The old bear's headless words made everyone stunned!

Of course I don't have two uncles, but what does he mean by that? With our relationship, Lao Xiong will never joke about his uncle. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info not only me, but Qingwa, who was under the rock wall, was also confused, and said angrily: "Old Xiong, are you stupid for your turtle son, hurry up and make a room!" ”

The old bear did not roll up as Qingwa wished, but jumped down, and without waiting for us to ask, he split his head and said, "There is an uncle's head on it." ”

Everyone who said these nine words was stunned again and again!

I subconsciously touched the package of my uncle's head on my back - it was good, it was not broken or leaked.

The fat man's little eyes widened, and he grinned and said, "No, what do you mean, old bear, what uncle is the head?" ”

Xiao Hu, who was carried by the fat man by the collar of the back of his neck, also said: "It's Brother Xiong...... Don't make such jokes if you're blind in the dark. ”

The old bear was anxious, and his rough face was full of incomprehensible anger, and he shouted, "I'll make a joke!" You don't believe it, do you? Good! Wait! After saying that, he stuffed the torch to Qingwa, climbed up the rock wall again, stretched out his hand, hooked down a round object and threw it down.

The fat man quickly caught it, and found that it was really a human head with long hair, and the fat man was busy parting the messy hair, and it was a face that was extremely similar to mine.

"This Nima ......" the fat man screamed and looked at me, of course I was confused, the human head in his hand was almost exactly the same as the human head in the package behind my back, if there must be a difference, probably one is wet and the other is dry.

"Watermelon...... You don't really have two uncles, do you? "The head is in the arms, and the fat man is not sure.

Although I was a little nervous by these two heads, I was still angry when I heard the fat man's words, and said that Liu Yu, you are a dead fat man, you are blind! We grew up wearing a pair of pants, door-to-door neighbors, how many uncles do I have, can you know a deflated calf?

When the fat man heard my scolding, his face trembled, and he woke up and said: "Yes, yes, your grandmother gave birth to two brothers, one is your father and one uncle, and there can be no other ...... Forehead...... Speaking of watermelons, but your grandfather doesn't have a little lover or anything......"

The more the mother said, the more unpleasant it became, and I was so angry that I wanted to go over and beat him, but at this time, Qingwa first opened her mouth to Lao Xiong: "Why are you hanging on it again?" ”

I looked up in astonishment, but no, after the old bear hooked off the human head, he hung straight on the cliff like a wooden stake, and Qingwa called him and he didn't answer, which couldn't help but make me feel a little hairy, there wouldn't be any problems, right?

But just as the bad thought in my heart arose, the old bear slid down the cliff - not jumping, but slipping, like his mother's cooked noodles, and slid down the sloping rock wall.

This abnormality really scared Qingwa and me, and we hurriedly ran over, but Kankan caught him when he fell to the ground.

The old bear looks fine, his breathing and pulse are quite normal, but his face is very bad, the original heroic energy has long been gone, replaced by an indescribable horror, which makes me and Qingwa a little embarrassed, it looks like the unbearable just now is actually frightened.

"What's the situation with you!" Qingwa didn't care about scolding at this time, and asked with Lao Xiong in her arms.

The old bear didn't seem to have regained his senses, his eyes stared straight at my face, his mouth trembled, but he couldn't speak.

That's pretty scary! Qingwa, me, Lao Xiong, we can say that the skills and tactics are comparable, and the courage is also equivalent, if the terror on the cliff can really scare the old bear like this, then I and Qingwa are estimated to be in vain.

But the question is - what the hell is it?!!

Seeing the bear of the old bear, Qingwa was anxious, scolded secretly, raised his hand is a big mouth, this time it was loud and crisp, but the effect was surprisingly good, until the old bear lost his soul and beat it back, I saw that he suddenly grabbed my sleeve and said, "Hanlin...... It's not two uncles...... I read the wrong ......"

Qingwa and I looked at each other, we didn't know the essentials, if we were wrong, we were wrong, and if we were wrong, we would be so virtuous? I hurriedly comforted Lao Xiong: "Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, when no one is wrong, besides, those two heads are indeed quite similar, don't blame you......"

As soon as I finished saying this, the old bear became excited, waved his hand again and again, and said, "! Not two ......"

Not two? I'm in a hurry, I can't stand his grandmother for two, and my uncle's head is not an apple in the orchard, is it possible that there are three, four, or five?

Qingwa said: "Old Xiong, don't be a melon baby, say it in one breath, how many are there?" ”

When the old bear heard this, the fear on his face was even worse, and his tone was even more bitter, and he looked at me and sighed weakly, and replied tremblingly: "It's not a few, it's a place...... Uncle in one place. ”

Well???

I was confused!!

Qingwa was also stunned, looking at me with her mouth open, at this moment we are probably both converting, how many are the fucking 'one place'? How many can be called 'one place'?

The old bear still trembled his lips, looked at the expressions of the two of us, and reluctantly said, "Don't believe it? ”

"Faith!" The fat man's voice suddenly came from above, and when I looked up, I didn't know when he had climbed the three-meter cliff, so I called out to him: "What do you believe?" ”

The fat man's face was ugly, but with the old bear in front of him, he didn't slide down, looked down at me, and said seriously: "Believe what the old bear said, you can come up and take a look at the watermelon." ”

I couldn't hold it anymore, I lifted my legs and climbed up, what the fuck uncle, my head was buzzing, everything the fuck was going on! Can you still give people some recognition that they live on earth!

I only kicked twice at a height of three meters, put my hands on the edge of the cliff, and then with one effort, my entire upper body reached out.

It was a dim darkness, and the light of the torches below refracted everything on the cliff in a hazy way, it was an extremely wide flat land, and it was impossible to see where the boundary was, and above the flat land, there was a dense layer of human heads, countless human heads, black hair, pale faces, and the Sichuan character pattern in the middle of the eyebrows!

The blood on my body was almost coagulated, and the scene in front of me was beyond the limit of my imagination, the heads of countless uncles were arranged neatly, like cabbages growing wildly in the ground, what is this?

I turned my head stiffly, the fat man was still swallowing saliva, his fleshy forehead was covered with cold sweat, I wanted to say something, but I just opened my mouth, and I felt a sweet throat, and countless fears, irritability and anger erupted at once, and a mouthful of blood sprayed at the fat man, and then the whole body seemed to be emptied, and the black rolled down in front of me.

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Today's second chapter. There is another chapter later, Xiahou's apology is sincere, but I don't know what time it will be completed, and by the way, "I" am tired and dizzy......