Chinese New Year Short Chapter 2 Chicken Legs
"Boy, boy? Brat! Jin Buchang's loud voice pulled me back from the free state: "Don't think about it, I'll go with you tomorrow Jin Ye, this matter is settled." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
I looked at the little black fat man in front of me, who was tearing the chicken piece by piece, and kept stuffing it in his mouth, and I didn't know how to describe the complex emotions in my heart, and the words that came out of my mouth unnaturally lost a little confidence: "Let's ...... What's the use of going on? ”
Jin didn't even look at me, grabbed another can of beer, and drank it all: "Boy, haven't you figured out the situation yet?" Even if we don't continue to wade in this muddy water, we will already be covered in mud and can't wash it off. ”
I was speechless, fell into silence, my mood fell to the bottom, a heavy feeling of powerlessness spread in my heart, and my whole person became a little depressed......
After being silent for a long time, Jin Buchang licked his greasy fingers, and suddenly a wicked smile hung on the corner of his mouth, breaking the silence: "Boy, do you want to play a game with Jin Ye and me?" ”
I was stunned, I didn't know what he was doing, frowned, and looked at Jin Buchang with doubts: "Playing games?" What game to play? ”
"Don't worry, with your kid's IQ, Jin Ye, I won't play any too complicated games with you. This game is very simple, Jin Ye, I gave it a loud name to the bunker ......" Jin Buchang paused: "En...... Call...... Call ......" frowned and thought.
Seeing this thing thinking so seriously, I was really a little speechless: "It's still loud to the name of the bunker?" No way! You're clearly the right name, aren't you? ”
Jin Buchang ignored my questioning, thought for a few seconds, suddenly slapped his thigh, and shouted excitedly: "It's called a chicken leg game!" ”
"What?!" I opened my mouth wide, and I was so confused that I suspected that I had a hearing problem.
Jin Buchang didn't care about my puzzled eyes and confused expression at this time, as soon as the words fell, he didn't wipe his hands, and directly tore off a whole chicken leg of the roast chicken and handed it to me: "Now enter the first part of the game, the Q&A begins, what is this called?" ”
I didn't say a word, and looked at Jin Buchang with an excited face in a daze, what the hell? This guy can't be sick, right? Is this a game? If this Nima is a game, then it is estimated that even if it is a dementia and stupid group, he will not want to play.
Jin doesn't change or give up, it seems that he has to play this so-called game with me: "Say it quickly, boy, what is this called?" Damn, don't you even know what this thing is called? ”
I shrugged my shoulders, I was already used to the sudden inexplicability of Jin Buchang, and I didn't think much about it, and replied casually: "Chicken legs, can they still be human legs?" ”
Jin Buchang shook the chicken leg in front of me again, obviously this mentally handicapped game is not over yet: "Very good, then move on to the second link, boy, now you have to eat this chicken leg in one bite." ”
I took the big chicken leg that Jin Buchang handed over, I damn it, I didn't wipe my fingers after licking this thing just now, if there is a little infectious disease, I will lose a lot. After hesitating for a moment, he glanced at Jin Buchang, who was looking at me with a hippie smile on the other side, and finally sighed, or did as he said.
But just when he wanted to tear the chicken leg apart, he was stopped by Jin Buchang: "Alas? Boy, what are you doing? If you tear it up, you'll break the rules of the game, don't you understand? Jin Ye, what I said was to eat this chicken leg in one bite, and I couldn't even understand the words? ”
A whole big chicken thigh? Eat it in one bite? What are you kidding, this thing is clearly playing tricks on me, right? I looked at Jin Buchang again, but I saw that he had long since lost his previous hippie smile, and his expression had become that rare seriousness.
After thinking about it for a while, he didn't know what he was doing, so he quipped and refused: "Don't be funny, eat a big chicken leg in one bite?" Are you choking me to death? ”
Jin Buchang didn't think so, and took the chicken leg back from my hand again, and pulled it hard, and the chicken leg was suddenly divided into two sections. Before I could react, one of the chicken legs was handed to me again: "The third part of the game, the Q&A begins, what is this called?" ”
Damn, I'm completely blinded, what kind of bird game is this? Even if you play for the mentally handicapped, the mentally handicapped will definitely dislike this game for the mentally handicapped, and there will be a burst of depression in my heart: "Hey, if you have something to say, just say it directly, don't beat around the bush like this, what is it called, what else can it be called?" ”
Jin Buchang's attitude was very resolute, and he shook the chicken leg in front of me again: "Boy, why are you so inked?" Whatever you ask, you can answer anything, what so much nonsense. ”
I was really completely confused by him, grandma, I spoke around the corner, whether it was your ink or my ink, although I was unhappy, I still replied coldly: "Chicken legs." ”
Sure enough, this mentally handicapped game is not over yet, and next, the half of the chicken leg was forced into my hand by Jin Buchang: "Game link four, boy, I can't choke to death this time, eat it." ”
I sighed, and I was a little helpless against the little black fat man in front of me, so I had to take the chicken leg in front of my mouth, open my mouth and measure it, fortunately, although it was a bit difficult to stuff it all into my mouth, but at least I could stuff it in.
Now, I don't want to talk nonsense anymore, but I want to see what kind of fame Jin Buchang will make, so I didn't hesitate to stuff the chicken leg into my mouth. I have to say that this roast chicken is really good, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, fragrant, after the entrance, it is easy to separate the flesh and bones, no wonder the business is doing so well.
I spit out the bones, and looked at Jin Buchang again, only to see him shake the other half of the chicken leg in front of me: "The last part of the game, the Q&A begins, what is this called?" ”
While chewing on the tender chicken thigh in my mouth, I replied without thinking, "Chicken thighs ......"
"Congratulations, got it right, it's game over, it's called chicken legs." At that moment, I saw Jin Buchang smile inscrutablely.
In an instant, I was struck by lightning, and my mouth chewing chicken stopped, and my thoughts ran through my mind like electricity, making my mind exceptionally clear. It was at that moment that I finally realized the meaning of this quirky game......
I swallowed the chicken in my mouth, lifted a can of beer and drank it all, accompanied by a cold feeling that traveled all over my body, and my mood was comfortable for a while, and then I laughed: "Okay, Jin Ye, it is really a master among the masters, you mean, the whole chicken leg is called chicken leg, and half of the chicken leg is also called chicken leg, but for people who eat chicken legs, if you want to eat the whole chicken leg in one bite, it will definitely not work." If you want to eat it, you have to tear it into two or more portions, and only in this way can you eat the whole chicken leg little by little.
And the mystery in front of us is like this chicken leg, if you want to solve it, it is impossible. Only by breaking down these mysteries and turning them into small mysteries can we solve this ultimate puzzle one by one. So the reason why we didn't get the answer, but got more and more mysteries, is because invisibly, this mystery has been dismantled by us! ”
Jin Buchang's hearty laughter echoed in the room: "Come on, boy, eat it while it's hot, this is a good thing that Jin Ye and I queued for more than half an hour to buy......