Chapter 61: Jokes

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Wang Yuanzhi is a disciple of Tao Hongjing, the ancestor of Maoshan origin, and can also be regarded as one of the ancestors of Maoshan Dao, but this name is quite unfamiliar to Jing Tian, so he couldn't get the right name for a while.

Without waiting for Jing Tian to think deeply, the name reported by the irascible old Taoist really made him stunned.

"Unfilial descendants, pass on the disciple of Zhangfeng Ning Daoqi, knock to see the Dao Ancestor!" The irascible old man spoke in a deferential tone, bowing down and reporting his name at the same time.

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Jing Tian stared at Ning Daoqi's bun and didn't make a sound for a long time, Wang Yuanzhi couldn't help but worry when he saw this.

In Wang Yuanzhi's opinion, Jing Tian must have deduced something from his senior brother's Dao number, so Ning Daoqi's previous mistakes may have entered the eyes of Jing Tian, the Dao Ancestor.

Seeing this, Wang Yuanzhi didn't care if he was rude, so he hurriedly bowed to the ground and exclaimed: "Disciple be brave, ask Dao Ancestor to save Senior Brother." ”

Jing Tian came back to his senses, and couldn't help but glance at Ning Daoqi, who didn't get up, again, and then said slowly: "Get up and speak." ”

"The disciple obeys." Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi straightened up again.

"Dao Ancestor, Senior Brother was harmed by Hu Evil, and I begged Dao Ancestor to relieve the curse for Senior Brother." Wang Yuanzhi said with a sigh.

"Oh?" Jing Tian looked at Ning Daoqi, his divine sense was released, and he swept it over the other party, but even his eyebrows frowned.

"Seeds of will? Someone actually planted a ban in their brains? Jing Tian looked at Ning Daoqi with some dissatisfaction and said, "How did you practice?" ”

Ning Daoqiyan's face was full of guilt when he heard this, and he was ashamed to speak.

Wang Yuanzhi was secretly happy in his heart, because he saw that Jing Tian had no intention of being angry, so he hurriedly continued to explain on his behalf: "Dao Ancestor Rongyu, but Senior Brother had to have it, but without investigation, he fell for Hu Xie's plot!" ”

Jing Tian thought about it when he heard this, and at the same time made a calculation with his right hand, combined with all the signs in the original book, he soon guessed the reason.

Putting down his right hand, Jing Tian's face was even more unkind, and he said in a rather cold tone: "A good 'Emperor Stepping Peak', a good Cihang Jingzhai." ”

"Dao Ancestor is merciful!" Wang Yuanzhi secretly thought, 'Dao Ancestor has really arrived', and hurriedly bowed down again.

"The disciple is not filial!" Ning Daoqi also bowed, and his tone was sad and indignant: "I was actually controlled by that group of 'mothers and prostitutes', and I lost my Taoist face!" Seek the Ancestor to give punishment ......"

"Let's talk about it." Jing Tian's sleeves waved lightly, causing Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi to straighten up involuntarily.

The eyes of the two of them lit up with surprise, you must know that they were the 'Great Grandmaster' cultivators in the world, but in front of Jing Tian, they couldn't even stop a light wave of their sleeves.

cheered in their hearts, but after all, the two of them had lived for so many years, and of course they were able to restrain their emotions, so they did not show exaggerated expressions except for their faces becoming more ruddy.

"Dao Ancestor Rongyu." This time, it was Ning Daoqi who spoke, pinching the Dao seal with both hands, and said with guilt on his face: "Back then, in order to get rid of the predicament of my Taoism, the disciple wanted to detect the reality of the Hu evil, so he went to the 'Emperor Stepping Peak' to take a look at its supreme sword codex. I never thought that in that sword codex, there was actually a 'great master's will hidden. ”

Speaking of this, Ning Daoqi couldn't help but grit his teeth fiercely, and gasped indignantly, before he continued: "Although the disciple extinguished that will, he also lost both, and was carved a forbidden seed in his own martial will!" ”

While Ning Daoqi was telling, Jing Tian was also observing the 'forbidden seed' in the other party's mind, and at this time he had already understood its principle, so he answered: "But since then, you have been controlled by the same technique as that sword codex, right?" ”

"Dao Ancestor Mingcha!" Ning Daoqi nodded vigorously, his expression was ashamed and angry, as if he roared, and said: "Normally, the will of a disciple's martial arts has no effect, but those who cultivate the 'Cihang Sword Codex' can damage the disciple's Dao heart!" If it weren't for the crisis of my Daomen, the disciple would have cut himself off and apologized for his sins with death! ”

"Look at you, there is a lot of karma entangled." Jing Tian squinted slightly: "Then after that, what did you do that they coerced?" ”

"......" Ning Daoqi was silent, then he gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Woe, chaos, heaven, and bottom!" ”

"Huh?" Jing Tian's nasal voice is raised.

"Dao Ancestor Rongyu!" Seeing this, Wang Yuan hurriedly interjected and explained: "Senior brother's words are exaggerated, he was only persecuted by that group of demons and obstructed the two Eastern Crusades of today!" ”

Ning Daoqi, who was afraid of blaming himself, would say something nonsense, so Wang Yuanzhi hurriedly continued to explain: "When the son wants to conquer Goryeo today, the most difficult thing is that Goryeo has a great kendo master in charge. Originally, there was a master master in the court who could restrain him, but that master was from a bad background, he was the heir of a hundred families of princes, and the incarnation of the leader of the demon sect in the world. ”

Speaking of this in one breath, Wang Yuanzhi changed his tone and slowed down: "Therefore, Hu Xie persecuted Senior Brother, and when the Son of Heaven went on two expeditions, Senior Brother had to rush to hunt down and kill that master, and even said that this was the righteousness of destroying demons. However, in fact, it was just to obstruct the imperial court's crusade! Let the Goryeo Grandmaster, who has no opponent, rush to the army and kill the generals at any time......"

"Shi Zhixuan......" Jing Tian suddenly came over.

"Dao Ancestor God Count!" Wang Yuanzhi was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly admired and bowed again.

Jing Tian frowned again, and then looked at the resentful Ning Daoqi: "According to my calculations, the dynasty has the fortune of three Eastern Crusades. ”

"Dao Ancestor God Count." Ning Daoqi nodded: "Fang Cai, it was that group of prostitutes and maids who passed the book again, saying that when the three expeditions of the dynasty were imminent, let me go out of the mountain again to hunt down Shi Zhixuan who was hiding in the court......"

"If I don't come out, what do you care?" Jing Tian asked.

"Hui Daozu." Ning Daoqi sighed slightly: "Now that the Dao Sect is weak, the disciples dare not easily exterminate themselves, so they have to keep their sinful bodies, and while doing perfunctory things to Hu Evil, they want to use a plan to 'kill' Hu Evil with all Taoist friends. ”

After Ning Daoqi finished speaking, he explained: "Today's imperial court does not see the trend of continuation, and the world is in turmoil again. Our disciples estimate that the world may change to a new dynasty. In this way, the new dynasty will be very taboo against the cult of Hu Xie, its power to control the world, and the power that it can assign to Taoism. ”

"It's also a mid-range strategy." Jing Tian nodded slowly, approving in his heart.

After all, history is there, since Li Tang opened a new dynasty, didn't he immediately suppress Buddhism and revive the Tao, and even worshiped Lao Tzu as his ancestor and regarded himself as a descendant of Lao Tzu.

"Buddha...... Jing Tian sighed lightly, shook his head again and again, and his heart was even more evil.

Let's start from the beginning, Hoover entered the Central Plains in the Han Dynasty, but at that time it was not recognized by the world at all, and there was nothing to say about Buddhism's invisibility and lurking.

However, after the Wei and Jin dynasties, Buddhism suddenly flourished from the troubled times, recruiting disciples all over the world, and confusing believers with teachings, so that the descendants of the Han Dynasty lost their blood in their hearts.

In this way, in the face of the chaotic situation of the Five Hu and Sixteen Kingdoms, no one has stood up against those Hu people for more than a hundred years. As a result, the Han people in the world were once reduced to 'two-legged sheep'.

At that time, the Han people were treated as slaves by the Hu people in peacetime, and as livestock in wartime. It can transport supplies and be used as military rations, and its bodies have been turned into boiled meat in a pot for men, women and children......

After the stability of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the Northern Wei Dynasty and the Northern Zhou Dynasty were afraid that their subjects would also be bewitched and bloodless, so they destroyed Buddhism twice, which finally made Buddhism converge a lot.

After the establishment of the Sui Dynasty, the world was peaceful, and the Han people regained their rest. However, Buddhism was ready to move again, and after not seeing that the imperial court had plans to destroy Buddhism, it immediately re-emerged from the mountain.

In the world of Kyushu, Buddhism regained its profession and bewitched the people to collect money wildly, while building buildings everywhere.

It is not a production, but the temple is built to be splendid.

After many years, there are almost no wooden Buddha statues in the temples of the world, and almost all of them are gilded with gold lacquer, regardless of size. What's more, the Buddha statue is simply made of gold......

During the Sui Dynasty, the Han people gradually recovered from their wounds, but they were looted by Hoover, which suddenly made all the people in the world difficult again.

The people had no money and food in their hands, so they could only rely on the family to make a living, and in this way, the family gradually began to become stronger. Until the last royal family at the end of the Sui Dynasty, almost all the family lords in various places were full-fledged, and they became perfunctory to the Sui court.

Then, Yang Guang was 'in a hurry' and made big moves one after another, and the reform threatened the interests of the family's gate valve.

Of course, the families couldn't let Yang Guang continue to 'mess around', and suddenly all kinds of dirty water was splashed on Yang Guang, and finally the world was chaotic again.

Li Tang Liguo, as the inheritor of Yang Guang's exploits, naturally discovered the dirt of Buddhism and recognized the face of Buddhism as the source of the troubled times.

However, at the beginning of the new dynasty, Li Tang had to deal with the head and tail of the family on the one hand, and the Turkic threat on the other, so he could only suppress the matter of dealing with Buddhism.

However, Li Tang worshiped his ancestor Laozi, elevated the status of Taoism in the world, and encouraged Taoism to suppress Buddhism, which gradually suppressed the momentum of Buddhism.

Originally, Li Tang had suppressed Buddhism to the point where it was necessary to improve its reputation with 'Xuanzang's quest for scriptures' and 'Jianzhen Dongdu', but he never thought that another Wu Zetian would appear.

Wu Zetian greatly promoted Buddhism, and then the results speak for themselves.

Although the 'Tang Wuzong' destroyed the Buddha again, all the people in the world have been swept clean by Buddhism again, and the signs of the troubled times reappeared, and soon, the Tang Dynasty was destroyed.

After the Song Dynasty, it also began to suppress the Buddha and rejuvenate the Tao, and at the end of the Song Dynasty, the Buddha was wantonly revived and the country was destroyed.

Yuan, with the help of Tibetan Buddhism, the Han people were almost wiped out.

Ming, although Buddhism has been planned, it is only for the balance of Buddhism and Taoism, and it has not been suppressed. From the common people to the bureaucracy, they are all proud to study Buddhism and make new theories.

As a result, even officials do not do their jobs.

Although the Zhu Emperor has a high festival of 'no harmony, no compensation, no land, no tribute, the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies', but only the king is powerless to return to heaven.

Even the Manchu Qing Dynasty simply promoted Buddhism from the beginning, until Cixi, who called herself 'Lafayette'. There is no need to say more about the details and the rest of the matter.

Throughout history, this 'Buddha' is really interesting.

Indignant nonsense, all monarchs should laugh or ponder...... I'm afraid to go......

Then again.

Let's say that Jing Tian smoothed 'Buddhism' in his mind, and as a result, his emotions in his heart were even worse.

Do you say that the Chinese Hermes-Epitek does not have its own beliefs? Do you have to believe in Buddhism?

Actually, no, the people of China have faith, but! What we believe in is our ancestors, it is Yanhuang! This faith is too heavy to be spoken.

Therefore, the people of China can only take a step back and preach Buddha.

However, Taoism is too cold, since history, Taoism has always been outside the world, no matter what the world is, don't bother me to become an immortal and get the Tao, how can I have the heart to enter the world to spread the doctrine and educate the people......

Okay, stop, let's talk about it again.

Jing Tian pondered this kung fu, Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi didn't dare to make a sound, and even their breathing was carefully suppressed.

It wasn't until they saw Jing Tian come back to their senses that the two of them slowly exhaled softly.

"Ning Dodge." Jing Tian said indifferently.

"The disciple is here." Ning Daoqi straightened up.

"Have your plans changed this time? And even if you lose your peace? Jing Tian asked.

"Hui Daozu." Ning Daoqi nodded: "This time to obstruct the Eastern Crusade plan, it is indeed different from the previous two times. However, Hu Xie saw that his disciples were perfunctory twice, and this time he decided to send the 'Four Great Holy Monks' to accompany his disciples, and he must kill Shi Zhixuan and attack him! ”

"It's not good to keep releasing water, that's why you're so angry." Jing Tian nodded, and then raised his hand and said, "Come here." ”

"Dao Ancestor is merciful!" Ning Daoqi's eyes lit up, suppressed his excitement, and walked to Jing Tian on his knees, his face full of eagerness.

"Hmph, martial will, sword heart is clear, isn't it my way of Huaxia? At the beginning, Mozi Yuanzong personally proclaimed it in front of me. Jing Tian looked at Ning Daoqi's head, and snorted softly: "When did it become something of their Buddhist family." ”

When the words fell, Jing Tian raised his palm and slapped Ning Daoqi's head.

Syllable!

There was a soft crisp sound, and the next moment, a slight fluctuation suddenly flew out from the back of Ning Daoqi's head.

Jing Tian raised his hand and made a move, holding his five fingers virtually, and then closing his five fingers completely.

A Devil May Cry scream rang out, echoing through the hall for a brief moment, then silent.

"This is ......," Wang Yuanzhi exclaimed.

"What a Buddhist sect in the dog and fly camp, and a good 'dini' who founded a sect." Jing Tian said sarcastically: "Such a will seed, what a 'Dao Heart Seed Demon'. ”

"Dao Heart Cultivator!?" After perceiving his martial will, Ning Daoqi finally came back to his senses from the surprise, and exclaimed when he heard the words: "Isn't this the Demon Gate Supreme Technique?" ”

"Oh? The heirs of the hundreds of schools of thought can sort out such as this way, but it is also worthy of praise. Jing Tian's expression was light, and his tone was equally light.

"Disciple thanks Daozu for the grace of rebirth!" Ning Daoqi saw that Jing Tian didn't mean to say it deeply, and immediately kowtowed to thank him.

"Stand up." Jing Tian nodded slightly: "Since I was born at this time, then it's good to meddle in some things." ”

"The disciple will never give up! Please Dao Ancestor! Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi had already gotten up halfway, but when they heard what Jing Tian said, they immediately bowed down again, and their faces were excited and full of anticipation.

Jing Tian flipped his palm, took out two 'Longevity Pills' from the space, pushed his hand away, and suspended the two ammunition in front of the two.

"If you take this pill, you can increase your life for 60 years." Jing Tian instructed.

Wang Yuanzhi and Ning Daoqi raised their heads in surprise, and immediately saw the pill in front of them, and hurriedly kowtowed again, only then did they reach out tremblingly and grab the ammunition and put it in their mouths.

"Wang Yuanzhi." Jing Tian raised his finger and said: "I respect the Dao Technique for you, and go to reorganize the Dao Gate and carry it forward." ”

"Disciple obeys!" Wang Yuanzhi didn't care about perceiving the extra information in his head, so he immediately shouted loudly and kowtowed to the ground with a 'bang'.

"Ning Dodge." Jing Tian's wrist flipped again, and the thunder condensed, and soon a fruit emerged......

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