This is a very strict thing.

But in this world, there is a creature called "comic", and it is the existence of this creature that makes everyone's life full of fun. The representative of the third grade stepped forward to express his thoughts, but there was a fart that had been brewing in his body for a long time, but it was his turn to move forward, as a mighty and majestic man, as a senior, he thought it was necessary to leave a good impression on the juniors, fart or something, or hold it in the stomach. The third-grade senior, frightened, moved the lotus step lightly, slowly moved forward, hold back, my fart, don't release it in front of so many juniors. This benevolent brother has heard a joke: the bravest man dares to fart in public when he wants to poop. He didn't believe it, but now he does. When he broke his fart, he jumped out of, and he really wanted to make a name for himself in Shengji School Park. "Ahem~~" The third-grade representative cleared his throat, but the audience was still in a hurry, it seemed that the juniors were very naughty and didn't take the third-grade representative seriously. The third-grade representative breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, great, let's make noise, let's make noise, the louder the better, I'm going to fart, juniors, use your noise to cover up my fart, the third-grade representative is happy in his heart. Just when the representative of the third grade was relaxed, and Chrysanthemum was relaxed, ready to release P, a discordant voice appeared.

"Be quiet, everyone. Everyone should listen to the seniors! The person who spoke was Zhang Xiaoyu, and now Zhang Xiaoyu is still wearing cloth pants, a coquettish man like Xiaoyu, no matter where he is, he is the focus of the crowd. Sure enough, everyone was attracted by Zhang Xiaoyu, and the whole venue was silent.

"Poof—"

A loud fart came down from the stage.

Come to think of it, the third-grade representative on the stage also held back for a long time, the propagation speed of the fart, the divergence area, and the loudness of the sound, it was really excellent. In the quiet venue, only the fart of the third-grade representative echoed in the air for a long time. Hehe, haha, kill me, the representative of the third grade, his face was full of shame, and he hated to drill a hole in the ground and climb in.

Zhang Xiaoyu was also stunned. Originally, he wanted to do a good deed, but what, but he disturbed the fart plan of the third-grade representative, and he originally wanted to take advantage of the chaos of the juniors below, the voice was noisy and yelling, and he was jumping a fart casually, who could hear it, even if he heard it, who knew who put it. Okay now,Everyone is looking at the third-grade representatives on the stage.,The representative doesn't want to be popular.,It's also popular.,I believe,In the next few years of Shengji School Park,Today's third-grade representative's P voice,It's also a natural sound effect,Word of mouth.。

It's not just the third-grade representative on the stage who is embarrassed, Zhang Xiaoyu is also embarrassed. But Xiaoyu's brain just turned fast, so Xiaoyu said loudly: "Because the intestines are always squirming." In fact, as long as the intestinal peristalsis is stored in zài, there will be gas discharged from the chrysanthemum, and it will fart. When discharged, there is sometimes a rattle due to the action of the chrysanthemum sphincter. So, farting is a kind of intestinal normalcy. The chemical composition of a fart is mainly nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, oxygen, etc., and the density of a fart is smaller than that of air, so it can float in the air instead of sinking. I believe you also know that when you fart in the pool, a string of blisters will appear behind your buttocks, and the blisters will eventually surface, which means that the farts are not easily soluble in water. Of course, farts are combustible, because there are flammable methane and hydrogen sulfide, I believe that the seniors on the stage, if they know the technology of burning farts, will definitely burn the fart, and in this way, the farts can not only shine and heat, but also will not affect everyone's mood. Senior, you go on, go on, don't be shy. Everyone's large intestines are peristalsis and they all fart. The reason why you fart proves that your large intestine is not knotted and can still move, and the E. coli and other bacteria in your intestines are growing healthily. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu gave a lively and boring fart lesson to the third-grade seniors on the stage in public. Seeing that the face of the senior on the stage turned from red to iron, Zhang Xiaoyu was relieved, great, the senior's face finally stopped red, thinking about it, he understood my good intentions, senior, I will help you get here, next, you still have to rely on yourself, come on, senior, we are all listening carefully to your speech.

The representative of the third grade, the whole person stiffened on the stage, because he had a fart just now, his stomach was much more comfortable, it stands to reason that he was in a good mood to discharge the waste gas in the intestines, but he was in a good mood, good you Zhang Xiaoyu, I know you are Zhang Xiaoyu, you Niu fork is not, you take the cow, I will give you small shoes to wear. The speeches in the delegate's head were all forgotten because of anger and shyness, which shows how bad the delegate's mood is. At the same time, it also tells us that if a person is not calm and normal in the face of danger, he is not a good representative. The representative who can hold it can talk nonsense and stink fart.

Because of the third-year representative of Wolf Bèi, the venue fell into a brief embarrassment. In the end, it was the "beast" teacher who stepped forward, and the beast originally wanted to pull Zhang Xiaoyu out, but the child was too flexible, what a dexterous metamorphosis, even if it was a beast, he couldn't help but praise Zhang Xiaoyu. Now that Zhang Xiaoyu had blended in with the second-year students, the beast had no choice but to let it go. The beast patted the third-grade representative on the shoulder, "Go down, you've done your best, and the teacher is watching." ”

Wow, the little heart of the third-grade representative who is strong on the outside and weak on the inside can't bear it anymore, hugs the broad arms of the "beast" teacher, and howls and cries. "Teacher, it's not like that, I don't want to fart, no, no, I want to fart in public, mainly because the juniors are noisy, I think everyone can't hear it, it's him, it's him, it's Zhang Xiaoyu, he asked the juniors to calm down, but my chrysanthemum sphincter has relaxed, the so-called fart is in the chrysanthemum, I have to put it, I can't help it, teacher, do you know what I mean? I'm miserable, my life is so bitter. ”

Just when the representative of the third grade hugged the "beast" teacher to release the pressure to his heart's content, Zhang Xiaoyu also felt that he couldn't stand the representative, looking at the representative so sad, Zhang Xiaoyu privately thought that it could make the atmosphere of the scene more sad, so Xiaoyu sang in his incomplete duck-like voice: "Little cabbage, yellow in the ground, the representative of the third grade, there is a fart on the stage, it's not that he can't help it, the fart representative, he is a good person, oh hoo, a good man has a safe life, I wish you peace, a safe life, Hello, I'm good, everyone, it's really good, it's really good! Butt butt fart, knock da, dong da, poof, dong da da-" Xiaoyu even has its own effect sound.

I have to say that Zhang Xiaoyu's on-the-spot performance is really effective. Even the beasts and third-grade representatives who hugged each other and comforted each other on the stage, they all wanted to die, kill us, God, otherwise, we have to collapse, let's die, the soul is faint. You can't be quiet, 8 can fuck up. This is definitely the voice of the delegates and the beast.

Zhang Xiaoyu swore that he really didn't mean to play the beast on the stage and the third-grade representative, his original intention was good, he also wanted to do good things, but I don't know why, the good thing was done in the end, even Zhang Xiaoyu felt that something was wrong, something went wrong, weird. "Why do people look at me with respect? Did I do anything that people would be respected? Zhang Xiaoyu scanned the surrounding classmates, whether it was a senior brother at the same level, a junior brother, or a senior, everyone was without exception, and they all respected Zhang Xiaoyu very much.

There was even a junior who quietly exchanged his head, "Hey, do you see, that coquettish natural small-white-face, he is the deeply hidden senior S Yu, don't offend him, if Senior S Yu makes us bad, we will be even more miserable than the third-grade representative on the stage." Have you heard?,Senior S Yu,It's one of the seven incredible things in Shengji School Park.。 ”

"What a horrible senior."

"That's it. The senior is really a terrible small-white-faced. I heard,He hooked up with the lovely senior sister of Hebai School Park.,Even the young school sister didn't let go.。 ”

"I really can't see it, Senior S Yu, obviously has a handsome and handsome baby face, but it turns out to be so dark and insidious. People can't look good, my mommy said, people's eyes are the windows of the soul, fake, absolutely fake. Senior S Yu's eyes are so innocent, but I understand how impure his heart is! ”

The surrounding juniors, although their voices were very small, still reached Zhang Xiaoyu's ears. Small-white-face, what's that, are you talking about me? Have I successfully evolved into a small-white-face, Zhang Xiaoyu was in a trance. Forget it, I don't care about others, I'm happy. Zhang Xiaoyu looked calm.

On the podium, the beasts and representatives hugging each other didn't know if they should be separated, a little fresh meat and a strong man hugged each other, feeling weirdly pinched. Why is that? Is it because it's in Shengji Academy?

Our female-rogue-rabbit, this time I have thoroughly seen Zhang Xiaoyu's terrible, what a terrifying little-white-face, female-rogue-hooligan thought to herself. The rabbit-eared mother originally looked down on Zhang Xiaoyu a little, but now she doesn't dare to take Zhang Xiaoyu lightly, otherwise she will be sold by Xiao-White-face, and she is still helping him make carrot porridge.

Unfathomable, female-rogue, a solemn evaluation of the small-white-face.

It's been long overdue.,The chairman of Shengji School Park finally appeared.。

The appearance of the chairman relieved the embarrassment of the beasts and the representatives, and at the behest of the chairman, they left the backstage. The chairman of the board of directors stands in front of the microphone. When others stood there, everyone thought he was standing there, but no one could see what the chairman's face looked like, and even the chairman's height, everyone couldn't judge. When the chairman spoke, everyone thought yes, it was the voice of the chairman, and it had no characteristics, and only when you heard it could you recognize that it was the chairman who was speaking. The chairman is such a terrifying and terrifying and awe-inspiring man.,The man at the top of the food chain of King's Landing Shengji School Park.。

Rabbit Ear Niang, rice grains, also fried hair, rationality, beast-sex, all told sù liu-gang-rabbit, the man on the stage, every word he said was aimed at her, but he was not specifically told to her. He had already seen through her and realized that she was floating above Zhang Xiaoyu's head. Although I can't see what the chairman looks like, Rabbit Ears Niang puts the chairman in the list of the number one dangerous person, the chairman is a hooligan-rabbit, the most tricky man he has encountered in this world, at least so far.

Rabbit Ear Niang, Mi Li originally wanted to leave, but the chairman's gaze passed through the crowd and nailed the hooligan-rabbit to Zhang Xiaoyu's head. Mi Li understands that if she dares to move, the chairman will do something that will scare the women-hooligans.

"Shengji School Park, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I am not in vain. ”

Mi Li comforted herself.

"Rabbit, are you shaking?"

Zhang Xiaoyu asked in a low voice.

"Shhhhhh

"Rabbit, don't pee on top of my head, I don't have that fetish."

"Can you be quiet, no matter what kind of words come out of your mouth, they will be spoiled!"

Mi Li is very angry, and the female-hooligan-hooligan is very angry. The shock brought by the chairman of the board of directors to the rabbit ear girl, Zhang Xiaoyu's words were dissolved. The rice grains are bursting with fire, what a man who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, can't he learn what a girl's heart is? Mi Li was very dissatisfied with Zhang Xiaoyu.

The chairman on the stage also felt the change in the momentum of the rabbit ear girl.

“…… Zhang Xiaoyu is worthy of being the son of a man I value. The chairman subconsciously said vigilantly.