It can be regarded as sending the plastic basin back and watching the Zhao immortal leave the Liu family, and I returned to the sloppy Taoist with lightning speed.

"I'm back, tell me what spiritualism is?" I asked, beaming.

"Ahh What did you say? Spiritualism? What's that, I forgot? "Dead Bullnose completely ignored my ecstatic mood and drank there on his own.

Uncle Ci Ota was put on the table again, and I finally found out, if this bad old man makes a bad mess, he will be a hundred times worse than me, no, ten thousand times!

No, if this Nima Dead Bullnose denies what he just said, wouldn't the promise to teach me to draw talismans become a dead letter?

I thought about it for a while, and knew that I couldn't fight with Ya, because I didn't have the capital at the moment, so I had to change my strategy and said in a low voice: "Wang Zhenren, do you think there is not enough wine to drink, why don't I buy you some more?" ”

The dead cow didn't raise its nose and head, but only threw out four words, "Go and come back quickly!" After saying that, he continued to squat there and drink his wine.

I asked the people around me where the nearest supermarket was, and after inquiring clearly, I bought two barrels of loose liquor as quickly as possible, and then killed them again. When I got to the place, I found that the sloppy Taoist had long since disappeared, Nima, and was swept away by Yasha again.

Just when my intestines were repentant, I heard the loudspeaker in the village start broadcasting, which probably meant that in the next three days, everyone would go to Aunt Liu's house to eat a flowing water banquet to celebrate Aunt Liu's physical recovery.

I'm very strange, this is not a New Year's Day, and it's not a kind of food to eat when you marry a wife and have children, and I haven't heard of an old man who has to put on a feast when he is sick? But after thinking about it, you have to drink wine to eat, and the little master has to go to find the dead cow's nose, so he will wait for the rabbit at Aunt Liu's house.

Carrying two buckets of puree, I came to Aunt Liu's house, ready to inquire about the reason for Weishenme's work, but the result surprised me.

It turned out that when Zhao Shenxian left, he told Aunt Liu's children that they had only solved half of the problem just now, and if they wanted Aunt Liu not to be disturbed by those dead souls in the future, they needed to replenish yang qi, and the most haode way was to gather popularity.

Aunt Liu's son and daughter asked how to gather popularity, and this Zhao Shenxian said, that's not simple, set up a flowing water seat, let the villagers come over to eat, as soon as there are more people, the yang energy will be heavy, and the Liu family's yang energy will be heavy, and those dead souls will naturally not look for Aunt Liu's bad luck. When asked how many people were suitable, the grandson said that the more people the better, and he would come to attend in person.

The two of them were not at ease, and asked how long their mother would be able to survive if the banquet was finished, after all, these two children wanted to solve this problem at one time, and this Zhao Shenxian patted his chest and promised that there would be no problem for at least twenty years.

The two children thought about it, their mothers are in their seventies, and twenty years is more than ninety, okay, this can be had! He agreed to Zhao Shenxian. But when Zhao Shenxian left, these two children were depressed.

First of all, you have to have a reason for eating, as I just said, it's not about marrying a wife and having children, what kind of thing to do. After thinking about it, I had to use Aunt Liu's initial recovery from a serious illness as an excuse to set up a three-day running water seat.

Secondly, it is to inform these villagers, and Zhao Shenxian also said that the more people are better, it would be good to say hello directly if they didn't leave, but there were still those who didn't come to see the excitement, so they had to use the loudspeaker in the village to broadcast uninterruptedly, so that the rest of the people knew the news.

Again, it's time to reach out to professionals who can do this kind of thing. In the rural areas of the north, there are many options for doing things at home, so there is a specific industry for cooking for this kind of red and white ceremonies, which is composed of several chefs and a group of old ladies.

Needless to say, the chef naturally needs to say that the old ladies mainly play the role of waiters, and this group of people have tables, chairs, chopsticks and other objects in their hands, as long as the money is paid here, people even bring people to serve, because I often go to various places to preside over weddings, so I can see such a situation, and I know more.

zuihou, that is, the economic aspect. I made a brief inquiry, and just invited this Zhao Shenxian, and the Liu family spent nearly 10,000 yuan. And this time, Zhao Shenxian's so-called flowing water banquet will be eaten for three whole days.

That is, two auxiliary seats and one chairman every day, and nine meals in three days. If a reader asks me, will I not receive a penny of gift money? I'm telling you, receive! But it's definitely a loss-making deal.

In the rural areas of the north, the general banquet is with the ceremony, and the whole family eats nine meals in three days with a gift money, how much do you think is appropriate? Five hundred? Don't be funny, some grandparents and grandchildren are counted as a family for three generations, come to eat for three days, and then follow the fifty yuan. Nima, I'm helpless.

As I said earlier, the Liu family is not a rich person, and the children are ordinary salarymen, and this Nima is calculated according to fifty tables at a time, eight people per table (eight people per table in rural areas), that is, four hundred people eat nine meals. According to the average size of each table of 200 yuan, you will get 10,000 yuan at one time, and 90,000 yuan in three days. This does not include cigarettes, sugar, melon seeds, and alcoholic beverages, do you say that this Zhao Immortal is not damaged?

But to say that Aunt Liu's two children were really not raised in vain, I later learned that in order to make up enough money for this flowing water banquet, the eldest son sold all his own pigs, including the old sow who was already pregnant, Ciao! And Aunt Liu's daughter took out all the money for her child's education insurance, this Nima is really filial piety first. Of course, this is an afterthought, just let everyone know.

After I asked about the situation, I began to look for the whereabouts of the dead cow's nose, and you don't know it, I guessed it right. This bad old man is squatting in a secluded corner of the Liu family's backyard drinking at the moment, and he doesn't mean that he won't leave if he doesn't drink at the Liu family for three days, Zhen Nima is ashamed.

I really wanted to rush to Ya with a wine barrel and pour all the wine directly on Ya's head, but when I walked over, I did it differently.

"Wang Zhenren, I bought you the wine you wanted, can you taste it?" I handed over two barrels of puree liquor.

"Why is it so slow!" Dead Bullnose took the barrel and began to pour it into his broken gourd.

Ji Ao, I'm so angry with the little master, if I hadn't been able to beat you, you would have died 10,000 times.

I want to restrain it, "If you eat here, I'll call my fourth aunt to save her from worrying." "You see how thoughtful I am.

"I know and ask, call quickly." The sloppy Taoist finished pouring one bucket and began to pour another.

I endured the anger in my heart and called the fourth aunt, but the fourth aunt smiled and asked me to stay by the side of Wang Daoren, giving me hatred, so I dropped the phone, and then I thought about it, forget it, I'm not rich, and I have to spend money if I fall, I endured it.

What's even more annoying is that I just finished making a phone call, and the dead bull's nose actually told me that I don't have any money, and I dare to love your old man to eat me. I have to salute you when you run here to drink, Ciao, the little master is not so stupid.

I found Aunt Liu's son and handed over his business card, which meant that I was a professional master of ceremonies and courtes, with the relationship between the fourth aunt and Aunt Liu for many years, today I can give his family a free reward, and the price is to let the dead cow nose eat for free, next Olympics!

The other party estimated that he could save a point, but it was just a few mouths to eat, so he gladly accepted my proposal.

When I returned to the old man in a huff, Ya asked me mysteriously, "Doll, do you want to know what spiritualism is?" ”

to be continued