Chapter 25 Placenta dumplings
The sound of the wheels of the train rubbing against the rails made me begin to reminisce frantically, from the experience of knowing Wang Yan, to my high school, and then my heart hurt inexplicably, and I knew that I began to miss the third child again.
This is more strictly a biography, introducing the third child in my college dormitory, and I will mention this person in many subsequent stories. The third surname is Zhou, and Jianguo is a pseudonym. Because among the people who can really affect me in this life, except for some relatives, this person has made great contributions, so I have specially set aside a chapter to explain the life of the third person clearly.
Let's briefly describe it from the identity background, and then according to a few things that happened, let the officials know more about the people who founded the country, and let the benevolent see the wise and the wise, in short, don't shoot bricks, after all, I don't want to disturb the road of the third reincarnation.
The first time I took the train to report to the Imperial Capital University, and when I came out of the train station in the Imperial Capital, I touched my shriveled pockets, and after removing the tuition fees, there were still thirty yuan and five cents left in it, which was all the funds I had left after breaking up with my family. Of course, I also have two quilts, one winter quilt and one summer quilt, plus some change of clothes.
The imperial capital is so big! Out of the train station, I walked for more than six hours, basically by inquiring, despising some people in the imperial capital, too xenophobic, 30% of the directions pointed to me were wrong or even the opposite, when I was about to collapse, I finally found the university I registered for. The luxury cars at the door blinded my eyes, the absolute car show, is the lack of car models, until now I opened a wedding company, at that time I still don't know the logo of some cars. After all, it is a freshman report, and 99.999% of parents attach great importance to it, but I am the child of the 0.001% of the family.
Take the admission letter report, pay the fee and so on and skip it, until the dormitory is divided, I finally have a place to settle in the imperial capital, and there are three other people in the same dormitory: the eldest (divided by age) Tian Jian (pseudonym) - from Heilongjiang, because they are all from the northeast, so they hit it off at first sight, and soon mingled with me. The second Zhang Wei (pseudonym) - a native of Sichuan, a typical scholar, but there is a language barrier with Ya, and we didn't play together until the other party could speak some Sichuan Mandarin that I could understand. Dude, don't be single, find a good guy and you'll make do; Zhou Jianguo (pseudonym) - a native of the imperial capital, I have never seen such poverty in my life, and it is the kind of poverty with depth, height, and realm, any thing in his mouth, he can not only give you poverty into jokes, but also give you poverty into sorrow, the talent is so high, my life is beyond the reach of the dust. On the first day, I set out the iron porcelain of my life experience, starting from buying me the first meal for free, and took care of my brother for three years, I miss you very much, sometimes I can dream of you in my dreams, you have to be in another shijie or something, remember to give me a dream, little brother, I will definitely send money to the past, and continue to be your praise in the next life.
"I'm the next Ao, Nimabi's is pig food." A week after the start of school, the boss finally couldn't stand the food in the cafeteria. "Mom, you don't understand what you want, the day is panicked, the pig eats a hammer, it's obviously a water, the cook's brain must be crooked, it's definitely a yellow stick." The second child has a mouth, and I don't understand a word, but it should mean that the food is too unpalatable, and then he is scolding the chef. "Your head is so high on the head of pig food, hey, I also told my brothers, just our meal, the color, fragrance, and taste are not the same reliable, I want to eat authentic to go to my house, tomorrow Saturday, the old lady wraps leeks and a bag of meat dumplings, who will sign up for the brothers?" As soon as the third child finished signing up, we raised our hands at the same time, and the boss even exaggerated his limbs high. "Hey, hey, the old man (I'm the old man in the dormitory), can you stop eating when you raise your hand, is that what people eat?" The third child seemed to have forgotten that he also had a freshly brought back meal in his hand, and he was squeezing me there. "If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all." I said while eating, hey, people are poor, horses are thin and long, at that time, for me, some of them were good to eat, where do you dare to pick and choose. "You were a starving ghost in your last life." The third child continued to squeeze me, "I'm next to the Olympics, if I hadn't seen you eat so deliciously every time I eat, I wouldn't dare to recall that I have eaten this pig food for almost a week." The boss began to eat as he spoke, "After a few halves, Lao Tzu's dumplings." The second child closed his eyes and began to eat, and it seemed that what he was eating was dumplings.
Time blink of an eye to Saturday, a few of us came to the third house with excitement, ho, four-bedroom and two-hall residence with attic, Nima, the house price of the imperial capital is too worthless, I thought in my heart. The two brothers estimated that they had also seen the "big world", and when they looked around, they almost didn't pick a piece of the wall and take it back to collect. "Hi...... Hi...... Hi, have you seen enough? I saw enough to wash my hands and help go, but I didn't know how to do it myself. "The third child is the most inferior egg, always speaking to us in a condescending tone, it seems that I only knew in the later period that people do have this capital, but I am really uncomfortable at the beginning.
"Oh, Jianguo's classmates are here, don't listen to Jianguo, you play with yours, Wu's mother, you get some fruit and drinks for these little classmates." It was Jianguo's mother who spoke, don't look at Jianguo in her twenties, his mother looks like she is thirty years old at most, if it weren't for the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes and the subtle wrinkles on her neck, I would never believe that the woman in front of me was Jianguo's mother. After all, when I reported for duty, I went relatively late, and I didn't see Jianguo's family with my own eyes, but the two brothers were not surprised.
"What are you playing, Jia Shu will come with me, and you two will make dumplings." The third said impatiently, because he knew my situation, the third child has always taken special care of me, from this experience, I learned to show my own shortcomings, to the truth of Boda. "I'm more unreligious, I'm with Jia Shu." The second thief said to the third child, "What's the matter, bullying people, look at my strength and don't lose." The eldest gave the third child a blank look and said. Aunt Wu, you're busy, these guys kept their stomachs last night, waiting to eat this meal, you are busy. The third said to Aunt Wu, who came over with a fruit bowl. Aunt Wu smiled at me, put the fruit plate on the coffee table, and went about her own business.
"Okay, the babysitter is here." I poked the third child and said, "What nanny, Aunt Wu is my mother, I grew up eating other people's milk, and my family has helped her fall here, you talk and go away first." "The third child gave me a blank look and whispered to me, I poked my tongue out, this Nima good fellow." Rob! "The boss took out a nail clipper and gestured at the third child, the second child gave me a look, and we both held the third child at the same time, and the boss began to pinch left and touch right." Hey, your uncle, where do you touch it, believe it or not, the little master threw you down from here? Hey, hey, still touch. "The third child seems to have never been soft in my memory, and this time is no exception.
"Which of you will roll dumpling wrappers? Come over here and give a hand. Jianguo's mother shouted at a few of us, "Let's go." A few of us threw the third child on the sofa and rushed to the kitchen quickly, and the third child followed slowly, "Have you washed your hands?" Wash your hands quickly. After urging a few of us to wash our hands, the brothers joined the team of rolling dumpling skins.
I admire the third child, among the four of us, he rolled out the skin the most decent, the boss rolled out the skin, added some sugar, it was definitely a sugar cake; The skin rolled out by the second child is like that, it is a little translucent, and it is estimated that when he walks into the pot, he takes out the dumpling skin, and the meatballs in the pot are colorful; I knew my own business, pinched a few tanks and stuff like that, and the three of them punched and threw them out, so I snuggled up comfortably on the sofa in the living room, eating fruit, drinking drinks and watching TV - I was so bad, hehe.
It didn't take long for the third child to discover my little trick and throw me a few freshly picked garlic and let me eat the fruit. Hey, under the fence, I had to peel the garlic and watch TV. However, after this time, the parents of the third child took special care of me, not because I was living in embarrassment at that time, but because eating was a test for us by the third family. Later, the third child said this, "My mother said that among these classmates, that Jia Shu is a talent that can be created." "How do you see that?" I wondered, "First of all, you're not pretentious; From the moment you enter the door to the end of eating, you don't deliberately hide anything, unlike the boss who loves garlic, but is afraid of bad breath and eats less. It's not like the second child, after knowing the ingredients, he pretends to retch there, which is very good. The third child began to say his mother's and his own analysis, "Secondly, you are a person who focuses on the present, when you know the ingredients, you are very calm, in the words of my old lady, you belong to the kind of person who does not change his face when Mount Tai collapses in front of him, since it has happened, he will face it calmly." zuihou, that is, you know what you can do and what you can't do, this is the most valuable, that is, people are self-aware, knowing that they can't roll out the dumpling skin, it's better not to add to the mess, and cleverly keep yourself out of the way, which I have to learn from you. The third child elaborated on his mother and his own point of view, I covered up my surprise with a smile, this is not just a meal, it is completely the third child's family observing the classmates around him, and even testing these people, this is a later story, not to mention for the time being.
When it was time to eat, I was given a total of six heads of garlic, I counted the number of people, peeled three heads of garlic, and put the peeled haode garlic into a small bowl of cloisonné and brought it to the table. Aunt Wu brought us several kinds of soy sauce and seasoned vinegar, as well as soft drinks and red wine, and after the third mother's mother brought a drawer of zuihou dumplings, we took the chopsticks and waited for the third mother's mother to eat first, because this is the most basic etiquette, and the third child emphasized it again and again before he came.
"I very much welcome several young students from Jianguo to visit our home today, I hope that you can help each other in your future life, learn from each other, become friends from classmates, become confidants from friends, for friendship, come, cheers!" After speaking, the mother of the third child raised the wine glass in her hand, and several of us also raised their glasses at the same time, "Friendship lasts forever." I said, "Dumplings are wine, and the more you eat, the more you eat." The Boss said, "Cheers." The second brother said, "How many brothers are still poor, aren't they hungry?" "The third asked us a few times." Cheers! "Let's a few aunts and Aunt Wu clink glasses together.
"This Nima is definitely your bag, it's all skin." I pointed to the half-eaten dumplings on the chopsticks and said to the boss, "That's better than the second one, at least my dumplings still have some filling in them." The boss replied, "That's all over the skin." The second child replied, "You can't stop your mouth when you eat." "The third child suggested that we say less.
If I'm not mistaken, it was the most fragrant dumpling I've ever eaten, although I had eaten dumplings with different fillings with the boss (CEO) of the company in the later period, and even eaten dumplings with this filling, but it was not as fragrant as this time. It was the kind of big steamer that was used, the kind of three steamers in one pot, and the four of us ate at least one pot each, which was enough to prove how bad the food in the college cafeteria was.
To paraphrase the current Zhen Huan body, I think this meal should be said at that time: "At noon today, the Eniang of Sanbeile is the east, and the sea-blue leeks are dotted with red and white minced meat, wrapped in white dough, which is really eye-catching; A few of us are shallow-eyed, so we are happy to be like something, and each of us begged for a few drawers of products. Although I know that this is a good thing, but I also know that I don't digest it after eating too much, and I can't eat it anymore, and I can't eat it anymore, this time with the apple cider vinegar that has just been tributed, and the taste is very fresh, and it is dipped in wine, and the taste is really very haode, so I chewed more greedily. "We need applause here ^-^ After we were full of wine and food, the mother of the third child chatted with us, and easily dug out the eight generations of our three ancestors from the ancestral grave, and then changed the topic and put it back.
The original intention of the boss in the evening was to spend the night at the third child's house, and the third child was not allowed to live or die, not to say that there was a very important matter, and we needed a few of us to go back to the dormitory, after all, people's territory, could not resist the third, so even one person who ate and took it packed a few pockets and killed back to the bedroom.
"What's important? It won't be that I dislike my brother for living in your house and dirty your bed. "As soon as the eldest returned to the dormitory, he questioned the third child in the first sentence of his mouth, and the second child and I didn't say it, but we thought the same thing in our hearts." Guess what dumplings are stuffed today? "The third child looked left and right about it, and actually let us guess what the stuffing was, I had a feeling when I ate, especially the third mother's so young, and faintly felt that there must be a possibility behind it, and then I listened to the third child's question, I confirmed my feelings even more, so I lay on the third ear, and whispered a few words to him. After hearing this, the third child said with a tall thumbs: "Niu X!" Then the thief looked at the rest of the two men.
"Leek-filled." The eldest replied first, and the second nodded in agreement. "Do you dare to eat human flesh?" I couldn't guess these two hammers, so I gave a hint. The boss began to return sour water upwards, "You melon baby, look for a hammer." The second child was also alert, after all, he was admitted to the university in the imperial capital by his strength, and he basically knew a little hint.
"Yo, isn't it delicious?" The third child began to run on them again. "Don't tease them," I glanced at the third child and said, these two didn't wait for me to finish speaking, they both breathed a sigh of relief, "Isn't it the baby's placenta!" "I've got an answer." The boss sprayed the second child's face, the second child touched the mixture on his face, and he was entangled for about ten seconds, and the difference between "vomiting ......" was that the boss really vomited out, and the second child retched all night....... "It's really Lang Fei, I don't know Lang Fei is guilty." I don't care if I eat the placenta, it's OK if it's delicious, but when I saw the boss's vomit flowing out of my nose, my stomach twitched and twitched, and the third child turned around and disappeared outside the bedroom door when I said the placenta. After being ravaged by the two of them, I ran to the next bedroom and spent the night.
After the story of dumplings is finished, let's talk about what kind of person is the third child?
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