Chapter 327: The Show Begins

To this day, I am grateful to the sloppy Taoists for teaching me in the first place. For many things confirmed that his test of me was necessary.

Not long ago, I had some unpleasantness with the members of a certain alliance in the cat pounce, mainly because the other party came into my readership to make trouble, and in a fit of anger I shouted that if you are making trouble, beware that I have taken your soul and two souls.

At that time, I just said that I personally didn't take it to heart, and after all, the price of doing this thing was too high, and it was just a bluff. Unexpectedly, a person named Jiangnan Menglang clamored for me to accept Ya's soul.

At this time, the test of endurance of the sloppy Taoist is reflected, no matter how loud the other party is, I can hold back, I have to thank the sloppy Taoist. The kind of forced person to be my child in the next life, I can just throw the girl into the pit to fend for herself.

Then I looked at the picture of that person, and after reading it, I felt that there was no need to spend time with this kind of scum. The most important thing is that this person named Jiangnan Menglang has a shoehorn face, a man with a small three-face, and he is still so cute, disgusting to death.

There are five types of people in physiognomy that need our attention, the first is people with improper faces; the second is the person with crooked mouth and slanted eyes; the third is a very short person (compared to his peers); Fourth, people who are born with disabilities (no prejudice, just telling the truth); The fifth category is the person who is bowed.

I will give you an analysis of the five types of people in weishenme one by one, and we need to be cautious. First, the face is the embodiment of the heart, the face is not crooked, and the face of the person with the wrong heart is scooped, which is also the first thing the examiner looks at when Weishenme is recruiting, and for those who are not right-hearted, you are often eliminated in the first round.

The second is the facial features, the mouth is crooked, the eyes are slanted, the nose is hooked, the cheeks are over the ears and the face is like a flag, these are all people who need to be watched out for. The congenital crooked mouth and slanted eyes indicate that the person's heart is not right, and the hooked nose is also called the three-curved nose, and those who have bent before and after the left and right are often distorted, do not talk about human feelings, let alone morality, and shoot ruthlessly, and need to be careful.

Pang cheeks is a big cheek gang, physiognomy, this is the word "wind" face, this kind of people are often treacherous, and very vindictive, if you readers have friends with cheeks wider than their ears, be careful. As for the face like a flag, to put it bluntly, it is a big long face, as the saying goes, "the horse face has no queen, and the donkey face has no children." "What kind of hurtful things do you have to do to have no children after you, let's think about it.

The third category is the people who are too short, I mean the average, men cannot be less than 1.6 meters, women cannot be less than 1.4 meters, all say that the reason why this kind of people do not grow is that they are all in the heart, and it is not false at all. This kind of person tends to have a high IQ, a lot of eyes, and is particularly calculating, so it is recommended that you do not offend such people, otherwise you will definitely suffer in the end.

The fourth category is people who are born with disabilities, without any discrimination, but according to reincarnation, this kind of person has done too much evil in his previous life, and he will be found in this life. And from a psychological point of view, this kind of people are particularly inferior, and the psychology is relatively dark, so they are particularly ruthless, if I remember correctly, there were reports a while ago, saying that a group of deaf and mute people cooperated to commit a crime and robbery, and then destroyed the corpses, that is really a dead hand, there is no humanity at all, so, it is better to hide from this kind of people.

The fifth type of people who are at the top of the top, strong endocrine is one thing, and the main thing is to work hard and think too much, so there is less hair, and with this kind of person, you only have to suffer a loss, so you should be especially careful.

That Jiangnan Menglang first had a crooked face, and then a small man, based on the points I just described, this product belongs to the type that I don't want to see, with the concept of rather offending the gentleman than offending the villain, I threw it to Ya, "You should keep that cheap life for yourself, it's not rare!" ”

This is also the second test of the sloppy Taoist: adaptability. Although I was at fault in the first place and said something that shouldn't have been said, after all, I didn't say it to you Jiangnan Menglang, and it was your fault that you came in and chirped crookedly. Therefore, I will not give in at all, by analyzing your appearance, to point out that you are a god in reality, and at the same time let you know what kind of character you are in my eyes, and stop your idea of beating the little master.

After the sloppy Taoist told me in detail about the various methods of soul dementorship and the taboo matters, I asked the other party in a low voice: "Then let's just let the other party bully the people like this?" ”

The sloppy Taoist smiled, "Tell me what you think first?" ”

I pushed the glasses on the bridge of my nose and said very seriously: "If, according to what you said, the other party has a more haode way, but uses the way of working hard and hurting money to solve Aunt Liu's matter, it means that this person is not right, and he intends to use Aunt Liu's matter to promote himself, which can be regarded as a leverage."

The countryside is relatively closed to the city, and many things are passed on by word of mouth, this Zhao Shenxian should be an opportunity to lend Aunt Liu for treatment, let the other party put on a feast, feast the surrounding villagers, and boast about his skills at the banquet, so that the surrounding towns know that there is such a person as him, and it is not his own money, which can be described as a lot of money.

But this person's heart is not right, you can know it by looking at the big donkey's face, so we have to watch out for this person, don't accidentally let people be yin again. ”

“haha!” The sloppy Taoist had a teachable expression, "I wish he would come to yin me." ”

After taking a sip of wine, the sloppy Taoist continued: "This Zhao Immortal, I just showed him, his ability is different from yours, it should be obtained by chance, in our Taoism, the innate ability is given by heaven, and the acquired is the chance."

God-given people often don't do evil, because this is what God originally intended for you, and I hope you can use this ability to benefit the world, just like the doll you, at most, it is quick to speak and will not affect others; But it's hard to say about the people of chance, after all, their character has long been formed, and after getting the skills, most of them use the opportunity to come to the ability to swagger and deceive everywhere, and finally make people angry, alas! Speaking of zuihou, the sloppy Taoist sighed helplessly.

"Then let the surnamed Zhao continue to plague the villagers?" My sense of justice exploded again.

"So what are you going to do?" The sloppy Taoist asked me curiously.

I just wanted to say that I would expose the evil deeds of the surname Zhao in front of everyone, but suddenly I saw the sloppy Taoist man's thiefy eyes, and immediately thought about it, "Isn't this you?" ”

"Hehe," the bad old man twisted his sparse beard, "Heaven can still do evil, self-inflicted evil can't live, the old man will receive his magic power for Tianxingdao today, and it can be regarded as a long lesson for him." ”

As soon as the words fell, the sloppy Taoist's eyes began to become sharp, and I was scared into a cold sweat, but the good scene that happened next was really exciting.

to be continued