another person in my heart.

But she was very happy to see me, and she told me a lot, which roughly means that she had a boyfriend in college, and she had a good life, and now she is taking advantage of the winter vacation to do odd jobs and experience life.

In fact, my heart still chuckled after hearing her say that she had a boyfriend, but then I was relieved, since she was doing well, why didn't I be happy for her?

Anyway, I hope she is better off than me, and I also told her about me, of course, I didn't say anything about the supernatural incident, and she said to me with a bright face after hearing about me and An Xue, "You have to come on, I believe in you, handsome guy"

Of course, I thanked her for her blessings, but I just said "um" softly

I bought a black cat from her, and then I took the cat home, and now all I want is to beat the damn Wutong God, and then Lao Tzu has a good night's sleep.

When I got home, it was noon, and when I got home, there was a bunch of people, playing mahjong, poker, sitting together and chatting, obviously I was one of the most neglected people, but it was not a problem, because now it is rare that no one bothers me, and I have to make plans for the evening.

I prepared some more charms this time, and I won't kill you when the five gods come at night, and then, I glanced at the cat behind me, buddy, it's up to you this time.

But obviously everyone can't forget me all the time, they want to go out and sing, but what if there is no one who is in the field? So I, Hailar, Li Ronghao, was honorably enlisted in the army.

Anyway, my charms are all drawn, and I was bored in the afternoon, so I went with them, and in order to give them a shocking effect, I first came to a friend's wine opening to liven up the atmosphere.

But after the song was sung, the atmosphere seemed to be too lively, and instead of ordering a few bottles of wine, I didn't know what the thief had in mind, so I ordered not only beer, but also a bottle of red wine.

If you want to say that I have a dozen small beers like KTV, it's fine, but it's different with red wine. Anyone who has ever drunk alcohol knows that you can't mix any kind of wine, and you can mix it too much, which is true, and it is said that there is a chemical reaction.

You say it's a good atmosphere, can you not drink? You don't know what you're drinking, so I drank a lot of beer and wine, of course I drank too much, and of course I forgot about the five gods.

This time I sang until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I belong to the kind of drunkenness, the more I drank, the more energetic, shouting to continue to add more, if someone is not sleepy and asleep, I guess I will sing all night.

The group went back to their respective homes and looked for their own mothers, and I remember very clearly that I peed a few times on the way, but I forgot about the five gods.

Now that I think about it, I really dropped the chain at a critical moment. As I walked to the door, I heard as if someone was coming to pick me up, but when I saw this person, my heart was cold.

It was my cousin, but he didn't look sick at all at this time, and he was angry at me, and I saw that he was holding a cat's corpse in his hand, and I was in a cold sweat, and I was half awake from the wine.

I should have thought that since my cousin was possessed, his luck in the past few days is very low, which means that he is easy to be put on the body a second time.

Drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong. While I was scolding myself, I was also feeling sorry for the cat, which was still alive in the morning, and now it is gone.

He was very direct, ran out directly, looked back at me, and meant to let me follow, come on, keep up, I can defeat you once, I can defeat you a second time.