"What's wrong?" Zhong Xu stopped and turned his head to look at Zhang Liang, who was scratching his ears and cheeks behind him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Zhang Liang scratched his head and said strangely, "I lost my car!" ”

"Car?" Zhong Xu glanced at the car key in Zhang Liang's hand, paused for a moment, and said with a wry smile, "Is it a black Audi A6L?" The license plate is ....... there's an ugly shark on the hood! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, how do you know?" Zhang Liang looked at Zhong Xu in surprise, and said in his heart, could this kid have eaten the pill of the dead old man and become knowledgeable about the world? It shouldn't be, I ate it too!

In Zhang Liang's surprised eyes, Zhong Xu pointed to the dense crowd on the left, and said helplessly, "If I wasn't blind, your car would be in this family's yard." After saying that, he turned around and walked straight along the road to himself.

Zhang Liang half-convinced and walked outside the crowd, stretched his neck to see, don't say, this kid is a god, his car is really here. Last night, because he was worried about Zhong Xu's comfort, Zhang Liang forgot about whose yard the car drove to. Seeing that the car was here, Zhang Liang pulled away from the onlookers outside and squeezed in, just took out the key and suddenly found an old man sitting in the yard, holding a stick in his hand, pointing to his car and saying angrily, "Dog Ridi, which rotten baby parked the car in my yard dam, my tractor can't get out, and I can't get in, so that all the food in the cart is drenched in the rain and ruined, so I know that I must break his legs!" ”

Zhong Xu looked around left and right, looking at the old man's angry appearance and the thick stick in his hand, he hurriedly stuffed the car keys in his hand into his pocket, and shrunk his head to run. Unexpectedly, as soon as he exited the crowd, Zhong Xu didn't know when he walked back again, dragging a deformed bicycle in his hand. Seeing Zhang Liang retreat, Zhong Xu glanced at the crowd and pointed to the Audi car parked in the yard, and asked strangely, "What are you doing here, don't you want the car?" I also said help me pull the bike back! ”

Zhong Xu's words were not loud or small, but they were still heard by the villagers standing not far away. Zhang Liang secretly said that it was not good, and the girl ran away, leaving Zhong Xu, who was full of confusion, standing in place with his bicycle on his hand.

The old man in the yard saw Zhang Liang running away, rushed out and grabbed Zhong Xu, who was stunned, and angrily pointed to the Audi car in the yard and said angrily, "Doll, do you recognize the driver of this car?" ”

"Count yourself aware, what's wrong?"

"He blocked the car in front of my house, and the car that was harming Lao Tzu couldn't get in, and it rained heavily this morning, and all the grain of a tractor collapsed, what do you say!" After the old man finished speaking, the surrounding villagers gathered around, chattering and arguing with the old man, and even directly snatched the bicycle in Zhong Xu's hand and the mobile phone in his pocket that had already run out of power, saying that Zhong Xu had to call Zhang Liang back before letting her go.

Zhong Xu glanced at his watch and sighed. It seemed that he couldn't catch up with his theory class in the morning, so he shrugged his shoulders and said, "Uncle, his car blocked your door, what's the use of you detaining me here, you see that kid runs faster than a rabbit, do you think he looks like someone who can come back for me?" ”

The old man pondered for a while, and felt that what Zhong Xu said made some sense, as soon as he said that the car was his, the doll threw down his friend and ran away, how could such a person come back. But a few thousand dollars of your own food for a cart is just like that?

Zhong Xu's eyes rolled, and he whispered to the old man with a wicked smile, "Old man, don't get angry, this car in your yard is not cheap, you can even dismantle and sell iron, I want you to find a few guys to save this car, maybe you can change a tractor." ”

"It's not right, it's not right. My food is not as expensive as other people's cars, and if I really dismantle someone's doll, I will not have to pay for my death. The old man shook his hand as he spoke. After a while, the old man sighed and took the mobile phone in the villager's hand and said, "In this way, I will let you go, you tell the doll, I don't want him to compensate, it's okay to call him to apologize to me." ”

"This should be fine, I'll pass it on!" Zhong Xu took the mobile phone and broken bicycle handed over by the old man and walked out of the crowd, pushing the bicycle that was about to fall apart.

After struggling to shake the broken bicycle that was about to fall off for an hour, Zhong Xu finally walked out of the urban-rural junction, and saw the bus stop and public bicycle pick-up place not far from the intersection.

Stuck the bicycle in his hand at the bicycle pick-up place, Zhong Xu turned around and took out the crumpled two yuan from his pocket and jumped on the special bus that had just arrived at the station.

When he arrived at the school, it was already past one o'clock in the afternoon, Zhong Xu went to the cafeteria to eat some cold buns and leftovers, and hurried back to the dormitory to get information. As soon as he walked to the door of the dormitory, Zhong Xu felt that there was a strange sound in the dormitory. As soon as he opened the door suddenly, Zhong Xu was directly stunned.

On the bed in the corner of the wall on the east side of the dormitory, two white flowers and something are frantically entangled at the moment. Seeing Zhong Xu suddenly open the door and come in, the two of them screamed and pulled the quilt to cover themselves.

Zhong Xu walked into the dormitory and closed the door with his backhand, walked to the side of the bed with a shocked face and stared at the two people on the bed, lifted the quilt with angry eyes, and pulled up a white and fat boy on the bed and said angrily, "Dead fat, this TM is my bed!" ”

"Zhong Xu, let go first, I'll explain to you!" The fat man wrenched Zhong Xu's hand away from his neck, took the clothes scattered on the side and threw them to the girl on the bed, and he began to quickly put on his body, crying and saying with a sad face, "Master Xu, I have a brain worm for a while, I don't look at the place, you adults don't care about villains, I will change your set of things in class in the afternoon, okay!" ”

"Fuck you, you're SB, aren't you?" Zhong Xu glared, grabbed the water cup on the desk and smashed it. The fat man shrank his head, and the cup "clicked" and smashed on the wall behind the fat man, shattering into countless fast.

Seeing Zhong Xu really do it, the fat man knew that Zhong Xu was really angry. turned around and pulled aside the girl who had just been dressed, took out two hundred yuan and stuffed it into the girl, and said in a low voice, "Give you fifty more, let's go quickly!" ”

Zhong Xu stared at the girl leaving, pointed to his bed and said in surprise, "I thought which senior girl you seduced, you dare to order takeout in my bed?" ”

The fat man took out a cigarette and handed it to Zhong Xu, took out a lighter and hurriedly lit it for Zhong Xu, and the hippie smiling detour Zhong Xu pinched Zhong Xu's shoulder behind his back and smiled, "Master Xu, don't be angry, don't be angry." I already know that I was wrong, and if I do it again in the future, you can't interrupt me! ”

"Your thing is broken if you don't fight, get out of the way!" Zhong Xu shook off the fat man's hand, got up and snuffed out the cigarette in his hand, walked to the desk, picked up the books and record books needed for the afternoon practice class, looked at the time, rubbed his sore and tired eyes, glared at the fat man, opened the door and walked out.

As soon as Zhong Xu left, the fat man collapsed on the chair all of a sudden, lowered his head and stared at his crotch and sighed, "Brother, it's okay now, I've saved up cigarette money for a few days, and it's over before it starts......"