Yuan Nu is here, why not be afraid of the sky_Chapter 62 The assessment of the martial arts
"As long as there is a little hope, I will not give up......" I clenched my fist, but stretched out a finger to the team leader, and roared, "The people who bully me, I will fight back one by one, you!" It's you, wait for me. β
The squad leader glanced at me, and he sneered, "What do you want? β
I also sneered in return, and roared: "When I join the Martial Sect, I will come back and slap you." β
"Wild talk!"
The squad leader burst out laughing, he pointed at me, as if he was telling a joke, and laughed: "Did you hear, this little beast said that he wanted to join the martial arts sect to slap me." Okay, you go, you just go. If you can join the martial arts, I will just kneel down and call your father to lick the mud off the soles of your shoes. β
With the words of the squad leader, the rest of the soldiers also burst into laughter.
"Did I hear me right, he said he wanted to join the Martial Sect?"
"I've seen self-confidence, but I've never seen such blindness."
"Boy, don't say too much. If you don't join in then, we'll grab you and lick the soles of your shoes for us! β
I snorted, ignoring the cynicism of the soldiers, and turned to Cady, "Let's go." β
Kaidi nodded, and he said in a low voice, "I'll send you to the Martial Arts Gate first, and then immediately go and notify my father to come over and help." In this way, even if you fail, I will let my father protect you. β
I was moved and grateful, "Thank you." β
"Nothing to thank."
Cady waved his hand, and then let me into the carriage. This martial gate is really far enough from the city gate, and we sat in the carriage for more than an hour before finally reaching our destination. By the time I got out of the carriage, I understood what it meant to be so different.
The Sword Sect looked extremely domineering before, but the martial arts building in front of us can be called a homeless shelter.
Wumen is estimated to be too lazy, and its territory is directly a cylinder, yes, it's as simple as that, it's completely an ordinary cylinder. The pillar is so high that it rushes into the sky, making it impossible to see the top.
And in front of the column, there was a dilapidated table, on which a man lay lazily, as if dozing. In front of the table, put this old wooden plaque, on which was simply written with a brush: Wumen Enrollment Office.
I swallowed my spit, and looked at this place with some blank, this kind of shabby placeβis it the enrollment office of the dignified martial arts?
At this moment, a woman walked up to the table, she looked at the man sleeping on the table, and said weakly, "Hello, I want to join the martial arts. β
The man stretched, yawned, and then looked at the woman with sleepy eyes, pointed to the column behind him, and said, "Okay, climb up and pass the first level." β
"Okay, thank you."
The woman hurriedly thanked me, while I was dumbfounded.
Only...... It's that simple?
I saw that the woman walked to the column, but before she could start climbing, she saw that her face changed, and she left the column directly, with a look of regret and disappointment.
This is...... What's going on?
I walked up to the man in confusion and said softly, "Hello, I also want to join the martial arts." β
"......Just like the girl just now," the man said lightly, "climb up, even if you pass the first level." β
I chuckled and said yes, but I didn't think it was too easy, and walked confidently towards the column.
When I got to the column, I muttered, "The Golden Buddha is drunk." β
Subsequently...... Nothing happened.
"Huh?"
I was a little stunned, and then I started to try to run the Golden Buddha Drunken Tour again. Something shocking happened, I felt as if I had lost contact with the Yin Qi and couldn't use the Golden Buddha Drunken Tour at all. Not only Yin Qi, but also Immortal Power, Demon Qi, and Yang Qi, all of which cannot be used!
When I was next to this column, I seemed to have turned back into an ordinary person, and I couldn't use the slightest means!
Suddenly it dawned on me, no wonder the woman left directly disappointed just now, under the premise that she couldn't use spells, it was simply wishful thinking to climb this column!
I took a deep breath, then reached out and grabbed the stone protruding from the column. When the column got closer, I found that there were many protruding stones, which were probably used for people to climb.
"Let's go!"
I let out a low snort, and immediately sped up towards it, very fast for a moment. But as I crawled, I didn't have much strength, and I subconsciously looked at the ground and found that it was quite far away from me.
It's so high......
What if you accidentally fall......
Wait a minute!
My face changed, and my heart suddenly became extremely panicked.
That's right! I can't use magic at all now, if I accidentally fall, will something happen to me?
In an instant, fear completely took over my body, and when I looked up, I couldn't see the head of the cylinder at all. I gritted my teeth and continued to climb towards it, at which point I suddenly remembered a cartoon I had watched when I was a kid called Dragon Ball, and there was a similar scene in it, where you had to climb a very tall tower to meet the immortals. My current situation feels similar to that cartoon.
I held back the fear in my heart and continued to climb upward. After crawling for about an hour, I was so tired that I didn't have any strength at all. At this time, when I looked down, the houses on the ground were already like ants. If I had replaced this column with a building, I would have climbed more than 500 floors.
"Whew...... Whew......"
I was so tired that I was going to rest for a while, so I pressed my body against the protruding head to rest. But at this moment, a strange sound came to my ears.
"Buzz ......"
The sound sounded a bit like mosquitoes flying around, and I looked around curiously and froze.
I saw hundreds of hornets flying in the air at some point, and as soon as these wasps saw me, they immediately rushed towards me frantically without hesitation!
"My God......"
I exclaimed and hurriedly climbed up frantically. But the flying speed of the hornets is comparable to that of a climber like me, and it didn't take long for my body to be stung out of a large bag by these wasps.
This is definitely no ordinary hornet! My body's defenses are so strong, ordinary hornets can't pierce my body at all!
In an instant, my whole body felt pain and itching, and these wasps were terrifying, they didn't sting anywhere else, they just targeted my finger joints, toe joints, and eyelids!
My hands and feet are swollen like turnips now, and my eyes are so swollen that I can't open them, only a slit slightly. As I climbed, the uncomfortable feeling became stronger and stronger, and I wanted to let go of my hands and just fall from here.
But I gritted my teeth and continued to climb up.
I don't know how long it took to climb, but the situation finally changed, and when I was tired of climbing this column, a melodious song suddenly came from above. I looked at the top of my head suspiciously, only to see a man in white flying down from above, and when he saw me, he said with a smile: "You want to join the martial arts, right?" β
I swallowed and nodded with difficulty, "yes." β
"It's bad enough to be sold...... the man laughed, "hold on, you've already covered a third of the distance, tell you a secret, climb for another hour, and you'll be in for a surprise." β
My heart suddenly warmed, and I said gratefully: "Thank you seniors, who are willing to guide me, a guy I don't know." β
"Fingering? I'm not here to guide you. β
The man suddenly showed a strange smile, and I immediately had a bad premonition in my heart, and muttered, "That senior, you are here...... What for? β
His smile became more and more obvious, and suddenly he summoned a large bucket and smiled, "Come and make it a little more difficult for you." β
With that, he suddenly grabbed the vat and threw it at me!
"Bang!"
A large vat of liquid was poured all over me, and in an instant, my hands became so slippery that I couldn't grasp the rocks at all, and I began to fall frantically. I clung to the column, and the raised bricks hit my legs, knees, and balls, and I cried tears in pain.
And the man in white showed a smile and said softly: "Seeing that you are stung by a demon bee, I can make you feel a little more comfortable by applying some vegetable oil to you." Don't thank me too much, I'll be waiting for you above. β
With that, he flew directly and slowly towards it. And I was covered in slippery vegetable oil, and I looked at the slippery column above my head, and I couldn't help but get angry in my heart, and yelled: "Is this an assessment for people to play?" *Uncles! β