Chapter Twenty-Five: Pretending

Xue Fei said that killing all the villagers was just a joke, but unfortunately, this kind of joke was not accepted, and Xue Fei was held down and beaten violently, and when she was beaten, she was very kind to recover immediately after the pain was over. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

In Fenyi's opinion, this is a matter of attitude, of course he knows that Xue Fei is just talking, but just like the mask can't be taken off if you put it on, if you talk too much, you may really do it. It's okay to face all kinds of things with a cheerful and optimistic attitude, but when it's time to be serious, you should be serious, there's no one else next to this fantasy, fight! It doesn't matter if you kill them, if you go outside, the victims won't care if you're joking or not. You must know that they are under attack by evil spirits, and at this time suddenly someone said that killing everyone would make the demons angry, but they can easily take it seriously. Even if it's not true, it leaves a seed of doubt that will thrive with a little provocation. Subduing demons and exorcism is a technical job, not strong strength, and all aspects of language, action, and demeanor must be practiced. Taoist priests like to pretend, and the appearance that everything is under control is not just to bluff people, he can play a role in calming people's hearts.

The above content is the core of the lecture of the Instructor of the Foxy Instructor in one night. He felt that it was ineffective to just beat him, so after beating people, he began to explain the reason why he beat Xuefei, and then the content was extended to how to be a qualified Taoist instructor. Probably the content is the above, the previous paragraph is okay, the fox said a few examples, and it was over in less than an hour, but in the second half, the fox became verbose, every movement of a Taoist priest was described in detail, even if he moved his fingers in his mouth, it was meaningful and skillful, and it made sense to make Xue Fei speechless.

"Don't think that the Taoist priest is idle and has nothing to do casually, eighty percent of the time they notice that someone is looking at it. The dust is light and elegant, and shaking it can make the person who looks at it feel particularly comfortable, as if the haze in the heart has also been swept away, which is convenient for future communication. This action requires skill, not too deliberately, it is natural to shake the dust, otherwise he will make people very unhappy, not everyone likes to have something floating in front of them. Well, this feeling is like a cat's gently wagging tail, the cat's wagging tail is not to please people, so it will not appear flattering, but because of this, it will make interested people unconsciously look over. "It's broad daylight, Xue Fei is almost asleep, and the guidance of the fox continues.

"Oh! It turns out that you are a cat pie! It doesn't match your identity! Aren't you a lion? It's supposed to be a dog party! After listening to the class all night, Xue Fei was impatient and talked about him left and right.

"Lions are felines! It's normal to say that cats are good, and where do you see that lions are related to dogs, and they are not foxes. The angry paw slapped the ground.

"It's not right to say that the fox is two or five boys! Foxes are originally canines! Xue Fei said and looked at Bei Bei with an inquiring look.

"Foxes are felines! He doesn't look like a dog! Bebe picks up the gaze and tosses the baton to Linda.

"I don't know." Linda took the stick and took it.

"It's dawn! Let's hurry up and go to the embroidery girl's house! Although it happened a long time ago, the matter has long been over, but since it happened, let's solve it perfectly! Xue Fei stood up and looked around like Brother Monkey, and then beckoned everyone to do something.

He felt that Xue Fei's consciousness was good, and he was still thinking about the fox's subject, so he watched the four of them leave in a daze. After about five minutes, the roar remembered, "Lao Tzu is a dragon!" It's a dragon! It's just that it looks like a lion, not a lion looks like me. Well, people! ”

"It's so slow! And he should be thinking about the feline dog family! Why is the content of the roar justifying oneself! Xue Fei said she didn't understand!

"Who knows!"

Misfortune is happening in the village at the foot of the mountain, and there are no dead people! It's just that many families have their livestock died, and the death was miserable. At the same time, some villagers said that they had seen bloody handprints and black shadows wandering around the village. There are even rumors that this is Jiang Yang's thief who has come to take revenge. The embroidery girl was crying and crying, with a scared expression.

"Supreme Heavenly Venerable!" The girl's soft voice sounded, and the villagers in the discussion heard the voice, and a girl wearing a Taoist robe and holding a dust whisk appeared in front of everyone. She was petite and seemed to be only eleven or twelve years old, but she felt like a weathered old man. A pair of eyes are clear and bright, as if she can see through everything, and every villager feels that she is looking at herself, and the secrets of her heart are undoubtedly exposed. Everyone was a little uncomfortable with those eyes, some lowered their heads, and some looked at other places boldly. An even more petite girl appeared in front of everyone, estimated to be six years old, so cute that people couldn't help but want to caress their heads and hand over food. But this idea lasted less than a second, because the girl was floating in the air, and her eyes were scary and blood-red, and she looked at people as if she were looking at a living person. Shifted his eyes again, and then instantly scared to pee, the first two were a little weird but still pleasing to the eye, and finally this one was dressed in black, only a pair of eyes leaked, and these eyes were so terrifying, at a glance it felt like death. Well, the elf Xuefei hid and didn't come out.

It's really not wrong to say that the eyes are the windows of the soul, and as soon as the three of them appeared, everyone's attention was focused on the eyes. These three people are naturally Xue Fei and his party, and after a night of teaching Xue Fei to learn and put it into practice, they immediately began to pretend. Movements and things need to be exercised, and it is very difficult to be natural, and Xue Fei is temporarily powerless, so she works her eyes and temperament. The object of eye imitation is the teacher, who sees through everything or something, lowers his eyelids slightly, and looks at each other casually, under the cover of a pair of clear and snowy eyes, omniscient and ignorant are actually very similar. As for Xue Fei's temperament, it is natural, she has spent ten years in the underworld and died countless times, this experience makes her feel like she has been through the wind and rain for a long time. Xue Fei pretended that the other two were acting in their true colors, in short, the final result was to shock the villagers, and they would not be ignored because of Xue Fei's youth.

"The true self of the poor Dao is a qi practitioner of the Eagle Palace of the Ethereal Peak of the Tianshan Mountains, and when I first came to the treasure land, I found that I was angry here, so I came to check it out." Xue Fei thought for a long time and said this specious sentence.

"Poof! I really used it! Bei Bei turned her head and smiled, making Xue Fei confused. When the Taoist priest introduced, he would say that he practiced in the cave, and there were originally thirty-six caves for Xue Fei to make up, but Xue Fei was not interested in this at the time, so he didn't write it down, and as a result, Bei Bei and Xue Fei said that the Ethereal Peak Vulture Palace, the gap between the palace and the cave is not big, anyway, they are all fooling people, and Xue Fei used it. In addition, Xue Fei can also say that she is a disciple of Xu Tianshi, but she doesn't know Xu Tianshi's honorific name, so she can't say it, and Xu Tianshi was not born in the Han Dynasty! Or set up that Xu Tianshi has already become an immortal?!

"This Dao Gu! Our village chief doesn't have any dead people! Where is the resentment? You're not mistaken! An older man spoke.

"Can't be wrong! Can't be wrong! Xue Fei said and raised her right hand to pinch her fingers, "En! This person is not from your village, but he died here, and the person who did it is also you, so naturally there is a grudge. ”

"Don't hide it, there was indeed a Jiangyang thief who died in our village a few days ago, but it was for our own protection, this...

"Oh! It's not your fault, so this matter will naturally be taken care of. Lead the way, first go to the place where he died. ”

"Right now?"

"Human life is at stake, of course, as fast as it can be. You are lucky, the first seven have not arrived, the resentment has not been dispersed, the other party's strength is insufficient, it is a good time to do it, and it will be troublesome after the first seven. ”

"This money?"

"It is the duty of my monks to catch demons and drive away ghosts, why bother talking about money, if you have the heart to provide a few meals!"

"Dao Gu Gaoyi!"

Xue Fei enjoyed the praise of the villagers and walked in small steps, and her heart was already happy, and it was also very interesting to pretend to be X! There is no way for Xue Fei to enter the village like this, she originally planned to fool the embroidery girl and then intervene. But there was an accident halfway, and they don't have the strength to deal with ghosts now, according to Linda, the situation of the embroidered girl is a little weird, and if you are in a hurry, you may turn into a ghost or something. Rather than groping secretly, it is better to come to the door openly, but the embroidery girl has to pretend to be kind, and it is very beneficial to face the identity of the Taoist. Anyway, where are the props! Now it's okay for them to beat people, just deal with ghosts! They're paper tigers!

Xiuniang stared at Xue Fei and her party viciously behind her, she thought a lot after Xue Fei left yesterday, and was sure that they didn't dare to do it to themselves casually, and their own body was the best shield. In this way, they still have a great chance of winning, what about the Taoist priests, they are constrained in doing things, they have no evidence at all, everything is their own speculation. Although it is true, this fact is only clear to both themselves and them, and the most important villagers can not understand it.

"I'd like to see what tricks you can do!"