I remember that Akai-sensei with thick eyebrows in Naruto once said that luck is also part of strength, and now that I think about it, it is true, luck is really important. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I looked at the thunder that flashed in the sky just now, and I really didn't expect that my luck could be so good, but this can't be considered good, it can only be said that our lives should not be extinguished.

God, God, you said that you were fair to me, you cut off Lao Tzu's ability to summon Chang Qinqing with a special lightning, just when I was feeling desperate and waiting for death, another lightning bolt of your uncle scared this shadow corpse away, but it just hurt me and Liu Wenjie, and I was injured in vain at night.

I was really a little incredulous to see the shadow corpse flee without a trace, and it wasn't until I looked into the distance several times in a row that I couldn't find the shadow corpse, I let out a long breath and lay on the ground laughing.

I have to say that this feeling of the rest of your life after the catastrophe is really great, as if the hospital gave you a critical illness notice, saying that you have terminal cancer, you want to open everything, and when you are ready to die, the hospital comes again and says that you are embarrassed to misdiagnose, in fact, you just feel the same as a severe cold.

Liu Wenjie stood in the distance with angry eyes, he made sure that the old gang was gone, and then he collapsed heavily on the ground, patted his chest and asked me: "Old Liu, what's the matter?" Why did the old Bangcai run away? ”

I smiled bitterly, I wanted to help him up, but I really didn't have the strength anymore, so I had to continue to lie on the ground, slowly took out a half-wet cigarette from my pocket, and then slowly lit it, put it in my mouth and said to him, "Where do I know where to go?" Maybe we shouldn't die, anyway, this thunder and lightning scared away this old gangster. ”

When Liu Wenjie heard me say this, he was finally relieved. He slowly smiled, and then shouted violently: "Cool! ”

I threw him a cigarette, I don't know if he received it, although we are safe tonight, but as the saying goes, we can avoid the first day of junior high school, but we can't hide from the fifteenth, and we still have to face it.

After about 20 minutes, my strength has recovered a little, and I can stand up slowly, although I still feel dizzy when I get up, but I know that this is the best result, and the evil qi has not really entered the body, which is really a blessing in misfortune.

Liu Wenjie was able to stand up slowly after resting for a while, but fortunately, we both suffered some external injuries that did not have a big impact on our bodies.

But I was shocked to see a few bloody holes in my arms, you said I wouldn't turn into a zombie because I was scratched by that shadow corpse, right?

Liu Wenjie seemed to see my doubts, only to see him raise his head, look at me like a toad at the bottom of the well, and say to me: "Old Liu, what are you always looking at your wounds?" It's not like you're afraid of turning into a zombie, right? Let me tell you, being bitten or scratched by a zombie and becoming a zombie is all in the movie, don't you believe it, you are still Mr. Yin and Yang? ”

I seem to be very moved by Liu Wenjie's rescue just now, so I didn't say anything about Liu Wenjie's ridicule, but just gave me a big red face, I wondered how I, a half-baked monk, know how much you know about a monk who has shaved his head since he was a child, you are a white family, I'm not, how can I know so much?

Walking at night is not easy, especially for two people with injuries. It was originally ten minutes away, but we walked for an hour.

Back at Wang's house, the people at their table hadn't finished eating, and Uncle Sheng and Uncle Long hadn't been helped to sleep in the bedroom. ”

I smiled bitterly, alcohol is really a good thing, and it can make two old light bulbs that usually fight when they meet now get along on the wine table, especially the "Trojan horse" after seeing them make the same gesture makes me goosebumps.

When the Wang family saw that we were covered in mud and came back, they hurriedly stepped forward to ask if something had happened to us on the mountain.

Liu Wenjie's brain damage seemed to have another attack, and he said to the Wang family without thinking about it: "Eh, don't say it, we went up the mountain and saw the old man..."

Oh my God, Brother Jie, can you please save me some snacks. I quickly covered his mouth, and then said with a smile: "We went up the mountain and saw an old sow, hahaha, we tried to catch the old sow, but both of us slipped and fell into the mud." ”

After saying this, I gave Liu Wenjie a look, and he knew my intentions. Obviously, they can't tell the Wang family about the old gang, and the Wang family can't eat here safely if they know that his old man has a corpse, and they will probably be scared away.

And even if we tell the truth, I'm afraid few people believe it, people are like this now, if you tell him about feng shui, he will not hesitate to believe your words, but if you tell him that your old man has a corpse, then it is estimated that I will become a legendary witch doctor.

We didn't say anything, just went back to our room, took a shower, and got ready for bed. Don't say it, this wound is really not an ordinary pain, his uncle, my clothes are stuck on it, I have to use a knife and slowly hang up the clothes on the wound.

When I saw this, I felt distressed, yes, this is my new "Adi Clover". Although it is a fake, this also paints more than 200 oceans of Lao Tzu! It was scratched before I wore it for a few days, and my heart was bleeding.

After shaving my clothes, I went to the bathroom and slowly washed the wound with water, the wound was already painful, and it was even more uncomfortable when I encountered water, so I forcibly washed the wound, and then rummaged through the drawer under the TV cabinet, fortunately, there was gauze and some Yunnan Baiyao in it.

I slowly bandaged the wound, then lay on the bed and watched my TV, and changed Liu Wenjie to clean the wound, and as expected, there was a wail in the bathroom, it seems that Liu Wenjie is also in pain.

I was a little gloating that the TV was hit to a station that I had never seen, although there was a network in the mountains, but the TV did not close the route, but used a kind of "cauldron" also called a satellite receiver to watch TV, this kind of thing is like a radar in the TV, hanging on the roof, the disadvantage is that the signal is not good, from time to time, of course, there are benefits, that is, more than our own home set-top box received more stations.

I don't know how many more stations there are, but I know that most of them are foreign TV stations. But what's so nice about this foreign station? I don't say human words and no subtitles.,I don't understand anything at all.,So while I feel these chicken rib channels.,While boringly flipping through the TV show.,At this moment,My eyes suddenly lit up!

I think it was a Dutch TV station, and I don't know the specifics, but I saw a young girl dancing there, she seemed to be very hot, and after a while there were only three points left on her clothes.

This uncle, the TV station of this evil capitalist country is simply too unusual, no wonder our country wants to ban these "cauldrons" and not let users install them, what kind of program do you say these are? This is simply poisoning the physical and mental health of teenagers. It's so unbelievable to rely on these obscene programs to increase ratings!

So I didn't say a word, and I was ready to move a small stool to watch the sins of this TV show clearly.

Liu Wenjie also finished taking a shower after a wail, and as soon as he came out, he saw me staring intently at the TV, and then looked at the TV content, looked at me with disdain, and said to me: "Lao Liu, you are too obscene, right?" Watching a striptease here alone? Why didn't you call me? ”

So, under Liu Wenjie's strong appeal, the two of us moved a stool together and sat in front of the TV to concentrate on recording the process of this evil capitalist radio station infringing on the physical and mental health of teenagers.

Liu Wenjie commented while watching TV, "This is not good-looking, I don't like it." This doesn't work either, it's all sagging, this is good! I like it! ”

I said to him impatiently: "You said you, just watch TV and watch TV, why do you talk so much nonsense?" ”

Liu Wenjie shook his head and said to me: "Lao Liu, you are still too happy, you already have Zhang Yufei, and you can't understand the pain of me, who has been a monk since childhood." ”

After saying this, his eyes began to blur again, and I shook my head helplessly, since Liu Wenjie wants to see it, then I will accompany him to blur.

Just when the moon was hazy and the birds were hazy together, the door of our room was pushed open, so frightened that I quickly pressed the TV back to dial back, and the TV appeared on the last news station we saw.

And the person who came in was Uncle Sheng. I wondered if this old guy had drunk too much. How is it possible to come to us both? Could it be that you went to the wrong room?

Uncle Sheng was full of alcohol, and said to me with a smile: "Yo drink, the two young men sit together and watch the news?" Promising! ”

When I heard this, I looked a little crying and laughing, but I was embarrassed to show it, so I had to change the topic and ask Uncle Sheng: "Uncle Sheng, did you come to us for something?" ”

Uncle Sheng asked me with hazy eyes: "It's nothing, Xiaogen, I just want to ask what you two are doing out?" Why are you still hurting? ”

When I heard this, I didn't know why the old guy asked this, so I said to him, "It's all right, Uncle Sheng, we went up the mountain to catch the old sow, and we scratched the branches." ”

I don't know why, after hearing me say this, Uncle Sheng was obviously stunned, and the smell of alcohol seemed to have dissipated a lot, and then he said to me a little calmly: "That's it, Xiaogen, I'll give you a thousand yuan, you can go out with your friends tomorrow, go home, go out to play, and when you've had enough, you can go directly to Changchun." ”