Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Lord of the Land
It was unexpectedly simple to explain to Lu Fengshui, after all, Yang Tongrong's big wolf head was next to him, and Lu Fengshui believed it at once. www.biquge.info Of course, believing and not being afraid are two different things, and Lu Fengshui has been staying next to Xue Fei now.
"I said you don't have to be so scared! I heard that when you were a child, you still liked to sleep with your dog in your arms! Mom and Dad stop you from crying! Xue Fei asked suspiciously.
"Grandpa too, say so much!" Lu Fengshui was a little embarrassed, then looked at Yang Tongrong in front of him and said: "The two are completely different, Yang Tongrong's wolf face is not cute at all, and the hair is also very rough, and it doesn't feel at all." ”
"Don't compare yourself to the wolf in the movie! They are all washed and selected, as normal wolves do. But how do you know that her hair doesn't feel good! ”
"Wake up and catch one! The result was as rough as it seemed, and now it looks like a weed! Lu Fengshui whispered.
"That's a defensive state after falling asleep, and normally my hair is still very soft." Although they said it very lightly, except for Lu Fengshui, Yang Tongrong naturally heard it, turned around to explain, and stretched out his furry hand.
"Hey! Put it away, it's not good to be seen! Everyone hurriedly covered Yang Tongrong's hand, looked up and looked around, fortunately there was no one.
"Who let you say that my hair is bad! What is the difference between this and saying that people have bad skin! Yang Tongrong turned back into his arm.
"It's really soft and comfortable! It's like down. Lu Fengshui saw that Yang Tongrong was unhappy, and hurriedly praised him, of course, he was telling the truth.
"Cut! Isn't it just hair? Bei Junping rubbed her hands a little reluctantly, "Xue Fei, do you know where to find the land lord?" You don't want to call it directly like the Great Sage! ”
"How is that possible! Although the land is the lowest level of immortals, there are as many as cow hair, but it is also a god! How is it possible to come out with a scream. Let's go to the Land Temple! There seems to be one around here. Xue Fei shook her hand and said.
The land lord, although he is a subordinate of Heavenly Court, but strictly speaking, he is subordinate to Hou Tu Niangniang, which means that when necessary, Hou Tu Niang Niang speaks more effectively than the Jade Emperor. The appearance rate is quite high, and the number of immortals who want to die is also the most immortal. Some people may want to say that the Lord of the Stove, it is true that the Lord of the Stove has it in every household, but his situation is different, he just accepts the offering, and there is nothing to do, so the Lord of the Stove only needs one. However, the Lord of the Land, his duty is to manage the security of the land everywhere, and he is also responsible for managing the demons and monsters that come to his land, which needs to be managed personally.
But it may be that there are too many of them, and the mana of the land is low, and when he encounters a powerful and violent monster, he will be bullied, just because he is a god and he is invincible in his own land, so he will not die. The status and mana are too low, and some land lords don't have temples, but this doesn't mean that he is useless. As the saying goes, 'don't be a god of the land', his low mana is only relative, most of them have been immortals for thousands of years, and they have become strong in push-ups every day, and it is still okay to abuse human beings and most demons and monsters.
The land lord is all part-time to do intelligence, most of the gods go down to the earth to catch demons, and the first thing to find is the land lord to ask about the situation. So if you want to be a villain, the first thing you have to do is to deceive these land lords.
There is a land temple in this village, but it has been destroyed, and Xue Fei and the others went back and forth for a long time after arriving at the location, and finally found out under the prompting of the ghost servant. The destruction was very complete, and the location was discovered because of the sensitivity of the ghost's fairy breath.
"It's really here! There are traces of the foundation, and this fairy is really sad! Pei Chengling touched the ground and said.
"They don't care! I'm here to call someone! Xue Fei pinched her waist and moved, then took out a bunch of snacks and knelt on the ground to worship.
"Xu Xuefei, a descendant of Xu Tianshi, invited the local land lord."
"It's official!" Yang Tongrong touched his cheeks, people are not used to kneeling now.
"No response!" A minute later, Xue Fei scratched her head and stood up, "I've worshiped and worshipped, and if I don't come out, there's no way." ”
"What are you going to do next?!" Lu Fengshui asked.
"It's a rule to see the gods and worship, since you don't listen, forget it." Xue Fei took out the gun given by Erlang God and began to pretend, "I am still a subordinate of Erlang God by the way, this is a gift from his old man, believe it or not, I will make a small report!" ”
"Young people, don't get excited! Old man, I'm old and have limited mobility. "A young man suddenly appeared behind Sheffield.
"When you talk about your old age, can you please make yourself old? It's not convincing at all. Xue Fei grabbed her little hand on her chest and threw something at the land lord.
"Smack!" The thing was slapped away by the young man to the land, "Don't get excited?" Our land gods are different from other gods, and most of them are recruited. Like I was just a ghost, but the heavenly court gave us a priesthood, so I will remain the way I was then. The young man explained.
"If you know you're young, don't pretend to be physically exhausted." Xue Fei said unhappily that he and the others came openly, and he knelt down, and he was still pretending.
"If anything! You need an external sacrifice! This jerky is good! The young man picked up the beef jerky on the ground and took a bite. There are too few people worshipping the gods now, and he hasn't eaten the sacrifices for a long time. Xue Fei is an orthodox monk, and he also has some respect for himself, and he was just a little girl's temper just now, but he soon knew that he had misjudged.
"Before you ask for a sacrifice, you better see what you shoot off!" Xue Fei said ill-intentionedly.
"What?" The young man stopped chewing and turned his head to see that the lion cub, which had always been cute, was lying there scratching the ground with its hind feet. This cuteness is Lu Fengshui's judgment, and in the eyes of the young land, it is the embodiment of fear, and he instantly transforms into a little brother: "Foxy! Hideous! Hideous! Foxy. Why did you get here? ”
"Oh! During this time, I was responsible for taking care of Xuefei girl, but I didn't expect your land god's style to be quite big! Erlang God saw that although Xue Fei also had the attitude of a superior, her tone was still very good. He whispered, not angry at all.
"Barking dogs don't bite! I don't have enough strength, so I can only make a fuss about it. "Young people decisively devalue themselves.
"Why is Xue Fei so afraid!" Lu Fengshui is a little strange, it's just a lion, most of them are the mounts of a certain immortal Bodhisattva, a little respect is enough, can you use it like this?
"He's a fox, a divine beast, one of the nine sons of the dragon, oh! In front of him are young beasts. These divine beasts have not been recruited by the heavenly court before they often attack the immortals, and the taste of these cultivators is better, especially gluttony. We mortals don't have any sense of limited lifespan, most of the immortals have experienced those days, and it seems that this land god is also one of them! ”
"Oh! That's it. ”
"What are you doing here?" The young man is still pleasing him, he naturally knows that the other party is a young beast, but it doesn't matter, it is enough that the other party is a divine beast.
"She's here to investigate the zombies, tell me what you know!" The voice of the fox is still very soft, and he has a better temper in the dragon.
"You told me to do it!" The young man suddenly becomes a dwarf, which is a common image of the land in movies.
"It's been a long time, and the image of the land lord is a dwarf just to pat the sycophants! I thought they had lived underground for a long time to become short. Yang Tongrong muttered in a low voice.
"Can you call the mountain god out before that! I've heard wandering ghosts say that there are mountain gods here. Xue Fei stopped the young man from talking, and the effect of the fox was very good, just in time to borrow him to find the mountain god.
"O mountain god! I'm also not very clear about things in the mountains. The young man thought for a moment and said, after all, it was someone else's territory, and he didn't know very well. Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at Lu Fengshui: "The mountain god here is her!" ”
Everyone was surprised: "Poof! ”
"Me! Are you kidding! Lu Fengshui said in disbelief.
"I don't mean you, it's the one behind you!" The young man shook his head, and these people really thought.
As soon as Lu Fengshui turned her head, there was a white-haired child standing behind her, lifeless and feeling very gloomy. He sensed it when it appeared, and then he came over to take a look.
"Are you here to deal with those guys? That's the best, if you don't come again, I'm going to be tempted to make a move. Nowadays, human beings are really destroying the environment. In the past, the forest was set on fire, and it was restored in a few years, but now it is not necessarily good to wait for hundreds of years! Before Xue Fei could start asking, the boy began to nag non-stop.
"You have calculated it, the river gods have applied to go back to Heaven to rest, and they are embarrassed to eat white rice every day now." The land is comforted.
“。。。” Xuefei and the others scratched their heads embarrassedly, as human beings, they are under a lot of pressure!