Chapter 325: Millet is drunk
The banquet is very rich, the main dish is hot pot, and the rest is what Lao Yangtou roast chicken, Lao Yangtou's donkey meat, all kinds of cold dishes, appetizers, cauliflower, all kinds of snacks, fruit platter, fruit soup, anyway, the two tables are full of sides.
At the beginning, the three girls were all held, after all, they were not very familiar, and the girls were still a little more reserved, but they were all exposed when they played.
The main reason is that these three girls feel that our group of people are all good silver, quack! Those pairs are all dragged by the family, so naturally there is no need to elaborate. Although the fat man is still single, he has known these three girls for many years, and he is too familiar with the Internet, so embarrassed to start, I have no plans in that regard, and everyone is not stupid, so I can't see it.
Besides, the people who can play together are all people with similar conditions, even if something happens, they can also take the opportunity to develop, hehe, maybe I'm thinking too much. Therefore, after the vigilance of this group of girls was completely eliminated, they began to integrate into our small circle.
I don't care how crazy they are, feed their stomachs first, drinking on an empty stomach is not good for health. When I felt eight minutes full, I started to drink.
First of all, I smoke the kind of poker that is under the drinking order, that is, the kind of poker that says that the drinking conditions are written on it, for example: I draw one, and it says that all the people with glasses have a drink, then all the people with glasses in the night banquet have to drink; What else to draw this card, self-penalty three cups of this sad urging; The most fun thing is to draw a joke, even if one of the people does not laugh, they will punish themselves with three cups, and everyone laughs and does not drink the card, do I not laugh, do not laugh, or do not laugh? This poker was given to Zhang Jian by a wine salesman and brought over today to help the fun.
And then there's what's in the vegetable garden? What kind of games does the zoo have; There are also various drinking games such as knocking seven, roulette, etc., and playing zuihou, these crazy people actually went to my store and took the color cup of the Corona beer I collected and brought it along with the dice, and it was a lot of fun.
Although I'm not crazy, when friends are together, it's still necessary to tell some small jokes and so on. It's often when someone brings up a topic.,I'll take it.,Then come a funny little joke.,Attract everyone is hilarious daxiao.,At the same time, it also won the favor of the three girls.。 Although I don't think much of these three girls, my vanity can still be satisfied when I see them cast admiring eyes!
For example, when it comes to weddings, my explanation is that the Chinese invented weddings to ward off inflation. What is more touching than the bank is that after a few years, others will come back with the gift, and it must have been adjusted according to the price of goods at that time. In the past, 200 was sent, and now 300 is received, which is generally higher than that of the deposit bank, and the ability to resist inflation is stronger. What is even more touching is that in order to avoid undermining this financial system, people do not maliciously remarry. Therefore, the Chinese wedding is definitely the fifth major invention.
Another example: festivals, my statement is that Chinese festivals can be changed to robbery days, either robbery, or days, and Chinese people have the ability to make any festival other than the Qingming Festival into Valentine's Day! What an incisive statement, the top one who agrees.
Among the three girls, Xian Xiaomi was the first to drink high, and Yang Rui was the second to drink big, but Qian Duoduo has been well controlled, at best, he is slightly drunk.
Because other men have families, it is inconvenient to block the wine for these girls who drink too much, so I and the fat man are sad. Basically, when it was the turn of these girls to drink, it was either me or the fat man who came to block the wine for them, and when they drank zuihou, I almost became the "resident minister of the bathroom".
drank until ten midnight, and it seemed that everyone was not having a good time, so Brother Kou proposed to sing in the KTV, and he paid for it. This proposal was unanimously approved by everyone present, and so, the next battlefield: the practice room!
When I waited for a taxi, I was depressed, Zhang Jian and Zhang Peng's two families flashed a taxi first, and then Lao Kou Zhichao's two families had a taxi, and the remaining three girls took me and the fat man to share the car.
Women are in trouble, clean up here, tinker there, and when these three girls come out, the group of people will have long since disappeared, leaving me and the fat man to accompany them.
The fat man didn't know if he had a heart or a heart, so he pushed Xian Mi to me, and he took a taxi with the remaining two girls and left first, leaving me alone with a girl who was drunk like a drunk cat and waved a taxi on the road.
It was very cold, and the north wind was swishing like a knife, and my skin was painful. The ghost knows that this group of girls are swollen and think, they want to be demeanor and not temperature, this Xian millet in front of me is the most haode example, she only wore a thin champagne-colored windbreaker, a milky white cashmere sweater, a pair of light blue and fleece jeans, and a pair of high-waisted black leather boots, not even a scarf, and she was shivering in the cold wind at the moment.
I have a lot of problems, but I will never suffer myself for pretending to be forced. I was wearing a big red down jacket that day, don't laugh, everyone needs to be married! Inside are cardigans and thermal underwear.
As a gentleman, I took off my down jacket and draped it over Xian Xiaomi's body. The other party may have felt the residual warmth in the down jacket, and said to me with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Don't be so nice to me, I'm a bad woman." ”
"Whether it's a bad woman or not, you can say it or not, it's up to us men to decide." I pulled the down jacket tight and teased Xian Xiaomi.
"I haven't been so happy for a long time, I remember the last time I was so happy was when I celebrated Li Miaoming's birthday." Millet pulled the down jacket on her body and said to me in a shaky voice.
"Your boyfriend?" I asked.
"Ex-boyfriend!" Millet replied self-deprecatingly.
"Let's go over it, don't think about it so much." I enlightened Millet and said, "No, I'm going to say it, I'm going to tell you." Millet said to me with a reluctant face.
"Weishenme is going to tell me?" I'm weird.
"Because he often wears me like this, and every time the clothes are warm, I like that feeling." Xiaomi's answer made me a little sad.
"Yes, I'm a man, or you squat first, I'll get up when I get a car." I saw that the millet station was unstable, so I was ready to help her squat.
"Don't! I'm not drunk! Xiaomi bluntly rejected my kindness, "Jia Shu, if you don't listen to me, I won't go anywhere today, just stand here." ”
I feel really uncomfortable, I pity this girl in front of me, if her boyfriend can be by her side, he will not let her drink so much, unless he no longer loves her; Second, how long has this girl been depressed, and now she has only broken out, maybe in her eyes, I am the stranger I am most familiar with, or in me she sees the shadow of her ex-boyfriend, no matter which it is, I feel very distressed to see it; Third, and most importantly, I'm so cold! Ciao, the clothes are for you, I'll freeze a force, Nima will wait for you to finish the story, I won't freeze into a popsicle.
to be continued