Chapter 033: Okay

The content of the topic is as follows:

"The ape on both sides of the strait couldn't stop crying because it didn't wear autumn pants."

"The flying stream went straight down 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the stool was not carried with paper."

"Ahead is a canyon with only one boat to pass through Guò, and the summer flood season in the Mesopotamian Mountains has arrived, and the floods are so heavy that it is impossible to slow down and slow down. Both boats are at the same speed and at the same angle, but only one of them will be able to get through the canyon, and the other will be swept up in the flood and crashed into the cliff face. There is one fisherman in one boat and five fishermen in the other boat, how do you choose to save people? ”

Isn't this Nima a classic philosophical paradox, just like "the chicken or the egg", "give me a lever and I can pry the earth" is a truth!

Compared with Chen Jingrun's "1+1=2" that proved Goldbach's conjecture, Lin Xiao was more distressed by the sacks of scratch paper, how many pens it took and how many trees were cut down.

Shrugging his shoulders, Lin Xiao said eloquently:

"If you are a superman, you can do everything in the heavens and the earth, and you can only do leisure when you move mountains and seas, then you can solve it perfectly in minutes."

The stall owner shook his head.

Lin Xiao continued:

"If you are an ant, then everything you do is in vain, the mantis arm can't be used as a car, and the ant can't withstand a big ship."

"If you're the fisherman, of course you're saving your life. Because being alive is the most important thing. ”

"If you were one of the five fishermen, you would also save your own life, for the same reason."

"If you're just an ordinary person watching from the sidelines, you can do so much to die, eat salty radishes and worry about it, go home and wash and sell sweet potatoes!"

For Lin Xiao's answer, the stall owner obviously couldn't accept it, and hummed: "It's nonsense, nonsense!" ”

Lin Xiao sneered:

"Okay, let's talk about it. If you were the fisherman and you survived, would you have forced the other five to die? ”

"Nonsense!"

"If you were one of the five fishermen and you survived, did you force the fisherman to die?"

"I'm an ordinary person, not a fisherman!"

"Ha, that's even more interesting, people are struggling on the edge of life and death, and they will encounter a topless disaster at any time, if you don't save people, watch the monkey show next to you!"

“”

People are not animals, and moral condemnation cannot be ignored, so Lin Xiao cleverly shifted the topic to pragmatism, which can be regarded as a clever solution to the paradox. But in fact, this answer is meaningless.

This is the difference between idealism and pragmatism. Some people pursue practicality, some people pursue romance, it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong, it's just attitude

As a result of the debate, Lin Xiao successfully got a little military rank from this philosophical speculator who was "compassionate and compassionate" and "worried about the sky".

However, this kind of sophistry is difficult to reach the hall of elegance after all, and after a long argument, the final income is pitiful. Therefore, after Lin Xiao challenged the two propositions of "Carnaiadis's Plank" and "Are the Gods Almighty", he brushed his sleeves and left~~

To sum it up in one sentence: the end of physics is mathematics, the end of mathematics is philosophy, and the end of philosophy is theology.

It is worth mentioning that Lin Xiao also found "Maimaiti who sells cut cakes" in this cultural life area.

What is Cake Cutting? Is it more expensive than tea duck eggs, a holy product equivalent to the same ounce of gold, haven't you seen people kill directly from the food street to the cultural and leisure hall?

Just like Sister Feng and Teacher Cang stripped naked together, everyone went to see Sister Feng, and the things that couldn't be seen attracted attention were eyeballs.

With the thought of "brother is a local tyrant", Lin Xiao had the courage to buy a piece of cut cake, well, the taste was really unusually sour, but his face hurt a little when he was beaten~~

Continuing on, you soon came to a handicraft distribution center. Most of the basins and clay pots made of various clay tires are used, and sometimes various gods and demons in mythological stories are vivid, lifelike.

For example, the thing Lin Xiao was playing with in his hand, a miserable white skeleton, with arm bones crossed into an X-shape at the back of his head, and a pair of eye holes exuding a seeping red glow, which seemed to be trying to devour someone.

If it was placed in the hands of modern people, it would definitely be a realistic toy with a red laser button light in its eyes, but Lin Xiao could clearly feel the power of the forbidden curse coming from this statue

"The flying Sirens (broken), this is a broken stone sculpture, and the rest of it is scattered in all directions, so it cannot be turned on for the time being. Once pieced together, you'll get a true Forbidden Siren Statue, summoning up to three Sirens to fight for you at the same time. But until then, you'll continue to be cursed by the Sirens, reducing your maximum mental power by 15% and your luck by one. ”

"Well, I can't take advantage of the slightest bargain." Lin Xiao put down the stone carving, shook his head and sighed, "Pick up something or something, just think about it, you must not take it seriously." ”

After walking for a while, I came across a "civil dispute mediation court".

Lin Xiao listened for a while, and then understood the general truth of the matter - the love story between the princess and the peasant, or the love-hate entanglement between Bai Fumei and the dwarf handsome.

In fact, Lin Xiao really wanted to interject: fairy tales are all deceitful~~

Don't you see the seven dwarfs saddle up and back, jumping up and down, didn't the last princess still be abducted by the prince?

This incident tells us a truth: the junior may have a counterattack day, and the spare tire is a spare tire after all.

Following the loneliness of "being overwhelmed by the cold in the heights", Lin Xiao once again realized the second of the four great sorrows of life:

There is always one thing that you will never forget in your life, but you will never mention it again in your life, such as your first love; There is always a person who often remembers in his life, but always lives in a lonely heart, such as his ex. There is always a glass of wine, drunk before drinking, the taste of falling out of love; There is always a saying, tears flow first, I am still single.

Why single?

A few limerick poems: There is no upper limit to the amount of food, but there is no lower limit to the results.

The social interaction is not successful, and the lazy worm is still looking forward to the peak.

People are ugly and face controlled, and friends prefer to be homely.

Being single is always hypocritical, and no money is willful.

In fact, the group of single dogs can be further subdivided:

Loyal, single-minded, but short-tempered, single-person Tibetan mastiff.

Kill Matt dyed his hair yellow - single golden retriever.

Too honest, obedient, impersonal, sometimes wilting, smashing furniture - single Labrador.

Too clingy and old enough to be accompanied - single Alaska.

There are also overly lively people who often commit two that no one wants-single husky~~

For this kind of entanglement of love and love, Lin Xiao is not much interested, and he will pass it by for a while. In one sentence:

When the horizon is high, the ideological consciousness will be different. When you are young and vigorous, you are fighting for everything, in fact, many things, you are reluctant to let it be heavy, so heavy that you can't bear the weight of the collapse, you can put it down and it will be light, light enough that it will not affect your hair Of course, this does not include your weight

A bad diet can cause diseases, and if you are sick, you have to treat them, which is what happened to ancient Egyptian medicine. And this is the second place that Lin Xiao found where he could earn sin points.

By the standards of B.C., ancient Egyptian medicine was quite developed and classified to a point of great detail, according to the ancient Greek historian Herodotus in his book Histories: "...... The medical techniques (of the Egyptians) were divided in such a way that each doctor was required to master only one disease and not more. Everywhere I went, there were doctors, and the division of medical services was very strict, and each doctor was responsible for one disease. Some doctors only take care of the eyes, some only take care of the teeth, and some only take care of the stomach ......"

In short, the division of labor in ancient Egyptian medicine was quite detailed, and it was the first of its kind to specialize, including ophthalmologists, dentists, headache doctors, abdominal doctors, and hand and foot doctors...... Etcetera. But, unfortunately, the prescription they prescribed...... In addition to the common herbs, they also like to mix all kinds of soil into it, as well as all kinds of strange animal feces and urine - just like in "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong used horse urine to pinch pills to treat people......

As for the ancient Egyptians' treatment for toothache, it was even more terrifying - a fresh rat was killed and skinned, and then it was stuffed into the mouth and chewed bloodily, like chewing gum, while the rat's tail was still cocking outside...... When archaeologists were studying an ancient Egyptian mummy from 4000 B.C., they found a skinned mouse in its digestive tract, which shows that this medical method of "eating rats raw" is not fiction.

In a sense, the use of eating mice to treat dental diseases fully embodies the primitive medical concept of early humans (mice love to grind their teeth, otherwise their teeth will grow wildly, so that they cannot eat and starve to death).

Therefore, it is difficult for modern people to survive in ancient Egypt, not to mention the heavy physical labor and lack of recreational activities, but I am afraid that once they get there, they will first be stripped and shaved and humiliated, and then suffer from tooth decay and stomach problems because of an unhealthy diet, and then they will be poured with horse dung by quacks, and even forced to eat raw rats. I finally got through the adaptation period, and when I look back, I am already dusty, and my temples are like frost~~

Lin Xiao found on the side that the trauma treatment in ancient Egypt was also very strange, mainly using moldy bread to treat wound infections...... It's rare that these people will be aware of the existence of penicillin bacilli, but it's really good for you to apply it whole without any treatment!

What's worse is that when these barefoot doctors can't determine what the patient is sick with, they will claim that it is a demon that has entered your body, is sucking your bone marrow, and then slowly devours the flesh...... The only countermeasure is to pray to the gods to ward off evil spirits. The method of exorcism is this: first the patient is given an emetic and vomits to the ground, and then the doctor is told to jump vigorously on the patient, trampling the patient's flesh while shouting: "Go back, evil spirit!" The incantation of the god Horus is calling you - he will cut you off, tear you apart! (The scene where the Supreme Treasure is trampled on by the little JJ)

Obviously, after being tossed in such a way, the patient, who was already weak and weak, was really going to be summoned to heaven by the gods nine times out of ten.

Of course, Lin Xiao is very happy to watch