Chapter 8: Meet the netizens
87_87164 "Fatty, it's really not buddy, what am I talking about you, since you are a rich second generation, take out a little rich second generation temperament." I hated that iron could not be made of steel, and said with great envy: "Dude, I want to change to your condition, and I don't know how many people to talk to." ”
"Forget it, I think this fat man is much more comfortable here than in the dormitory, so let's not worry about him." Qin Jiang said: "You kid will take care of himself well, let's go first." ”
"Okay." The fat man didn't leave us at all.
Then the three of us said goodbye to the fat man, and as soon as we walked out of the hospital gate, Qin Jiang said, "Where are you going now?" ”
"What about you?" I spoke.
"Go back to the Internet café at school and surf the Internet." As soon as Qin Jiang finished speaking, Shen Kai next to him took my hand: "Ah Xiu, you accompany me." ”
"What are you doing, sir, don't pull and pull." I said.
Qin Jiang nodded: "That's okay, I'll go first." ”
With that, he walked to the side of the street and took a taxi and left.
After Qin Jiang left, I looked at Shen Kai suspiciously and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Ahem, I met a beautiful woman on the Internet in the past few days, the better we meet today, I want you to follow me to refer to it." Shen Kai winked at me: "What's the matter." ”
Or he also took out his phone and showed me the photo, the woman in the photo is really beautiful, it feels a little familiar, but I can't remember who it is for a while.
"What are you going to do with the beauty taking me, as your light bulb?" I say.
Shen Kai said: "You know a fart, since you met on the Internet, if it's an ugly monster, then you will say that your house is on fire, and we will escape." ”
"Why don't you say your house is on fire?" I said something unpleasantly, but looking at Shen Kai's pleading face, I was helpless, my heart was still too soft.
"Let's go, when?" I asked.
"Meet at the gate of the zoo at twelve o'clock, let's go there and sit first, Brother Xiu, I know that you are the most righteous." Shen Kai took my hand and beckoned a taxi, and got into the car.
I still couldn't help but ask curiously, "Why didn't you ask Qin Jiang to follow you, you had to call me?" ”
"Well, I said you shouldn't be angry yet." Shen Kai said: "Qin Jiang is tall and handsome, tell him to go, what if that girl becomes obsessed with him." ”
"Ouch, I'll fuck your uncle, do you mean that Lao Tzu is less attractive than you, so you can call me with confidence?" I said angrily.
Shen Kai listened to my words and subconsciously said: "Isn't it, if Guo Fatzi is not sick, call him the safest." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly said: "Hey, it's not like this, Brother Xiu, I feel that you are the most righteous and won't rob your brother and daughter-in-law, right?" ”
"Cut, I don't have a single word, maybe it's an ugly monster, I'm too lazy to rob you." I said speechlessly.
You say that Qin Jiang is more handsome than me, his height of one meter eight is a natural advantage, and he can't compare with him, but I'm better than Shen Kai.
At least that's what I think.
Soon we arrived at the gate of the zoo, it was only ten o'clock in the morning, the sun was hot, and Shen Kai and I found a bubble tea shop on the side of the road and sat down.
Shen Kai pointed to a beautiful woman drinking milk tea in the milk tea shop and whispered to me, "Do you think this is Qin Li?" ”
Qin Li is naturally his netizen.
I drank my milk tea and said casually, "Don't you have a photo, and ask me." ”
In the past two hours, as long as a beautiful woman comes in, Shen Kai will ask such a question, and he has already been in his brain.
At twelve o'clock, Shen Kai hurriedly pulled me to the gate of the zoo.
Today's weather is very good, the wind is beautiful, and there are a lot of people visiting the zoo.
Shen Kai also went to the gate of the zoo to buy a rose, which, in his words, was the signal between him and Qin Li.
After waiting for about five minutes, we saw a woman in her thirties walking towards us, this woman looked very dark-skinned, with her nose hair exposed, and green vegetables on her teeth.
", take it." Shen Kai threw all the petals of the rose into his mouth, swallowed them, and then threw the flower branches to the ground.
"Hello." This woman walked up to us and asked, "How is the Public Security Bureau going?" ”
"You're not Qinli?" Shen Kai took a breath and casually pointed in the direction and said, "Over there." ”
"Thank you." After saying that, the woman turned and left.
"Oh mom, I'm scared to death, if this woman marries home, my dad won't beat me to death with two big ears." Shen Kai wiped the sweat stains on his forehead.
At this time, a beautiful woman with a height of about 1.7 meters walked over to the two of us, she was ********, with a melon seed face, long hair, and a standard beauty template.
"Hello, who is the personable?" The beautiful woman asked.
Personable is Shen Kai's screen name.
"I'm just personable, you're Qinli, right?" Shen Kai looked like he had won the lottery.
"Well, I'm sorry, I'm not, I'm her friend, my name is Ye Fanrou." After speaking, Ye Fanrou turned around and shouted, "Qin Li, I found someone, come over quickly." ”
Then the legendary Qinli finally appeared, I looked at it, swallowed my saliva, and said secretly, sure enough, online dating is unreliable.
Not to mention that this Qin Li is fat, she is only one meter six tall, and there are dense freckles on her face, and her arms and thighs are estimated to be thicker than Qin Jiang.
"Brother Feng, you are really exactly the same as in the photo." Qin Li trotted over and looked at Shen Kai excitedly: "So handsome." ”
"Ahem, you're not the same as the photo." Shen Kai's face was as ugly as eating, and he coughed dryly.
Qin Li smiled: "They all have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, how big can a little gap be, right?" ”
As soon as Qin Li finished speaking, I remembered, damn, the photo Shen Kai showed me was Fan Bingbing, I'm cǎo, Shen Kai This guy is too stupid, Fan Bingbing doesn't know it, I said how can I look so familiar.
At this time, my mobile phone rang suddenly, I picked up the mobile phone and saw that it was Shen Kai calling, I looked at Shen Kai on the side, with his right hand in his pocket, obviously dialing me.
"I'll answer the phone." I just answered the phone, and then hung up the phone pretending to be uh-huh, just about to speak.
Ye Fanrou smiled and asked, "There is a fire at home?" ”
"Eun." I nodded subconsciously.
"And then you two are going to leave and go back to put out the fire?" Ye Fanrou asked again.
"Yes, yes, my brother's house is often on fire, I have to go over and have a look, and I'll make an appointment next time." Shen Kai took my hand and was about to leave.
Unexpectedly, Qin Li grabbed Shen Kai's hand and said, "I'll accompany you to fight the fire." ”
"This." Shen Kai looked at me helplessly and said, "Hey, I ask you, do you want to go together to help your house fight the fire?" ”
"Ahem, no, it's fine, it's not on fire, my friend is joking with me." I smiled awkwardly.
Ye Fanrou smiled lightly: "Since it's okay, let's go to the zoo." ”
"Okay, okay." After Shen Kai finished speaking, he went to buy tickets to enter the park, and then a group of four of us walked in.
Qin Li held Shen Kai's hand all the way, and Shen Kai would come to me from time to time with a look for help.
I turned a blind eye to him, kidding? Although this Qin Li is not good-looking, the sisters who are with her, this girl named Ye Fanrou is beautiful to death.
If I let go of this kind of opportunity, wouldn't I be destined to be single for the rest of my life?