Chapter 10 Jumping into the dung pit for Jiang Xue
Jiang Erqian, the strangest man in the Jiang family.
In this huge Jiang family, he is just a dung picker, and he has no position outside, but if anyone who really knows this man will be dumbfounded, because Jiang Erqian also has an identity that all Jiang family members respect.
Less head of the house.
In the Jiang family, there is an ancient ritual called the blood test, which is a test that every Jiang family member has to go through. This blood test is not to test the thickness of the Jiang family's bloodline, but the essence of the Jiang family's ancestors to see the old at the age of three, and the method he left behind can measure the talent of others, which is divided into four levels: A, B, C, D.
Since ancient times. No one has ever reached the level of A, but on the day Jiang Erqian was tested, people witnessed this miracle.
It just so happened that Jiang Erqian was the fourth son of the head of the family. From that day on, people knew that the position of the young head of the family was none other than Jiang Erqian.
But when Jiang Erqian grew up, people became more and more confused about what he was doing.
He doesn't want to take over the family business, he doesn't want to get the position of the head of the family, what he likes most is to wander around like idle clouds and wild cranes, wandering all corners of the world. Originally, the Jiang family was worried that the young head of the family would have a bad time, so they simply gave 100,000 yuan of pocket money every month, although they were distressed, they couldn't help it.
After all, he is the head of the young family, even if he doesn't work. can't let him look like a poor man, otherwise wouldn't it be a shame for the Jiang family?
Who knows, the young head of the family didn't touch a penny, so he relied on his salary from picking dung in the Jiang family to make himself a sackcloth and continue his wandering life. He went out to play for a year every year he worked, and he didn't use the pocket money given by the Jiang family, and no one knew how Jiang Erqian survived.
The most terrifying thing is that he never comes to class, but his understanding of Taoism is very thorough, and he doesn't need a teacher to teach him at all, so he can be called a prodigy.
All this was told to me by Jiang Houde, I feel that Jiang Erqian is a bit like Dongfang Qingyun, the difference is ...... Dongfang Qingyun climbed crazy for his small family, but Jiang Erqian stood at the top as soon as he was born and lived the life he wanted.
The Jiang family's dung pit is on a hill behind the Jiang family, and all the sewers lead to this side. When I came to the hill, I saw a huge stone in the mountain pass, and Jiang Erqian was lying on the stone looking at the sky. I walked up to Jiang Erqian and said respectfully, "Sixteen Elders." From this day on, I will be your boy for a month. ”
He hummed and continued to look at the sky, I didn't know what I was supposed to do. I looked at the sky with him stupidly and didn't dare to speak.
As the minutes ticked by, I watched with him for four hours, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., and if it weren't for the cloudy day, I was afraid that my eyes would have been blinded by the sun.
I finally couldn't help it, sat up and asked, "Sixteen Elders, what are you looking at?" ”
Jiang Erqian turned around and glanced at me, and he pointed to the sky. Whispered, "Have you ever been on a plane?" ”
"Of course I did." I nodded.
Jiang Erqian said with a smile: "When it is cloudy or rainy, people will only see the gray sky below, but when they take the plane into the sky, they will see a clear sky, and the sun will shine like a marshmallow." Your name is Jiang Cheng, right? I ask you, what did you learn from this? ”
I thought about it for a moment, and then said, "The world is so big, and human beings are still very small. We need to be in awe of the world. ”
"No......" Jiang Erqian shook his head, he smiled, "I just want to say how much fun it would be if I could roll around on that cloud." Taking a nap in the clouds will be very pleasant. Although I was lying on this rock, my mind had been fantasizing about if I lay down on the clouds and rested. That's what it feels like. ”
I looked at Jiang Erqian helplessly, this guy took me to lie here for four hours, for such a boring thing?
This guy has a sick brain, right?
"It's almost time, it's time to work."
Jiang Erqian stood up straight. Jumping off the big rock, I hurriedly followed him. We walked into the hill, and after walking for about five or six minutes, I saw a huge dung pit. Oh my God, this dung pit is about the size of a small lake, and it's very filthy, and I just stood here when I smelled the stench coming from there. I almost threw up.
I gritted my teeth, looked at Jiang Erqian next to me, and whispered, "Such a stinky dung pit, what if I accidentally fall down?" ”
"Don't get close, right?" Jiang Erqian said as a matter of course.
I was a little confused. What do you mean not to approach. Since we are dung pickers, we must approach this manure pit.
At this time, Jiang Erqian suddenly stretched out a finger and said softly: "Get up." ”
In an instant, something shocking happened.
In the dung pit, a large pile of dirty things floated up, forming a square square, and not even a drop of dirty water was spilled. Just floating in the air, I was dumbfounded.
This...... How is this done?
I saw that Jiang Erqian was walking in the mountains and forests very easily, and I hurriedly followed him. We came to a farmland with a big hole in the side. Jiang Erqian pointed to the big pit with his finger and said softly, "Fall." ”
Suddenly, the square dirty thing just fell down and fell into the big pit safely, Jiang Erqian turned to me and said, "Just put it here, they want to use it for fertilizer." ”
I was amazed, "How did this happen?" I saw the dirty stuff, and that's it...... Float up, Elder Sixteen, are you an immortal? ”
Who knew that Jiang Erqian actually turned around and asked me in shock, "Wouldn't you?" ”
I rolled my eyes: "Of course I won't." ”
"There's something under your eyes."
"Don't worry about that, Elder Sixteen, tell me how the hell it was done." I hurriedly said anxiously.
Jiang Erqian explained: "This is very simple, you just need to fully learn to use yin qi, and use ghosts. Just now I used Yin Qi to block out the sunlight, and then let the ghost drag that thing away. Although it is under the sun, because of the yin qi to resist, the ghost is not afraid of the sun for a while. ”
I wondered, "Then how can I let the yin qi resist it?" ”
Jiang Erqian smiled: "Look at these feces, aren't they the dirtiest things?" First of all, you understand how their scents are emitted, and then use their scents to resist the sunlight △ As a Taoist priest, you have to figure out whether everything in the world emits yang or yin. For example, the leaves of trees absorb sunlight, and their yang energy is stronger. Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, yin and yang, all must be remembered clearly. ”
I was stunned and said, "How much more do Taoist priests say? I always thought that as long as I learned to draw talismans, I would be a qualified Taoist priest. ”
Jiang Erqian suddenly smiled: "There are so many things to say, how can it be as simple as you think." And in this way, you can exercise the ghost slaves, and they can also be exercised slowly, for example, carrying these things, my ghost slave strength has increased greatly. ”
I thought about it carefully, and then went back to the dung pit with Jiang Erqian, and then I said, "Ah Tian, come out." ”
Ah Tian immediately appeared beside me, and as soon as he came out, he covered his mouth and said in shock: "It stinks, you eat?" ”
"You've just eaten...... I said angrily, pointing to the dung pit, "Quick, here's your chance to exercise, go pick up." ”
Ah Tian looked at the dung pit dumbfounded, then turned around and said in a deep voice: "All along, you have been quite excessive, and I didn't care much about you for the sake of beauty." I often tell myself that there will be many difficulties in life, as long as you get through it, you can get through it, as long as you work hard, there will be a rainbow after the storm. But today, I feel that I can't bear it anymore, Jiang Cheng, aren't you afraid that I will try my best to retaliate against you? ”
I patted Ah Tian on the shoulder and said softly, "Only when you become stronger can you protect Jiang Xue well, right?" You said that you love Jiang Xue very much, but you didn't even dare to jump into the manure tank for her, I really despise you. If you love her, jump in. Otherwise I'll set a curse, and you'll never see her. Never see Jiang Xue...... Is it really okay? ”
Tian gritted his teeth, glared at me viciously, and then jumped towards the dung pit......