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The little thug called "Sanzi" rushed up with his fist waving.

As soon as I looked at his posture, I knew that he had no martial arts foundation, and was purely a little hooligan fighting in a group.

I stood still, just leaned to the side and dodged the punch. Then, I grabbed the arm of the "third son" with my hand, pulled it forward, and made a stir on my foot.

With a "snap", the "third son" fell to the ground and fell to a dog to chew.

"Ouch!" The "third son" cried out in pain.

I kicked the "third son" with my foot and sneered: "Damn, if you don't beat you, Lao Tzu will mix you and pour it like a hemp bag." ”

The "third son" lay on the ground and groaned: "Boss... Can you give me a hand, I... My stomach hurts......"

"Damn, it's fucking useless!" The meaty-faced guy scolded.

"Iron egg, you give it to me." The meaty-faced guy ordered another thug.

"Iron Egg" also rushed up with a fist.

He shouted: "Lao Tzu beat you to death!" ”

I crouched down, dodged my fist, and then grabbed a handful of Iron Egg's crotch.

"Ouch!" Tie Dan covered his crotch and squatted down.

"Mom, he... He's ruined my life......" "Iron Egg" shouted.

Actually, I just used three points of strength to gently grab the crotch of "Iron Egg", my original intention: I wanted to make a little joke with "Iron Egg".

"You... You're so bored, grabbing a man's crotch like a woman fighting. The meaty-faced guy said with disdain.

"I'm just joking with him, in fact, it hurts for a while, and it won't affect him." I said with a grin.

The guy with a meaty face looked at me and asked, "Do you know martial arts?" ”

I grinned and said modestly: "Flower fist embroidered legs can be a little, not to mention martial arts." ”

"Three Sons" and "Iron Eggs" were lying on the ground and the other was squatting on the ground, both of them moaning.

"It seems that your martial arts are very good, otherwise, how can you easily defeat the two of them." The meaty-faced guy took a step back, as if to guard against my sudden attack.

I smiled and asked, "Do you want to learn martial arts?" ”

The meaty-faced guy took another step back and said knowingly, "Forget it, I can't beat you." ”

I looked at the guy with a meaty face, smiled and said, "Since you don't want to compete with me in martial arts, let's make friends." ”

"You're going to be friends with me?" The meaty guy didn't believe his ears.

"Yes, as the old saying goes: all the world is brothers. As the old saying goes: If you don't fight, you don't know each other. Since we met, it means that there is fate, so it's better to make friends. ”

The guy with a meaty face hesitated and asked, "What is the way to make friends?" ”

I only had one bowl of noodles for dinner, and now I'm a little hungry after a bit of a fight with these guys.

"I'll treat you to dinner." I said.

"You... You're going to have dinner for us? The meaty-faced guy asked confusedly, "You... You're not trying to calculate us, are you? ”

I smiled and said, "I have no enmity or grievance with you, so why should I calculate against you, there is no need for this." Besides, when we go to a restaurant to eat, we won't poison the food, what are we afraid of? ”

The meaty-faced guy thought for a moment and asked, "Do you have a request for us?" ”

I grinned and said frankly, "Yes." I just want to know, who sent you? ”

The guy with a meaty face said: "When we receive money from others, we have to keep it secret for others, this is the rule of the rivers and lakes, so we will not break the rules of the rivers and lakes for a meal." ”

The "third son" got up from the ground and interjected: "Boss, that guy only gave us 200 yuan, saying that he would teach a white-faced scholar a lesson, but in fact, he lied to us, you see: Is this person a white-faced scholar?" If it was a white-faced scholar, I would knock him to the ground with a fist and beg me for mercy on his knees. ”

"Iron Egg" also stood up with his crotch covered, and said helpfully: "Boss, we fell for that kid, and we were sent away for 200 yuan, you see, the toys in my crotch have been damaged, and if we can't have children in the future, our family will be ruined." ”

I pouted and said, "The trick in your crotch is not bad, I just played a little joke with you, don't believe it, it will stand up in half an hour." ”

"Really, great, it's good that it's not bad." "Iron Egg" glanced at me and complained: "Are you a man or a woman, how can you grab my crotch?" ”

"I'm a man, and I grabbed your crotch because when you rushed over, the play in your crotch was erected too high, hee-hee......" I said with a grin.

"I... I just met a woman in a skirt with white thighs, so I ...... it," Iron Egg said.

"Well deserved! Who told you to think about that kind of thing when you fight. The meaty-faced guy scolded.

I made a "please" gesture and said, "Let's go, I have something to say in the restaurant." ”

I entered a restaurant with three little splashes.

I pushed the recipe in front of the meaty-faced guy and said, "Boss, you can order as many dishes as you like." ”

"As many as I want?" The boss's face was happy. Looking at his appearance, he hasn't been to the restaurant for a while.

The third son said excitedly: "Boss, let you order it, be polite, and order a few more dishes." ”

"Iron Egg" also said happily: "I haven't been to the restaurant for a long time, and I'm so hungry that I'm drooling now." ”

The boss was also polite, and ordered eighteen dishes in a row.

I asked, "What do you drink?" ”

The boss waved his hand and said, "Drink beer, it's fun to drink beer in summer." ”

The boss said to the waiter, "Bring us three cases of beer." ”

The dishes were all served, and the beers were brought in.

The boss asked suspiciously, "Hey, you won't release our pigeons, will you?" ”

The boss was afraid that I would run away halfway through and asked them to pay for the meal.

I smiled and beckoned to the waiter and said, "Pay!" ”

The waiter came over with a slip and said, "Boss, 1,350 yuan." ”

I took a stack of money out of my wallet, counted it, and handed it to the waiter.

The three little splashes drooled with envy when they saw my wallet bulging.

The "third son" asked, "Boss, what are you doing?" ”

I grinned and said, "I'm in secret, I can't say it, I'll scare you to death if I say it." ”

"Iron Egg" pursed his lips and said, "You are the policeman, and we will not be afraid." To tell you the truth, we are regular visitors to the police station, and I have been in and out three times. ”

"Three in and three out?" I'm in a flurry.

"Iron Egg" said proudly: "The boss is better than us, and he is already five in and five out." ”