Fifteen skeleton daughters-in-law

Niu Erzhu almost didn't squirt, do you say that this Bu Facai understands or is it confused? If he really understands, he should know the situation at this time, then he doesn't have the leisure to look at the so-called daughter-in-law, and besides, if you don't have this kind of ghost place, you should talk about marriage seriously, in front of your father-in-law, you shouldn't say this kind of thing? Are you a kiln at home? The eldest daughter and little daughter-in-law let you watch it casually? But you want to say that he is still confused, but this is really to the point, depending on the big and small, the old man is either a goblin or a ghost, where did he come from his daughter's wife? I haven't heard of the evil sect and the way of the family!

Sure enough, when Bu Facai said this, the old man was already embarrassed, and now, he is still a little confused about these two people, this Bu Facai is so easy to deal with, a few good words, plus a little trick to confuse people, this kid almost became a bag, but this Niu Erzhu is really a little confusing. The light, the water, the old guy has done all the tricks and feet, not to mention ordinary people, even cultivators who have attained the Tao, and they can't get rid of it, but this kid doesn't drink water, and the light is useless, who knows what he does, how deep and shallow? Needless to say, he almost spurted blood with his throat, and this guy is not easy to deal with!

Niu Erzhu saw the old man's uncertain expression, and knew that Bu Facai's inadvertent words had hit his point, and he was secretly amused in his heart, and without waiting for him to answer, he added a fire: "Although my brother speaks too straight, but what he said also makes sense, I just heard that you are also very satisfied with my brother's appearance and family affairs, and you intend to recruit this Chenglong fast son-in-law, in this case, we will become a family, you should hurry up and invite the eldest sister and my brother's old mother-in-law out!" ”

This old man was stumbling, and he couldn't speak for a long time, if he just made a fortune, he could still deal with the past, but Niu Erzhu said this, which was equivalent to blocking all the retreats, the old guy's face was blue and purple, and he finally suffered for a long time, and finally said: "I can't hide it, the little old man is a family of five, and he hasn't come back from going out this morning......"

Niu Erzhu didn't wait for him to finish the next sentence, quickly intercepted the conversation, clapped his hands and smiled: "That's great, the old lady is not at home, presumably Ling Yuan must be at home, this is better to do, marriage matters, you have the final say, I think this matter has ninety percent, and it will be even more invisible, you have to call the eldest sister out, so that they can meet the younger two, and the difference between success and success is trembling!" ”

After that, Niu Erzhu stabbed the cloth and made a fortune, and said in his mouth: "Brother, don't hurry up to meet your father-in-law, Lao Taishan!" ”

Bu Facai was like drinking several catties of liquor at this time, his whole body was soft, his head was dizzy, although he was a little conscious, but he was almost like a second fool, what others said, what did he do, let Niu Erzhu pinch like this, and immediately concocted the same method, fell to his knees with a bang, and his head knocked loudly: "The old father-in-law is on top, the son-in-law kowtowed to you!" ”

The old man made these two people smile bitterly, one was deliberately embarrassed by him, the other was confused, and he was willing to commit suicide in a daze, so that it was difficult to ride a tiger, and he had the intention to turn his face, and he couldn't figure out the bottom of Niu Erzhu, thinking that he was a master from somewhere, hesitated again and again, suddenly stomped his foot, shouted, turned around and went into the inner room, saying that he was going inside to call his daughter out.

As soon as the old man left, Niu Erzhu hurriedly shook Bu Facai, hoping that he would come to his senses, but these three rats were like unconscious, except for smirking, that is, drooling, and kept saying the word "daughter-in-law" in his mouth, just like the stupid San'er running around on the street, Niu Erzhu remembered to buckle his head, what to do when the old man came for a while, really let his brother marry her daughter??? Ghost Silent 15

Isn't that a joke? A woman who grew up in the fairy cave, how good can she be, she was just an army of old men, who knows that the old man really called it, it seems that he really has a daughter, what do people really want to bring out a woman? I can only say no, but I can't say this, so I have to make a fortune and open my mouth, but look at him now, don't say a woman, just pull out a sow, he doesn't know wow!

Niu Erzhu shook three times and shook twice, Bu Facai just didn't wake up, and then Da Shao was also anxious, picked up the water in the bowl, and splashed his head, Bu Facai was confused, and he didn't know how to hide, this night I don't know what to add The water didn't spoil at all, it was all stuck to the face of the three rats, just listen to Zila, the water came up with a burst of black smoke, Da Shao was startled, what is this this, don't burn Bu Facai! Niu Erzhu threw away the broken bowl in a panic, and came to Bu Facai to take a look, it was finally nothing serious, but his face was stained with a little yellow, yellow, green and green soup, and his face was a little dark.

Bu Facai made him splash, and he trembled all over, but he understood the taste, looked left and right, and grabbed Niu Erzhu: "Second brother, what's going on, what's going on here?" ”

Niu Erzhu held back a smile, patted Bu Facai's shoulder and said, "What's the matter, brother, you just wait to be the groom, the second brother has found you a daughter-in-law!" ”

Bu Facai was taken aback, and even asked what was going on, Niu Erzhu couldn't hold back his laughter for a while, and then he told him what happened. When Bu Facai heard this, he quickly shook his head like Bu Facai, this thing can't be done, will you know what the old man will bring out later? If it's a horse monkey or something, do you have to live with her for the rest of your life?

Niu Erzhu hurriedly stopped Bu Facai, and told him not to worry, he just wanted to squeeze the old man, and he had no intention of agreeing, as soon as the old man came out later, don't care what he said, what does that woman look like, if you don't agree, you are the emperor Laozi, and you can't shoehorn your daughter into others, right?

Bu Facai had no other way, so he had to nod and agree, the two brothers were talking, and the young and young always smelled a strange smell, which was so angry that it made people almost disgusting, and the brothers and sons looked for a long time, but they didn't find the source of this smell. Niu Erzhu was suspicious in his heart, and sniffed it carefully, but found that this smell actually came from Bu Facai's body!

Niu Erzhu was shocked, secretly said that it was not good, this smell was not unfamiliar to him, it was the smell of the old man just now, although it was only the first time to meet, but the old man's body odor was too strong, as long as he smelled it, he would never forget it, and now this smell suddenly came to Bu Facai, what does this mean, could it be that the old man was turned into Bu Facai while people were unprepared? Where did Ke Bu get rich again, could it be that the old man just now was the real three rats? That's weird, isn't it?

Bu Facai saw Niu Erzhu looking at him intently, felt a little uncomfortable, and asked, "Second brother, what's the matter?" Before he finished speaking, his face suddenly changed, he sniffed it, and suddenly frowned: "What kind of smell is this, why does it smell so bad?" Who can't urinate on the kang? "Anyway, pouting his nose and smelling all over the house.

Niu Erzhu thought he was acting at first, but after a closer look, he didn't feel like it, the two of them searched for it all the time, and then they realized that the smell came from the face of the person who was not rich, Niu Erzhu saw the soup and water on the face of the three rats, and there was still a lot of water stains on it, and he endured the nausea and dipped it with his hands, put it under his nose and smelled it, and immediately almost spit it out, yes, this is the smell, the water smelled very delicious just now, sweeter than the jade liquid, but at this time it became so stinky for some reason, Even smelling it makes me feel overturned!

The two of them were shocked, and they secretly felt lucky, fortunately they didn't drink it just now, this is going to be drunk, and when they look back, they understand that they still have to vomit out their intestines and stomach? This place is so weird, it's better to leave as soon as possible, as for the strangeness in the cave, and the dead stealing money, put it aside, it's a big deal to pay more attention in the future, it's best to go back to find a group of people, come back and see what happened, it's really not good, a big fire burned this place and pulled it!

The two brothers thought of this, jumped up and were about to leave, who knew that it was easy to get in, but it was difficult to go out, the two of them looked for it along the same road, but they couldn't even touch the door, don't look at the oil lamp is very bright, but it is still dark all around, and they can't see it when they stretch out their hands, and they panicked in their hearts, and they were about to look for it little by little, when they heard the old man behind them say darkly: "Two, I brought my daughter!" The two of them trembled in their hearts, and they looked back together, and the old man was standing behind him, and there was a thing standing next to him, white and miserable, as thin as a hemp pole, and when they looked at their faces, the two eyes of the black hole, and the skull of the white flowers, there was not even a little skin and flesh! ――by:87942204368064376|227――>