The past five years have flashed in front of my eyes, and although my body has been slightly strengthened each time, the first picture still cannot be fully typed. And the cultivation of internal strength is also very slow, and he has only opened up ...... acupoints in such a long time One!

Ling Xiao was a little frustrated, he really didn't know how the past five years had passed, and he even admired himself for such perseverance. Ling Xiao once thought that when the plot began, he would catch the thunder lamp by himself, but this kind of fact is too desperate for character! I am not zero zero, but I don't have the aura of the protagonist, you don't see the same kind of science and technology that has created Hulk and Abomination, the same potion Captain America is getting more and more handsome and the Red Skull is completely frustrated!

Shaking his head, the words of the Buddha Yin reminded him of so many unbearable pasts. This melancholy temperament is not suitable for him, and he meditates again. But this time, he didn't cultivate his internal strength again, but sank his mind into the Yintang acupoint, which is the center of the eyebrows. There's a shining light in it!

This light can't be seen clearly, and although it is stored in Ling Xiao's body, it doesn't take him seriously at all. Fortunately, it hasn't reached the point of being a big bully, and if it causes any more damage to his body, it will be a cup. Now this light is the day after it passed through, and although I don't know what it is, I know that this thing is what made him pass through.

There is no talent in martial arts, he opens his eyes and becomes a beggar, and he is despised when he goes out, Ling Xiao's life seems to be miserable so far. Looking down at the watch that didn't exist at all, "Whether it's a man's sixth sense or the aura of a traverser, tell me that the plot is about to begin!" Master, you have to fight for me! ”

……

The day passed like this, and Ling Xiao's only gain was that his thighs were numb when he meditated. dragged the boring body to the egg pain and slowly moved home, and when he entered the gate, a figure suddenly flashed in front of him.

Blinking and touching his chin, he kicked at the door of Zero. "Aha! What a demon! It's not really tricky here! ”

"Shh~!" Zero Ling stared at Ling Xiao's mouth with wide eyes, "Be quiet!" Your sister went shopping on the street, don't let people show up. ”

Ling Xiao rolled her eyes: "I know that no one in the family is still chattering!" How? Hidden yellow booklet! ”

"No, there's nothing new about the current little Ben, just knowing that he squeaks and screams, he doesn't change his posture! And also...... Damn, what am I telling you this! Look what the teacher has gotten! As he spoke, he took out a book from his arms, with a simple thread nailing method, a dark yellow skin, and four big characters on it - Flying Immortals Outside the Sky!

Ling Xiao gasped sharply, and his eyes were about to pop out, Nima! The plot has finally begun, and I am so excited! Zero Zero watched his face change drastically, and his body began to shake unnaturally. "What's wrong? Ventilation? ”

"I'm sorry, a little excited, don't worry. By the way, how did you get this masterpiece? Ling Xiao wiped the cold sweat on her head and pretended not to understand.

"Huh? How do you know this is a mastery? I haven't even seen it yet! "Zero Zero is a clever man, and the loophole in his words is revealed so quickly.

"Uh...... Flying immortals out of the sky! Of course, I've heard of the White Cloud City Lord's signature swordsmanship, and we used to be mixed brocade guards! Ling Xiao exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"Oh, that's it." Zero Zero is worthy of being a sincere person, and he will believe what you say.

"You haven't told me where you got it!"

Zero Zero instantly became interested: "Anyway, there was a meeting yesterday, and the division was on the way, when suddenly four figures flashed overhead. I was so angry at that time! As a member of the Baolong clan, it is my responsibility to protect the emperor and the property in the palace, and I dare to go high and high on my territory! ”

"And then? You're catching up? ”

"Of course! Those four stinky and shameless ones actually ran to the top of the Jinluan Palace! Illegal assembly, disorderly conduct! It's a big or small thing! Zero's eyes were full of grief and indignation, and Ling Xiao's head was black, which was the expression every time the Buddha Yin competed with him to chant.

"Later, when I showed the gold medal, these guys were so scared that they had to leave the cheats for their lives!"

Ling Xiao blinked and said stunned, "This is the end?" Come on! You put the trailer too! Give me the full version! ”

"That's all there is to it! The Flying Immortals are here! Still don't believe you? Seeing Ling Xiao in disbelief, Zero Zero couldn't help but look sad.

Looking at Zero's seemingly painful but obscene expression, he whispered: "So the truth is that you found a ladder to go up to the roof, and then showed the gold medal and scolded the four masters." They gave you the cheats? ”

"Huh? How do you know? ”

"Guess." Well, it's the same as the plot.

"Are you going to practice?" Ling Xiao looked at the cheats and asked.

"Of course you have to practice! Those four guys seem pretty reliable. Zero said with his chin rubbed.

"Reliable? What is reliable about four obscene middle-aged uncles! Ling Xiao couldn't help but be amused when he thought about the image of the four guys in the movie.

Zero Zero Qi said: "Lewd? No, it won't! It's quite a jade tree in the wind, although not as handsome as me! ”

Ling Xiao was startled when he heard this, and a lightning bolt flashed through his mind in an instant. The plot is not right!

Zero Zero saw Ling Xiao's strange silence, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled. But Ling Xiao didn't have time to care about him, and now his head was full of the differences between movies and reality.

Scenes flash like slides from beginning to end and from tail to end, and the cycle repeats itself. The people I have seen and the things I have heard jumped out of the depths of my memory as if I had deliberately found fault.

Although it has been five years since he came to this world, in fact, Ling Xiao's life circle is very narrow, and it is not an exaggeration to describe him as lonely. The ass decides the head, and what status knows what. In the officialdom, he is just a substitute for the Baolong family, and he is still the least popular. In the rivers and lakes, he is not even a third-rate, and he has no right to know the names of some famous people in the rivers and lakes.

Even so, there are as many as three plots that can be confirmed in this small circle! Rain of Swords! Jinyiwei! There is also Zero Zero, the secret agent of Ouchi! Now Zero's words made him understand again that he had underestimated the world.

"What are you thinking? The eyes are as wide as a bull's eye! Zero Zero shook the cheats in front of his eyes.

Ling Xiao instantly came back to his senses: "Oh, it's nothing. Are you sure they're all handsome? ”

"Of course."

"Simon is not bald when he blows snow?"

"Not bald."

"Ye Gucheng didn't have a plaster on his head?"

"Didn't post it."

"6 Xiaofeng's face is not full of freckles?"

"It's not!"

"That's full of flowers......"

"What the hell are you trying to say! He is also a master, although he is not a teacher. But you can't arrange people like this behind your back! Zero Zero roared, looking very strict for the teacher.

"Uh...... Sorry, just confirming the rumors. Are you really going to practice this? Ling Xiao asked a little embarrassed, the martial arts qualifications of the master and apprentice, no, they can't be described by qualifications. Can you really practice martial arts with this kind of body?

"Who said it couldn't!" As if he had been stepped on by his tail, Zero Zero jumped up and shouted, "I've seen it, it's all sword moves!" There is no internal skill to speak of, as long as it is regarded as an external exercise. I don't want to use it to become a generation of heroes, as long as I can protect myself at a critical time. ”

"You're really not asking for much." Ling Xiao sighed and muttered quietly.

The topic of martial arts has always been a forbidden word between the master and apprentice, and Zero Zero is a little embarrassed to see him hanging his head. The atmosphere was a little cold for a while, but fortunately, Shi Niang came back at this time, and you could hear the chatter and laughter between Shi Niang and the aunt next door from a long distance.

Zero Zero put the cheats in his arms and went to find his wife.

……

Ling Xiao returned to the room alone, with a heavy heart! It's really incredible to say that it's really unbelievable to know that the four of 6 Xiaofeng are very handsome, but it's such a struggle. How he wished those four people were the image of a lewd uncle!

What do four handsome guys mean? It shows that it is the plot of 6 Xiaofeng! It means that it is the world of the ancient heroes! It's a world that scares your legs to the point of trembling! Ling Xiao was trembling a little now!

Ling Xiao was a movie enthusiast in his previous life, especially like traditional martial arts movies. Although there are differences between this world and the movie, it is still within his acceptable range. For example, the Blackstone Killer Organization is not as arrogant as in the movie, the emperor is not as mediocre as in the Jinyiwei movie, and Zero Zero actually inherits the ancestral tricks!

6 The appearance of the four Xiaofeng made Ling Xiao feel a sense of urgency for the first time. Whether it's a movie, a TV series, or the original plot of a novel, Ling Xiao has no room to interfere, because it's a pinnacle battle! The ultimate showdown of swords!

Ling Xiao? I don't even have the qualifications to watch the duel! Although unwilling, but helpless! Of course, since he was annoyed, he didn't think about it, and Ling Xiao never did anything to waste brain cells. It's just that I'm really curious why Ye Gucheng handed over the Flying Immortal to Zero!

fluttering!

The sound of the carrier pigeon flapping its wings interrupted his thoughts, and a smile instantly crept over his face. "This reply is very fast!" Gently grabbing the pigeon, he opened the letter box tied to his foot and pulled out the letter.

"The moon is bright and the stars are scarce, the river is cold, and the lonely lamp is accompanied by tears and ripples"

Turning the letter over and turning it over, his expression awkward: "Huh? Only this sentence, what is this! What kind of did this kid encounter, why is he so melancholy? Still lonely lamp, are you out of love? According to the rhythm of Korean dramas, when encountering this kind of plot, you either have a terminal illness or the whole family has a burp! ”

After thinking about it, I didn't change the paper, and wrote a sad and lonely poem directly in the back according to the previous rules.

"Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, and I went up to the west building alone and looked at the end of the world." I stopped writing here, and I can be regarded as a friend anyway. Although I have never met him, I still cherish this fancier. touched his chin and followed the sentence, "Ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a river of spring water flowing eastward." "After writing, put the letter paper in the letter box, and release it with the carrier pigeon.

The acquaintance with this pigeon fancier was completely due to a misunderstanding, it was the middle of summer a year ago, Ling Xiao, who was lying in the shade of a tree and taking a nap in the afternoon, was awakened by a splash of bird droppings falling from the sky. Ling Xiao, who was extremely angry, pulled out his slingshot and fell in response. At this time, he had to put away the carrier pigeon and treat it carefully.

Of course, as a righteous gentleman, Ling Xiao naturally would not peep at the letters, but when he released the carrier pigeon, he added another piece of paper, and the owner of the carrier pigeon was scolded on the paper. The point is that he is not strict in discipline and connived at the carrier pigeon to defecate in public places!

The next day, the pigeon returned! There was a letter in the letterbox: "There is no trace of Yoyo Library, and no one asks about lonely books." If it is not opened for many days, it will only increase the tears of the book. ”

Dizzy, this is ironic that he is uneducated! Uncle can endure it, and aunt can't bear it! As a crossing party, if you are despised on this, then what face do you have to face your friends in your previous life!

So Ling Xiao also replied with a poem satirizing the owner of the carrier pigeon, and in this way, the epoch-making term of pigeon fancier was born!

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