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"Jia Shu, what should we do?" Lao Cao wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and said to me in a little panic. I took out my mobile phone and looked at it, and the number showed 21.01 minutes Beijing time, "Surround them!" "I learned Lan Bo's classic lines in "First Blood" and shouted loudly to Brother Cao." I'm the next Olympian. "Lao Cao, who has always been steady, actually spoke violently, it seems that he is really in a hurry this time." Just the two of us? Surround hundreds of thousands of people? You're not crazy, are you? Lao Cao asked me tangledly, and I smiled at Lao Cao, "It's not a human, it's an undead, okay!" I still have time to explain to Lao Cao, and then looking at the hundreds of thousands of dead souls in front of me, I grabbed Lao Cao's arm, "I'm ready to rush." "I'm not ready yet." Brother Cao shouted, "Leave you!" ”

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Just after 17 o'clock in the afternoon, Lao Cao and I accompanied the fourth aunt and the family to have a sumptuous dinner together. After all, Lao Cao was a guest at the fourth aunt's house for the first time, and he seemed a little restrained, Brother Cao, who had eaten a lot of food, pretended to be full after holding a few chopsticks and dishes in a fake style.

"Whoever is hungry knows!" I learned Hu Yifei's tone and teased Brother Cao in a low voice. Maybe it was because I said that it hurt me, and Lao Cao's big round face turned red with a "tom", "You are bad again, Jia Shu." The fourth aunt shook her head helplessly, "Cao Jushi, you don't have to be polite to me, it's the same as coming to your own home." After speaking, the fourth aunt picked up Lao Cao's rice bowl and went out to fill a full bowl of rice for Brother Cao. xiexie four aunts, xiexie four aunts. Brother Cao took the rice bowl and thanked him repeatedly. Brother Cao's style is in stark contrast to my informal, completely treating the fourth aunt as my own style, to paraphrase the current words, "Thick-skinned, eat enough, thin-skinned, can't eat, oh yes!" ”

After Brother Cao finished eating this bowl of rice again, I went out to fill a full bowl for Ya, and after eating again, I saw Brother Cao take out a cigarette, and after asking around, I saw that everyone didn't want it, so I lit one myself. This is Lao Cao's fault, but also a habit, every time he eats, he has to light a cigarette, as if there is a saying "A cigarette after a meal, race over the living immortals; A cigarette after the meal, ready to go to the western sky. "Let's not talk about Lao Cao, I basically need to drink water or tea and soft drinks for dinner, otherwise I won't be able to eat, which is also the main reason why Weishenme likes to eat Lanzhou ramen, because I can eat and drink at the same time. Therefore, I said that Lao Cao had a problem eating, but it was just 50 steps and 100 steps of laughter.

After the meal, in addition to the fourth aunt, the other family members of the fourth aunt left for various reasons, and there were only three of us left in the room, the fourth aunt first made a pot of fragrant tea unhurriedly, and then brought it to the table of the eight immortals, poured a cup for each of us, I raised my nose and smelled it, "What a fragrant Pu'er tea, is there still the fourth aunt?" If you say more, send me some before leaving. "This is definitely my style, even eating with Naga scourge, the fourth aunt gave me a blank look, "This is this year's haode Pu'er tea, one of my customers only gave me a total of two taels, I myself am not willing to drink, this is not you came, I only brewed half of it, you drank it, and I still think about the rest of me, hey!" "The fourth aunt didn't say the following, although I didn't say it, I can guess that it should be coming, how did I accept such an apprentice as you." How do you know it's Pu-erh tea? Brother Cao asked me curiously, "I belong to a dog, and my nose is Trane!" I teased Brother Cao and said, "No wonder. Brother Cao actually believed it, "Okay, okay, Jia Shu, don't bully honest people, let's talk about how to deal with the morning's affairs in the evening." "The fourth aunt was afraid that I would continue to be poor, so she interrupted me and prepared to discuss business with the two of us.

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"It's a nice day." I looked at the snow outside the store and said to Brother Cao. "How cold it is, I don't know which group of people have blackened the heating bill of our store, this cold day, the heating is mild, not hot at all, don't you feel cold?" Cao Got said depressedly. "How much I look forward to the sunshine, the grass grows and the warbler flies, find a cousin, and fly in both nights." I'm definitely a wet person, it's easy to chant a good wet song, but it's hard to chant a wet quilt, but I can say a chapter, I'm proud.

"You can pull it down, I can't get out of the cat bed, you are still in the mood to live and fly." Brother Cao replied to me incomprehensibly, "What time is it?" I asked Brother Cao, "It's ten minutes and half past eight, what's wrong?" Brother Cao obviously couldn't keep up with my leapfrog way of thinking, "Oops, it's time for us to go to morning tea." I rubbed my belly, which was a little fat, and said to Brother Cao. Brother, can you not be so poor-mouthed, just go out and drink a bowl of tofu brain, eat a few fritters, and have morning tea, remember that I added an extra spoonful of marinade to my bowl of tofu brain, and my mouth is heavy. "Brother Cao responded to me very cheesily." This is your mistake, watch "The Legend of Zhen Huan". "I watched a few episodes and watched it with your sister-in-law, what's wrong?" Brother Cao asked puzzledly, "What do you do, what do you say, we have to have a style, understand?" I corrected Brother Cao's misconception in time, "Then you give me a fan." Brother Cao glanced at me with big eyelids, "That's called a show, not a fan." I continued, "Alright, let's do it." Brother Cao lit a cigarette and prepared to listen to me continue to be poor.

"If I show well, you can have breakfast." I never do loss-making transactions, first set the conditions well, and then I will start. "No problem, you show off!" Brother Cao spat out a smoke ring and motioned for me to start. "Recently, the weather has become colder and colder, I thought that the heating gentleman could bring some warmth to the widow, but it was expected to be a master who was not angry, thinking that the electric stove Zijun had also served the widow for many years, although it looked good, not so decent, and sometimes you need to beware of electric shock, but it has not added any chaos to the widow, and generally speaking, it is safe, if the heating gentleman can have the spirit of the electric stove Jun, presumably the winter of the two of us must be extremely haode." "Poof..."I was about to continue, but the tea that Brother Cao had just drunk squirted out, "Give you money." Brother Cao quickly took out ten yuan from his pocket and directly admitted defeat.

"You really should travel back to the Qing Dynasty, you are too condescending to stay now." Brother Cao admired me for his five-body throw. "Then where is it, I touched the electric door, clicked to give me the whole Qing Dynasty, opened my eyes and saw that I was in a Chinese house, surrounded by countless gold, silver and jewelry, think about it, I seem to be an important minister around the emperor, rich and rich. Just as I was getting complacent, a eunuch suddenly issued a decree announcing my entry into the temple. I asked in a low voice what the so-called matter, and the eunuch replied: "And my lord, Lord Qianlong has died." You say I'm not wronged. I continued to tease Brother Cao, "Haha, you have to come again, and I will pay for lunch." "Brother Cao underestimated my strength too much, I opened my mouth and came: "Touch the electric door again, click, I went over again, and found that I had become a big man, wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform, obviously of a very high grade, standing in the palace hall, eunuchs, palace maids, and even the emperor wearing a dragon robe in front of him were respectful to themselves. It must be a generation of famous ministers, who will use their own hands and feet to expel the Tartars, and the Han dynasty can be expected! While thinking about it, I only heard the emperor in front of me say: I have nothing to do these days, and I have trained more than a dozen little eunuchs to practice Buku. If Ao Shaobao is interested, may he wish to give them a few tricks? Well, I didn't cross in vain, so I finally saw what Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi looked like. After speaking, I stretched out my hand to Brother Cao, and Brother Cao reluctantly took out another "green frog" (fifty yuan) and handed it to me, "Why don't I come back for a while, and you can take care of dinner?" I continued to tease Brother Cao, "Let's pull it, I only earned less than 100 yuan in the car last night, and I will let you win 60 yuan in this moment's work, you are definitely a robbery." Brother Cao looked at the money in my hand distressedly, and said tangledly. I'm willing to gamble and lose, it's not bad for me, who makes you not believe in my strength. I said to Brother Cao proudly, "Don't be poor, it's almost nine o'clock, if you don't buy it again, people will close the stall in a while." Brother Cao glanced at the time on his phone and urged me to hurry up and buy food, "Order!" Just as I was about to go out, the phone rang suddenly.

to be continued