Since the agate earrings have passed, the fourth aunt (Aunt Zhuyou in the agate earrings) has often called us to invite us to sit with her, helplessly riddled with trivial matters, one after another, and has not been able to spare time to visit the fourth aunt again, and often muttered to Brother Cao in private, Brother Cao is also very helpless, after all, they all live in reality, and they have to be busy with dressing and eating. After a long time, coupled with the frequent invitations of the fourth aunt, I always feel that I can't live with others.

Suddenly, one day, the fourth aunt called, "Jia Shu, are you busy?" The fourth aunt asked, "Fourth aunt, it's okay lately, what's the matter?" As soon as I heard that it was the fourth aunt, I felt a little guilty, so I hurriedly asked, "If you have time, come and see the fourth aunt, the fourth aunt is not feeling good these days." cough" After speaking, the fourth aunt coughed a few times, "Fourth aunt, are you okay?" I asked with concern, "It's not a big deal, it's just that I'm old." The fourth aunt said with emotion, "I'll go to see you tomorrow." "I finally made up my mind to put aside my trivial matters and visit my fourth aunt." If you're too busy, don't come here, I'm fine, I just miss you. ”

The words of the fourth aunt made me feel very uncomfortable, after all, the other party is also my elder, although there is no relatives and no reason, but people can think about me like this junior, I think I am really ignorant. Ay! People, I don't know what I'm busy with all day, dealing with all kinds of trivial things all day long, and letting myself ignore the people in my life who care about and love me, and it's helpless to think about it. I often say to myself, ride a bicycle slowly, see all the spring flowers, summer rain, autumn leaves, winter snow, do not miss every scenery in life, indeed, the beautiful scenery is not pulled down, but unfortunately I always ignore those who really care about me, love me, help me, bless me people, ashamed, ashamed!

"Brother Cao, I'll go to the fourth aunt's side tomorrow, you help look at the store, and call me if you have something." After hanging up the phone, I asked Lao Cao what he meant. "I should have gone to see it a long time ago, the fourth aunt is a good person, since our brothers came back to the present, how many calls have the fourth aunt made, and we always have something to call someone. We've done a bit too much about this, you go ahead, buy more things, you don't have to worry about the store here. Brother Cao also said to me guiltily, "That's okay, let's go take a bath together at night, clean and clean, the ancients said that it was incense to bathe, before I left, spray some perfume, it is a little meaningful." I began to be poor with Brother Cao again, "Take a bath, don't spray me with perfume, save your sister-in-law and go back and scratch me." Brother Cao replied to me with a smile.

In the afternoon of that day, there was nothing to say, and in the evening Brother Cao and I went to a public bath near the feng shui shop. The bath is quite clean, there is no rest hall in it, so there are no miscellaneous things, everything else is very good, but there is a more serious thing.

After the two of us finished taking a bath, we were taking a bath under the shower head, and we saw a chubby uncle on the bathing table, "Teng", jumped up, and gave the bath master a stunned, "Stomach hurts, stomach hurts." "Shouting as he ran to the bathroom in the bath (the toilet was in the bathroom room). This uncle should have been lying flat just now, probably because the master who was scrubbing the bath pressed his stomach, but the thing was holding his stomach with one hand and his buttocks with the other, and he didn't wear slippers, so he began to go to the toilet at a trot.

I felt very bad at the time, so I pulled Brother Cao to move to the door, Brother Cao looked at me in wonder, after all, we were bathing in one body, at this moment, I heard a "bang-poof" sound, the uncle's chrysanthemum near the spray of a yellow mist out, and then look at the uncle next to the buddy recently, half stretched the body is yellow, wait for the two of us to look at the "forehead drop god, vomit" is all poop.

That's not all, I don't know what this uncle eats, that smell, hey, I'll go, I quickly rushed down under the shower, grabbed the bath basket and ran out of the door. As a result, it didn't matter if I ran, those who took a shower and soaked in a big pool were like ghosts, and ran out with me.

The most disturbing thing is that it is still behind, the buddy who was sprayed with poop actually looked down at his body, then touched it, put it under his nose and smelled it, and then vomited and began to vomit. I glanced at the buddy, and said to Brother Cao as I ran, "That buddy eats absolutely spicy tang at night, look at the vegetable leaves, the white is instant noodles" "Are you disgusting." Brother Cao seemed to be a little sick to his stomach, so he quickly blocked what I was going to say and rushed out with me.

How else to say that I'm a good person, it's not interesting to think about it, I'll give you a chemistry lesson, so I raised my voice and said loudly to Brother Cao: "The chemistry teacher said that the reason why poop smells bad is because the molecules of poop enter our mouth, nose and other parts, so it is equivalent to smelling the smell is eating poop ^-^" "Shut up for me." "Before I finished speaking, Brother Cao was about to vomit, I'm so happy. When the people inside heard my words, most of them quickened their pace and rushed out, and those who were bathing in the big pool were even busier and didn't wear their shoes, and began to run out with us with their bare feet.

can be regarded as running out, I looked at the people around me, this makes me happy, Brother Cao is wearing a bath, there are also people who wash their hair and wash half of it, and the kind of people who soak in a big pool and have a red body, hanging a mud ball, in short, it is strange. Anyway, I washed it quite cleanly, but in order to avoid that smell, I opened my closet, took out the cigarette in my clothes, lit one myself, and lit one for Brother Cao. Because I was in such a hurry, no one else came out with the key to the closet, so I could only watch the two of us smoke, giving them a gluttony, which satisfied my vanity a little.

"Brother, will you smoke a cigarette?" Finally, someone in the crowd couldn't help it and began to ask me for a cigarette. "Guys take it and smoke it." I took out the cigarette case and shared it with everyone. “xiexie，xiexie，xiexie。” In the sound of everyone's thanks, I once again felt two words - comfortable.

Just when everyone was smoking, they listened to the "poof, poof!" inside. The uncle's chrysanthemum actually spewed out a spinach leaf, green, "Hey, hey, there are tooth marks." And the eyes of the haode man added. The guy inside didn't even have the strength to scold the uncle, and after staying away from the uncle, he hurriedly took a shower at that one. "Don't go into the big pool either, or you'll have to change the water." The master who was scrubbing the bath shouted at the two people inside.

"Brother Cao, hurry up and rush to Chongchong, the smell will be even bigger in a while." I persuaded Lao Cao to quickly flush out the bath, Brother Cao looked at me tangledly, then took a hard puff of cigarette, held his breath, and rushed into the bath. Looking at Brother Cao's helpless appearance, this makes me feel embarrassed, hehe, I'm too bad.

to be continued