Chapter 24: Adjutant Jin Liuniang
At 9 o'clock in the evening, the wisdom brain prompted the upgrade on time, and a ray of light shot out, showing the image of a woman in military uniform in mid-air, and she saluted heroically, and said, "The first-level wisdom brain reports to the commander." ”
The woman's face was a virtual mesh composed of lines, and Wang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
I heard the woman say: "Please choose the commander, the image of the first-class adjutant!" Then she was divided into several parts, and next to her appeared the scale of adjustment.
Wang Zheng reacted now, and said in his heart: "Make a beautiful woman yourself, this is a long time in a dream, and now I can meet it back to the truth!" ”
Immediately, he quickly used his brains, and it is not a simple matter to simplify the endless YY of more than 20 years. It's still good as the Taoists say - to pursue the one who has escaped! Look! Our ancestors knew more than 2,000 years ago that thousands of YY were all in one. Otherwise, the realm is high!
Childlike looks are king! After thinking about it for a while, Wang Zheng decisively had a choice.
So Wang Zheng quickly adjusted with a sly smile on his face, and quickly finalized the first draft. I saw the girl in the picture with a bamboo shoot-shaped E-cup chest, a small waist in a hand, a three-fifths of the length of the legs of the whole body, a height of 1.72 meters and a small face with a cherry nose and a small face, and the flowing waist-length hair with a wisp of dark red, which seemed to be quiet with a hint of playfulness, which was really amazing. The beauty who looked at the virtual screen was amazed for a moment, and pressed the OK button with the highest reverence for her great YY cells.
"The image of the first-level adjutant is confirmed, and the activation begins!"
The picture flashed, the original woman in military uniform gradually deformed, became the appearance selected by Wang Zheng, came to life, looked at Wang Zheng with rolling eyes, and Sakuraguchi said lightly: "The first adjutant reports to the commander!" "The sound is crisp and pleasant, and the silver bell makes people feel happy.
Wang Zheng has a smart spirit left in his body, and he is very comfortable! If you look closely, you can only 'hiss' and smoke the cold air. I didn't expect this woman to be only amazing on the screen, but this one came alive, and it was so beautiful that it brought disaster to the country and the people! If you go out, you will definitely be a master of attracting attention and passively causing car accidents!
Wang Zheng slapped his face and said in annoyance: "It's suffering! It's going to be a scourge from now on! Wang Zheng meant: If you are looking at such a peerless bewitching person every day, then you won't look at other women like a piece of in the future, so you will still find a wife like this. But before he could finish speaking, the adjutant stared at him slightly, puffed out his small mouth and interrupted him: "Sir, what do you mean! People say that they are a scourge as soon as they are born? ”
Wang Zheng was stunned and didn't react, and said, "Born? Are you alive? "Dare to love Wang Zheng thinks she is the embodiment of the wise brain!
The adjutant rolled his eyes and replied angrily: "Isn't it alive!" People are intelligent beings, but they are just to assist you in your work as the first task sequence, simply put, they are born for you! ”
Wang Zheng was overjoyed and said: "That's really good! I'm really confused about this base! Immediately, he didn't care whether the scourge was a scourge or not, or it was important to study the golden finger, and hurriedly asked, "What function do you have!" ”
Miss Adjutant wrinkled her nose and said proudly: "My ability is great!" The base can help you with everything in the base, you just have to give me orders! ”
Wang Zheng came to his senses: "Oh! O herald! ”
Miss Adjutant said with a red face: "People are adjutants!" ”
Wang Zheng smiled and stopped talking, he still enjoyed it in his heart, at least he could be accompanied by someone in the future, and he didn't want to be as rigid and boring as a cyborg, and the most important thing was that someone could finally come to share the secret, and it was really bad to carry the secret alone!
"I have to give you a name, and I can't call 'adjutant, adjutant' all day long." Wang Zheng touched his chin and thought, "I got a lot of gold this time, why don't you have the surname Jin!" The adjutant nodded vigorously with her eyes shining beside her.
"You speak in a very good voice, like a silver bell, why don't you just call ......" Wang Zheng pulled a long voice, and the adjutant put the little star on the side with anticipation, "...... Liuniang!! ”
The adjutant didn't stand firmly, and fell directly to the ground, then quickly stood up and roared at Wang Zheng: "Is there anything to do with the two?!! ”
Wang Zheng innocently spread his hands: "No! ”
The sixth lady said frantically: "Then what you are still saying is justified?!" ”
"Because Liuniang is more majestic!"
"Where's the majesty? It's obviously a bad name, it's better to be called Jin Ling! Then he roared
"Because since ancient times, how many mothers have been called are very fierce and majestic people!" Wang Zheng said: "Look, like Aunt Gongsun, how good the sword dance is!" Sun Erniang, that is the master who dares to kill people to make buns, Hu Sanniang, that is the ancestor of female bandits, as well as Du Shi Niang, Red Star Thirteen Niang, Spring Thirty Niang and many other women called Niang, all of them are powerful heroines among women! ”
The adjutant muttered with an unclear but acutely expression, "That makes sense...... But don't you feel a little stiff about your turn? ”
Wang Zheng summed up righteously: "Don't care about those little things! …… So it's very reasonable and logical for you to call Jin Liuniang! ”
"Oh...... Await! Liu Niang suddenly became vigilant: "What is Du Shi Niang in it?" ”
Wang Zheng looked adoring: "Angry sinking treasure chest!" A typical example of the success of a female black boss! ”
Liu Niang repeated with a confused face: "Black boss? ”
"yes!" Wang Zheng nodded heavily and continued to tell Liu Niang about his version of the Tao: "Back then, when the treasure chest owed money and didn't pay it back, Du Shi Niang asked a group of his brothers to sink the lake for him, and set an example to warn others to pay back the money quickly!" For a while, the matter of 'Du Shi Niang's angry sinking treasure chest' spread all over the rivers and lakes, and no one dared not to pay back Shi Niang's money again! ”
Liuniang agreed in a daze: "Really? That's amazing! ", obviously fooled by Wang Zheng and lame!
Wang Zheng raised his thumb to her, covered the lid and said, "Of course it's true!" So Liuniang, you have to work hard, even if it's for your name! ”
Liu Niang nodded vigorously and said happily: "Liu Niang knows!" ”
"That's right! Upgraded, what are your functions? "Wang Zheng finally remembered the matter!
"In addition to the same basic function, the possession function has also been added, simply put, all the humanoid creatures produced by the war base, the commander can remotely possess the battle, or remote control the war, so that the commander's safety can be guaranteed."
"Wow!" Wang Zheng's eyes lit up and said, "This is simply an immortal body!" It's so awesome! ”
"Not only that, but when the commander is promoted to the rank of colonel officer in the future, he can also bend over with multiple people!" Liuniang's proud display.
But obviously this sentence didn't enter Wang Zheng's ears, and he had already fallen into YY to obtain an immortal body!
Constantly thinking that the enemy used all kinds of weapons to attack him, and one after another came out, and there were constantly scenes where he couldn't die, and all the words flowed down!
After wiping his hand, he remembered that he had spent all the last money for dinner tonight, and if he didn't do it tomorrow, the two foodie brothers would be fine, but Wang Zheng's own immortal body would be hungry! Tell Liuniang about the matter, Liuniang disdainfully said: "What a big deal!" Sir, go get some raw materials, and we'll make some ourselves! ”
Wang Zheng slapped his thigh: "That's right! I've got all the high-tech, it's a shame to get some fake banknotes! But after thinking about it, he hesitated: "I'm not worried about the authenticity of the counterfeit banknotes we get, but if it causes inflation, won't it trap the people!" ”
Liu Niang reprimanded with hatred on the iris: "You are stupid! The overall currency needs to be 2% more to barely show up in a stable economy, not to mention that the Celestial Empire is now in a period of rapid development, you can calculate 5%, as long as you spend carefully, do not attract the attention of the relevant departments, it will not have an impact on society! ”
Wang Zheng was stunned and asked, "How much is 2%?" Is it enough for us? ”
Liu Niang was obviously defeated by his ignorance, and said: "Now the annual tax is two trillion RMB, and you can count the rest!" ”
Wang Zheng snapped his fingers and said, "Two zeros of 100 million nine zeros minus 100 percent are ...... Seven zeros! Tens of thousands! Ha ha! Then a demented smirk.
Liu Niang slapped her head and collapsed: "This product is really a talent!" That's all wrong! ”
Counterfeiting banknotes is a technical task, and there are several main difficulties. First, the backing plate. The most basic banknote mold, this is the first step of all requirements, but it is also a big problem, although the position of the currency backing plate of various countries is different, but there is a common point, that is, strict precautions, no time, place and people can never get out.
Second, the pigments, the colors on the currency are unique, and the ratio of the pigments is top secret, and there will never be more than 10 people in a country who know it. Don't think that 10 people is a lot, this is based on the total population of the country, and the proportion is pitifully small!
Thirdly, paper, and most importantly, the point. Currency paper is specially made, from the raw material to the beaten pulp, it is sorted with special fibers, which makes the feel unique. If you want to get such a paper, it is impossible to get it without robbing the cash truck.
But these problems were an absolute piece of cake for Wang Zheng, to be precise, for Jin Liuniang.
Wang Zheng just took out a few stacks of dollars brought back and threw them on the ground, and saw Jin Liuniang swaying a few times at random with a small hand that came out of the palm of her hand with a burst of blue light, and the money on the ground changed from dollars to RMB for four old men!
Wang Zheng was stunned for a while, knowing that she was powerful, he really didn't expect her to be so powerful!
Jin Liuniang saw Wang Zheng's surprised expression, and proudly pointed to the money on the ground and said, "Do you want to?" ”
Wang Zheng shook his head, pointed to Jin Liuniang's right hand and said, "I want that!" ”