349 The plan to divert the tiger from the mountain
When Shangguan was doing the first unpaid mercenary mission in his life, he was stuck on this super handsome and cute little boy.
"Come, uncle, hug, buy you chocolate to eat, okay?" Shangguan dragged out the end as long as possible, looking amiable.
But the little boy blinked his big eyes and said very truthfully and naturally, "Don't." ”
"Then uncle is playing with you, can you let uncle in?" Shangguan changed his tactics.
"Mom said no." This time, the boy, who looked a little foreign, answered more directly.
"And we played house?" Could it be that this boy likes a feminine set.
"Hmph, then girl's stuff, you can just play by yourself!" The boy kept his mouth shut, and he almost turned up in the sky.
Ju Xiaohui, who was accompanying him, laughed. Today she was wearing a very smart and fashionable dress, and she stood next to her without speaking, but this kind of dress did not affect her beauty.
"I'm going to play with my sister." The little boy suddenly ran to the iron gate, and shook it through the pillar, looking enthusiastic and expectant. He stared at Ju Xiaohui's face, and then said, "Sister, you are so beautiful, I want to play with you, I want to play with you." ”
Okay, this eagerness, and the attitude towards Shangguan just now, it was a 380-degree turn. Shangguan thought to himself: You kid is a little girl, but you're still quite sexy, how old are you, you know how to seduce beautiful women......
"Go, go, we won't play with you." With this mentality, Shangguan took a few steps forward, made a gesture like chasing flies, and suddenly expressed his disgust for the little boy with a "wave in the air", "We won't play with you." You roll, you roll. ”
The little boy was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into tears. "Wow wow wow wow wo They bullied me......" He cried as he pointed his finger at Shangguan, and the big yellow duck cartoon on his chest seemed to be harshly accusing Shangguan.
At this moment, Shangguan was a little at a loss. He is a person who has never given birth to children, and he has no experience at all in the face of such annoying things as children crying.
I heard a cough behind the bushes in the garden, and then a man in a crisp suit and a pair of sunglasses looked like he was only about thirty-five years old. He suddenly walked out.
The man didn't walk very fast, and his steps were not very large, but he quickly came to the iron gate. It can be seen that his martial arts are very good.
Shangguan noticed that the face of this man in black looked a little like his mentor Gu Qiaosi, and his figure was also quite similar.
Suddenly seeing a man who looked like his master standing in front of him, Shangguan also felt a little stunned. However, the man in the black suit had a slightly different idea. He didn't mean to be close at all, and asked in a deep voice, "Are you making Young Master Le Jiajia unhappy?" ”
That tone and tone. It seems that as long as the other party answers something that is not as good as he wants, he will kill the other person.
It's really fierce enough.
Shangguan smiled bitterly, endured his temper for a moment, and then said, "We are not interested in playing with a little boy, but we want to find a lady named Lewei." She's the mother of a friend of mine, do you have any news of her here......"
Shangguan's voice has not yet fallen. The man who was dressed very sven shouted and said, "I don't care who you look for, there is no one here, there are only me and Jiajia here!" Believe it or not, I'm all about it! ”
His words were fierce and fast. The refusal was quite crisp. But this sudden irritability and annoyance betrayed him.
There must be a ghost here, otherwise, why would this man in a black suit known as Wu Bo suddenly be so angry...... Just as Shangguan was thinking about how to get a little more information, the next scene scared him completely off guard.
I saw a flash of black light on that Wu Bo's body, and suddenly put on a suit of armor that was all black, he was good at physical skills, but now he put on the armor again, and jumped over the iron gate of more than two meters. When he landed again, he immediately grabbed Shangguan's collar, picked Shangguan up, and said, "I'll tell you, there's nothing here, you don't care about any bullshit." ”
After putting on the armor, Wu Bo's voice had a slight metallic feel. Because he was a little angry, his voice was a little hoarse. Such a hoarse and very metallic voice makes people feel can't help but feel creepy.
Shangguan's armor was damaged in the last battle, and he was in a state where there was no armor to use. Just as he was thinking about whether to directly summon the body to have a bloody battle with the other party, Ju Xiaohui spoke.
She smiled and said, "This gentleman, we have no ill intentions, I think you misunderstood." Maybe our message was mistaken, and I sincerely apologize to you. ”
Originally, there was nothing rude about his side, but a thin and fashionable beauty like Ju Xiaohui still apologized, even if the other party was no longer polite, he was embarrassed to get angry again.
Of course, Shangguan knew that the girl was advancing by retreating, so he hurriedly cooperated with the performance, although he still didn't like this man in pitch black armor on his face, but he suppressed the unhappiness in his heart, and directly let the girl communicate with the other party.
Wu Bo snorted, then threw Shangguan to the ground like a chicken, and said, "Next time, you will give me a good idea." Also, if you let me know that you have bullied our young master, you are good-looking. I, Wu Siwen, am afraid of everything, but I am not afraid of fighting and killing! ”
"Hehehe, yes, that's definitely yes." Ju Xiaohui followed the other party's words again, and after a while, he and Shangguan retreated from the door of the western-style building. The two watched as they walked, and finally sat down in a small café next to them.
This café is not big, but because it is on a small hillside, the window position can see the door of the small bungalow, this kind of location is very good for Shangguan and Xiaohui, here leisurely read the newspapers and magazines, you can notice any suspicious people in and out of the bungalow. No wind, no rain. It's a good place to come in for a "must-have for home travel".
However, when the waitress handed over the menu, Shangguan was stupid.
It's just that on the top of the row of coffee, there are three-digit numbers like "109" and "118", and Shangguan looked at the menu for a while, and then put the list down. looked at the face of this waiter who was not very good-looking, and said, "Hello, miss, are the prices here all in RMB?" ”
Shangguan took a look, in this two-story café, there was no foreign style.
"Well, it's really RMB." The chubby waiter said this, without a look of embarrassment on his face.
"But the coffee at Starbucks is only 50 yuan a cup. Why do you sell it to three digits...... "Shangguan didn't afford to spend this amount of money, but he was unhappy with Wu Siwen just now, and now he finally found an excuse, so he vented it by the way.
Not only did the girl not explain, but she further said, "Sir, if you think the price is too expensive, you can go to another house to drink." She closed the menus on both tables and put them away. and then hugged them to their chests together, looking like they "love to drink or not".
Okay. It seems that Shangguan has kicked the iron plate again.
"Hehehe, little girl, I'm sorry, my boyfriend...... Oh, no, my husband hasn't been in a good temper lately. It may have something to do with my current menstrual period, I was already angry, and now it makes him feel very bad. I'm sorry, but can you help us with two cups of Blue Mountain coffee? Once again, Ju Xiaohui rushed out to play the role of peacemaker. She smiled and said to the little girl, and then gently grabbed the other's arm and shook it gently.
I have to say that Ju Xiaohui is really good at getting close to strangers.
Hearing her such a sincere and warm apology, who wouldn't soften their hearts? Sure enough, the waiter just smiled slightly, then winked at Ju Xiaohui, and said, "Alas, this kind of thing is inevitable, you have to take care of his emotions, then I won't bother you, the coffee will be delivered in a while, you can sit for a while." ”
This momentary emotional change is like a complete change of person. Shangguan watched the waitress walk away, and then asked, "What does she mean by winking at you at the end just now?" Shangguan noticed that in the end, the girl and Ju Xiaohui seemed to have a little bit of a ghostly look, and between these two women, there must be something ghostly that he didn't quite understand.
Sure enough, Ju Xiaohui smiled: "What's more, she must think that because of her menstruation, she thinks that you can't live a sweet honeymoon life with me, so she will hold back this uncomfortable for a while." She said this, and then she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.
Although this is a very common sense question, Shangguan doesn't like this character who is set up as a "husband who is angry because he can't get sex", he just frowned, and then snorted coldly, and then stopped talking.
The two of them listened to music in the café, and then talked, and the conversation soon turned to the strange bungalow.
"Our address information and my name information must be correct, and Lewei must want us to come to this bungalow to find her, but why didn't the man named Wu Siwen let us in at all?" Shangguan scratched his head while talking to himself.
"Could it be that Wu Siwen has already imprisoned Lewei, so Xiaohui's mother will use that strange email to help?" Ju Xiaohui suddenly interjected and tried to say.
Shangguan nodded. This possibility is not impossible, and if this is the case, then it is the king to act immediately to save people, otherwise it has already frightened Wu Siwen such an old bird, if he doesn't act quickly, this stinky pilot will remove the "hostage".
With a distressed expression, Shangguan looked at the blue and white bungalow not far away. Now the dark iron door is like the iron window of a prison, imprisoning the mission target he wants to rescue. I have to say that at this moment, he is really anxious.
But it was at this moment that he saw a scene that surprised him greatly.
I saw that Wu Siwen suddenly walked out with a big cloth bag, he first looked around to confirm that there was no one on the side of the road. Only then did he move the cloth bag out, and then put it on the back trunk of the car, and then, with a panicked expression, got on the front driver's seat of the antique classic car, and stepped on the accelerator and walked forward.
"Not good! Chase! Shangguan screamed in shock, and cold sweat broke out all of a sudden. He didn't even have time to pay the money, so he took out the three hundred yuan bill and put it on the table, pressed it with a glass, pulled Ju Xiaohui and the two rushed to the side of the road.
Shangguan stuffed his wallet containing two or three thousand yuan in cash into the hands of a taxi driver on the side of the road, and then said half-borrowed and half-robbed: "Master, I'm in a bit of a hurry, borrow your car for use, this is the rent, you can take it." ”
And then. Before the forty-year-old brother could react, Shangguan ripped him off the seat, Shangguan got into the front driver's seat, and Ju Xiaohui also got into the passenger seat at the same time, "You have to do a good job." Shangguan commanded so, and then without giving the girl the slightest time to react, he kicked the accelerator and blasted the car out.
This taxi is only a domestic brand, and it should not be a very durable and durable model. But now Shangguan slammed the broken car like a tractor, and it didn't take long for him to catch up with the other party's classic classic car.
"Hey, hey, hey. You get me off. Shangguan rolled down the window, leaned the black cab to the other side's car, and shouted vigorously, regardless of how the wind ruffled his hairstyle and poured into his mouth.
But the man named Wu Siwen only smiled at the corner of his mouth and didn't pay attention to it, he even accelerated forward.
"Laugh at your sister......" Shangguan scolded with a foul word. Then the black cab drifted to the other party's position at the same time, and jammed the road in front of the other party's car.
Now that the body of the taxi has been smashed, if the classic car does not slow down, the two cars will definitely collide together.
Squeak squeak squeak...... The brakes of the classic car were slammed down, and the tires slid out long marks. Then, at the moment when the two cars were about to collide with a distance of 0.01 centimeter, the car finally stopped.
The two cars kissed each other like intimate lovers, the front of the classic car pressed against the body of the taxi, and if the brakes were slowed down for half a second, both cars would have toppled in the middle of the road.
Shangguan opened the car door and stepped out of the car. Through the glass window, he saw Wu Siwen's staring eyes, as well as the look of surprise on his face. Obviously, the other party did not expect him to be such a crazy person.
Shangguan walked up to Wu Siwen, pulled the car door and dragged the other party out of the car, and said, "You'd better explain to me clearly what is going on now, otherwise, I won't let you go." ”
Wu Siwen was still very panicked just now, but as soon as his feet reached the ground, he seemed to suddenly have great confidence again, he took a breath gently, and then said, "What are you doing, what are you doing!" ”
"Huh, what?" Shangguan seemed to be waiting for the other party to say this, he pulled the man in black clothes, led the other party to the rear of the car, pointed to the rear trunk, and said: "You open the rear trunk, you have the ability to open the rear trunk!" ”
Wu Siwen didn't mean to panic at all, he just snorted coldly, and then pressed a button on the lid of the trunk with one hand, and the trunk bounced up.
Shangguan saw a cloth bag like a human being packed in the trunk of the car. And the size of the bag is just the same size as an adult woman.
Seeing this scene in front of him, Shangguan couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive.
However, when he was not sure whether to open the bag himself, Wu Siwen was the last to strike - he pulled the cloth bag open, revealing the contents inside.
It is indeed the appearance of an adult woman, with two breasts and a face, and the same height and figure that a mature woman would have, but the only difference is that she is not alive, nothing more.
"Sex dolls?" Although Shangguan was still young and had no experience in the affairs of men and women, after seeing the appearance of this thing, he already knew the purpose of this thing.
"Right? In broad daylight, I shipped a sex doll that I had home to put it, is there any problem? Wu Siwen looked at Shangguan with a very cheap look, with an extremely proud expression.
Oops, I fell for the other party's plan to transfer troops. Shangguan gasped in his heart. This Wu Siwen must have wanted to use this trick to catch up with himself, and then take the opportunity to transfer Xiaohui's mother Le Wei away.
After getting the other party's conspiracy, what makes Shangguan even more painful now is that he knows that he has been fooled, but he still can't lose any temper. After all, there is no evidence for this, even if you are stronger than the other party, there is no way at all.
"Hahaha, it turns out that this gentleman is interested in this sex doll, right?" Wu Siwen's voice was already very unpleasant when he heard it, and he said, "In that case, why don't I give it to you, how about it?" ”
Shangguan gritted his teeth, and his whole face turned red.
Now it's not so much that he's embarrassed, but that he's been badly insulted. (To be continued......)