Well, I retract the point of view that I just said that this leader is brain-dead and foodie, at least in terms of accumulating money, Ya is definitely a talent!

"Be greedy, be greedy, my mother also admits this, the problem is what this soul leader will do next, so that my mother and my relative king are really unacceptable." Brother Cao said very entangledly.

"What's going on again?" I asked, puzzled.

"What's the matter, although this bullish leader has proved that this is a grave, but because no one claims it, he is ready to push this grave, do you say that Ya is inhuman?" Brother Cao cursed angrily.

"Oh, isn't it all like this now, is it worth it to be angry with you?" I enlightened Brother Cao and said.

"Can you not be angry, according to my mother and the king, since I can't find the owner of this tomb bag in the village, I have to publish a newspaper or advertise it on the TV station or something, I can't just push it to people, right?

But in order to save money, the leader insisted on not publishing in the newspaper and not looking for the relatives of this grave bag, so he wanted to push it immediately. There was a stalemate between the two, and my mother came back in a rage. Brother Cao told the truth of the matter.

It's no wonder that Brother Cao is angry, everyone has to be angry about this matter, because this thing is too inauthentic, in Northeast dialect, it is a loss.

"My relative king is also very smart, since the leader is determined to push the grave, and he doesn't want to deal with others, so he found an excuse to go home.

In fact, this is also forced to be helpless, brother, you must know that the money you earn from going to work is really different from the money you earn from sick leave. But you have to have a bottom line to be a man, money is a good thing, but you can also score how to earn money. It's better not to make this kind of money that damages yin morality. Brother Cao said his thoughts very seriously.

I sighed, and Nima was the fault of money, "Brother Cao, don't be angry, I'll tell you something interesting." After speaking, without waiting for Brother Cao's consent, he spoke: "A bitter young man was cornered and came to the side of a wise man, and asked the wise man sadly: "I have goals, opinions, self-motivation, honesty, integrity, and talent, and I can't find a partner until now?" Without saying a word, the wise man led him into the courtyard, where a few plum trees were silently exuding their fragrance. The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold" The young man was very moved: "Master! Are you trying to tell me that if you keep trying, you can get what you want? The wise man shook his head: "Mei Qian (money) you say a fart." ”

“haha！ Dude, you're too funny. Brother Cao swept away the angry mood just now.

"Have you ever heard of the four encyclopedias?" I asked Brother Cao beside me, "What are the four encyclopedias?" Brother Cao stopped laughing and asked curiously.

"The four vulgarities: Cartier's bracelet, LV's bag, H-head's trouser belt, and the big sable; Four absolutes: welding detonators, sawing bulbs, finishing N films, and fire repair condoms; The four reds: the door of the mountain temple, the pot for killing pigs, the pants of the big girl, and the burning clouds; Four greens: green grass, watermelon peel, Wang Ba lid, post and telecommunications office; The four whites: the clouds in the sky, the frost on the ground, the big girl's buttocks, and the cabbage. Have you heard of it? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Cao hurriedly took it: "I've heard it, I've heard it, but I can't remember it, I forget it after listening, it's still my brother, is there any?" "It seems that Brother Cao hasn't heard enough.

"Then I'll talk a few more and I'll talk about it for you." I said to Brother Cao with a smile.

"No problem!" Brother Cao also came to the spirit, waiting for me to continue with an expectant look.

"Listen up, the four big ones can't be provoked: drinking and not eating, shirtless and tie, ** exposed clothes, and riding a bicycle to eighty miles; Four hard: wall bricks, door bolts, JJ in the early morning, telephone poles; Four soft: banana peel, rotten duck pear, old man JJ, Ren Xianqi; Four big nests: Xiaomi was pryed, his wife was soaked, dirty money was stolen, and Viagra failed; Four major odors: rubber insoles, toilet cleaning, gas tank bubbling, third party; Four major worries: no children, angry with his wife, unable to share a house, lack of RMB; Four joys: a long drought and nectar, meeting old acquaintances in other places, candle nights in cave houses, and when the gold list is nominated; Four sorrows: peeing on a shoe, drinking soup and spilling a body, wiping the belly and buttoning the paper, farting and jumping out of shit. "I casually threw out a few sets of four encyclopedias, but I ruined Lao Cao.

"Hey, I'm going to be so happy with my brother, I'm laughing in tears." Nima, who just said how many sins I had to do in my last life, how did this change in a blink of an eye? It's too undisciplined! Absolute wallgrass falls with the wind.

"A few more, let the old brother learn!" Brother Cao didn't seem to be happy with it, so he forced me to continue.

Who is the little master, and he opened his mouth: "Four major pains: wasp sting, poisonous snake bite, firstborn child, nail foot; Four major acids: unripe jujube, hawthorn dew, women's wind, Shanxi vinegar; Four slows: the car enters the station, the boat docks, Wang Ba climbs the mountain, and the mushroom man; As for the four major urges," I said, "Hey, brother, don't be nervous, just say it!" "This is anxious for Brother Cao.

"There are a lot of versions, you listen. Women don't marry, men don't marry, the stock market plummets, and wages are low; Flags against the wind, fish against the water, stealing errands, trumpets calling donkeys; There is no paper in the stool, no fire in smoking, not enough gambling money, and the pickle girl goes out; The train derailed, the tires were fired, the newly bought donkey was not covered, and the newly married daughter-in-law was not allowed to go to the second Olympics; These are the four major urgencies. "I said N versions of the four major emergencies in one breath, and I heard that zuihou Lao Cao was hahadaxiao.

"Haha, Jia Shu, I've convinced you, you're so talented." Brother Cao couldn't be happy.

"Alright, don't be happy, let's go into the ditch later, and tell me what happened to the grave?" I'm hearing the key point, don't talk about it then, then I'm so depressed.

"What else, after the king went home on sick leave, a young forklift driver came, and people didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and flattened the grave with a shovel, and then continued construction." Brother Cao said disdainfully, "I'm not afraid of retribution?" "When I heard a shovel flattening the grave, I felt a stir all over my body, what a sin this Nima must have done.

"Listen to me, my relative Wang has been resting until the end of this project before going to work, and as soon as he got to work, he found that the leader had changed. The king was very surprised, you must know that this position is fat, who has the ability to take the original leader away? As a result, I inquired and found out that the leader went to the beach to swim after the end of the project, because he drank alcohol before he went, and he drowned in the sea. Brother Cao said with a very happy expression.

"Damn, such an evil nature!" I interjected, "This is still evil, and there are more evil things than this." Brother Cao flew at me, which definitely meant that it was more exciting after the advertisement.

to be continued