The weather in Guiyang has become hot unconsciously, and the weather that should have been cool and swishing is now all warm.

Standing outside the airport, I stretched comfortably with a smile on my face.

"I'll take my brother and them to the hotel first, and just come out and have a meal together in the evening." Little Buddha said to me, limping and pushing the master in a wheelchair in the direction of the taxi on the left.

The little Buddha is still the same, even if his feet hurt, he will not let people walk with him, let alone use a wheelchair and a cane.

Hai Dongqing understands this very well, he said, he understands the pride of the little Buddha.

I have to say that the master is still the master, his lethality is beyond our imagination, I thought that Shanghai Dongqing and Little Buddha could hook up with a few flight attendants on the plane, but one of them had a bad temper and yelled at people, and the other was cold-tempered and ignored everyone.

In the end, those stewardesses seemed to have fallen in love with the master together, no way, who called the master to be angry and elegant, I didn't see the master smile so gently, can these stewardesses not be seduced?

It is estimated that if it weren't for the little Buddha who had been staring at them, maybe someone would have to confess to the master and play a private life.

It's awesome for people to be handsome, and even being lame can make people ignore it, this world of looking at faces is really a little helpless.

"Zhou Yan?"

"Are you willing to call me?"

"I'm with the birdman in Guiyang." I didn't talk to him, laughed and said, "Call Uncle Fat and Xiao An to the wreath shop, everything is settled, let's have dinner in the evening." ”

"What did you say?" Zhou Yan probably thought he was dreaming, but he muttered on the other end of the phone: "I woke up this morning, how do I feel that I heard it wrong?"

"You say it again?" Zhou Yan said to me.

"Damn, call all the people over for dinner at night." I said angrily: "By the way, I remember that the crayfish over there are good, remember to bring me more when you come." ”

"What the fuck?" Zhou Yan was surprised, and asked me in disbelief: "Is it really solved?" ”

"Isn't this nonsense, or I can have a meal with you?" I reluctantly said that when I saw him chattering on the other end of the phone and was about to start questioning again, I immediately pretended that the signal was not good and hung up the phone in a hurry.

After I went to pick up the consignment cat, I summoned a taxi and took Shanghai Dongqing straight to the wreath shop.

Looking at the familiar scenery on the street, the smile on my face grew brighter and brighter, and I just felt that I had not been so happy in a long time.

Maybe it's really true, the wanderer's return home is the happiest thing in the world.

"Meow~~" The cat is still disobedient and making noise on my chest, pulling my collar with his hand for a while, and rubbing his head against my neck very obediently for a while, which is completely in a state of schizophrenia.

As a last resort, I could only lead to trouble and throw it directly on Hai Dongqing's body.

Seeing that Hai Dongqing was about to look at it with a resentful face, I hurriedly turned my head away and changed the topic: "Birdman, why do you think the Big Buddha went to Little Buddha's city?" ”

"I didn't ask about that." Seeing that I was on topic, Hai Dongqing also frowned and said solemnly.

At the level of my topic transfer, Hai Dongqing's IQ should not be overwhelmed in front of me, I thought about it with a smile, and said in my mouth: "Master told me that the little Buddha asked the big Buddha, and said that it was a coincidence, do you believe it?" ”

"Faith." Hai Dongqing nodded.

"I don't believe this, do you believe it?" I shook my head helplessly: "It seems that your IQ is really lowered by Little Forla." ”

"Intuition." Hai Dongqing shrugged his shoulders noncommittally, hugged the cat, turned his head to look at Lu Jing in a daze, and didn't speak for a long time.

In fact, I didn't know at the time, Hai Dongqing's intuition was really accurate.

The Big Buddha is indeed not for the Little Buddha and they are going, to be precise, he was ready to transfer his position from the coastal city to the Little Buddha and their city, saying that he wanted to open up commodity routes, not for the Little Buddha they only arrived in this city.

It was not long before the departure that the Big Buddha knew that the Little Buddha, the Master, these two people were in the city they were about to go to.

Having said that, this time our departure seemed to be unusually smooth, and we did not encounter any difficulties or obstacles at all.

When we heard the news of our departure, it seemed that everyone was silent.

The big Buddha didn't move, just made a phone call to the little Buddha and wished him a smooth journey.

As for the people on the white road, they didn't even react, they didn't even let out a fart, and they let us leave the city easily.

"Young man, we're here."

The driver suddenly called me out of my daze.

"Oh thank you," I said, handing the fare to the driver, pulling open the door and getting out of the car.

Hai Dongqing followed without saying a word, standing behind me with the cat in his arms, and like me, he looked at the door of the wreath shop in front of him blankly.

How long has it been since you came back?

This time I'm finally home, damn it!! Got home!!

"Let's go, go in and clean up." I said, secretly lowered my head, and wiped my eyes when Hai Dongqing didn't notice, only to feel that my nose was sour.

"It's been a long time since this house has been cleaned, and you might have to eat dust if you go in." Hai Dongqing made an objective comment, and it is estimated that he remembered my lazy nature in the past.

When I was the small owner of the wreath shop, it was messy enough, and no one went in to help clean up during the days when we weren't there, and I'm afraid it was dirtier than when I was there, not to mention messy, at least the dust had fallen all over the place.

Pulling out the key I had always had with me, I walked to the side door and inserted the key into the rusty, worn-out lock.

With a click, the door opened.

When I saw the scene inside, I admit that I was so frightened that I couldn't believe it was inside

"What's going on? Haunted, huh? Hai Dongqing said in surprise.

"I don't know" I frowned, looked at the corridor that had been cleaned inside, shook my head, and walked in with Hai Dongqing.

The hall was still dark, the lights weren't on, but a little light was letting in through the cracks in the shutters, barely enough to make a clear view of the scene.

The tables and chairs are neatly arranged, and it seems that the dust that should not be visible in any one place, which does not look like it has not been cleaned for a long time.

Just as I was scanning the hall in confusion, I felt a familiar figure rush out from behind the counter and run to me without saying a word, and before I could react, he was already hugging my waist.

"Big Brother"

Listening to this immature shout, my expression froze for a moment, and then I squatted down with a wry smile and hugged him tightly.

Xiao An has grown up, a head taller than when I left, and his body is strong.

But why hasn't your little bastard's crying problem changed?!

Feeling the wetness coming from my shoulder, and then hearing Xiao An's obviously suppressed cry, I couldn't help but pat him on the back: "Little guy, don't cry, how can a big man cry casually?!" ”

"Big brother, I miss you so much" Xiao An kept trembling, and her childish cry was particularly poignant: "I'm afraid you won't come back, I'm afraid you won't want Xiao An"

", you kid is so sensible, why don't I want you?" I laughed and comforted him, trying to hide my own shaky voice.

"Have you studied what your big brother taught you during this time?"

"I've learned a lot" Xiao An is really a child, and when he heard me turn the topic to this, he immediately began to offer treasures.

"What have you learned?" I asked him playfully.

"It's the one who made the corpse jump up, Brother Zhou Yan took me to their morgue, and I performed for him." Xiao An's words gave me the heart to kill Zhou Yan.

This grandson is so idle, isn't he?! The feeling is to chase the corpse as a magic trick?! It's still performative?!

"It's a quick learner, and it's promising." I patted Ann on the head and smiled stiffly.

Xiao An's kid is really talented, and he seems to be very fast at learning these things.

Some people will surely be confused.

How can these seemingly esoteric skills be easily learned by a child?

In fact, anyone can learn these skills, really, I don't dare to say anything about other sects, but in the context of Xiangxi, the so-called meditation and pranayama and so on are all nonsense.

Self-cultivation, longevity and longevity.

Subdue demons and subdue demons, exorcise evil spirits and suppress evil.

These are two different things, and they can't be confused, and the reason why some knowledgeable people will make their skills very mysterious, and they have to meditate and pranayama to get some kind of bullshit before drawing talismans, that is, they are playing mysterious.

Only when people don't understand, don't understand, and think that your thing is complicated, then others will think you are awesome.

Something really realistic is much simpler, and it's not a joke.

In my opinion, the so-called metaphysics is actually another kind of science, a science that everyone can know, but in a way, it can't be everyone.

After all, let's use an analogy.

If you know a great skill, will you teach it to others casually?

This is simple human nature, but also the purest human nature, no one can avoid it.

"Xiao An, why are you here alone?" I picked up Xiao An and pushed his head against his head, until Xiao An covered his head and shouted in pain, looking at me angrily, as if I had bullied him.

"Who told you he's the only one here?" Zhou Yan's voice rang out from behind the counter: "Isn't this going to surprise you?" Uncle Fat will arrive in a while, so we'll come over first. ”

Looking at the person who slowly stood up straight, Hai Dongqing opened his mouth with a complicated expression, but he didn't say anything.

I put Xiao An down, hesitated for a moment, walked over, and stretched out my hand to him.

Seeing that I was going to shake hands with him amicably, with a snap, Zhou Yan pulled away my hand with his palm, and then came over and gave me a bear hug tightly.

"Damn, when are you still playing with these things?"

"You don't blame me?"

"Blame, I don't just blame you, I hate you." Zhou Yan said, lifted the two plastic bags under the counter, and put them on the counter, which contained several bottles of liquor.

"That's why I'm going to drink you to death today." Zhou Yan said viciously, his expression was a little complicated.

I wanted to say something, but I didn't know what to say when the words came to my lips, and I just felt my eyes red.

"Damn, I can't kill you today." Zhou Yan patted me on the shoulder.

"Thank you" I lowered my head and whispered, "We're still brothers, right?" ”

Zhou Yan turned his head away and said angrily, "Who wants to be a brother with a fool like you?" ”

"Fuck, you're stupid." I laughed.