Chapter 370: I'd Rather Die (I)
When I hurriedly rushed back to the house with Zhou Qian, Zhou Liang's Aunt Chen had already woken up. When she saw me come back, she held my hand tightly as if she had grasped a life-saving straw. Trembling, he said, "Red ...... Red-eyed ......"
My heart sank, and sure enough, I saw the red eyes in the toilet again, but Zhang Xuanzhi was obviously reincarnated, why did there still be red eyes?
Zhou Qian was so frightened that she trembled and said, "What's the matter, didn't I just go over the nineteen ghosts just now, why do I reappear now?" โ
As soon as he heard that I had just overspent the nineteenth ghost, Zhou Liang's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Li Man, you must help me!" โ
I waved my hand and said, "Don't be so polite. I'm here to get you back to a peaceful life, or my master will have to kill me. Aunt Chen, calm down, take a few deep breaths, and then tell me the paper. โ
Aunt Zhou Liang Chen took a few deep breaths after listening to my words, and then obviously calmed down a lot, she said slowly: "I went to the toilet just now." Some of my toilets have no lights and are dark, but I am used to them and I don't feel afraid. But when I finished going to the toilet and wiping my buttocks, I suddenly saw a nine-point of light behind me. I looked back and saw that in the lid behind the toilet, there were red eyes looking at me. It's scary, motionless! "Clamp the plop.
Zhou Qian nodded again and again: "I also encountered such a situation!" โ
Hearing this, I shook my head, and Zhou Liang couldn't help but shake my head.
"Something is wrong, this thing is not right...... I said, "Yijiu's red eyes looked at Aunt Chen, which was obviously different from the situation encountered by Zhou Qian. What Zhou Qian encountered was a pair of eyes, this was not a ghost. โ
Zhou Liang also nodded, he gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, I have to kill those nine bastards." โ
Everyone was confused by what we said, so I directly took nine flashlights and led everyone to the toilet. I rummaged through the lid behind the toilet for a while, and immediately found another 19 micro video recorder, and said with a sneer: "This time it is clear that someone is secretly filming, this person should know about the haunting." Then I want to take this opportunity to take a secret photo, so that everyone will be afraid of ghosts, and I don't know that I was actually secretly photographed. โ
Aunt Zhou Liang Chen exclaimed: "How can this be! โ
I threw the VCR to Zhou Qian and said, "You take Aunt Chen to see it." โ
Zhou Qian nodded, and then went to the house with Aunt Zhou Liang and Chen to look inside for a while. After coming again, Aunt Zhou Liang Chen's face was flushed, and she cursed the person who played the video recorder in pieces, and everyone's faces were ugly.
There are nine people secretly filming in the toilet at home, which is more emotional than a ghost peeping.
"If it's no surprise, the guy will come tonight to get a copy of the VCR," I said......, "after all, the door outside is usually not closed for convenience." Everyone sleeps in their own rooms. Since this guy is in a hurry to put it here, he will also be in a hurry to see the results at night. That's it, everyone is scattered, Zhou Liang, you hide in the toilet at night, and when that person comes, you will be captured alive immediately. โ
Zhou Liang nodded again and again, he gritted his teeth and said, "You have to kill this guy." โ
It's none of my business, and I don't have to worry about it. Things can be said to be quite smooth, Wang Mingyi gave me a deadline of four days, but I only solved the matter in one day. But also, no one could have imagined that the nine-colored ghost would have Zhou Qian on his back all the time.
After eating the meal prepared for me by the Zhou family, I lay down in the guest room to rest and texted Wang Mingyi in every possible way.
"Little sister, do you want to take you to eat lollipops?"
After I finished texting, I was prepared that Wang Mingyi would not reply to me at all, and then I lay down in bed and slept. Unexpectedly, as soon as I closed my eyes, my phone clicked, I quickly picked up the phone and looked at it, and then I was gone.
"You're in the mood to joke with me, is it settled?"
was full of Wang Mingyi's tone, and I felt very sad all of a sudden, and then I continued to text Wang Mingyi.
"^0^ Yes, yes, I'm so tired of saying, do you want to help me massage my shoulder?"
After texting, I rolled around in bed in frustration, thinking that I could really play cute and cool anything. For a while, I felt very shy and excited, and said in a whisper: "So shy, so shy, Xiaohe Xiaohe is so shy!" โ
It's not that I'm a god, it's that every nine of them do some strange things in a one-kneeled environment. Interestingly, though, there is a big difference between the men.
For example, a nineteen macho man, he may hold a pillow or a doll and say something very cute and cute; According to a paper research survey, 99 percent of the people who are afraid of one knee like to run around wearing only underwear or nothing at all. When she wants to fart, she tries to make her fart louder, and she picks her nostrils with a tissue at every turn.
Just as I was rolling around so much, one end of the wooden moon bed was warped because of the weight, and I accidentally rolled under the bed, and with a snap, I fell directly to the ground face on the ground!
It hurts...... My knee hurts...... Is it because he has spoken ill of people...... Is it because it's too much......
But Wang Mingyi didn't send another text message, I felt a little aggrieved, so I climbed into bed and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, there was another noise outside, which woke me up while I was sleeping. Needless to say, it must have been the nine guys who put the camera that got caught. I yawned nine times, then put on my clothes and walked outside, and I was stunned.
Isn't this the nine Chen Mengmeng?
Chen Mengmeng knelt on the ground, a group of people were making noise around him, and he was trying very hard to explain his behavior to everyone.
"No, I'm not a voyeur, these nine cameras...... I did put it here. Please don't call the police, please put your phone down, please, please put your phone down. I just think that a lot of times, if people don't do something, they will be sorry for the knees who are living. Isn't there a saying that if I don't go crazy, I'll be old. โ
To be honest, even though it's a very strict scene now, I almost couldn't help but laugh and come back. Because Chen Mengmeng's thinking is really interesting.
This passage directly made Zhou Qian's Aunt Chen angry, she pointed at Chen Mengmeng and said, "I'm so old, what else is I messing with you?" Call the police now, I'll go to the police station and say, don't talk too much to these nine perverts. โ
Chen Mengmeng said anxiously: "Don't call the police, really don't call the police." I'm not a pervert, even if you want to say I'm a pervert, I can only say that my knees have been perverted for a while. Every nine people make mistakes, so I should actually give him a chance, right? I'm not usually such a person, but I heard that this place is haunted, red-eyed or something. At that time, there were always two or nine people talking to me in my heart, one said that they could come and peep, and one said that they should never ......."
My eyes opened wide all of a sudden, it turned out that Chen Mengmeng did this kind of thing after hearing me say that Zhou Qian's toilet was haunted, so I really have a little bit of compensation for this matter, blame me for telling others about this matter.
Zhou Qian looked at Chen Mengmeng at this time, and seemed to be a little unbearable, after all, Chen Mengmeng had chased her. She whispered: "Forget it, he didn't see it anyway, if you call the police, I'm afraid Aunt Chen will be embarrassed." โ
This incident also reminded Zhou Liang's Aunt Chen, it makes sense, she was originally a middle-aged virgin in the nineteenth century, and if this matter is passed on again, I am afraid it will have a big impact on her reputation.
After a bit of persuasion, everyone finally settled. However, it also made Chen Mengmeng lose 500 yuan, so he didn't take him to the Public Security Bureau. Of course, Chen Mengmeng is very refreshing, otherwise if she is arrested and put into the police station, I am afraid that her reputation will be ruined.
Everyone dispersed, and Chen Mengmeng was driven away and went again. I don't know why, I'm quite curious about Chen Mengmeng's nine people, and I found that he has a feeling that particularly attracts me.
It's not that I like men, but Chen Mengmeng's nine guys really make me feel very attractive.
I followed Chen Mengmeng to the house, and he walked down the road dejectedly. I coughed, handed him a cigarette, and he gratefully took it and smoked it, saying, "I had bad luck today." โ
I laughed and said, "I think you're lucky, otherwise if you're caught in the police station, you'll be able to feel comfortable on your knees?" โ
Chen Mengmeng thought for a while, and seemed to think that what I said was very reasonable, and then he laughed, saying that his knees would not die, and he would have a blessing, and he must buy a lottery ticket tomorrow.
The more I look at Chen Mengmeng, the more I feel that this guy is really a little different, and there is indeed a feeling that attracts me very much. And at this nine time, my pockets suddenly trembled a little, I looked carefully, and found that it was Tang Wenyan's minced meat that was trembling.
Suddenly, Tang Wenyan ran back from the minced meat, and then subconsciously moved away from Chen Mengmeng. This surprised me very much, why is Tang Wenyan afraid of Chen Mengmeng? Chen Mengmeng is obviously an ordinary person.
I felt in my heart that Chen Mengmeng and the nine people must have some secrets, so I said, "Why is your name so strange?" Who would give their son such an interesting name? โ
At the mention of these nine names, Chen Mengmeng's face became bitter, he squatted on the steps on the side of the road, sighed, and said: "Alas, when I was born, the fortune teller said that I had too much yang energy, and I was hit by a lack of wood. But he couldn't help it, so he added nine days and moons to me, hoping that I could reconcile yin and yang. โ
I understand!
No wonder Chen Mengmeng can be seven times a night, no wonder he has a feeling of attracting me, because I have too little yang energy in my body, and Chen Mengmeng has a lot of yang energy, so I can't help but attract me. And Tang Wenyan is different, she is completely a nine ghosts, and she will be afraid of such a heavy yang energy on Chen Mengmeng's body.
I was immediately overjoyed, this will definitely be some kind of treasure, after all, there is so much yang energy, but I don't know how to find out the benefits that are useful to me from Chen Mengmeng, if I were Zhou Tianwen, it would be fine, otherwise I would definitely be able to find out.
I thought about it for a while, and said to Chen Mengmeng: "I think you nine people are very interesting, to be honest, I have lived for so many years, you are the biggest man I have ever seen, after all, there are many things that I can no longer do." How about giving me 19 your phone number? โ
As soon as she heard my words, Chen Mengmeng's face changed drastically, and then she looked at me very scared: "I'm sorry, I really don't have the slightest interest in this nine, you ...... You find someone else! โ
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\(โงโฝโฆ)/ Typing all day, the keyboard broke down again, and the fifteen-dollar keyboard really didn't work, and I wanted to buy a good keyboard for more than nine hundred yuan, but I didn't have the money! You bunch of villains, don't you recharge to reward me with some good keyboards! I don't want to think that in a few days, there will be four, five or six chapters updated every day! R832