Night, eleven o'clock, thirty-one minutes.

"Three barrels, is it enough?" Hai Dongqing came in from outside the door, carrying three buckets full of bulk wine, slowly walked to the bed and put it down, and asked uneasily, "Why don't I get some more?" ”

"That's enough." The fat uncle nodded and stopped him.

I took the oversized bottle of mineral water that I had prepared in advance to the table, took out a funnel borrowed from the kitchen downstairs, and said with a smile: "Let's take this water tomorrow, damn it, kill that grandson." ”

Hai Dongqing snorted, took the funnel, and meticulously opened the "loading" procedure.

An hour after returning to the hotel, we began to formulate a policy for tomorrow's crime.

After ten minutes of intense discussion and Uncle Fat's quotations, in the end, the plan was decided by us, as follows.

First, prepare a number of liquor.

Second, kill the hundred-legged chrysanthemum, it's not right to peach blossom monster.

Third, clear all obstacles, and let Uncle Fat safely arrange the pulse array, so that we can all achieve the achievement of breaking the Nine Battles.

Thinking of this, I counted the remaining formations a little!

It's okay not to count, but as soon as I count it, I see sweat in my head.

Except for the Ji Qiantai that we easily handled at the beginning, and then reluctantly remove the Yankantai that we are about to do, and return the remaining seven of his uncle, this is terrible?!

"That old man is not simple." Hai Dongqing said.

I nodded to the fat uncle, but we didn't speak.

Even if you see something, there's no reason to ask casually, after all, people have **, why do we ask so much?

No matter what the identity of the old man is, the first feeling he gives us, just like the feeling that the old man gives us, is very kind and interesting, in short, according to the impression, he is a good person to get along with.

Of course, these are all things that we feel from the subjective, and the objective is really unclear, after all, we haven't been with that person for too long, and the hearts of people are separated from each other, how do we know what kind of person he is?

"Fat uncle, is that thing really afraid of bars?" I'm a little at a loss.

Hearing this, the fat uncle nodded without hesitation: "Wrong oil, afraid of alcohol, although I am hungry and don't know the record of this monster, but I can still remember that the hungry master said, this thing is afraid of liquor, and the living person is stained with liquor, within three days, this thing does not dare to get close to the living person, if it is touched by the living, then it will be injured." ”

"The smell of water and wine is gone, are you still afraid of jellyfish?" I was puzzled, and the fat uncle sighed: "You melon skin, this is the same as painting a talisman to the most smeared ink after the talisman is drawn, but the talisman is still four (yes) finished painting in one go, don't look at the handwriting behind it is not obvious, but that talisman is just as useful, understand?" ”

"Since this is the case, then I have a way" Hai Dongqing said quietly: "We will be like this tomorrow"

As Hai Dongqing explained the method he came up with, our faces were full of disdain at the beginning, and slowly turned into surprise and admiration.

Of course, what we admire is not that he can come up with such a great idea, but what we admire

Early the next morning.

It's still the same boat.

It was still the young boatman who drove the boat.

The people on the ship are still with a bitter face.

Uncle Fat and Hai Dongqing probably didn't wake up, sitting on the side of the boat in a daze yawning, their heads were crooked from time to time, I saw them like this, I didn't even dare to put my heart down, and grabbed their arms vigorously, for fear that these two living treasures would slip off the boat accidentally.

"Dude, what are you carrying these buckets for? Why does it smell like wine? The young boatman glanced at the barrels curiously, and said with a smile: "You said that you are going to drink, and if you go down to these barrels, the stomach bleeding will be light." ”

I smiled, took out a cigarette and handed it to him, lit it myself and smoked, "We're going to go fishing, I saw a big fish there yesterday." ”

The boatman was even more curious: "You fish with liquor?" ”

"Hey, you don't understand this, in my house, liquor fishing is a home remedy." I bragged shamelessly, Hai Dongqing opened his eyes and looked at me, and the corners of his mouth almost smiled.

In this era of bragging and being bragged about, I am willing to be the first, not to mention that a proper amount of bragging can avoid trouble, so why not?

For the next half hour, I completely brainwashed the boatman with an extremely down-to-earth description.

It is estimated that after today, if someone asks him, what is the best way to use fishing?

He replied affirmatively, the liquor bubble Shuanghui, a proper lore!

"You have a legend. The potential of the pin head. Hai Dongqing leaned into my ear and said secretly, I glared at him angrily: "Roll the ball, that's the words that describe the tour guide!" ”

"My skills are good, I'm well prepared, all enemies are paper tigers." I smiled and put a fishing rod that I had prepared yesterday into my backpack, and under the admiring eyes of the boatman, I hid my fame and fame.

To be honest, it's not easy to brag these days, and you can't blow it out without a draft, if you don't believe me, please go and see the entertainment program at seven o'clock, the new (harmony) (harmony) broadcast.

After a while, the boat slowly docked, and the fat uncle was a little sober at this time, at least he was not so erratic when he walked away, and when he just got out of the hotel, he walked like playing Tai Chi, swaying left and right but mysteriously maintaining his balance.

I remember that there is a long-lost trick called Ling Bo Weibu, and Uncle Fat estimates that this is what he practiced.

"What do you see?" When the fat uncle saw that I was staring at him and laughing strangely, he was immediately unhappy: "Don't you say bad things in the community?" ”

I hurriedly shook my head, changed the subject with lightning speed, and with the help of the boatman, took two large buckets full of liquor and lifted them ashore with great difficulty.

When we had brought everything ashore, the young man took control of the speedboat, turned his head slowly, and walked towards the place where we came, saying that it was the old rule that we would call him whenever we wanted to leave, and come by in minutes.

"Do you really want to go on like that?" I still don't feel at ease, my heart said, this birdman's courage is big enough, and he can come up with a way to play with his life, and dare to implement it, I can't compare with this kind of courage.

Hai Dongqing nodded, took out a disposable plastic cup from the bucket, scooped a glass of liquor, and began to pour it on his body without saying a word, as if he was taking a bath, without an uncomfortable expression at all.

"The hungry will seduce the beast first, and then try it on the shore." Uncle Fat said a compromise plan, and I raised my hands in favor.

Hai Dongqing's original plan is very distinctive: take a white wine bath, jump down, play with the big jellyfish, and then give it an affectionate hug, and destroy the hundred-legged monster to protect the peace of the world.

This plan has always been disapproves, last night almost turned his face, watching him rummag through the cabinets and tidying up the action, it seems that he is preparing to take us back, if it is not for me to persuade him in time and promise not to risk only safe actions.

Well, maybe we're already on our way back to Guiyang now.

"It doesn't necessarily dare to come over if it smells of alcohol." I thought about it for a moment and patted my left arm with my hand: "I'll go and seduce, and the birdman will go on when he sees the opportunity, and Sensei will show mercy to him." ”

Hearing this, Hai Dongqing shook his head: "You stand in the back, I have a way." ”

While speaking, Hai Dongqing walked to the backpack on the shore by himself, unzipped it, and took out a black plastic bag from the backpack, which seemed to contain something, wrinkled his nose and sniffed, as if there was a smell of blood in the bag.

"Pork, I went to the kitchen and bought it." Hai Dongqing said, walked to the water's edge with the bag, looked into the lake, and whispered: "The jellyfish should still be below, you should stand back." ”

As soon as the words fell, Hai Dongqing turned the bag upside down straightforwardly, threw a few pieces of bloodstained pork into the shallow water on the shore, didn't say much, silently retreated, and continued to repeat the action of scooping the liquor on his body.

"That thing isn't that stupid, is it?" I squatted beside Hai Dongqing and looked into the water: "Let's seduce it like this?" ”

The fat uncle was obviously very unaccustomed to my self-suppression of morale, glared at me and scolded: "Why don't you (say) some good words?!" This thing"

At this moment, the sound of water on the surface of the lake suddenly attracted our attention.

When we could see the scene on the lake clearly, for a moment, none of us could speak.

The hundred-legged peach blossom that gave us a headache was swimming towards us, and although it was menacing, we didn't feel afraid, because the monster was only half of its body left

"What's going on?!" My eyes widened.

The jellyfish, which was originally several circles larger than the front of the car, at this time, half of its body had disappeared without a trace, and its tentacles were scattered on the water, swimming very embarrassed, and even made us feel that this grandson only had one breath left.

"It's like it's going to eat meat." Hai Dongqing said suspiciously, and then, he simply lifted the bucket full of liquor, stared at the jellyfish's body, and splashed it just when it swam over.

Ten seconds ago, I thought it wasn't that simple for us to splash the jellyfish with liquor, it might not be able to hide.

Ten seconds later I thought I was overthinking, and when I saw a third or two-thirds of the barrel of liquor splashed on the jellyfish, I couldn't believe it.

"Hurry!! Keep splashing!! The fat uncle shouted, and when he saw that the jellyfish touched the part of the liquor and began to explode into foam, the fat uncle was so excited that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.

I wasn't that excited, and my eyes were full of incomprehensible doubts.

This jellyfish was fine yesterday, why is it like this today?!

What could it do to make it like this?!

Suddenly, a figure flashed coldly in my mind.

"Could it be the old man from yesterday?" I gasped, shook my head, and said in my heart that it was impossible, it was impossible!

The old man threw a glass of wine away, and we could all see clearly at that time that the tentacles of the jellyfish only exploded a small part, which is impossible compared to the tragic situation of today's hundred-legged peach blossoms, right?!

"Bag (don't) want to! Come and help! The fat uncle's shout frightened me, and when I woke up, I didn't dare to continue to rub, so I hurriedly ran to the shore and splashed it with a bucket.

The jellyfish is only two meters away from us, and as long as we are not handicapped, we will surely be able to splash the grandson.

Strange to say, the jellyfish didn't mean to escape at all, just stirred the water with its tentacles, and although it couldn't scream, I could still feel that the beast was very uncomfortable.

Watching the jellyfish's body gradually become tattered, my doubts deepened.

"What the hell is going on?!"

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